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2012-01-23 01:01:44 AM
How else are you supposed to know for sure if you're invincible?
 
2012-01-23 05:19:06 AM
Darwin hates to ask twice..always takes more when he has to do it twice
 
2012-01-23 05:19:49 AM
DRTFA, but being in a state of shock can mean your brain is not functioning as it would normally. I could see an accident victim stumbling back onto the road in a state of shock quite easily.
 
2012-01-23 05:24:59 AM
tiiger: DRTFA, but being in a state of shock can mean your brain is not functioning as it would normally. I could see an accident victim stumbling back onto the road in a state of shock quite easily.

I`ve done that, of course when I crashed my car I was pissed as a coont.
 
2012-01-23 05:32:45 AM
dready zim: I`ve done that, of course when I crashed my car I was pissed as a coont.

FTFA.

/nothing funny about drunk driving
//unless it's a clown driving drunk
 
2012-01-23 05:40:40 AM
is the tree ok?
 
2012-01-23 05:41:53 AM
The only thing I learned from that story is that you can:
Book a 5 day cruise to the Caribbean for only $349.
 
2012-01-23 05:48:04 AM
I have no problem believing this, especially in Plantation. A typical Florida driver can see a wrecked car that had plowed into a tree, the good samaritan's car (probably with hazard lights on), and a group of people standing near the accident scene, and still run over and kill them all. Most Florida drivers do not have a "this situation is abnormal and possibly hazardous, so I'd best pay attention, slow down and use extra caution" gene.
 
2012-01-23 05:53:19 AM
I lovez me some stupid peeps on monday mornings!
 
2012-01-23 06:21:22 AM
buckler: I have no problem believing this, especially in Plantation. A typical Florida driver can see a wrecked car that had plowed into a tree, the good samaritan's car (probably with hazard lights on), and a group of people standing near the accident scene, and still run over and kill them all. Most Florida drivers do not have a "this situation is abnormal and possibly hazardous, so I'd best pay attention, slow down and use extra caution" gene.

Never actually been to the States, and this may just be "confirmation bias", in that the reason I've seen it on a video was because people thought it was so extraordinary they filmed it, but every video I've seen of a car crash in the states, NOBODY slows down, and quite often another car just plows straight in, then another, and another and another etc. "WTF is wrong with you people?" is usually what I'm screaming at this point.
Here in bonnie Scotland, people see a car crash and slow the fark down. Even if it's just to rubberneck. If there's no police there yet, quite often people will stop, get out of their cars and start directing traffic around the accident, slowing oncoming drivers down by parking on the main carriageway a hundred metres back etc. you know, to help!
Is this just not a thing in the US, or are these traffic videos extraordinary?
 
2012-01-23 06:27:48 AM
tiiger: DRTFA, but being in a state of shock can mean your brain is not functioning as it would normally. I could see an accident victim stumbling back onto the road in a state of shock quite easily.

came here to say this
 
2012-01-23 06:34:22 AM
I bet they were in the middle of the road texting each other.

- OMG, U OK?
- This Gd Smrtan is hot!! amiright?
 
2012-01-23 06:35:05 AM
Wizard Drongo: buckler: I have no problem believing this, especially in Plantation. A typical Florida driver can see a wrecked car that had plowed into a tree, the good samaritan's car (probably with hazard lights on), and a group of people standing near the accident scene, and still run over and kill them all. Most Florida drivers do not have a "this situation is abnormal and possibly hazardous, so I'd best pay attention, slow down and use extra caution" gene.

Never actually been to the States, and this may just be "confirmation bias", in that the reason I've seen it on a video was because people thought it was so extraordinary they filmed it, but every video I've seen of a car crash in the states, NOBODY slows down, and quite often another car just plows straight in, then another, and another and another etc. "WTF is wrong with you people?" is usually what I'm screaming at this point.
Here in bonnie Scotland, people see a car crash and slow the fark down. Even if it's just to rubberneck. If there's no police there yet, quite often people will stop, get out of their cars and start directing traffic around the accident, slowing oncoming drivers down by parking on the main carriageway a hundred metres back etc. you know, to help!
Is this just not a thing in the US, or are these traffic videos extraordinary?


The cops that were chasing them usually stop and yank them out of the car as violently possible just in case their injuries weren't severe enough.
 
2012-01-23 06:38:54 AM
Can we list the official cause of death as Stupidity?
 
2012-01-23 06:45:54 AM
Wizard Drongo: buckler: I have no problem believing this, especially in Plantation. A typical Florida driver can see a wrecked car that had plowed into a tree, the good samaritan's car (probably with hazard lights on), and a group of people standing near the accident scene, and still run over and kill them all. Most Florida drivers do not have a "this situation is abnormal and possibly hazardous, so I'd best pay attention, slow down and use extra caution" gene.

Never actually been to the States, and this may just be "confirmation bias", in that the reason I've seen it on a video was because people thought it was so extraordinary they filmed it, but every video I've seen of a car crash in the states, NOBODY slows down, and quite often another car just plows straight in, then another, and another and another etc. "WTF is wrong with you people?" is usually what I'm screaming at this point.
Here in bonnie Scotland, people see a car crash and slow the fark down. Even if it's just to rubberneck. If there's no police there yet, quite often people will stop, get out of their cars and start directing traffic around the accident, slowing oncoming drivers down by parking on the main carriageway a hundred metres back etc. you know, to help!
Is this just not a thing in the US, or are these traffic videos extraordinary?


Drivers here in the U.S. usually do slow down, if for no other reason than to rubberneck. Many states have laws that drivers are required to slow down if they see any emergency vehicle on the side of the road, just in case those drivers don't have an overt need to look at the blood and carnage.
 
2012-01-23 06:47:52 AM
Catch and release is much more engaging when done with life rather than fish.
 
2012-01-23 06:51:42 AM
Wizard Drongo: buckler: I have no problem believing this, especially in Plantation. A typical Florida driver can see a wrecked car that had plowed into a tree, the good samaritan's car (probably with hazard lights on), and a group of people standing near the accident scene, and still run over and kill them all. Most Florida drivers do not have a "this situation is abnormal and possibly hazardous, so I'd best pay attention, slow down and use extra caution" gene.

Never actually been to the States, and this may just be "confirmation bias", in that the reason I've seen it on a video was because people thought it was so extraordinary they filmed it, but every video I've seen of a car crash in the states, NOBODY slows down, and quite often another car just plows straight in, then another, and another and another etc. "WTF is wrong with you people?" is usually what I'm screaming at this point.
Here in bonnie Scotland, people see a car crash and slow the fark down. Even if it's just to rubberneck. If there's no police there yet, quite often people will stop, get out of their cars and start directing traffic around the accident, slowing oncoming drivers down by parking on the main carriageway a hundred metres back etc. you know, to help!
Is this just not a thing in the US, or are these traffic videos extraordinary?


Well, we're even in that I've never been to Scotland. I have, however spent many, many years living in Florida, and can attest to the driving skills there, or lack thereof. One thing to remember is that the US is (of course) huge compared to Scotland, and there are plenty of regional variations in driving habits, skills and expectations; I spent a few decades in Orlando, Florida, and I can tell you there are places where you're literally taking your life into your hands when you attempt to walk across a road, because drivers there take the "I'm bigger, faster and more massive than you, so FARK YOU" attitude towards pedestrians. Here in Portland, Oregon, you can very often cause traffic to come to a complete halt just by stepping off the curb.

Confirmation bias may have its role, because of course most video-compilation shows (which I assume you're referring to) are going to show the most sensationalistic video they have. Although they're not typical, they do tend to show the most extreme examples of the worst the US typically has to offer (if that makes sense). Plenty of US drivers will complain that people in their area are the worst, but that's residents' privilege to complain. By and large, most do okay, but there are indeed some areas that are nationally known for horrible driving habits.
 
2012-01-23 06:59:37 AM
Move to Georgia where a one car crash get 20 cars to stop and they call the fire department and get out of the way parking off the road . Redneck don't stand in the road they noded better even after a crash .
 
2012-01-23 07:01:22 AM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian:
Drivers here in the U.S. usually do slow down, if for no other reason than to rubberneck. Many states have laws that drivers are required to slow down if they see any emergency vehicle on the side of the road, just in case those drivers don't have an overt need to look at the blood and carnage.


If Florida drivers slow down at all, I'm pretty sure they're just slowing down slightly to rubberneck while they have a cheeseburger in one hand, cigarette in the other, while attempting to pull up 'Red Solo Cup' on the radio and yelling at the kids in the back.
 
2012-01-23 07:11:40 AM
Article is missing key line "alcohol may have been a factor"
 
2012-01-23 07:12:38 AM
tiiger: DRTFA, but being in a state of shock can mean your brain is not functioning as it would normally. I could see an accident victim stumbling back onto the road in a state of shock quite easily.

Yeah, but what about the good Samaritan who stopped to help? Cause he got hit, too.
 
2012-01-23 07:21:24 AM
i651.photobucket.com

// Flawless Victory
 
2012-01-23 07:28:16 AM
phalaeo: tiiger: DRTFA, but being in a state of shock can mean your brain is not functioning as it would normally. I could see an accident victim stumbling back onto the road in a state of shock quite easily.

Yeah, but what about the good Samaritan who stopped to help? Cause he got hit, too.


that was just Darwin picking up the spare.
 
2012-01-23 07:32:02 AM
Driver picked up the spare.
 
2012-01-23 07:33:46 AM
Pribar: phalaeo: tiiger: DRTFA, but being in a state of shock can mean your brain is not functioning as it would normally. I could see an accident victim stumbling back onto the road in a state of shock quite easily.

Yeah, but what about the good Samaritan who stopped to help? Cause he got hit, too.

that was just Darwin picking up the spare.


*shakes fist*
 
2012-01-23 08:13:05 AM
It was a piece of Final Destination performance art.
 
2012-01-23 08:23:07 AM
I'm one of the rare Floridians that can actually drive. There are too many idiots on the roads!!
 
2012-01-23 08:26:30 AM
Flupped Duck: I'm one of the rare Floridians that can actually drive. There are too many idiots on the roads!!

I never noticed Florida drivers being any worse than anywhere else. It's a cliche about all the old people but a 16 year old girl with an iPhone is 10x as deadly as a blue hair who might be driving too slow in the passing lane.
 
2012-01-23 08:33:06 AM
Mugato: Flupped Duck: I'm one of the rare Floridians that can actually drive. There are too many idiots on the roads!!

I never noticed Florida drivers being any worse than anywhere else. It's a cliche about all the old people but a 16 year old girl with an iPhone is 10x as deadly as a blue hair who might be driving too slow in the passing lane.


I was almost plowed over by one of those teenagers when I was on my old bike. I almost forgot to put the kickstand down at the red light when I ran up to her car screaming. Damn whippersnappers.
 
2012-01-23 08:42:26 AM
MI law: you are required to get one over if you have another lane to change into otherwise slow down. Since this came into affect I have noticed people started doing this for somebody on the side changing a tire or whatever.

Brought to you by the state that also requires you to pull over and stop (just clear left lane on highway) for emergency vehicles and stay till they pass. Unless you are the husband of the branch president for the NAACP. Then the cops get fined.
 
2012-01-23 08:42:56 AM
Flupped Duck: Mugato: Flupped Duck: I'm one of the rare Floridians that can actually drive. There are too many idiots on the roads!!

I never noticed Florida drivers being any worse than anywhere else. It's a cliche about all the old people but a 16 year old girl with an iPhone is 10x as deadly as a blue hair who might be driving too slow in the passing lane.

I was almost plowed over by one of those teenagers when I was on my old bike. I almost forgot to put the kickstand down at the red light when I ran up to her car screaming. Damn whippersnappers.


Yeah because it's the car and driver's fault that you want to walk naked through a lion cage.
 
2012-01-23 08:47:08 AM
Flupped Duck: I'm one of the rare Floridians that can actually drive. There are too many idiots on the roads!!

Everybody is the one driver that can actually drive, just ask them. Hey, Haywood can you actually drive? Haywood: Yeah, I can actually drive.
 
2012-01-23 08:47:39 AM
solokumba: The only thing I learned from that story is that you can:
Book a 5 day cruise to the Caribbean for only $349.


Is that with the 30% discount?
 
2012-01-23 08:47:47 AM
Paging SpinStopper to thread 6895728.
 
2012-01-23 08:55:15 AM
This (new window) is a similar story from a few years ago.

I can't find the one where a care rear ended another car. Passengers of both vehicles got out and were standing between the two vehicles when a third vehicle rammed into the rear vehicle and crushed them all.

In the fast lane on I 70.
 
2012-01-23 08:58:34 AM
Flupped Duck: I'm one of the rare Floridians that can actually drive. There are too many idiots on the roads!!

All Floridians think they can actually drive. It's one of the traits they have that make 'em so darn lovable.
 
2012-01-23 09:00:58 AM
lack of warmth: MI law: you are required to get one over if you have another lane to change into otherwise slow down. Since this came into affect I have noticed people started doing this for somebody on the side changing a tire or whatever.

Brought to you by the state that also requires you to pull over and stop (just clear left lane on highway) for emergency vehicles and stay till they pass. Unless you are the husband of the branch president for the NAACP. Then the cops get fined.


This SOUNDS like English, but...
 
2012-01-23 09:01:32 AM
Three hunters were walking through the woods when they came upon some tracks.
The first hunter said , "Look, deer tracks".
The second hunter said, "No, bear tracks".
Before the third hunter could say anything, all three were hit by a train.
 
2012-01-23 09:07:07 AM
Wizard Drongo: I've seen of a car crash in the states, NOBODY slows down

It's not that freakin' hard to understand. If the crash is on your side of the road, you slow from twenty or thirty over the limit to the limit and then go past on the berm or, possibly, just shave it close to the wreck and make everybody trying to get the accident sorted out stay out of your way.

If the crash is on the OTHER side of the road, stare out the window at it like you've just seen a Halcyon roosting in another driver's hair, slam on your brakes and try to cause as big a pile-up behind you as is humanly possible.

Sheesh. Crazy Europeans don't understand simple driving rules.

/ alternately, you could drive past it like you're in the northeast and just hit your brakes and accelerator at random intervals and pressures for no apparent reason while swerving wildly across three lanes of traffic on a two lane highway.... although, in the northeast, how you'll know it's because of a wreck and not just a normal traffic pattern I don't know
 
2012-01-23 09:07:33 AM
Came for Final Destination reference...leaving satisfied.
 
2012-01-23 09:11:31 AM
Wizard Drongo: every video I've seen of a car crash in the states, NOBODY slows down, and quite often another car just plows straight in, then another, and another and another etc. "WTF is wrong with you people?" is usually what I'm screaming at this point.

I blame Tom Cruise.

encrypted-tbn1.google.com

/too obscure?
 
2012-01-23 09:11:50 AM
Jack Black 62: Desmo: Three New York City hunters were walking through the woods when they came upon some tracks.
The first hunter said , "Look, deer tracks".
The second hunter said, "No, bear tracks".
Before the third hunter could say anything, all three were hit by a train.

FTFY


As someone who grew up Upstate, lemme give you an internet fistbump.
 
2012-01-23 09:22:44 AM
I judge my driving abilities on the fact that I've never been in a wreck. I guess I should rephrase that...I've never hit anyone, but I have been rear ended at a dead stop 2 times. Walked naked through a lion's cage? I guess you've seen my videos then! *harr harr harr*
 
2012-01-23 09:22:51 AM
Mambo Bananapatch: Flupped Duck: I'm one of the rare Floridians that can actually drive. There are too many idiots on the roads!!

All Floridians think they can actually drive. It's one of the traits they have that make 'em so darn lovable.


Scariest thing I ever did on Florida roads was to change a flat on the turnpike. It was as if all cars passing at 80mph were trying to blow me over. I think I hold a record for the fastest tire change outside of A Christmas Story, minus the little kid losing the lug nuts.
 
2012-01-23 09:27:43 AM
Creoena: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian:
Drivers here in the U.S. usually do slow down, if for no other reason than to rubberneck. Many states have laws that drivers are required to slow down if they see any emergency vehicle on the side of the road, just in case those drivers don't have an overt need to look at the blood and carnage.

If Ohio drivers slow down at all, I'm pretty sure they're just slowing down slightly to rubberneck while they have a cheeseburger in one hand, cigarette in the other, while attempting to pull up 'Bob& Tom' on the radio and yelling at the kids in the back.
 
2012-01-23 09:34:35 AM
One thing I've observed for years, and never asked about, for fear of being branded a bigot or worse:

Many times in the southern US, from NC to Alabama, while driving on extremely rural two-lane highways and back roads, I occasionally come across two or three African-Americans standing in the middle of the road having a conversation. They see you coming a mile off, but rather than move out of the road, they stand there staring at you until you're right about 50 yards away, slowed down to about 20 miles per hour, and they slowly move out of the center of the road, staring at you the whole time. After you pass, they move back to the center of the road and continue their conversation.

What the hell is up with that? Is it a cultural thing? Why do they have to have the conversation in the center of the damn road? I've seen this many times over four decades and several states, so it's not a one-off event.

Do people do this anywhere else?
 
2012-01-23 09:47:00 AM
Jack Black 62: They think you own them.

hahahaha
 
2012-01-23 09:48:16 AM
It was probably that guy from Death Proof.
 
2012-01-23 09:51:25 AM
special20: minus the little kid losing the lug nuts.

Precious lug nuts!

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-01-23 10:09:47 AM
Jack Black 62:

They think you own them something and they can do what ever they want to do. I never slow down. They always move out of the way.

The blacks also like to ride in the passing lane on the interstate going below the speed limit too. They do it for fun. It is a game to them.



It's not why they don't move out of the way. What are they doing there to begin with?

It's 110 degrees out, there's a shade tree ten yards away, and they're out there standing on the hot pavement in the sun passing the time of day. Again, what's up with that?
 
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