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(TMZ)   Tracy Morgan in the hospital after succumbing to a fifth of exhaustion   (tmz.com) divider line 90
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2012-01-23 09:30:33 AM
He was just tired from chasing that invisible gnome that likes to taunt him.

/Liz Lemon, I'm going to kill you with a bazooka!
 
2012-01-23 09:31:44 AM
I plead the fifth of jack.
 
2012-01-23 09:33:31 AM
I really hope he yelled "I'm Brian Fellows" before he passed out
 
2012-01-23 09:35:02 AM
He'll never beat his coke/alcohol-fueled tirade at Mike Tyson's first match out of prison. It was ridiculous.
 
2012-01-23 09:38:18 AM
Useless without video.

Why can't they ever come up with something better than "exhaustion"? It's like the politicians who are caught with a gerbil up their ass is "retiring to spend more time with his family". Do they all have the same publicists?
 
2012-01-23 09:40:27 AM
He was nonplussed, and that is the correct usage.
 
2012-01-23 09:41:30 AM
Amy Roberts, a spokeswoman for Park City Medical Center, tells TMZ no drugs or alcohol were found in Tracy's system upon medical evaluation.

uh...
 
2012-01-23 09:41:33 AM
It has to be from a side project. I don't think anyone is working hard with the funny on this season's 30 Rock.
 
2012-01-23 09:41:49 AM
He is a Jedi.
 
2012-01-23 09:47:09 AM

Mugato: Why can't they ever come up with something better than "exhaustion"?


They don't have the right to say he was drunk, because they could be liable for libel.
So they say "exhaustion". This is just a code word, everybody knows exactly what you mean, and you are spared from litigation.
 
2012-01-23 09:48:30 AM
As much as i want to goof on tbe guy, I've seen enough people succumb to altitude sickness where I'll believe him. It's easy to get dehydrated at altitude. Alcohol, caffeine, and exercise make it much worse.
 
2012-01-23 09:53:10 AM
foo monkey

As much as i want to goof on tbe guy, I've seen enough people succumb to altitude sickness where I'll believe him. It's easy to get dehydrated at altitude. Alcohol, caffeine, and exercise make it much worse.



Yeah....and Rod Blagojevich was innocent.
 
2012-01-23 09:53:35 AM
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot." - Charlie Chaplin


Yo, I used 2B a huge fan of Tray Tray Morgan but I found out that I was a mistake. I put on a podcast of his act 4 my boy Damon Freshly, & Freshly pointed out something I didn't kno. What we was listening 2 was some bro named J Moore doing in a impressive impression of Tray Tray's routine. So, now I'm mad in2 J Moore cuz he's got swag. He's easily tha bess WHITE comedian on tha sceen since Dane Cook. And looky hurrr, I don't think Cook is tha funniest mothelover on the block. I'm not cray. But yo gots 2 respect his live game. Few can perform 2 such massive amount of spectators at 1 time. Can't h8 on that, h8er.
 
2012-01-23 09:54:43 AM
I could give you something to calm you down, but I'm not allowed to have sex with my patients...

www.philosophypress.co.uk
 
2012-01-23 09:55:54 AM
TRACY MORGAN IS GETTIN EVERBODY PREGNANT!
 
2012-01-23 09:58:53 AM
That's like 20% of an exhaustion.
 
2012-01-23 09:59:34 AM
unfunny, untalented, semi-illiterate, beneficiary of tokenism

/his act isn't an act
 
2012-01-23 10:05:29 AM
Someone call Dr. Spaceman!
 
2012-01-23 10:07:33 AM
They all have personal trainers, yet they all suffer from exhaustion. I don't get it.
 
2012-01-23 10:07:41 AM

Mugato: Why can't they ever come up with something better than "exhaustion"?


"Tired and emotional."

/Ugandan discussions
 
2012-01-23 10:11:39 AM

foo monkey: As much as i want to goof on tbe guy, I've seen enough people succumb to altitude sickness where I'll believe him. It's easy to get dehydrated at altitude. Alcohol, caffeine, and exercise make it much worse.


THIS.

I live 45 mins from Park City. If you are not conditioned to the altitude, you can find yourself trying to catch your breath walking from bar to bar. Particularly if you are trying to walk up that farking hill.
 
2012-01-23 10:11:48 AM

karnal: foo monkey

As much as i want to goof on tbe guy, I've seen enough people succumb to altitude sickness where I'll believe him. It's easy to get dehydrated at altitude. Alcohol, caffeine, and exercise make it much worse.


Yeah....and Rod Blagojevich was innocent.


You've never lived attitude.
 
2012-01-23 10:14:23 AM

Bo Giggity: unfunny, untalented, semi-illiterate, beneficiary of tokenism

/his act isn't an act


"This is America, Liz. None of us deserve to be here."
 
2012-01-23 10:20:28 AM

Best In The World: "Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot." - Charlie Chaplin


Yo, I used 2B a huge fan of Tray Tray Morgan but I found out that I was a mistake. I put on a podcast of his act 4 my boy Damon Freshly, & Freshly pointed out something I didn't kno. What we was listening 2 was some bro named J Moore doing in a impressive impression of Tray Tray's routine. So, now I'm mad in2 J Moore cuz he's got swag. He's easily tha bess WHITE comedian on tha sceen since Dane Cook. And looky hurrr, I don't think Cook is tha funniest mothelover on the block. I'm not cray. But yo gots 2 respect his live game. Few can perform 2 such massive amount of spectators at 1 time. Can't h8 on that, h8er.


Hey it's him again, Mr. Trying Way to Hard!

Seriously, I do not think I have ever seen such weak farking sauce sport, just stop.
 
2012-01-23 10:21:43 AM

BowtoMogul: I really hope he yelled "I'm Brian Fellows" before he passed out


The genius of Morgan is that he apparently never realized the character's name was Brian Fellow.
 
2012-01-23 10:27:35 AM
The guy has diabetes. If his blood sugar was off, it would explain the bizarre behavior and passing out.
 
2012-01-23 10:28:49 AM
Diabetics who drink alcohol and act mentally deficient are some of the most unfunny people in the world.
 
2012-01-23 10:30:40 AM

Uncle Pooky: BowtoMogul: I really hope he yelled "I'm Brian Fellows" before he passed out

The genius of Morgan is that he apparently never realized the character's name was Brian Fellow.


Kinda like Astronaut Jones, the theme song, the credits, the premise and build up all for him just to have a funny ghetto-ass remark (probably done on the fly, judging by their reactions) for the cute hostess.

/Right
//Say word
///Dig
//Mmm-hmm
/Well, why don't you drop out of that green jumpsuit and show me that fat ass!
 
2012-01-23 10:34:03 AM

halfof33: Best In The World: "Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot." - Charlie Chaplin


Yo, I used 2B a huge fan of Tray Tray Morgan but I found out that I was a mistake. I put on a podcast of his act 4 my boy Damon Freshly, & Freshly pointed out something I didn't kno. What we was listening 2 was some bro named J Moore doing in a impressive impression of Tray Tray's routine. So, now I'm mad in2 J Moore cuz he's got swag. He's easily tha bess WHITE comedian on tha sceen since Dane Cook. And looky hurrr, I don't think Cook is tha funniest mothelover on the block. I'm not cray. But yo gots 2 respect his live game. Few can perform 2 such massive amount of spectators at 1 time. Can't h8 on that, h8er.

Hey it's him again, Mr. Trying Way to Hard!

Seriously, I do not think I have ever seen such weak farking sauce sport, just stop.


Put him on ignore. It's better than going "wtfamIreading.jpg" on every thread and then "oh, that guy".
 
2012-01-23 10:34:17 AM

halfof33: Best In The World: "Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot." - Charlie Chaplin


Yo, I used 2B a huge fan of Tray Tray Morgan but I found out that I was a mistake. I put on a podcast of his act 4 my boy Damon Freshly, & Freshly pointed out something I didn't kno. What we was listening 2 was some bro named J Moore doing in a impressive impression of Tray Tray's routine. So, now I'm mad in2 J Moore cuz he's got swag. He's easily tha bess WHITE comedian on tha sceen since Dane Cook. And looky hurrr, I don't think Cook is tha funniest mothelover on the block. I'm not cray. But yo gots 2 respect his live game. Few can perform 2 such massive amount of spectators at 1 time. Can't h8 on that, h8er.

Hey it's him again, Mr. Trying Way to Hard!

Seriously, I do not think I have ever seen such weak farking sauce sport, just stop.


Amen.
I've never put anyone on Ignore before, but I'm getting close.

God what a tool.
 
2012-01-23 10:42:33 AM

Pontious Pilates: Kinda like Astronaut Jones, the theme song, the credits, the premise and build up all for him just to have a funny ghetto-ass remark (probably done on the fly, judging by their reactions) for the cute hostess.


I always liked the Astronaut Jones theme song more than the sketch itself.
 
2012-01-23 10:49:49 AM

chopit: The guy has diabetes. If his blood sugar was off, it would explain the bizarre behavior and passing out.


Why do so many black guys have diabetes? I know four black guys with diabetes. Which is weird because I only know three black guys.

It has to be a cultural thing. A sax player I worked with in a blues band I was in was a older black guy. They eventually had to cut his leg off but he would still hit the kitchen wherever we played and grabbed the worst possible food he could. He didn't last long.

And don't eat at BB King's restaurant. That shiat will kill you quick.
 
2012-01-23 10:51:54 AM

Forty-Two: Pontious Pilates: Kinda like Astronaut Jones, the theme song, the credits, the premise and build up all for him just to have a funny ghetto-ass remark (probably done on the fly, judging by their reactions) for the cute hostess.

I always liked the Astronaut Jones theme song more than the sketch itself.


I think that was kind of the point. The opening and closing ended up being like 80% of the whole sketch.
 
2012-01-23 10:54:56 AM

Beerguy: foo monkey: As much as i want to goof on tbe guy, I've seen enough people succumb to altitude sickness where I'll believe him. It's easy to get dehydrated at altitude. Alcohol, caffeine, and exercise make it much worse.

THIS.

I live 45 mins from Park City. If you are not conditioned to the altitude, you can find yourself trying to catch your breath walking from bar to bar. Particularly if you are trying to walk up that farking hill.


Oh God, THIS. I was in Park City in October with my parents, and my dad (70 years old and diabetic) was getting grumpy because he needed lunch. We parked the car in the middle of the hill and started looking for restaurants. We walked up the hill the equivalent of two short city blocks and my dad stopped, turned around, and fell right the fark into me. Low blood sugar and the altitude (he normally lives right about sea level) farked him up good.

We're going to Sundance next year in the winter, and I've already purchased a tank of "emergency oxygen" in case we go walking around and he starts to feel woozy. High altitude is no joke.
 
2012-01-23 10:56:40 AM

Beerguy: foo monkey: As much as i want to goof on tbe guy, I've seen enough people succumb to altitude sickness where I'll believe him. It's easy to get dehydrated at altitude. Alcohol, caffeine, and exercise make it much worse.

THIS.

I live 45 mins from Park City. If you are not conditioned to the altitude, you can find yourself trying to catch your breath walking from bar to bar. Particularly if you are trying to walk up that farking hill.


Yeah. Went to Sundance a few years ago, and kinda scoffed at the warnings about not being used to altitude. It does make you a little loopy if you aren't used to it. (from flatland...and it kicked my ass for the first two days. Felt like a rookie!)
 
2012-01-23 10:57:29 AM
Exhaustion= passing out from listening to Tina Fey telling everyone how witty she is
 
2012-01-23 10:58:01 AM

Mugato: chopit: The guy has diabetes. If his blood sugar was off, it would explain the bizarre behavior and passing out.

Why do so many black guys have diabetes? I know four black guys with diabetes. Which is weird because I only know three black guys.

It has to be a cultural thing. A sax player I worked with in a blues band I was in was a older black guy. They eventually had to cut his leg off but he would still hit the kitchen wherever we played and grabbed the worst possible food he could. He didn't last long.

And don't eat at BB King's restaurant. That shiat will kill you quick.


Not sure about diabetes, but the heart disease is caused by poor diets. Many food staples in many black households are fried foods, some soul food. Growing up, I would have fried fish or chicken at least 3 times a week before my parents became health nuts (glad they did). It's cheap, tasty, good eating, but shiatty for personal health and diet. That's probably a factor with diabetes too.
 
2012-01-23 10:58:48 AM

hbk72777: Exhaustion= passing out from listening to Tina Fey telling everyone how witty she is


Damn you, she is witty!
 
2012-01-23 11:01:32 AM

Mugato: chopit: The guy has diabetes. If his blood sugar was off, it would explain the bizarre behavior and passing out.

Why do so many black guys have diabetes? I know four black guys with diabetes. Which is weird because I only know three black guys.

It has to be a cultural thing. A sax player I worked with in a blues band I was in was a older black guy. They eventually had to cut his leg off but he would still hit the kitchen wherever we played and grabbed the worst possible food he could. He didn't last long.

And don't eat at BB King's restaurant. That shiat will kill you quick.


There's no link between diabetes and diet. That's a white myth, like Larry Bird or Colorado.
 
2012-01-23 11:03:05 AM

MagSeven: Not sure about diabetes, but the heart disease is caused by poor diets. Many food staples in many black households are fried foods, some soul food. Growing up, I would have fried fish or chicken at least 3 times a week before my parents became health nuts (glad they did). It's cheap, tasty, good eating, but shiatty for personal health and diet. That's probably a factor with diabetes too.


You know, there's a conspiracy theory that, after the civil war, the U.S. government spread false information about diabetes to keep the newly-freed slaves sluggish and docile, which is why, to this date, most African Americans don't understand that diabetes is caused by sleeping on your back.
 
2012-01-23 11:03:07 AM

sotua: Put him on ignore. It's better than going "wtfamIreading.jpg" on every thread and then "oh, that guy".


I've never put anyone on ignore before. Ever.

But I am thinking about making an exception.

Not because he's trolling but because it is so weak.

"oh hey, here is this silly internet persona that i will employ to gain attention in threads because my life is otherwise a hollow shell and I am the embodiment of got farking nothing."

Obvious lame troll is obvious, lame.
 
2012-01-23 11:04:52 AM

cmunic8r99: Amy Roberts, a spokeswoman for Park City Medical Center, tells TMZ no drugs or alcohol were found in Tracy's system upon medical evaluation.

uh...


Tracy Morgan has sickle cell disease. Altitude can cause a reaction this (sundance is at altitude). He could have had an ischemic attack which would cause you to act all whacky/pass out.


/Incidentally, while our TV was warming up (so sound/no picture) we thought that they had Tracy singing the national anthem (in his Tracy Jordan persona) at the NFC championship game. We were surprised to see that it was Steven Tyler (seriously, Steven Tyler was so bad he sounded like Tracy Jordan/Tracy Morgan).
 
2012-01-23 11:05:24 AM

MagSeven: Not sure about diabetes, but the heart disease is caused by poor diets


No, diabetes is too, very much so. So I'm not saying it's some racial thing. White people in the south eat the same crap and it kills them just as efficiently. It's not just about being poor either. Maybe it used to be but people who can afford to eat vegetables without pouring ground up pig intestines into it still do it.

So if the medical chick said there wasn't anything in his system, who cares. Give him the benefit of the doubt. I really didn't think they were allowed to make public statements about that sort of thing either way. But whatever.
 
2012-01-23 11:05:28 AM

Mugato: Why do so many black guys have diabetes?


African Americans are twice as likely as the general population to get type 2 diabetes. No one has pinpointed a direct cause yet, but diet is certainly a factor. African Americans are also more likely to be lower on the socioeconomic ladder in the US, and that directly relates to a piss poor diet. The poor in other parts of the world eat rice if they can't afford decent food. The poor in the US eat Funyuns and processed food with high glycemic indexes. If you figure the population is growing up eating food that has a direct link to the development of type 2 diabetes, then it's not surprising that type 2 diabetes becomes a problem.

Also, purple drank. That shiat isn't good for anybody.
 
2012-01-23 11:05:46 AM

BeatrixK: Beerguy: foo monkey: As much as i want to goof on tbe guy, I've seen enough people succumb to altitude sickness where I'll believe him. It's easy to get dehydrated at altitude. Alcohol, caffeine, and exercise make it much worse.

THIS.

I live 45 mins from Park City. If you are not conditioned to the altitude, you can find yourself trying to catch your breath walking from bar to bar. Particularly if you are trying to walk up that farking hill.

Yeah. Went to Sundance a few years ago, and kinda scoffed at the warnings about not being used to altitude. It does make you a little loopy if you aren't used to it. (from flatland...and it kicked my ass for the first two days. Felt like a rookie!)


Yep altitude + sickle cell (which Tracy Morgan has) = bad things.
 
2012-01-23 11:06:56 AM

halfof33: sotua: Put him on ignore. It's better than going "wtfamIreading.jpg" on every thread and then "oh, that guy".

I've never put anyone on ignore before. Ever.

But I am thinking about making an exception.

Not because he's trolling but because it is so weak.

"oh hey, here is this silly internet persona that i will employ to gain attention in threads because my life is otherwise a hollow shell and I am the embodiment of got farking nothing."

Obvious lame troll is obvious, lame.



I always got a kick out of the laughter OL guy, but this one is just weak.
 
2012-01-23 11:10:12 AM

Mugato: Why can't they ever come up with something better than "exhaustion"? It's like the politicians who are caught with a gerbil up their ass is "retiring to spend more time with his family". Do they all have the same publicists?


"Creative differences" would have been perfect here.

Mugato: Damn you, she is witty!


Damned sexxxy, too.
 
2012-01-23 11:11:34 AM
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/this stuff will fark you up
//hot like pancakes
 
2012-01-23 11:29:56 AM

halfof33: Seriously, I do not think I have ever seen such weak farking sauce sport, just stop.


I get it, playa. UR not BRO-LIFE. That's fine. I've still got love 4U. Sorry for partying.

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2012-01-23 11:36:03 AM

Best In The World: halfof33: Seriously, I do not think I have ever seen such weak farking sauce sport, just stop.

I get it, playa. UR not BRO-LIFE. That's fine. I've still got love 4U. Sorry for partying.

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