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(Delco Magazine) Fail Ahhhhh, Snakes in a SUV - Throw the guns and Ruuuun   (delcomagazine.com) divider line 19
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Aulus [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 01:08:22 AM
Love the police Lt.'s comment at the end of the story.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 09:34:14 AM
Monkey fighting snakes?
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 11:09:51 AM
Two words that should never go together - "ball" and "python".

/knees just slammed closed
 
Millennium
2012-01-23 12:34:22 PM
Quick! Someone call in Samuel L. Jackson!
 
Cthulus_Toaster
2012-01-23 12:34:28 PM
:Watch out for snakes!"
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-01-23 12:39:00 PM
I've had it with the m*th*rf**ck*ng snakes in this SUV!

I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

Sure. Which vowel would you like?

"o"

There are two "o"s.

I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Go ahead.

"I've had it with the Mothra -flocking snakes in this SUV."

That is correct. Congratulations. You have won a snake-bite kit and a loop of wire made from a clothes hanger to catch and remove the snakes from this brand new Canyonero Snakepit SUV. The only SUV with room for 2,000 snakes and a family of eight. You may go snaky driving it, but that's only because having six or seven kids in an SUV the size of Cheyenne is maddening.

This has been a Brantgoose mini-gameshow.
 
TheManofPA
2012-01-23 12:51:14 PM
Sybarite: Monkey fighting snakes?

Dammit.....I'm too slow
 
danno_to_infinity
2012-01-23 12:54:05 PM
did you look inside

fark no!

/ROFLMAO
 
Clemkadidlefark
2012-01-23 12:59:38 PM
Sounds like this week's Car Talk howler .... Link Goes To (laugh your farking are off)
 
Oysterman
2012-01-23 01:22:31 PM
Sybarite: Monkey fighting snakes?

In a Monday-to-Friday SUV?
 
belhade
2012-01-23 01:39:36 PM
Hey man, check it out. Homeboy got "SNAKE" on the license plate. Well, Snake gon' have to slither his butt all the way to the bus stop in the morning... I got some low-riding music for you. It's better than that cracker stuff you listen to.
 
MBooda
2012-01-23 02:09:03 PM
approves of security system
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milowitz
2012-01-23 02:26:11 PM
Came for cable version of SOAP, leaving satisfied
 
cyberspacedout
2012-01-23 02:37:03 PM
gopher321: Two words that should never go together - "ball" and "python".

/knees just slammed closed

Maybe it's one of those one-eyed trouser snakes.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-23 03:08:06 PM
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Hot like a shirtless wet James MacArthur
 
KiplingKat872
2012-01-23 04:12:52 PM
What is funny is Ball Pythons are kinda wusses of the herpetology world. Their defensive mechanism is the wrap themselves up in a ball (hence the name) with their head in the center.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-23 04:37:38 PM
KiplingKat872: What is funny is Ball Pythons are kinda wusses of the herpetology world. Their defensive mechanism is the wrap themselves up in a ball (hence the name) with their head in the center.

They also only get up to 4-5 feet in length most of the time, sometimes 6 feet.

Humans are the biggest pussies on the planet, screaming in terror at earthworms.
 
SchadenFraud
2012-01-23 05:18:14 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: KiplingKat872: What is funny is Ball Pythons are kinda wusses of the herpetology world. Their defensive mechanism is the wrap themselves up in a ball (hence the name) with their head in the center.

They also only get up to 4-5 feet in length most of the time, sometimes 6 feet.

Humans are the biggest pussies on the planet, screaming in terror at earthworms.

Yeah, the problem is when that pussy screaming in terror is your mom, and she tells your dad about it.
Then you're the one screaming when dad belts you.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-23 05:47:01 PM
SchadenFraud: Keizer_Ghidorah: KiplingKat872: What is funny is Ball Pythons are kinda wusses of the herpetology world. Their defensive mechanism is the wrap themselves up in a ball (hence the name) with their head in the center.

They also only get up to 4-5 feet in length most of the time, sometimes 6 feet.

Humans are the biggest pussies on the planet, screaming in terror at earthworms.

Yeah, the problem is when that pussy screaming in terror is your mom, and she tells your dad about it.
Then you're the one screaming when dad belts you.

Pussies all around.

Seriously, I don't see why people are so damned scared of snakes. Venomous ones, I can, but to be so terror-stricken at the sight of a small python or a garter snake, yeesh.
 
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