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(Kaiser Family Foundation)   Thieves steal 450 miniature bottles of alcohol. Police hunt someone who is a little drunk   (thisisplymouth.co.uk) divider line 29
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2012-01-23 09:16:53 AM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-01-23 11:07:30 AM
I GIS'd "party dwarf" and had to stop because I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

/seriously, do it
 
2012-01-23 12:09:52 PM
...291 miniature bottles of alcohol on the wall, 291 miniature bottles of alcohol.
Take one down and pass it around, 290 miniature bottles of beer on the wall...
 
2012-01-23 12:12:16 PM
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RIP HANK



/not guilty this time
 
2012-01-23 12:12:22 PM
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Wanted for questioning
 
2012-01-23 12:13:13 PM
heh

/laughed a little
 
2012-01-23 12:15:27 PM
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2012-01-23 12:19:30 PM
I think they have a prime suspect.

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2012-01-23 12:20:58 PM
Mr Ford said: "I went downstairs to see the warden and looked at my unit".

Maybe I'm a sick and twisted individual, but I think I'll try to work in this line into my next porn shoot.
 
2012-01-23 12:26:30 PM
Does anyone know a little German?
 
2012-01-23 12:28:13 PM
subby -

what you did there - i see it...

nice.
 
2012-01-23 12:30:09 PM
I always figured these would be great to give the kids on Halloween.
 
2012-01-23 12:30:33 PM

gameshowhost: Does anyone know a little German?


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2012-01-23 12:31:37 PM
Some drunk on an airplane is going to be upset.
 
2012-01-23 12:50:01 PM
450 bottles of booze on the wall,
450 bottles of booze,
Slug one down,
Behave like a clown,
449 bottles of booze on the wall!
 
2012-01-23 12:57:17 PM
They probably got drunk off them. Musta been a good $500 johnny and coke.
 
2012-01-23 12:57:35 PM
All units, be on the lookout for a bunch of drunk oompa-loompas.
 
2012-01-23 01:01:12 PM
Crivens!
 
2012-01-23 01:18:45 PM
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2012-01-23 01:25:11 PM
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2012-01-23 01:42:26 PM
When no one was looking, the thief
took four hundred and fifty miniature bottles. He took 450 shots.
That's as many as thirty fifteens.
And that's terrible.
 
2012-01-23 02:05:32 PM
Once while moving all we had left after packing was bottles of liquor and sodas, and bathroom cups.

I lost count of mini-jack-and-cokes around 17. It was an epic night of drinking. In fact, local bards still sing tales of the night of the bathroom cup party.
 
2012-01-23 02:12:12 PM
Is he married? If so, my theory is the wife finally threw all that crap away and made it LOOK like a burglary.
 
2012-01-23 04:26:58 PM

gopher321: I GIS'd "party dwarf" and had to stop because I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

/seriously, do it


And now my co-workers are looking at me like I'm drunk.

Thank you kind sir.
 
2012-01-23 04:53:31 PM
I'll drink to that.

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Yes I know he's up nearer the top. Sue me.
 
2012-01-23 05:32:43 PM
"Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant"
 
2012-01-23 06:39:53 PM
www.pedestrious.com

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2012-01-23 11:24:13 PM
So... like $4,100 due at check out?
 
2012-01-24 11:34:14 AM

offmymeds: gameshowhost: Does anyone know a little German?

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/was setting up a 'top secret!' gag
//but... CLOSE ENOUGH :P
 
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