or troll

I hope he mentions the Keystone Payroll Taxcut XL

Will he finish Dubya's manned mission to Mars? Or will he simply take this time to publicly biatchslap the Supreme Court again?

I'd love it if he'd just say "Newt Gingrich? Really?" then collapse into the podium giggling uncontrollably.

Docudrama?

I hope this is the year the President goes all Sadaam and starts having people arrested on the spot with cameras rolling.

Only a matter of time anyway, at least it will be a president I can tolerate.

someonelse: I'd love it if he'd just say "Newt Gingrich? Really?" then collapse into the podium giggling uncontrollably.

How he doesn't find himself giggling uncontrollably from or suicidally depressed by the prospect of Newt Gingrich being taken seriously as a candidate for president is a mystery to me.

Fantasy. Just like the rest of them.

someonelse: I'd love it if he'd just say "Newt Gingrich? Really?" then collapse into the podium giggling uncontrollably.

Hey man, he's a historian.

Home Improvement?

I'm personally looking forward to Herman Cain's Tea Party rebuttal.

I think it gets listed as a repeat.

/Growth is slower than expected, but we are still growing.
//Troops still in harms way, but progress is being made.
///Mustard still of lesser "French's Yellow" variety, but fresh arugula is available.

it'll be the state of the campaign speech.

colon_pow: it'll be the state of the campaign speech.

The great thing about this talking point is that it can be used for literally anything. Oh, speech? CAMPAIGN! Passing legislation? JUST CAMPAIGNING! CAMPAIGNER IN CHIEF!

It's absurd, but you almost have to admire the versatility. It's like the "f*ck" of criticisms.

He should invite everyone out for milk and cookies afterwords.

Jake Havechek: He should invite everyone out for milk and cookies afterwords.

Or a beer =)

GameSprocket: but fresh arugula is available.

If Obama wins I hear they will be doubling the arugula ration.

"And that's rebuilding an economy where hard work pays off and responsibility is rewarded -- and an America where everybody gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everybody plays by the same set of rules."

Wait, I think I have heard this one before.

or maybe the State of the Union is a Constitutional Requirement?

Televising it is not in the Constitution, though. Shrug.

Spicy mustard on a burger!

Much better off than we were when Bush II left office but not as good as when Clinton left office. Bush set us back decades.

/one more oil pipe line, to help Boner get rich, isn't going to mean a pinch of shiat to the overall economy
//especially since all the finished product is being exported
///The US is the number one exporter of, gas, diesel, jet fuel, etc.

StopLurkListen: or maybe the State of the Union is a Constitutional Requirement?

Televising it is not in the Constitution, though. Shrug.

Actually, there's nothing that says the president has to show up to deliver it. Jefferson would simply write a report once a year and send it to be read into the Congressional record.

On the West Wing, they pointed out that the president could buy the House a subscription to the Washington Post and that would satisfy the constitutional requirement to advise them about the "state of the union".

Comedy. Subtitle it: Barrack Hussein Obama trolls the nation for another year.

Republicans are looking to finish the 8 years of economic terrorism they started with Bush.

/Vote Republican

CitizensUnited: Comedy. Subtitle it: Barrack Hussein Obama trolls the nation for another year.

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Republicans create Alts so you can understand them better.

For Republicans: HORROR SOCIALIST SHARIA LAW FARTBAMA TAKEOVER JOBKILLER WRAAAGH WRAAGHH WRAAGH!!!

Everyone else: Meh, nothing new.

The Republican debates have provided plenty of comedy and horror. Personally, I'm hoping for some fantasy and sci-fi from the President.

Dwight_Yeast: StopLurkListen: or maybe the State of the Union is a Constitutional Requirement?

Televising it is not in the Constitution, though. Shrug.

Actually, there's nothing that says the president has to show up to deliver it. Jefferson would simply write a report once a year and send it to be read into the Congressional record.

On the West Wing, they pointed out that the president could buy the House a subscription to the Washington Post and that would satisfy the constitutional requirement to advise them about the "state of the union".

The current House would only accept a subscription to a NewsCorp paper.

Lost Thought 00: Will he finish Dubya's manned mission to Mars? Or will he simply take this time to publicly biatchslap the Supreme Court again?

There is always a weird "reach-for-the-stars" type proposal in every State of the Union: Cure cancer, end poverty, get drugs out of pro-sports, etc. It's like a palate cleanser between various BS proposals.

NateGrey: CitizensUnited: Comedy. Subtitle it: Barrack Hussein Obama trolls the nation for another year.

Account created: 2011-12-24 20:49:12

Republicans create Alts so you can understand them better.

Dude, that's a comedy troll. Try reading his posts in Colbert's voice.

Any President that asked the audience to hold their applause until the end would earn my unwavering respect and support. F*ck, that's annoying.

NateGrey: Republicans create Alts so you can understand them better.

"You alt to know what I'm talking about!"

Smoking GNU: For Republicans: HORROR SOCIALIST SHARIA LAW FARTBAMA TAKEOVER JOBKILLER WRAAAGH WRAAGHH WRAAGH!!!

Everyone else: Meh, nothing new.

Sorry, i prob missed a few there. Feel free to add on.

CitizensUnited: Comedy. Subtitle it: Barrack Hussein Obama trolls the nation for another year.

I'm more scared of what n0bama will do once he stops trolling. No wallet will be safe from his grubby hands and its only a matter of time until he starts officially funding Palestinian terrorism.

Philip Francis Queeg: Dwight_Yeast: StopLurkListen: or maybe the State of the Union is a Constitutional Requirement?

Televising it is not in the Constitution, though. Shrug.

Actually, there's nothing that says the president has to show up to deliver it. Jefferson would simply write a report once a year and send it to be read into the Congressional record.

On the West Wing, they pointed out that the president could buy the House a subscription to the Washington Post and that would satisfy the constitutional requirement to advise them about the "state of the union".

The current House would only accept a subscription to a NewsCorp paper.

I was sort of looking forward to the House not inviting the President to give the address.

I'll be sober during the SOTU for the first time in at least 10 years. I'm scared.

Smoking GNU: Smoking GNU: For Republicans: HORROR SOCIALIST SHARIA LAW FARTBAMA TAKEOVER JOBKILLER WRAAAGH WRAAGHH WRAAGH ARUGULA MUSTARD YUENGLING VACATION MUSLIN!!!

Everyone else: Meh, nothing new.

Sorry, i prob missed a few there. Feel free to add on.

Dramedy.

LasersHurt: colon_pow: it'll be the state of the campaign speech.

The great thing about this talking point is that it can be used for literally anything. Oh, speech? CAMPAIGN! Passing legislation? JUST CAMPAIGNING! CAMPAIGNER IN CHIEF!

It's absurd, but you almost have to admire the versatility. It's like the "f*ck" of criticisms.

well, if anyone uses this criticism, you could always accuse them of racism. just slap that race card down on the table.

Rashnu: Any President that asked the audience to hold their applause until the end would earn my unwavering respect and support. F*ck, that's annoying.

I haven't watched the SotU in a long time because of this. The transcripts are usually good reading the next day.

Karma Curmudgeon: Fantasy. Just like the rest of them.

Reagan had that great science fiction piece.

colon_pow: LasersHurt: colon_pow: it'll be the state of the campaign speech.

The great thing about this talking point is that it can be used for literally anything. Oh, speech? CAMPAIGN! Passing legislation? JUST CAMPAIGNING! CAMPAIGNER IN CHIEF!

It's absurd, but you almost have to admire the versatility. It's like the "f*ck" of criticisms.

well, if anyone uses this criticism, you could always accuse them of racism. just slap that race card down on the table.

And the "f*ck" of preemptive defenses. You've done your homework, clearly.

colon_pow: LasersHurt: colon_pow: it'll be the state of the campaign speech.

The great thing about this talking point is that it can be used for literally anything. Oh, speech? CAMPAIGN! Passing legislation? JUST CAMPAIGNING! CAMPAIGNER IN CHIEF!

It's absurd, but you almost have to admire the versatility. It's like the "f*ck" of criticisms.

well, if anyone uses this criticism, you could always accuse them of racism. just slap that race card down on the table.

Well it's either racism or stupidity. Which are you?

Lenny_da_Hog: Karma Curmudgeon: Fantasy. Just like the rest of them.

Reagan had that great science fiction piece.

It's a shame he didn't live long enough to finish the prequel trilogy. Even deep in dementia, he could have done a better job.

Rashnu: Any President that asked the audience to hold their applause until the end would earn my unwavering respect and support. F*ck, that's annoying.

Maybe they could just wiggle their fingers up and down like the Occupy kids.

"Members of Congress, Supreme Court Justices, ladies and gentlemen in the gallery, and my fellow Americans watching at home:

The state of our union is strong, despite much of your efforts to fark it all up. Specifically, I'm looking at Scalia, Thomas (you gonna recuse yourself from the PPACA case which your wife has gotten rich off lobbying for, you unethical douchetowel?), Boehner, McConnell (and your little friends), Eric Cantor (was that a moment of clarity during the SOPA/PIPA thing?), Paul Ryan, you whackadoos in Virginia (though you're not federal, you crazy little laboratory of democracy, you)...Christ, when Rand Paul looks like an elder statesman next to most of the Congressional Republicans, something is very wrong.

Oh, and Lamar Smith gets a special shout-out for almost breaking the internet last week. See you in November, farkstains."

// drops mic
// wipes hands on pants

sprawl15's troll alt: CitizensUnited: Comedy. Subtitle it: Barrack Hussein Obama trolls the nation for another year.

I'm more scared of what n0bama will do once he stops trolling. No wallet will be safe from his grubby hands and its only a matter of time until he starts officially funding Palestinian terrorism.

You should keep a tally of the number of people that take you seriously.

And display it prominently in your profile.