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(Daily Mail) Obvious 28-year-old mother of four banned from every nightclub in town for being "too old to wear skimpy outfits", having a face uglier than a bulldog's arse. With pics so you can judge for yourselves   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 1560
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2012-01-23 09:01:37 AM
What's wrong with her mouth?
 
2012-01-23 09:08:09 AM
TheDumbBlonde: What's wrong with her mouth?

She's English. They're notoriously weak-jawed people.
 
2012-01-23 09:11:25 AM
TheDumbBlonde: What's wrong with her mouth?

She's sad? I guess she doesn't look that old, but she does look like a common prostitute. That may have something to do with club owners not wanting her in their establishments. Where does one find an outfit like that, "Whores-R-Us?"
 
2012-01-23 09:13:24 AM
She might look better if she smiled.

/I said 'better', not 'good'
 
2012-01-23 09:16:15 AM
Well... She looks like a quiet person, and that's kind of attractive.
 
2012-01-23 09:17:27 AM
That's a seriously rough looking 28
 
2012-01-23 09:22:04 AM
If you're 28 years old, have 4 kids and are still going clubbing, you might want to examine your life.
 
2012-01-23 09:23:54 AM
mondays are depressing enough without seeing something like this.
 
2012-01-23 09:28:35 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: That's a seriously rough looking 28

For reals.
 
2012-01-23 09:30:39 AM
Tramps gonna tramp.
 
2012-01-23 09:33:36 AM
TheDumbBlonde: What's wrong with her mouth?

The Mail has a knack for having its victimized subjects look forlorn and downtrodden. She probably gravitates toward that look anyhow but they really have them lay it on thick for these shoots.
 
2012-01-23 09:39:08 AM
Maybe they thought she was a street whore, I mean, she looks like a street whore.
 
2012-01-23 09:46:08 AM
basemetal: Maybe they thought she was a street whore, I mean, she looks like a street whore.

Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and all...
 
2012-01-23 10:09:08 AM
Body's not bad, but she's got a face only a mother could love. (or someone with $10)
 
2012-01-23 10:12:38 AM
ManateeGag: Body's not bad, but she's got a face only a mother could love. (or someone with $10)

Yeah, I've come across much prettier faces.
 
2012-01-23 10:12:40 AM
I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.
 
2012-01-23 10:14:01 AM
tnpir: I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.

No, not really. Because we have this little thing called Standards. Also, there's the outside possibility that a woman who, at age 28, has FOUR children may, just may, mind you, have some psychological issues going on.
 
2012-01-23 10:23:13 AM
Eh, she looks alright. Not much different from the lot of you.
 
2012-01-23 10:27:34 AM
PizzaJedi81: tnpir: I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.

No, not really. Because we have this little thing called Standards. Also, there's the outside possibility that a woman who, at age 28, has FOUR children may, just may, mind you, have some psychological issues going on.


I didn't say I would DATE it, I said I'd HIT it. And with the lights out who the hell cares what her face looks like?
 
2012-01-23 10:29:35 AM
tnpir: I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.

I just wanna poke her sideboob with my cock. I won't lie about that.
 
2012-01-23 10:31:47 AM
RexTalionis: Eh, she looks alright. Not much different from the lot of you.

Well, except that I'm male...and balding.
 
2012-01-23 10:33:18 AM
tnpir: PizzaJedi81: tnpir: I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.

No, not really. Because we have this little thing called Standards. Also, there's the outside possibility that a woman who, at age 28, has FOUR children may, just may, mind you, have some psychological issues going on.

I didn't say I would DATE it, I said I'd HIT it. And with the lights out who the hell cares what her face looks like?


Someone who doesn't get much action other than his right hand (or left, if he's feeling adventurous).
 
2012-01-23 10:34:10 AM
PizzaJedi81: RexTalionis: Eh, she looks alright. Not much different from the lot of you.

Well, except that I'm male...and balding.


You've all got that generic bilateral symmetry going. Close enough for me.
 
2012-01-23 10:36:21 AM
Rev.K: tnpir: I'd hit it. And I'd brag about it later. And so would every one of you liars.

I just wanna poke her sideboob with my cock. I won't lie about that.


I was thinking about a simple motorboat, but your idea intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
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2012-01-23 10:41:29 AM
Sadly she out classes the regulars at most American nightclubs...
 
2012-01-23 10:50:22 AM
If I had paid for a fake set of tits I'd want to show them off all the time.
 
2012-01-23 10:50:55 AM
Thats a hard looking 28. Looking at her face she looks more like 48.
 
2012-01-23 10:51:45 AM
I'd hit it.

/not proud
 
2012-01-23 11:19:00 AM
EvilEgg: She might look better if she smiled.

Honestly if you were banned from every pub in town would you really be able to smile any longer?
 
2012-01-23 11:32:19 AM
Dinki: If you're 28 years old, have 4 kids and are still going clubbing, you might want to examine your life.

She could just be trying for #5.
 
2012-01-23 11:33:03 AM
She looks like 40s...
 
2012-01-23 11:34:04 AM
Other than the farking Kiss boots, I'd romp with her a few times then tell her to make me breakfast then leave.
 
2012-01-23 11:34:08 AM
Mutton dressed up as lamb.
 
2012-01-23 11:34:31 AM
Dude I'm going to be 28 this year. I still get carded to buy cold medicine.

"mother of four"

Oh, that explains it.

*shudder*
 
2012-01-23 11:34:37 AM
Thats a ruff 28
 
2012-01-23 11:34:42 AM
That's a hard 28.

Still...
 
2012-01-23 11:35:40 AM
Jesus the sharp knee club has convened in this thread.
 
2012-01-23 11:35:59 AM
There is no farking way the woman in those pictures is 28 unless she's a meth head.
 
2012-01-23 11:36:20 AM
NFA: Sadly she out classes the regulars at most American nightclubs...


Ha ha. I don't think so.

She'd be right at home in the smalltown bars, but she'd stick out like a sore thumb at the nicer clubs. The cougars have their own bars; and as a rough-looking 28 year old woman with 4 kids .... that's where she needs to go.
 
2012-01-23 11:36:42 AM
TheDumbBlonde: What's wrong with her mouth?

my dick isn't in it?

/would hit it
 
2012-01-23 11:37:02 AM
You'd all hit it, liars. Just a single paper bag, second one not necessary.

In every club I've ever been in (last was a long time ago) there were plenty of 38-year olds who looked much more worn-out.

/oh, she's 28?
//doesn't change a thing I said
///two visible tats on her hands, yuck
 
2012-01-23 11:37:08 AM
'better' pics (new window)
 
2012-01-23 11:37:22 AM
Guidette Frankentits: Thats a ruff 28

Ah, ruff. Just the way your mother likes it Trebek!
 
2012-01-23 11:37:33 AM
EvilEgg: She might look better if she smiled.

/I said 'better', not 'good'


Thinking the same thing. She's got a decent enough rack, she would find people respond to her better if she didn't look like she constantly was cleaning up Charlie Sheen's vomit etc.

Her outfits looks like typical club slutwear to me, don't see the issue there. This town sounds really boring, reserved, conservative, and generally dismal if they are objecting to it. If her kids are being taken care of (I didn't see anything in TFA to say otherwise) why should they care?
 
2012-01-23 11:37:47 AM
kiwimoogle84: Dude I'm going to be 28 this year. I still get carded to buy cold medicine.

"mother of four"

Oh, that explains it.

*shudder*


dude im 39 and i get carded for everything

"father of 3" (19,15 and 12yo)
 
2012-01-23 11:38:10 AM
Andrew Wiggin: TheDumbBlonde: What's wrong with her mouth?

my dick isn't in it?

/would hit it


Win.
 
2012-01-23 11:38:38 AM
Dinki: If you're 28 years old, have 4 kids and are still going clubbing, you might want to examine your life.

Pragmatically I agree but it's not really up to complete strangers to police your lifestyle (assuming you aren't hurting anyone or breaking laws, obviously).
 
2012-01-23 11:39:27 AM
Freakin Rican: kiwimoogle84: Dude I'm going to be 28 this year. I still get carded to buy cold medicine.

"mother of four"

Oh, that explains it.

*shudder*

dude im 39 and i get carded for everything

"father of 3" (19,15 and 12yo)


I think it's the actual carrying and delivery that ages some women. You're exempt from this.

/unless you're hiding something
 
2012-01-23 11:40:13 AM
28 in dog years?
 
2012-01-23 11:40:18 AM
TheDumbBlonde: What's wrong with her mouth?

Too much 'open mouth insert cawk'.
 
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