No problem. Just call in Detroit's urban hunters.

Do not underestimate coyotes.

Likely fleeing in to the city to avoid all the wild boars are running free. Damn you hunting clubs.

/had one in my garden recently
//the .22 air rifle we keep by the back door for critter removal was not sufficient

Clinton Township is a long way from Detroit.

NO! THAT'S A BAD SUBBY! WINGS SUCK!

Not this year subtard!

/Loves to hates me some Red Queens

KarmicDisaster: Clinton Township is a long way from Detroit.

They are in the city though. I saw one on the bridge to Belle Isle of all places back in Sept. Definitely was a coyote and not a stray dog.

/must know about the white deer in the zoo

I like waffles: NO! THAT'S A BAD SUBBY! WINGS SUCK!

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/Avs fan

I like waffles: NO! THAT'S A BAD SUBBY! WINGS SUCK!

I don't know if it's the wings I hate so much as their smug fans. Poor winners are poor.

Savage Belief: Not this year subtard!

/Loves to hates me some Red Queens

Because Phoenix will save them the trouble by not making it to the playoffs?

About once every 6 months some idiot puts up signs around my hood saying "COYOTE SIGHTING! KEEP CATS INSIDE!"

As if the coyotes aren't there all the time and that there is ever a time you shouldn't keep cats inside.

To the people who haven't seen 'Hart's War": Red Wings are Negro bomber escorts pilots during WWII. They got smoked; smoked HARD. They threw everything they could to get the Negros to drop out of the Army Air Corps (there was no Air Force then)...but he Negros just kept fighting...fighting...until those Negros won the right to fly bomber escort missions for the United States of America.

/bomber escort negros
//Bruce Willis as Coll. McNamara
///Colin Faril as Lt. Douchebag who told the Nazis everything after the third day

Maus III: To the people who haven't seen 'Hart's War": Red Wings are Negro bomber escorts pilots during WWII. They got smoked; smoked HARD. They threw everything they could to get the Negros to drop out of the Army Air Corps (there was no Air Force then)...but he Negros just kept fighting...fighting...until those Negros won the right to fly bomber escort missions for the United States of America.

/bomber escort negros
//Bruce Willis as Coll. McNamara
///Colin Faril as Lt. Douchebag who told the Nazis everything after the third day

The Detroit coyote community frowns upon your shenanigans.

Detroit cant handle Wild.

Second world problems. Only pets have died so far, not livestock or other people.

Rapmaster2000: About once every 6 months some idiot puts up signs around my hood saying "COYOTE SIGHTING! KEEP CATS INSIDE!"

As if the coyotes aren't there all the time and that there is ever a time you shouldn't keep cats inside.

I saw a coyote yesterday biting at my ankle. My cat saved me by jumping on my
face and ripping my eyeballs out.

Saw a dead 'yote on the side of Walton Road in Rochester about a month ago. I've seen a few dead on the side of 696 in Farmington Hills. Best thing to do is to keep your pets indoors or go outside with them. Keep your trash in a can with a lock-down top. The coyotes will move on if there is nothing to eat.

Or keep a rifle or shotgun near the back door. Is there a market for coyote fur?

If your dog gets killed by a coyote, it is a clear sign that you need a bigger dog. If everyone on that block owned an English Mastiff or a boxer, there wouldn't be enough left of the coyotes to throw into a dumpster...

I knew it just a matter of time before some people got into the business of sneaking in illegal Canadians. And the real problem is that these undocumented fellows don't even know what bacon is.

Suppressed .22. Part of my SSS strategy.

Why are coyotes a problem?

Holy CRAP, NATURE!! KILL IT, KILL IT!!!!!

/phew
//let's go to the zoo

Ive seen more dead foxes around here the last 2 years.

I like waffles: NO! THAT'S A BAD SUBBY! WINGS SUCK!

Haters gonna hate...

//let's go Red Wings

sigdiamond2000: The Red Wings are 3-0 against the Coyotes this year.

And the Hurricanes are 3-0 against the Bruins this year.

/not saying it because it's relevant
//saying it because it's true

FARK YOU SUBBY!!!


/Coyotes fan.

Yeah Clinton Twp is a bit of a haul from Detroit, but they are in Ferndale where I live. Along with skunks and possums. Drives my dog crazy.

I've seen them in the woods around NYC ( withing 40 miles of the city ) many times.

They were not the least bit frightened of people too.

snowybunting: Coyotes have been spotted downriver as well. My relatives on Grosse Ile had their golden lab attacked by one.

/Red Wings rule
//16 home wins in a row, biatches

Just shoot them with a .22. Settings traps requires a lot of effort because you have to check them every day or so and they can catch other things.

Savage Belief: I don't know if it's the wings I hate so much as their smug fans. Poor winners are poor.

Which is strange considering how much practice we get at it.

Cup 12 in 2012. Book it. LGRW. Done.

TheBitterest: Yeah Clinton Twp is a bit of a haul from Detroit, but they are in Ferndale where I live. Along with skunks and possums. Drives my dog crazy.
7 miles is a haul?

Nacho Daddy: I like waffles: NO! THAT'S A BAD SUBBY! WINGS SUCK!

Haters gonna hate...

//let's go Red Wings



Scoreboard.

Maus III: To the people who haven't seen 'Hart's War": Red Wings are Negro bomber escorts pilots during WWII. They got smoked; smoked HARD. They threw everything they could to get the Negros to drop out of the Army Air Corps (there was no Air Force then)...but he Negros just kept fighting...fighting...until those Negros won the right to fly bomber escort missions for the United States of America.

/bomber escort negros
//Bruce Willis as Coll. McNamara
///Colin Faril as Lt. Douchebag who told the Nazis everything after the third day

They have a movie out about this....

Detroit has a ton of cool wild life: from pheasants to feral cats and homeless people

Every time I read about Detroit I can't help but picture something like this:

I thought red wings were something you had to earn, or at least that is what the ex-wife told me once a month.

redmid17: snowybunting: Coyotes have been spotted downriver as well. My relatives on Grosse Ile had their golden lab attacked by one.

/Red Wings rule
//16 home wins in a row, biatches

Just shoot them with a .22. Settings traps requires a lot of effort because you have to check them every day or so and they can catch other things.

Use a subsonic .22 load, also. The noise can be 'explained' as a loud air rifle, as it doesn't have the supersonic 'crack' of a normal .22 load. It helps if you have a fairly powerful air rifle that you can pass off as what you used if anyone asks questions.

When you do hit one, don't go after it immediately. Let it lie down and bleed out. My neighbor went after one that I had shot one time, and he pushed it until it went into a fairly dense residential area, where he lost track of it. I was waiting for it to bleed out so I could recover it. It had laid down in the woods a couple hundred yards from where I shot it, but when he started tracking it, it got up and started moving again.

Another option that is quieter is to use a bow, if you are a bow hunter. I called in a coyote in the woods behind the house one time, and took a shot, but an intervening branch deflected the arrow up.

/Predator hunting is pretty damned fun.
//That coyote coming at me, trying to find the source of the 'smacking' noises, looked like a farkin' dire wolf.

HKWolf: Saw a dead 'yote on the side of Walton Road in Rochester about a month ago. I've seen a few dead on the side of 696 in Farmington Hills. Best thing to do is to keep your pets indoors or go outside with them. Keep your trash in a can with a lock-down top. The coyotes will move on if there is nothing to eat.

Or keep a rifle or shotgun near the back door. Is there a market for coyote fur?

Or have real dogs that can defend themselves. Those coyotes better come correct if they think they're going to fark with my pit and shephard.

/fingers crossed

Skip Intro: Savage Belief: I don't know if it's the wings I hate so much as their smug fans. Poor winners are poor.

Which is strange considering how much practice we get at it.

Cup 12 in 2012. Book it. LGRW. Done.

Never go full 'quigley. Go Wings.

Mikeyworld: Maus III: To the people who haven't seen 'Hart's War": Red Wings are Negro bomber escorts pilots during WWII. They got smoked; smoked HARD. They threw everything they could to get the Negros to drop out of the Army Air Corps (there was no Air Force then)...but he Negros just kept fighting...fighting...until those Negros won the right to fly bomber escort missions for the United States of America.

/bomber escort negros
//Bruce Willis as Coll. McNamara
///Colin Faril as Lt. Douchebag who told the Nazis everything after the third day

They have a movie out about this....

Red Tails, dipshiat, not Red Wings

Those aren't coyotes. They're jackals picking at the carrion in the streets.

dittybopper: redmid17: snowybunting: Coyotes have been spotted downriver as well. My relatives on Grosse Ile had their golden lab attacked by one.

/Red Wings rule
//16 home wins in a row, biatches

Just shoot them with a .22. Settings traps requires a lot of effort because you have to check them every day or so and they can catch other things.

Use a subsonic .22 load, also. The noise can be 'explained' as a loud air rifle, as it doesn't have the supersonic 'crack' of a normal .22 load. It helps if you have a fairly powerful air rifle that you can pass off as what you used if anyone asks questions.

When you do hit one, don't go after it immediately. Let it lie down and bleed out. My neighbor went after one that I had shot one time, and he pushed it until it went into a fairly dense residential area, where he lost track of it. I was waiting for it to bleed out so I could recover it. It had laid down in the woods a couple hundred yards from where I shot it, but when he started tracking it, it got up and started moving again.

Another option that is quieter is to use a bow, if you are a bow hunter. I called in a coyote in the woods behind the house one time, and took a shot, but an intervening branch deflected the arrow up.

/Predator hunting is pretty damned fun.
//That coyote coming at me, trying to find the source of the 'smacking' noises, looked like a farkin' dire wolf.

The coyotes are always coming right at us!@

mc_madness: Detroit has a ton of cool wild life: from pheasants to feral cats and homeless people

We had peacocks all over the place when I lived in Woodbridge. It's an odd odd city.

Maus III: To the people who haven't seen 'Hart's War": Red Wings are Negro bomber escorts pilots during WWII. They got smoked; smoked HARD. They threw everything they could to get the Negros to drop out of the Army Air Corps (there was no Air Force then)...but he Negros just kept fighting...fighting...until those Negros won the right to fly bomber escort missions for the United States of America.

/bomber escort negros
//Bruce Willis as Coll. McNamara
///Colin Faril as Lt. Douchebag who told the Nazis everything after the third day

7/10, but only because you got two bites.