Sex on the beach just got nassty.
Of course, it could be NJ.

Nothing in the headline is a question.

i would of actually guessed my back yard. maybe i should do some yard work in the morning....

"It's really high pressure and a lot of stress because the seasonal people want the beach to be perfect, just like the picture they have in their mind," Moore said. "They don't want a weed or a piece of gum out there."

I mean, really? High stress you say?(rolls eyes) This guy is burned out, he needs a vacation on a beach somewhere..o wait

gravebayne2: i would of actually guessed my back yard. maybe i should do some yard work in the morning....

Or find a new place to hide the bodies.

I've seen some strange thing wash up on the beach, but cannot figure out how an engine block could be one.

I think someone was just trying to get head, fruit, and Fort Lauderdale in the same headline.

/beaches love biatches

*Ahem* Subby, can we have a word in private?

/Nothing trumps the tag.
//OK, rarely, something does.
///This is not one of those times.

I would assume trash and weird shiat washes up on every beach. More so if the beach is near a metropolitan area

Any dead whales on the beach?

Back in the 70s, they banded together hundreds of thousands of tires and dumped them offshore to make an "artificial reef". Surprise. Coral didn't like to grow on flexible, petroleum-based rubber. Now, the tires are coming loose, washing back and forth on the sea floor, and killing the reefs that are there. It's going to take millions to remove the tires and repair the damage. They were removing the tires using Navy divers, but they got interrupted by a couple of wars. Supposed to start hauling the tires up again in the spring.

\It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Pvt Joker: Any dead whales on the beach?

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Not yet, but if they find one they should just use explosives to get rid of the carcass.

Sure these weren't the mystery ingredients found in the basket for the next round of Chopped?

I once got kicked off Deerfield Beach 'cause the DEA was picking up a bunch of square grouper*, so I'm getting a kick out of this article.

/*'80s S FL slang for marijuana bales

Is Godzilla getting his shorelines mixed up again? tut tut.......

I visit Ft. Lauderdale most years (Silver Seas Resort, a real '60's type place, and I always envied those workers. Not quite so much anymore, but meh, it might beat being a warehouse rat, even if my job is cushy for a warehouse... love that beach...