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28-year-old mother of four banned from every nightclub in town for being "too old to wear skimpy outfits", having a face uglier than a bulldog's arse. With pics so you can judge for yourselves
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TheDumbBlonde
2012-01-23 09:01:37 AM
What's wrong with her mouth?
gopher321
2012-01-23 09:08:09 AM
TheDumbBlonde
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What's wrong with her mouth?
She's English. They're notoriously weak-jawed people.
Ooba Tooba
2012-01-23 09:11:25 AM
TheDumbBlonde
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What's wrong with her mouth?
She's sad? I guess she doesn't look that old, but she does look like a common prostitute. That may have something to do with club owners not wanting her in their establishments. Where does one find an outfit like that, "Whores-R-Us?"
EvilEgg
2012-01-23 09:13:24 AM
She might look better if she smiled.
/I said 'better', not 'good'
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-23 09:16:15 AM
Well... She looks like a quiet person, and that's kind of attractive.
DammitIForgotMyLogin
2012-01-23 09:17:27 AM
That's a seriously rough looking 28
Dinki
2012-01-23 09:22:04 AM
If you're 28 years old, have 4 kids and are still going clubbing, you might want to examine your life.
CapnBlues
2012-01-23 09:23:54 AM
mondays are depressing enough without seeing something like this.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-01-23 09:28:35 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin
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That's a seriously rough looking 28
For reals.
ultraholland
2012-01-23 09:30:39 AM
Tramps gonna tramp.
ultraholland
2012-01-23 09:33:36 AM
TheDumbBlonde:
What's wrong with her mouth?
The Mail has a knack for having its victimized subjects look forlorn and downtrodden. She probably gravitates toward that look anyhow but they really have them lay it on thick for these shoots.
basemetal
2012-01-23 09:39:08 AM
Maybe they thought she was a street whore, I mean, she looks like a street whore.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-23 09:46:08 AM
basemetal
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Maybe they thought she was a street whore, I mean, she looks like a street whore.
Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and all...
ManateeGag
2012-01-23 10:09:08 AM
Body's not bad, but she's got a face only a mother could love. (or someone with $10)
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-23 10:12:38 AM
ManateeGag
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Body's not bad, but she's got a face only a mother could love. (or someone with $10)
Yeah, I've come across much prettier faces.
tnpir
2012-01-23 10:12:40 AM
I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-23 10:14:01 AM
tnpir
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I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.
No, not really. Because we have this little thing called Standards. Also, there's the outside possibility that a woman who, at age 28, has FOUR children may, just may, mind you, have some psychological issues going on.
RexTalionis
2012-01-23 10:23:13 AM
Eh, she looks alright. Not much different from the lot of you.
tnpir
2012-01-23 10:27:34 AM
PizzaJedi81
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tnpir: I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.
No, not really. Because we have this little thing called Standards. Also, there's the outside possibility that a woman who, at age 28, has FOUR children may, just may, mind you, have some psychological issues going on.
I didn't say I would DATE it, I said I'd HIT it. And with the lights out who the hell cares what her face looks like?
Rev.K
2012-01-23 10:29:35 AM
tnpir
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I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.
I just wanna poke her sideboob with my cock. I won't lie about that.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-23 10:31:47 AM
RexTalionis
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Eh, she looks alright. Not much different from the lot of you.
Well, except that I'm male...and balding.
Speaker2Animals
2012-01-23 10:33:18 AM
tnpir
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PizzaJedi81: tnpir: I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.
No, not really. Because we have this little thing called Standards. Also, there's the outside possibility that a woman who, at age 28, has FOUR children may, just may, mind you, have some psychological issues going on.
I didn't say I would DATE it, I said I'd HIT it. And with the lights out who the hell cares what her face looks like?
Someone who doesn't get much action other than his right hand (or left, if he's feeling adventurous).
RexTalionis
2012-01-23 10:34:10 AM
PizzaJedi81
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RexTalionis: Eh, she looks alright. Not much different from the lot of you.
Well, except that I'm male...and balding.
You've all got that generic bilateral symmetry going. Close enough for me.
tnpir
2012-01-23 10:36:21 AM
Rev.K
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tnpir: I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.
I just wanna poke her sideboob with my cock. I won't lie about that.
I was thinking about a simple motorboat, but your idea intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
NFA
2012-01-23 10:41:29 AM
Sadly she out classes the regulars at most American nightclubs...
2wolves
2012-01-23 10:50:22 AM
If I had paid for a fake set of tits I'd want to show them off all the time.
SilentStrider
2012-01-23 10:50:55 AM
Thats a hard looking 28. Looking at her face she looks more like 48.
Ricardo Klement
2012-01-23 10:51:45 AM
I'd hit it.
/not proud
Torgo_of_Manos
2012-01-23 11:19:00 AM
EvilEgg
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She might look better if she smiled.
Honestly if you were banned from every pub in town would you really be able to smile any longer?
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-01-23 11:32:19 AM
Dinki
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If you're 28 years old, have 4 kids and are still going clubbing, you might want to examine your life.
She could just be trying for #5.
Masso
2012-01-23 11:33:03 AM
She looks like 40s...
bim1154
2012-01-23 11:34:04 AM
Other than the farking Kiss boots, I'd romp with her a few times then tell her to make me breakfast then leave.
Jean Genetic
2012-01-23 11:34:08 AM
Mutton dressed up as lamb.
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-23 11:34:31 AM
Dude I'm going to be 28 this year. I still get carded to buy cold medicine.
"mother of four"
Oh, that explains it.
*shudder*
Guidette Frankentits
2012-01-23 11:34:37 AM
Thats a ruff 28
reillan
2012-01-23 11:34:42 AM
That's a hard 28.
Still...
1derful
2012-01-23 11:35:40 AM
Jesus the sharp knee club has convened in this thread.
patrick767
2012-01-23 11:35:59 AM
There is no farking way the woman in those pictures is 28 unless she's a meth head.
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-23 11:36:20 AM
NFA
:
Sadly she out classes the regulars at most American nightclubs...
Ha ha. I don't think so.
She'd be right at home in the smalltown bars, but she'd stick out like a sore thumb at the nicer clubs. The cougars have their own bars; and as a rough-looking 28 year old woman with
4 kids
.... that's where she needs to go.
Andrew Wiggin
2012-01-23 11:36:42 AM
TheDumbBlonde
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What's wrong with her mouth?
my dick isn't in it?
/would hit it
lake_huron
2012-01-23 11:37:02 AM
You'd all hit it, liars. Just a single paper bag, second one not necessary.
In every club I've ever been in (last was a long time ago) there were plenty of 38-year olds who looked much more worn-out.
/oh, she's 28?
//doesn't change a thing I said
///two visible tats on her hands, yuck
calbert
2012-01-23 11:37:08 AM
'better' pics
(new window)
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-23 11:37:22 AM
Guidette Frankentits
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Thats a ruff 28
Ah, ruff. Just the way your mother likes it Trebek!
Crotchrocket Slim
2012-01-23 11:37:33 AM
EvilEgg
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She might look better if she smiled.
/I said 'better', not 'good'
Thinking the same thing. She's got a decent enough rack, she would find people respond to her better if she didn't look like she constantly was cleaning up Charlie Sheen's vomit etc.
Her outfits looks like typical club slutwear to me, don't see the issue there. This town sounds really boring, reserved, conservative, and generally dismal if they are objecting to it. If her kids are being taken care of (I didn't see anything in TFA to say otherwise) why should they care?
Freakin Rican
2012-01-23 11:37:47 AM
kiwimoogle84
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Dude I'm going to be 28 this year. I still get carded to buy cold medicine.
"mother of four"
Oh, that explains it.
*shudder*
dude im 39 and i get carded for everything
"father of 3" (19,15 and 12yo)
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-23 11:38:10 AM
Andrew Wiggin
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TheDumbBlonde: What's wrong with her mouth?
my dick isn't in it?
/would hit it
Win.
Crotchrocket Slim
2012-01-23 11:38:38 AM
Dinki
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If you're 28 years old, have 4 kids and are still going clubbing, you might want to examine your life.
Pragmatically I agree but it's not really up to complete strangers to police your lifestyle (assuming you aren't hurting anyone or breaking laws, obviously).
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-23 11:39:27 AM
Freakin Rican
:
kiwimoogle84: Dude I'm going to be 28 this year. I still get carded to buy cold medicine.
"mother of four"
Oh, that explains it.
*shudder*
dude im 39 and i get carded for everything
"father of 3" (19,15 and 12yo)
I think it's the actual carrying and delivery that ages some women. You're exempt from this.
/unless you're hiding something
litespeed74
2012-01-23 11:40:13 AM
28 in dog years?
Pair-o-Dice
2012-01-23 11:40:18 AM
TheDumbBlonde
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What's wrong with her mouth?
Too much 'open mouth insert cawk'.
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