Aw, I thought he and Seacrest were going to work it out.

Forget pre-nups, if you're wealthy just propose to the eyecandy, tap that until you're tired of it, then call off the engagement.

When you're poor you gotta tag-team the world to stay in the game, why in the world a rich man would ever tie the knot is beyond me. You'll have companionship and sex without the baggage.

But in Sunday's Mirror, Cowell alludes that the spark has fizzled out and he noticed that her breasts are smaller than his

the opposite of charity is justice: Forget pre-nups, if you're wealthy just propose to the eyecandy, tap that until you're tired of it, then call off the engagement.

When you're poor you gotta tag-team the world to stay in the game, why in the world a rich man would ever tie the knot is beyond me. You'll have companionship and sex without the baggage.

But where, oh where, will Simon Cowell be able to meet attractive women? I mean, it's not like desperate young hotties just parade themselves in front of him, begging for his approval?

I feel for the man, I really do.

Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé

I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

I clicked the article hoping she actually came on whatever show it is that Cowell does now and got rejected.

the opposite of charity is justice: Forget pre-nups, if you're wealthy just propose to the eyecandy, tap that until you're tired of it, then call off the engagement.

When you're poor you gotta tag-team the world to stay in the game, why in the world a rich man would ever tie the knot is beyond me. You'll have companionship and sex without the baggage.

The Clooney Method works everytime!

Why is that a FAIL? Big deal. He got tired of the chick and he dumped her. There'll be other vapid golddiggers/starf*ckers he'll fark and dump too. He's being smart.

turbidum: Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé

I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

Just like Jeff Gordon

moar proof

With all the young tail he could score, why would he want an old chick anyways? Good call, Simon.

Ross E. Krushan: Why is that a FAIL? Big deal. He got tired of the chick and he dumped her. There'll be other vapid golddiggers/starf*ckers he'll fark and dump too. He's being smart.

Pretty much this. He's insanely wealthy, famous, has a career largely based on helping desperate attractive young women find success, and isn't built like a manatee. Why is it surprising that he'd have his pick of top-shelf women and be able to trade his current one in for a younger, perkier model basically on demand?

Mezhgan Hussainy is her name.

/GIS, anyone? Anyone?

GIS done.

Meh. Generic rich girl looks. A money pit, ultimately.
Good call, Simon.

turbidum: Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé

I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

I always figured he was too but I see this as proof he isn't.

I mean if this was just a beard thing then why would he have gushed about it uncharacteristically and now regret the statements? Besides the guy is a hugely powerful man in Hollywood. He could have just about any unnattatched young starlette he wanted to on his arm as a beard to raise his profile and keep him in the news and hot. instead he picked a hairdresser and has kept it fairly low key. This whole thing makes no sense unless it's real.

HotIgneous Intruder: Mezhgan Hussainy is her name.

/GIS, anyone? Anyone?

I just GIS'd it. She looks too much like that raspy-voiced Terry something chick he used to hang out with.

Digitalstrange: turbidum: Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé

I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

I always figured he was too but I see this as proof he isn't.

I mean if this was just a beard thing then why would he have gushed about it uncharacteristically and now regret the statements? Besides the guy is a hugely powerful man in Hollywood. He could have just about any unnattatched young starlette he wanted to on his arm as a beard to raise his profile and keep him in the news and hot. instead he picked a hairdresser and has kept it fairly low key. This whole thing makes no sense unless it's real.

turbidum's talking about the spelling.
When a man is engaged to be married, he is a fiancé.
When a woman is engaged to be married, she is a fiancée.

Ergo, Simon, according to the headline, was engaged to marry a dude.

Digitalstrange: turbidum: Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé

I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

I always figured he was too but I see this as proof he isn't.

I mean if this was just a beard thing then why would he have gushed about it uncharacteristically and now regret the statements? Besides the guy is a hugely powerful man in Hollywood. He could have just about any unnattatched young starlette he wanted to on his arm as a beard to raise his profile and keep him in the news and hot. instead he picked a hairdresser and has kept it fairly low key. This whole thing makes no sense unless it's real.

I've never thought he was gay. . . he's too much of a smarmy asshole and he seems far too intent on promoting girls with looks but no talent on his shows (something I feel no self-respecting gay would do).

Here, though, I was just commenting on subby's inability to distinguish between fiancé (a male) and fiancée (a female).

Voodoo_Stu: Digitalstrange: turbidum: Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé

I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

I always figured he was too but I see this as proof he isn't.

I mean if this was just a beard thing then why would he have gushed about it uncharacteristically and now regret the statements? Besides the guy is a hugely powerful man in Hollywood. He could have just about any unnattatched young starlette he wanted to on his arm as a beard to raise his profile and keep him in the news and hot. instead he picked a hairdresser and has kept it fairly low key. This whole thing makes no sense unless it's real.

turbidum's talking about the spelling.
When a man is engaged to be married, he is a fiancé.
When a woman is engaged to be married, she is a fiancée.

Ergo, Simon, according to the headline, was engaged to marry a dude.

Ah, yeah I'm so used to poor spelling I didn't even notice. My bad

turbidum: Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé
I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

The day I can remember the difference between those two words is the day I need to find something better to do.

cryinoutloud: turbidum: Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé
I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

The day I can remember the difference between those two words is the day I need to find something better to do.

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I'm sorry I know French. I'm sorry I dated a Frenchman. I'm sorry I majored in linguistics. I'm sorry I can recognize patterns like naif vs. naive, né vs. née, fiancé vs. fiancée. . .

Not knowing is one thing, but to be happy because you don't know something? Congrats, dude.

cryinoutloud: turbidum: Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé
I always figured he was secretly gay. Nice to finally have proof.

The day I can remember the difference between those two words is the day I need to find something better to do.

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Whoops, dudette.

/and nice sunset, btw. for realz. you make me miss seeing the sky even more than I already do.

Alright, alright! I admit it!
I don't remember how to do accents, so I cut and pasted it from the headline.

You can only fake being straight for so long.