The condom was as strong as the Bears O-line.

Well their first engagement ended in an incompletion, so he was bound to hook up with a wide receiver eventually. He should of went with the tight end cause now he's got to scramble to get out of this one.

Did this happen downtown, or did he just cross the street

Can't wait to read all about when the baby was born and if it aligns with them getting back together or not...

that kid will be an amazing quarterback

Fair warning ... this is what happens when your hand gets injured.

Klippoklondike: I see he's been taking lessons from Vince Vaughn on how to look hungover and bloated 24/7

Your confusing him with Matt Stafford

As a Bears fan, I am glad to hear that Cutler actually completed a pass during the post-season.

Is it just me or does he look like a really rough Tim Tebow?

Jay Cutler toss intercepted by egg

Translation: He was having a wank and she jumped on at the last second.

I would shoot my testicles through my cock hole if I had the chance to nut inside of this...



Good work Jay

I'd sack her if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

nucal: Fair warning ... this is what happens when your hand gets injured.

Bravo.

Cutler thread!

Her name is Ann, Dad.

So he gets intercepted in the Red Zone and the Pink Zone?!

We will certainly come to find out that he was aiming to throw it away in the back of "end zone" but then missed his mark and ended up putting it into play.

We need new material on Cutler. He cut down on the interceptions, especially in the Red Zone. Frankly, if you need any indication of how good he's become, look at what's happened to the Bears two seasons in a row the instant he gets injured.

I'm trying to work out a joke with the awesome soundbite the TV accidently caught this season "Tell Martz I said fark him!"

I feel so sorry for her.

Guess the protection broke down once again

Thats one baby that will know how to cry

Baby expected to be born with neck-beard, droopy eyelids, interception-itis.

Jubeebee: Orgasmatron138: We need new material on Cutler. He cut down on the interceptions, especially in the Red Zone. Frankly, if you need any indication of how good he's become, look at what's happened to the Bears two seasons in a row the instant he gets injured.

I'm trying to work out a joke with the awesome soundbite the TV accidently caught this season "Tell Martz I said fark him!"

For a while I was hoping that we could get a Cutler Rating going, where QBs get points for how many times they get sacked per half, with 9 sacks and a concussion being Full Cutler.

But he even cut down on sacks this year, not because his line got any better (the Hanie/McCown circus got sacked 26 times in 6 games) but because he started giving the finger to Martz and scrambling when he needed to.

He's still doughy and emo looking though.

That's true. He does have a face that makes people hate him, but at least he doesn't have that stupid looking mustache that Flacco was sporting.

Jay Cutler is a fat drunk, who is a mediocre NFL QB at best. Though he could do much better than this faded reality TV star gutterslut.

If I were him I would convince this chick to abort, then spend my millions on personal trainers/chefs, go to AA regularly, and start paying women for sex, so he can see how professionals do it.

Cymbal: If I were him I would convince this chick to abort,

She wont have to abort. If it really is Jays kid it will get injured, check out and quit all on its own.

Hate to be late to this, but having read the article, it appears that she got pregnant somewhere around 11/20.

Or the Chargers Bears game when Cutler broke his hand.

Pretty sure this is Kristen Cavatappi then.

I'm a Lions fan and respect Cutler. At the MNF game his team gave him no protection and the Lions were up his ass and Jay still let of a sea of bullets every time...

mikaloyd: Cymbal: If I were him I would convince this chick to abort,

She wont have to abort. If it really is Jays kid it will get injured, check out and quit all on its own.

Miscarriage jokes are my favorite.

I feel that this Cutler hate is partially stemming from the Broncos debacle, and partially stemming from the fear of Da Bears if the O-Line gets its act together.

Take your shots while you can, he's only going to get better barring some sort of horrific injury.

IAmRight: Orgasmatron138: We need new material on Cutler. He cut down on the interceptions, especially in the Red Zone. Frankly, if you need any indication of how good he's become, look at what's happened to the Bears two seasons in a row the instant he gets injured.

Well, one season in a row.

Two seasons ago, they did nothing with him in there, got him replaced, and nearly came back and won the game. Unless you mean the Carolina game...where all they did was win with mighty Todd Collins throwing 4 picks and no TDs.

He did seem to be somewhat in shape this last year, though, probably from working on his conditioning so he could try surviving behind his line by rolling out and running from defensive ends.

/god damn, you can tell the Bears have had sh*t QBs when they can't stop praising a guy and his amazing 13 TDs in 10 games.

Man, I was wondering where you'd gone to after the Packers choke job; I knew you couldn't pass up hatin' on Jay.

What I was talking about was the chances the Bears had in the championship game last year - everyone said Hanie was great, but forgets that he threw a game killing interception. Jay wasn't having his best game that night, but seriously, the chances without him were farking zero percent.

This year the Bears were 7-3 with Jay, riding a 5 game winnning streak, all behind a garbage offensive line and with mediocre (at best) receivers. As soon as he was injured, the Bears hit the crapper (and Hanie cost himself a BUNCH of money).

The blessing in disguise is that with Jay out, it became apparent exactly how little depth the Bears have, and that finally cost Angelo his job.

DeathByGeekSquad: I feel that this Cutler hate is partially stemming from the Broncos debacle, and partially stemming from the fear of Da Bears if the O-Line gets its act together.

Take your shots while you can, he's only going to get better barring some sort of horrific injury.

I agree, but seriously, from Jay's perspective, he saw how the Broncos organization treated Jake the Snake, he had a complete douchebag first time coach (whose tenure is only out-embarrassed by dipshiat Singleterry) coming in and immediately try to shop him aound; who WOULDN'T want out?

Shoulda tossed it in her mouth...

/ loads