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2012-01-23 11:34:33 AM
Where's the Ferrari cake?!
 
2012-01-23 12:22:00 PM
OH! It has to be 6. thanks for that, subby, i need to make some calls...
 
2012-01-23 12:30:33 PM
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"No Jake. Not like this.....AHHHH!"
 
2012-01-23 12:39:35 PM
They should have just gone with the hand grenade.
 
2012-01-23 02:30:02 PM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-01-23 02:55:04 PM
4 to 1 they're Hispanic.

They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.

Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.
 
2012-01-23 03:11:41 PM
www.inquisitr.com

/impressed
 
2012-01-23 03:12:15 PM
RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-01-23 03:12:36 PM
Rik01: 4 to 1 they're Hispanic.

They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.

Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.


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2012-01-23 03:13:27 PM
Rik01: 4 to 1 they're Hispanic.

They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.

Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.


No. The Latinas get quinceaneras.
 
2012-01-23 03:14:36 PM
No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.
 
2012-01-23 03:16:15 PM
There should also be at least one Mann Act violation.

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2012-01-23 03:16:25 PM
that's only a sweet six. you need ten more.

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2012-01-23 03:16:26 PM
Brown people problems.
 
2012-01-23 03:18:47 PM
sweet 16, and never been......shot.
 
2012-01-23 03:19:26 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.

Why do you hate the Constitution?
 
2012-01-23 03:21:24 PM
Perducci: TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.

Why do you hate the Constitution?


Hey, I love a well-regulated militia.
 
2012-01-23 03:23:34 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.

California features the most extensive set of firearm possession and ownership restrictions in the United States, and is ranked highest by the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence. As such, no reason exists to be concerned of juveniles in possession of firearms.
 
2012-01-23 03:23:35 PM
Not so sweet, huh?
 
2012-01-23 03:24:09 PM
I read about this yesterday in our local paper (Sacramento Bee)
It was disappointing that the article did not mention that 'Hard looks" were involved.
I am always amused by that term. "Hard looks"

Does one have a look on their face like they have a hard-or or are constipated and trying to push one out?
 
2012-01-23 03:26:07 PM
Probably had a cake with those trick candles. farkin things make anyone wanna open up.
 
2012-01-23 03:26:11 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.

So what magical bit of language do you think we should write down and call a law that will work where all the other laws failed that day?
 
2012-01-23 03:27:08 PM
Coral castle? clicks link...nope.
 
2012-01-23 03:28:21 PM
FTFA: The birthday girl was not injured, police said.

Well thank Christ for that.
 
2012-01-23 03:29:16 PM
Callous: TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.

So what magical bit of language do you think we should write down and call a law that will work where all the other laws failed that day?


Commit a crime with a gun, you are sterilized. I do not want them spreading their dumb seed.
The positive effect on society will not be instant, but in 10-20 years....oh yes.

I don't own a gun. But I have plenty of friends who do. But they do not do stupid things with them.
 
2012-01-23 03:29:57 PM
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2012-01-23 03:30:05 PM
Callous: TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.

So what magical bit of language do you think we should write down and call a law that will work where all the other laws failed that day?


We already have the law. It's called RICO. When gangs are involved, you do the following:

1. Seize all assets of the gang families.
2. Remove any children from gang families and place them in foster care.
3. Put gang bangers who use guns to commit crimes in prison for a long time.

If you take the money out of gangs, take the next generation of bangers out of gangs and make the punishment enormous, gangs will slow in their growth
 
2012-01-23 03:36:07 PM
wow, no quinceanera jokes. I'm shocked at the rare display of tact.
 
2012-01-23 03:36:24 PM
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You're bleeding profusely from a GSW to the abdomen
Happy Birthday to you!

Hope he/she got to eat some cake first.
 
2012-01-23 03:36:42 PM
REO-Weedwagon: FTFA: The birthday girl was not injured, police said.

Well thank Christ for that.


Is ok, hermano!

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2012-01-23 03:39:39 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Callous: TheShavingofOccam123: No one is worried about the fact these "teens" have access to numerous handguns. It's the fact they used them at a birthday party that bothers everyone.

So what magical bit of language do you think we should write down and call a law that will work where all the other laws failed that day?

We already have the law. It's called RICO. When gangs are involved, you do the following:

1. Seize all assets of the gang families.
2. Remove any children from gang families and place them in foster care.
3. Put gang bangers who use guns to commit crimes in prison for a long time.

If you take the money out of gangs, take the next generation of bangers out of gangs and make the punishment enormous, gangs will slow in their growth


End the war on drugs and that money problem solves itself.
 
2012-01-23 03:40:01 PM
It's so sad what has happened to Antioch over the last half decade. As recently as 2005 or so, it was a wonderful place to live and raise a family. Then, the section 8'ers moved in en masse and completely turned the town into a crime and drug filled hell hole. Deer Valley high school used to be a very good school, now there are almost daily stories of the white kids being beaten or worse and having their money and/or clothes stolen. What used to be beautiful and peaceful community parks are now havens for drug dealers, and god help you if you decide to take your dog for a walk now.


It's very, very sad. My ex-girlfriend grew up there (actually went to school with Maurice Jones-Drew), and her entire family has had to move away because of the section 8'ers, and all the crime and hell they bring to any place they go to.
 
2012-01-23 03:42:06 PM
give me doughnuts: Rik01: 4 to 1 they're Hispanic.

They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.

Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.

No. The Latinas get quinceaneras.


That's when you celebrate having your first kid.

/Maybe if you didn't put earrings on babies like some kind of whore it wouldn't coincide with the 15th birthday.
 
2012-01-23 03:42:29 PM
Ten to one says she still got knocked up!
 
2012-01-23 03:44:43 PM
Rik01: 4 to 1 they're Hispanic.

They seem to have a lot of sweet sixteen parties and, also, a lot of shootings at sweet sixteen parties.

Well, actually a lot of shootings at nearly any party. It must be traditional or something.


No, Mexicans and other WHITE people who speak Spanish have Quinceanaras.

(I don't believe "hispanic" is a race anymore than Italian is a race.)

Chances are they were black.

Now I'm the racist.

/FTA: The birthday girl was not injured, police said.
//And so is her unborn baby.
 
2012-01-23 03:46:00 PM
Callous: End the war on drugs and that money problem solves itself.

says the ignorant buffoon.....
 
2012-01-23 03:50:47 PM
Look, to be fair, they don't all just get into gang fights. They like flowers, music, and white girls named Debbie, too.

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2012-01-23 03:54:20 PM
MOAR LAWS NAOW!!!!!

the 17,000 laws they created to stop this obviously aren't working.
 
2012-01-23 03:55:03 PM
SWAT sixteen?
 
2012-01-23 03:56:05 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: It's so sad what has happened to Antioch over the last half decade. As recently as 2005 or so, it was a wonderful place to live and raise a family. Then, the section 8'ers moved in en masse and completely turned the town into a crime and drug filled hell hole. Deer Valley high school used to be a very good school, now there are almost daily stories of the white kids being beaten or worse and having their money and/or clothes stolen. What used to be beautiful and peaceful community parks are now havens for drug dealers, and god help you if you decide to take your dog for a walk now.


It's very, very sad. My ex-girlfriend grew up there (actually went to school with Maurice Jones-Drew), and her entire family has had to move away because of the section 8'ers, and all the crime and hell they bring to any place they go to.


What do you have against diversity?
 
2012-01-23 03:57:17 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the farm. Guns aren't allowed in California, therefore, this story isn't real.
 
2012-01-23 03:57:29 PM
The organized crime gangs that started during the Prohibition didn't end when Prohibition ended. Gangs transfer wealth. They don't care where that wealth comes from as long as they can transfer it. Ending the war on drugs won't end gangs--it might force them into other pursuits but it won't end them.
 
2012-01-23 04:00:31 PM
Rufus Lee King: Look, to be fair, they don't all just get into gang fights. They like flowers, music, and white girls named Debbie, too.

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Beaners!

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2012-01-23 04:01:27 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: The organized crime gangs that started during the Prohibition didn't end when Prohibition ended. Gangs transfer wealth. They don't care where that wealth comes from as long as they can transfer it. Ending the war on drugs won't end gangs--it might force them into other pursuits but it won't end them.

For example?
 
2012-01-23 04:06:08 PM
pedrop357: TheShavingofOccam123: The organized crime gangs that started during the Prohibition didn't end when Prohibition ended. Gangs transfer wealth. They don't care where that wealth comes from as long as they can transfer it. Ending the war on drugs won't end gangs--it might force them into other pursuits but it won't end them.

For example?



Prostitution, extortion ("Protection" rackets), smuggling, large scale theft (Hijacking merchandise shipments), contract murders...
 
2012-01-23 04:08:57 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: wow, no quinceanera jokes. I'm shocked at the rare display of tact.

It's only Monday. Give it time.
 
2012-01-23 04:12:29 PM
FarkinHostile: Prostitution, extortion ("Protection" rackets), smuggling, large scale theft (Hijacking merchandise shipments), contract murders...

OK. They're into all of those now though. The post implied that they would move into new areas and I'm having trouble imagining an area of illegal activity that would be able to replace drugs in terms of profit and widespread demand.

Ending the drug war would remove most of the organized crime customer base and significant amounts of their profit, which can only make their strength go down.
 
2012-01-23 04:19:13 PM
FarkinHostile: Prostitution, extortion ("Protection" rackets), smuggling, large scale theft (Hijacking merchandise shipments), contract murders...

You leave the unions out of this.
 
2012-01-23 04:20:08 PM
Diddy did it.
 
2012-01-23 04:24:29 PM
I went to Disneyworld for my 16th birthday and all the way down a little kid kicked the back of my chair, screamed, threw peanuts and once threw his drink over the seat which drenched my father and me. When I confronted the mother her response was that he is just a kid, the thing was about 10. Disneyworld sucked all the rides were for 5 year olds and we got stuck in small world hell for 2 and a half hours which I still have nightmares about, but the Epcot center was excellent. At least I didn't get shot, but 40 people in a garage and the shooter or shooters couldn't make one kill shot, that is just sad.
 
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