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You can't really say your Sweet Sixteen party is a success until at least six people get shot
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give me doughnuts
2012-01-23 11:34:33 AM
Where's the Ferrari cake?!
ManateeGag
2012-01-23 12:22:00 PM
OH! It has to be 6. thanks for that, subby, i need to make some calls...
calbert
2012-01-23 12:30:33 PM
"No Jake. Not like this.....AHHHH!"
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-23 12:39:35 PM
They should have just gone with the hand grenade.
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-23 02:30:02 PM
Wanted for questioning.
Rik01
2012-01-23 02:55:04 PM
4 to 1 they're Hispanic.
They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.
Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.
macadamnut
2012-01-23 03:11:41 PM
/impressed
willfullyobscure
2012-01-23 03:12:15 PM
RELIGION OF PEACE
11of12
2012-01-23 03:12:36 PM
Rik01
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4 to 1 they're Hispanic.
They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.
Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.
give me doughnuts
2012-01-23 03:13:27 PM
Rik01
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4 to 1 they're Hispanic.
They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.
Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.
No. The Latinas get quinceaneras.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-23 03:14:36 PM
No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-23 03:16:15 PM
There should also be at least one Mann Act violation.
farkinfilipino
2012-01-23 03:16:25 PM
that's only a sweet six. you need ten more.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-23 03:16:26 PM
Brown people problems.
grumpygrouper
2012-01-23 03:18:47 PM
sweet 16, and never been......shot.
Perducci
2012-01-23 03:19:26 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
Why do you hate the Constitution?
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-23 03:21:24 PM
Perducci
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TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
Why do you hate the Constitution?
Hey, I love a well-regulated militia.
Dimensio
2012-01-23 03:23:34 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
California features the most extensive set of firearm possession and ownership restrictions in the United States, and is ranked highest by the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence. As such, no reason exists to be concerned of juveniles in possession of firearms.
BurnShrike
2012-01-23 03:23:35 PM
Not so sweet, huh?
the_end_is_rear
2012-01-23 03:24:09 PM
I read about this yesterday in our local paper (Sacramento Bee)
It was disappointing that the article did not mention that 'Hard looks" were involved.
I am always amused by that term. "Hard looks"
Does one have a look on their face like they have a hard-or or are constipated and trying to push one out?
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-23 03:26:07 PM
Probably had a cake with those trick candles. farkin things make anyone wanna open up.
Callous
2012-01-23 03:26:11 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
So what magical bit of language do you think we should write down and call a law that will work where all the other laws failed that day?
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-23 03:27:08 PM
Coral castle? clicks link...nope.
REO-Weedwagon
2012-01-23 03:28:21 PM
FTFA:
The birthday girl was not injured, police said.
Well thank Christ for that.
the_end_is_rear
2012-01-23 03:29:16 PM
Callous
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TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
So what magical bit of language do you think we should write down and call a law that will work where all the other laws failed that day?
Commit a crime with a gun, you are sterilized. I do not want them spreading their dumb seed.
The positive effect on society will not be instant, but in 10-20 years....oh yes.
I don't own a gun. But I have plenty of friends who do. But they do not do stupid things with them.
11of12
2012-01-23 03:29:57 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-23 03:30:05 PM
Callous
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TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
So what magical bit of language do you think we should write down and call a law that will work where all the other laws failed that day?
We already have the law. It's called RICO. When gangs are involved, you do the following:
1. Seize all assets of the gang families.
2. Remove any children from gang families and place them in foster care.
3. Put gang bangers who use guns to commit crimes in prison for a long time.
If you take the money out of gangs, take the next generation of bangers out of gangs and make the punishment enormous, gangs will slow in their growth
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-01-23 03:36:07 PM
wow, no quinceanera jokes. I'm shocked at the rare display of tact.
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2012-01-23 03:36:24 PM
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You're bleeding profusely from a GSW to the abdomen
Happy Birthday to you!
Hope he/she got to eat some cake first.
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-23 03:36:42 PM
REO-Weedwagon
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FTFA: The birthday girl was not injured, police said.
Well thank Christ for that.
Is ok, hermano!
Callous
2012-01-23 03:39:39 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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Callous: TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
So what magical bit of language do you think we should write down and call a law that will work where all the other laws failed that day?
We already have the law. It's called RICO. When gangs are involved, you do the following:
1. Seize all assets of the gang families.
2. Remove any children from gang families and place them in foster care.
3. Put gang bangers who use guns to commit crimes in prison for a long time.
If you take the money out of gangs, take the next generation of bangers out of gangs and make the punishment enormous, gangs will slow in their growth
End the war on drugs and that money problem solves itself.
Why Would I Read the Article
2012-01-23 03:40:01 PM
It's so sad what has happened to Antioch over the last half decade. As recently as 2005 or so, it was a wonderful place to live and raise a family. Then, the section 8'ers moved in en masse and completely turned the town into a crime and drug filled hell hole. Deer Valley high school used to be a very good school, now there are almost daily stories of the white kids being beaten or worse and having their money and/or clothes stolen. What used to be beautiful and peaceful community parks are now havens for drug dealers, and god help you if you decide to take your dog for a walk now.
It's very, very sad. My ex-girlfriend grew up there (actually went to school with Maurice Jones-Drew), and her entire family has had to move away because of the section 8'ers, and all the crime and hell they bring to any place they go to.
Fear the Clam
2012-01-23 03:42:06 PM
give me doughnuts
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Rik01: 4 to 1 they're Hispanic.
They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.
Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.
No. The Latinas get quinceaneras.
That's when you celebrate having your first kid.
/Maybe if you didn't put earrings on babies like some kind of whore it wouldn't coincide with the 15th birthday.
belhade
2012-01-23 03:42:29 PM
Ten to one says she still got knocked up!
Happy Hours
2012-01-23 03:44:43 PM
Rik01
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4 to 1 they're Hispanic.
They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.
Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.
No, Mexicans and other WHITE people who speak Spanish have Quinceanaras.
(I don't believe "hispanic" is a race anymore than Italian is a race.)
Chances are they were black.
Now I'm the racist.
/FTA:
The birthday girl was not injured, police said.
//And so is her unborn baby.
Why Would I Read the Article
2012-01-23 03:46:00 PM
Callous
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End the war on drugs and that money problem solves itself.
says the ignorant buffoon.....
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-23 03:50:47 PM
Look, to be fair, they don't all just get into gang fights. They like flowers, music, and white girls named Debbie, too.
Giltric
2012-01-23 03:54:20 PM
MOAR LAWS NAOW!!!!!
the 17,000 laws they created to stop this obviously aren't working.
blank_czech
2012-01-23 03:55:03 PM
SWAT sixteen?
Mishno
2012-01-23 03:56:05 PM
Why Would I Read the Article
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It's so sad what has happened to Antioch over the last half decade. As recently as 2005 or so, it was a wonderful place to live and raise a family. Then, the section 8'ers moved in en masse and completely turned the town into a crime and drug filled hell hole. Deer Valley high school used to be a very good school, now there are almost daily stories of the white kids being beaten or worse and having their money and/or clothes stolen. What used to be beautiful and peaceful community parks are now havens for drug dealers, and god help you if you decide to take your dog for a walk now.
It's very, very sad. My ex-girlfriend grew up there (actually went to school with Maurice Jones-Drew), and her entire family has had to move away because of the section 8'ers, and all the crime and hell they bring to any place they go to.
What do you have against diversity?
m1ke
2012-01-23 03:57:17 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the farm. Guns aren't allowed in California, therefore, this story isn't real.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-23 03:57:29 PM
The organized crime gangs that started during the Prohibition didn't end when Prohibition ended. Gangs transfer wealth. They don't care where that wealth comes from as long as they can transfer it. Ending the war on drugs won't end gangs--it might force them into other pursuits but it won't end them.
belhade
2012-01-23 04:00:31 PM
Rufus Lee King
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Look, to be fair, they don't all just get into gang fights. They like flowers, music, and white girls named Debbie, too.
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Beaners!
pedrop357
2012-01-23 04:01:27 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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The organized crime gangs that started during the Prohibition didn't end when Prohibition ended. Gangs transfer wealth. They don't care where that wealth comes from as long as they can transfer it. Ending the war on drugs won't end gangs--it might force them into other pursuits but it won't end them.
For example?
FarkinHostile
2012-01-23 04:06:08 PM
pedrop357
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TheShavingofOccam123: The organized crime gangs that started during the Prohibition didn't end when Prohibition ended. Gangs transfer wealth. They don't care where that wealth comes from as long as they can transfer it. Ending the war on drugs won't end gangs--it might force them into other pursuits but it won't end them.
For example?
Prostitution, extortion ("Protection" rackets), smuggling, large scale theft (Hijacking merchandise shipments), contract murders...
baronvonzipper
2012-01-23 04:08:57 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste
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wow, no quinceanera jokes. I'm shocked at the rare display of tact.
It's only Monday. Give it time.
pedrop357
2012-01-23 04:12:29 PM
FarkinHostile
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Prostitution, extortion ("Protection" rackets), smuggling, large scale theft (Hijacking merchandise shipments), contract murders...
OK. They're into all of those now though. The post implied that they would move into new areas and I'm having trouble imagining an area of illegal activity that would be able to replace drugs in terms of profit and widespread demand.
Ending the drug war would remove most of the organized crime customer base and significant amounts of their profit, which can only make their strength go down.
ElLoco
2012-01-23 04:19:13 PM
FarkinHostile
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Prostitution, extortion ("Protection" rackets), smuggling, large scale theft (Hijacking merchandise shipments), contract murders...
You leave the unions out of this.
Roquefort
2012-01-23 04:20:08 PM
Diddy did it.
Profedius
2012-01-23 04:24:29 PM
I went to Disneyworld for my 16th birthday and all the way down a little kid kicked the back of my chair, screamed, threw peanuts and once threw his drink over the seat which drenched my father and me. When I confronted the mother her response was that he is just a kid, the thing was about 10. Disneyworld sucked all the rides were for 5 year olds and we got stuck in small world hell for 2 and a half hours which I still have nightmares about, but the Epcot center was excellent. At least I didn't get shot, but 40 people in a garage and the shooter or shooters couldn't make one kill shot, that is just sad.
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