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(MSNBC) Interesting Scientists ask the dangerous question, "What if intelligent life had developed on Earth...and the apes had actually taken over?"   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 116
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2012-01-23 10:51:31 AM
This kind of thought experiment is fun, but the article ignored real examples. Basically, it's just mental masturbation unless you think it through.

Apes (chimps and etc.) are almost as intelligent as humans but very different. They occupy a different niche and we mostly ignore each other. That's one of the predictions in TFA.

The article assumes that the hypothetical creatures are exactly equal to humans in intelligence and technical ability. But that seems unlikely. What would happen if they were only a little less intelligent?

A likely scenario is that the less intelligent species would become subservient to the more intelligent. Well, we have already that.

Dogs (wolves) have lots of traits that mark them as very sophisticated socially and mentally and they are intelligent enough to communicate with humans (ask any dog lover if this is so). They don't make tools and so they can't really compete with us. Instead, we have taken them in and made them part of our society. We're basically in a commensal relationship.

So, it has already happened and it turns out to be less science fiction-ish than TFA predicts.
 
2012-01-23 11:44:29 AM
Assuming we're talking humans and any other species, is that yes, it seems obvious it would have been constant warfare. We fight and kill every animal we encounter, including other humans. Even if this was another benevolent race that was nicer than we are, they would have had to fight back to defend themselves, and it would have led to a lasting emnity stretching from before the spark of consciousness ignited our intelligence into sentience.
 
2012-01-23 11:58:12 AM
They did. We are apes.
 
2012-01-23 12:03:14 PM
MrBallou: Dogs (wolves) have lots of traits that mark them as very sophisticated socially and mentally and they are intelligent enough to communicate with humans (ask any dog lover if this is so). They don't make tools and so they can't really compete with us. Instead, we have taken them in and made them part of our society. We're basically in a commensal relationship.

Dogs have played us from the beginning. They've adapted their behaviors in order to use us for protection, shelter and feeding. And, I'm okay with that.
 
2012-01-23 12:26:00 PM
Vodka Zombie: MrBallou: Dogs (wolves) have lots of traits that mark them as very sophisticated socially and mentally and they are intelligent enough to communicate with humans (ask any dog lover if this is so). They don't make tools and so they can't really compete with us. Instead, we have taken them in and made them part of our society. We're basically in a commensal relationship.

Dogs have played us from the beginning. They've adapted their behaviors in order to use us for protection, shelter and feeding. And, I'm okay with that.


And steak, don't forget steak.
 
2012-01-23 12:41:29 PM
Get your hands off of me, you damn dirty human!
 
2012-01-23 01:17:56 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: They did. We are apes.

THEN WHY ARE THERE STILL APES!!11!!1!

Sorry, man. I'm trying to be all creotardy.
 
2012-01-23 01:37:05 PM
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LoLWUT
 
2012-01-23 01:44:34 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: They did. We are apes.

This.
 
2012-01-23 01:49:45 PM
Sex in the City would never had gotten made.
 
2012-01-23 01:49:53 PM
So people are already actively putting their genetic material into animals, but it is frequently illegal.
 
2012-01-23 01:51:24 PM
Intelligence is trivial. What actually sets us apart from the other animals is our accumulated culture.
 
2012-01-23 01:53:18 PM
Honest Bender: Intelligence is trivial. What actually sets us apart from the other animals is our accumulated culture.

This is why yogurt will always reign supreme.
 
2012-01-23 01:53:44 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: Sex in the City would never had gotten made.

It probably would have, but with way more body hair.
 
2012-01-23 01:55:08 PM
syberpud: HotIgneous Intruder: Sex in the City would never had gotten made.

It probably would have, but with way more body hair.


I'm thinking bonobos.
 
2012-01-23 01:55:28 PM
MrBallou: This kind of thought experiment is fun, but the article ignored real examples. Basically, it's just mental masturbation unless you think it through.

Apes (chimps and etc.) are almost as intelligent as humans but very different. They occupy a different niche and we mostly ignore each other. That's one of the predictions in TFA.

The article assumes that the hypothetical creatures are exactly equal to humans in intelligence and technical ability. But that seems unlikely. What would happen if they were only a little less intelligent?

A likely scenario is that the less intelligent species would become subservient to the more intelligent. Well, we have already that.

Dogs (wolves) have lots of traits that mark them as very sophisticated socially and mentally and they are intelligent enough to communicate with humans (ask any dog lover if this is so). They don't make tools and so they can't really compete with us. Instead, we have taken them in and made them part of our society. We're basically in a commensal relationship.

So, it has already happened and it turns out to be less science fiction-ish than TFA predicts.


And cats. Don't forget cats.

//Would rather have a small terrier as a mouser than a cat.
 
2012-01-23 01:56:05 PM
MrBallou: This kind of thought experiment is fun, but the article ignored real examples. Basically, it's just mental masturbation unless you think it through.

Apes (chimps and etc.) are almost as intelligent as humans but very different. They occupy a different niche and we mostly ignore each other. That's one of the predictions in TFA.

The article assumes that the hypothetical creatures are exactly equal to humans in intelligence and technical ability. But that seems unlikely. What would happen if they were only a little less intelligent?

A likely scenario is that the less intelligent species would become subservient to the more intelligent. Well, we have already that.

Dogs (wolves) have lots of traits that mark them as very sophisticated socially and mentally and they are intelligent enough to communicate with humans (ask any dog lover if this is so). They don't make tools and so they can't really compete with us. Instead, we have taken them in and made them part of our society. We're basically in a commensal relationship.

So, it has already happened and it turns out to be less science fiction-ish than TFA predicts.


If Humans hadn't become the dominant species on earth, bears had as good a shot as apes did. The problem in both cases is that they have so many evolutionary advantages including size and strength, they don't NEED intelligence, and thus evolution didn't favor it as a trait.

Now for us mutant hairless weakling apes (Chimps have the same body mass more or less but are 10x stronger than us) the only shot we had to survive as a species was to select for brain power, so we did.

As to dogs and Wolves, some studies show that dog are LESS intelligent than wolves-if you measure raw problem solving ability, but that dogs more effectively solve food challenges and the like because where a wolf will try to puzzle out how to use his own skill set to solve the problem, a dog will realize this is a task a human is better at than they are and whine till a human comes and does it for them. Which is the "smarter" response, I wonder? (and according to my vet, cats evolved their ability to "meow" solely to communicate with humans, wild cats don't use it, and even domestic cats don't use it to talk to each other)
 
2012-01-23 01:57:02 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: They did. We are apes.

So the "apes took over" part is true.
 
2012-01-23 01:58:22 PM
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2012-01-23 02:00:24 PM
What if Neanderthals, who bit the dust just 28,000 years ago, had instead wised up and were now living next door?
They were called ogres and trolls. Those we didn't wipe out directly, interbred.
 
2012-01-23 02:04:44 PM
Isn't this scenario - a human species encounters a rival race of hominids which are equally or even more intelligent and aggressive, and competing for the same resources - what actually happened between Neanderthals and modern humans?
 
2012-01-23 02:07:31 PM
Either us, or them, would have been killed off. We do not suffer competition well.
 
2012-01-23 02:08:27 PM
The apes did take over...

/SMH
 
2012-01-23 02:08:48 PM
A far more interesting question would be, "What signs of an intelligent species would be left 60 million years after they went extinct?"
 
2012-01-23 02:11:47 PM
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www.bongonews.com

/heeeee, heeeeeee... *jamon*!
 
2012-01-23 02:12:18 PM
George Taylor: A planet where apes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer.

Dr. Zaius: Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.
 
2012-01-23 02:12:32 PM
Magorn: Now for us mutant hairless weakling apes (Chimps have the same body mass more or less but are 10x stronger than us) the only shot we had to survive as a species was to select for brain power, so we did.

We are only weaker (assuming two individuals of equal age and physical fitness) because we gave up raw strength for endurance. We use our muscles differently than they do. They don't need to run miles chasing prey, we do. We don't need to pull ourselves up trees at the drop of a hat. They do.
 
2012-01-23 02:14:40 PM
Parthenogenetic: Isn't this scenario - a human species encounters a rival race of hominids which are equally or even more intelligent and aggressive, and competing for the same resources - what actually happened between Neanderthals and modern humans?

We drove them to extinction. We may have murdered them, or we may have just been better hunters and took away their food supply. Either way, we killed them off.
 
2012-01-23 02:16:23 PM
rdyb: What if Neanderthals, who bit the dust just 28,000 years ago, had instead wised up and were now living next door?
They were called ogres and trolls. Those we didn't wipe out directly, interbred.


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/LOLWUT?
//The guy pretty much walked out of a Museum Exhibit
 
2012-01-23 02:18:08 PM
In case anyone was wondering, that is Nikolai Valuev.
 
2012-01-23 02:20:48 PM
Ed Grubermann: Parthenogenetic: Isn't this scenario - a human species encounters a rival race of hominids which are equally or even more intelligent and aggressive, and competing for the same resources - what actually happened between Neanderthals and modern humans?

We drove them to extinction. We may have murdered them, or we may have just been better hunters and took away their food supply. Either way, we killed them off.


Prima nocta.
 
2012-01-23 02:21:20 PM
Slaxl: Assuming we're talking humans and any other species, is that yes, it seems obvious it would have been constant warfare. We fight and kill every animal we encounter, including other humans. Even if this was another benevolent race that was nicer than we are, they would have had to fight back to defend themselves, and it would have led to a lasting emnity stretching from before the spark of consciousness ignited our intelligence into sentience.

There are slime molds that are sentient. Sentient means aware of surroundings. Any organism that has any senses is sentient. Sapience, self awareness, is something else and so far unique to humans. Blame sci-writers for your ignorance.

But i agree with the rest. Somebody would get wiped off the map, at least if we're talking about early man. If dolphins started talking we'd be OK with them because we have mastered our environment.
 
2012-01-23 02:23:33 PM
Ed Grubermann: We drove them to extinction. We may have murdered them, or we may have just been better hunters and took away their food supply. Either way, we killed them off.

And also screwed around enough to result in approximately 4% Neanderthal introgression in the modern human genome.
 
2012-01-23 02:24:09 PM
I'd say interbreeding or genocide or both.
 
2012-01-23 02:24:13 PM
I think someone misses the Gieco Neanderthal man sitcom.
 
2012-01-23 02:25:46 PM
apeiron242: Sapience, self awareness, is something else and so far unique to humans. Blame sci-writers for your ignorance.

Self-awareness isn't limited to humans, plenty of other species exhibit some degree of self-awareness and even abstract problem solving abilities, language, and transmissible culture. It's all just matters of degrees. There is no defining characteristic that sets humans apart from other animals, we are just a lot higher on certain scales than others, at least based on our current knowledge.
 
2012-01-23 02:26:15 PM
MrBallou: Instead, we have taken them in and made them part of our society. We're basically in a commensal relationship.

meat0918: And cats. Don't forget cats.

Not so much. In most cases it's commensalistic now, but cats and dogs were originally domesticated to help with farming, and the roles they play on farms are largely unchanged to this day.
 
2012-01-23 02:26:24 PM
entropic_existence: Ed Grubermann: We drove them to extinction. We may have murdered them, or we may have just been better hunters and took away their food supply. Either way, we killed them off.

And also screwed around enough to result in approximately 1-4% Neanderthal introgression in the modern human genome.


FTFY
 
2012-01-23 02:26:38 PM
entropic_existence: plenty of other species exhibit some degree of self-awareness and even abstract problem solving abilities,

Why do dogs lick their balls if they are not self-aware?
 
2012-01-23 02:27:07 PM
Ed Grubermann: Parthenogenetic: Isn't this scenario - a human species encounters a rival race of hominids which are equally or even more intelligent and aggressive, and competing for the same resources - what actually happened between Neanderthals and modern humans?

We drove them to extinction. We may have murdered them, or we may have just been better hunters and took away their food supply. Either way, we killed them off.


The red hair genes that used to express themselves only in my beard (before the grey took over) want a word. IIRC scientists "dating" that particular gene concluded that it was older than Homo Sapiens and suggested we must have gotten it from interbreeding with Neanderthals. Which makes sense if you consider that red hair is most common in Scotland, Ireland and Scandanavia, and Neanderthal were better adapted to handle the cold than we are. Add to that the fact that the Irish and Nordic people all have legends of Not-quite Human enemies (Formori, Fir Bolg, Trolls, Jotun, etc) and it wouldn't be hard to imagine that at least some interbreeding occuried in those areas. I've also heard some suggestion that the biblical "nephelhim" (mis translated at "giants") might have been a racial memory/actual encounter with cross breed neanderthal/humans
 
2012-01-23 02:27:20 PM
meat0918:

And cats. Don't forget cats.

//Would rather have a small terrier as a mouser than a cat.


With cats, it's much more one-way. We didn't domesticate them, they just moved in. They're like some guy who crashes on your couch for months, eating your food and watching your TV.

I think dogs actually like people. Cats mostly just tolerate us.
 
2012-01-23 02:27:23 PM
We must destroy them before they destroy us. Quick to the NorthWestern!
 
2012-01-23 02:27:49 PM
Iceberg659: //The guy pretty much walked out of a Museum Exhibit

Maybe Creationism Museum Exhibit, humans were taller than Neanderthals
 
2012-01-23 02:27:59 PM
Stupid Thals!
 
2012-01-23 02:28:06 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses: We must destroy them before they destroy us. Quick to the NorthWestern!

images.wikia.com

er them...
 
2012-01-23 02:39:08 PM
LewDux: FTFY

True the 4% is the current upper bound.
 
2012-01-23 02:41:42 PM
MrBallou: With cats, it's much more one-way. We didn't domesticate them, they just moved in. They're like some guy who crashes on your couch for months, eating your food and watching your TV.

Uh, no. My cats, maybe, but the first domesticated cats were NOT freeloaders. When humans figured out agriculture, one key innovation that brought us out of subsistence was learning how to store food. Being able to utilize a food surplus other than just gorge it or watch it spoil meant we didn't all have to provide for ourselves anymore. We could have full-time blacksmiths to make tools, or full-time scribes to record knowledge, which led to more productive farmers, which led to fewer farmers and more artisans, and so on. But the grainstores attracted rats and insects. The cats basically showed up and employed themselves as free pest control. They ate the pests but not the grain, and next thing you know, people were worshipping them as gods.

And while my cats are more useless than a fingernail clipping, a cat was awarded a medal for protecting foodstores from rats during a siege as late as 1949.
 
2012-01-23 02:42:04 PM
Probably it'd lead to genocide with intermittent bouts of rishathra.
 
2012-01-23 02:42:24 PM
Tim Burton wouldn't have made that remake of the Charlton Heston movie.
 
2012-01-23 02:46:44 PM
apeiron242: Slaxl: Assuming we're talking humans and any other species, is that yes, it seems obvious it would have been constant warfare. We fight and kill every animal we encounter, including other humans. Even if this was another benevolent race that was nicer than we are, they would have had to fight back to defend themselves, and it would have led to a lasting emnity stretching from before the spark of consciousness ignited our intelligence into sentience.

There are slime molds that are sentient. Sentient means aware of surroundings. Any organism that has any senses is sentient. Sapience, self awareness, is something else and so far unique to humans. Blame sci-writers for your ignorance.


There is a test for that and we aren't the only ones to "pass" (although it is a small group).
 
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