No word on her skills with black seamen.

This is relevant to my interests.



I would kill my entire family and everyone I know just to get a postcard from her if she had licked the stamp.

Okay, folks, listen up! We don't want a repeat of yesterday's Jennifer Aniston thread, okay? Let's keep this simple: Pics of Kate Beckinsale or other sexy vampiresses (A word I'd hate to say with a lisp.) or tons upon tons of innuendo, okay?

Ready?

BREAK!

Flint Ironstag: I would kill my entire family and everyone I know just to get a postcard from her if she had licked the stamp.

I'd lick her stamp, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

NuttierThanEver: I've said it before and I will say it again. I would gladly kill all of you just for the chance to sexually disappoint that woman in such a manner that would leave her feeling physically ill at the thought of another man touching her ever again.

Ya know, I think for the good of all Farkers, everywhere, you need to do that, just so we could have the resulting lesbian sex tape that would result from that.

/had to, uh..."take a break" between the words "tape" and "that," if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

FriarReb98: I bet even Gerard Butler's Dracula would beat the everloving fark out of Robert Pattison, for the record

What I've read about how little Robert Pattison actually LIKES the role of Edward makes me respect him just a tiny bit more. Basically, it's a Michael Caine School of Thought: Never saw the movie, but look at the house it bought. Put another way, the movies are giving him fark You money.

But, yeah, even Kirsten Dunst's character from Interview Withe The Vampire could whomp Edward's sorry ass.

Riche: PizzaJedi81: Okay, folks, listen up! We don't want a repeat of yesterday's Jennifer Aniston thread, okay? Let's keep this simple: Pics of Kate Beckinsale or other sexy vampiresses (A word I'd hate to say with a lisp.) or tons upon tons of innuendo, okay?

Ready?

BREAK!

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Well played. :-)

I had a hard time choosing which of these (new window) to post so I'll just post the link, instead.

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Oh, to be the meat in a Biel/Beckinsale sammich. I'd get dehydration from the antics.

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I'd give her the red carpet treatment, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

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Oh, to be the meat in a Biel/Beckinsale sammich. I'd get dehydration from the antics.

Total Recall should be two minutes of plot, three minutes of special effects and ninety minutes of Kate and Jessica fighting in jello and then having loud makeup sex.







/Excuse me, I need to take a shower.

Flint Ironstag: PizzaJedi81: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img692.imageshack.us image 376x490]
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Oh, to be the meat in a Biel/Beckinsale sammich. I'd get dehydration from the antics.

Total Recall should be two minutes of plot, three minutes of special effects and ninety minutes of Kate and Jessica fighting in jello and then having loud makeup sex.

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/Excuse me, I need to take a shower.

I'd give HER a shower, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

PizzaJedi81: Okay, folks, listen up! We don't want a repeat of yesterday's Jennifer Aniston thread, okay? Let's keep this simple: Pics of Kate Beckinsale or other sexy vampiresses (A word I'd hate to say with a lisp.) or tons upon tons of innuendo, okay?

Ready?

BREAK!

Flint Ironstag: I would kill my entire family and everyone I know just to get a postcard from her if she had licked the stamp.

I'd lick her stamp, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I came here to biatch about George Lucas being a hack. I like your idea better.

I liked Red Tails but I was a little confused... so the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

I should check on this thread later.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I liked Red Tails but I was a little confused... so the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in here.

PizzaJedi81: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img692.imageshack.us image 376x490]
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Oh, to be the meat in a Biel/Beckinsale sammich. I'd get dehydration from the antics.

If I get your meaning, and I think I do.

Detinwolf: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I liked Red Tails but I was a little confused... so the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in here.

Well, you see when I get bored I make up my own movies. I have a very short attention span.

Somebody call Jefferson Twilight.

Terrible how they gave syphilis to the Tuskegee airmen.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Detinwolf: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I liked Red Tails but I was a little confused... so the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in here.

Well, you see when I get bored I make up my own movies. I have a very short attention span.

See, now I have to join your movement(arian).

PizzaJedi81: Riche: PizzaJedi81: Okay, folks, listen up! We don't want a repeat of yesterday's Jennifer Aniston thread, okay? Let's keep this simple: Pics of Kate Beckinsale or other sexy vampiresses (A word I'd hate to say with a lisp.) or tons upon tons of innuendo, okay?

Ready?

BREAK!

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Well played. :-)

I had a hard time choosing which of these (new window) to post so I'll just post the link, instead.

How the HELL does a picture of Jerry Sandusky end up as a search result for Twilight?

Kate is very hot.

But the Underworld series is a huge disappointment for me. The first was ok, I guess. Just not my thing.

IMO, Blade is still the best vampire series out there.

stewbert: Kate is very hot.

But the Underworld series is a huge disappointment for me. The first was ok, I guess. Just not my thing.

IMO, Blade is still the best vampire series out there.

Same problem here. I like Kate, I like vampires, werewolves, action....and yet I can't seem to care about Underworld.

FriarReb98: Not only did she beat the lame Airmen movie with that whole "WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT" chant in the commercial (because, God knows, black guys in the 40s sounded JUST like black guys in the 2000s), but she's an ACTUAL VAMPIRE, no farking glitter needed, TYVM.

\fark you, Stephanie Meyer.
\\I bet even Gerard Butler's Dracula would beat the everloving fark out of Robert Pattison, for the record

Christ, that bugs the shiat out of me. Are these Tuskegee Airmen or an NFL team?

Hit it like a baby seal

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Hit it like a baby seal

She seems cold, maybe I should warm her up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Wayne 985: People watch these movies?

You're SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO indie.

bmfderek: FriarReb98: Not only did she beat the lame Airmen movie with that whole "WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT" chant in the commercial (because, God knows, black guys in the 40s sounded JUST like black guys in the 2000s), but she's an ACTUAL VAMPIRE, no farking glitter needed, TYVM.

\fark you, Stephanie Meyer.
\\I bet even Gerard Butler's Dracula would beat the everloving fark out of Robert Pattison, for the record

Christ, that bugs the shiat out of me. Are these Tuskegee Airmen or an NFL team?

You're surprised there's cheesy dialogue in a George Lucas movie?

The most dangerous thing to men everywhere: A hot chick that knows she's hot.

Gina Carano is hotter and could kick Kate's ass, but her movie tanked.

Between Underworld and Resident Evil, does this mean if the main character is a chick wearing pleather, a blue filter is overused, and she's shooting monsters in slo-mo it'll make money? They should just go for a crossover and make bank.

Oh Kate..

Lumbar Puncture: Gina Carano is hotter and could kick Kate's ass, but her movie tanked.

Between Underworld and Resident Evil, does this mean if the main character is a chick wearing pleather, a blue filter is overused, and she's shooting monsters in slo-mo it'll make money? They should just go for a crossover and make bank.

Kate Beckinsale and Mila Jovovich in the same movie?

The resulting heat would produce a China Syndrome-like effect that could endanger all life on Earth.

AddictedToFoobies: Lumbar Puncture: Gina Carano is hotter and could kick Kate's ass, but her movie tanked.

Between Underworld and Resident Evil, does this mean if the main character is a chick wearing pleather, a blue filter is overused, and she's shooting monsters in slo-mo it'll make money? They should just go for a crossover and make bank.

Kate Beckinsale and Mila Jovovich in the same movie?

The resulting heat would produce a China Syndrome-like effect that could endanger all life on Earth.

I know...I have to keep our sex tape in a special, locked freezer.

I mean, uh...NOTHING, forget it...there is no tape!

If only it were true...

I like the part of this thread where there are hot pics of Kate Beckinsale

NuttierThanEver: I've said it before and I will say it again. I would gladly kill all of you just for the chance to sexually disappoint that woman in such a manner that would leave her feeling physically ill at the thought of another man touching her ever again.

This!

Mildot: If only it were true...

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Why ruin a promising thread?