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		Thieves steal 450 miniature bottles of alcohol. Police hunt someone who is a little drunk (thisisplymouth.co.uk)		29
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SnarfVader

2012-01-23 09:16:53 AM

Wanted for questioning.

gopher321

2012-01-23 11:07:30 AM

I GIS'd "party dwarf" and had to stop because I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

/seriously, do it

LewDux

2012-01-23 12:09:52 PM

...291 miniature bottles of alcohol on the wall, 291 miniature bottles of alcohol.
Take one down and pass it around, 290 miniature bottles of beer on the wall...

Lone Stranger

2012-01-23 12:12:16 PM

RIP HANK

/not guilty this time

texdent

2012-01-23 12:12:22 PM

Wanted for questioning

cgraves67

2012-01-23 12:13:13 PM

heh

/laughed a little

Lone Stranger

2012-01-23 12:15:27 PM

eas81

2012-01-23 12:19:30 PM

I think they have a prime suspect.

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praxis44241

2012-01-23 12:20:58 PM

Mr Ford said: "I went downstairs to see the warden and looked at my unit".

Maybe I'm a sick and twisted individual, but I think I'll try to work in this line into my next porn shoot.

gameshowhost

2012-01-23 12:26:30 PM

Does anyone know a little German?

spillthecat

2012-01-23 12:28:13 PM

subby -

what you did there - i see it...

nice.

lowrez

2012-01-23 12:30:09 PM

I always figured these would be great to give the kids on Halloween.

offmymeds

2012-01-23 12:30:33 PM

gameshowhost: Does anyone know a little German?

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gerrychampoux

2012-01-23 12:31:37 PM

Some drunk on an airplane is going to be upset.

JackieRabbit

2012-01-23 12:50:01 PM

450 bottles of booze on the wall,
450 bottles of booze,
Slug one down,
Behave like a clown,
449 bottles of booze on the wall!

justanotherfarkinfarker

2012-01-23 12:57:17 PM

They probably got drunk off them. Musta been a good $500 johnny and coke.

6655321

2012-01-23 12:57:35 PM

All units, be on the lookout for a bunch of drunk oompa-loompas.

reidsb

2012-01-23 01:01:12 PM

Crivens!

j.lunatic

2012-01-23 01:18:45 PM

Mega Steve

2012-01-23 01:25:11 PM

smask

2012-01-23 01:42:26 PM

When no one was looking, the thief
took four hundred and fifty miniature bottles. He took 450 shots.
That's as many as thirty fifteens.
And that's terrible.

PanicMan

2012-01-23 02:05:32 PM

Once while moving all we had left after packing was bottles of liquor and sodas, and bathroom cups.

I lost count of mini-jack-and-cokes around 17. It was an epic night of drinking. In fact, local bards still sing tales of the night of the bathroom cup party.

Oznog

2012-01-23 02:12:12 PM

Is he married? If so, my theory is the wife finally threw all that crap away and made it LOOK like a burglary.

blatz514

2012-01-23 04:26:58 PM

gopher321: I GIS'd "party dwarf" and had to stop because I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

/seriously, do it

And now my co-workers are looking at me like I'm drunk.

Thank you kind sir.

trapped-in-CH

2012-01-23 04:53:31 PM

I'll drink to that.

filmcrithulk.files.wordpress.com

Yes I know he's up nearer the top. Sue me.

d1jeditech

2012-01-23 05:32:43 PM

"Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant"

ICDedPpl

2012-01-23 06:39:53 PM

brianbankerus

2012-01-23 11:24:13 PM

So... like $4,100 due at check out?

gameshowhost

2012-01-24 11:34:14 AM

offmymeds: gameshowhost: Does anyone know a little German?

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/was setting up a 'top secret!' gag
//but... CLOSE ENOUGH :P

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