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"Nowitzki will miss 4 games to improve conditioning." Because running up and down a basketball court for 48 minutes is no way to get in shape
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TheOther
2012-01-22 06:26:18 PM
I've been hoping that the Mavs would see the wisdom of Dirk having "a season ending injury" and getting into the lottery this year.
This is a promising start.
Friskya
2012-01-22 07:26:28 PM
ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.
ArkAngel
2012-01-22 08:16:51 PM
You try dragging Walt...
Friskya
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ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.
Damn
dahmers love zombie
2012-01-22 08:54:22 PM
ArkAngel
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You try dragging Walt...
Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.
Damn
YOU BOTH! OUT of my mind!
Mugato
2012-01-22 09:53:01 PM
I've been hearing that crap back when I was at UCLA.
Cheesus
2012-01-22 10:49:20 PM
But has he ever been in a cockpit before?
sgtbarthel
2012-01-22 10:51:59 PM
Does he like movies with gladiators?
Raddamant
2012-01-22 11:19:57 PM
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-22 11:44:42 PM
An NBA thread? sweet!
Suck it Knick fan! The Nuggets only play 7 guys during their 4th road game in 5 nights and still outlast the Knicks in double OT and go 4-0 on the trip.
Nuggets 12-5 this season, Knicks 6-10.
Face it Knick fan, Melo could be a 20-7-7 guy every game, but he wants to be a 35-0-0 guy. He's more concerned with being famous than being a baller.
Disturbing Porn Choreographer
2012-01-22 11:57:55 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!
:
An NBA thread? sweet!
Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread, altogether.
snake_beater
2012-01-23 12:04:43 AM
dahmers love zombie
:
ArkAngel: You try dragging Walt...
Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.
Damn
YOU BOTH! OUT of my mind!
Goddammit, you too?
/OMG HIVE MIND
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-23 12:06:17 AM
Ow! That was my feelings!
:
An NBA thread? sweet!
Suck it Knick fan! The Nuggets only play 7 guys during their 4th road game in 5 nights and still outlast the Knicks in double OT and go 4-0 on the trip.
Nuggets 12-5 this season, Knicks 6-10.
Face it Knick fan, Melo could be a 20-7-7 guy every game, but he wants to be a 35-0-0 guy. He's more concerned with being famous than being a baller.
Think how I am feeling in Portland watching Andre Miller in a Nugget uniform.
pizen
2012-01-23 12:10:23 AM
Disturbing Porn Choreographer
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Ow! That was my feelings!: An NBA thread? sweet!
Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread, altogether.
Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread.
buckeyebrain
2012-01-23 12:28:52 AM
Sheeit.
[Golly.]
The Smails Kid
2012-01-23 12:52:11 AM
pizen
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Disturbing Porn Choreographer: Ow! That was my feelings!: An NBA thread? sweet!
Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread, altogether.
Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread.
Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread.
VvonderJesus
2012-01-23 02:14:13 AM
snake_beater
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dahmers love zombie: ArkAngel: You try dragging Walt...
Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.
Damn
YOU BOTH! OUT of my mind!
Goddammit, you too?
/OMG HIVE MIND
Count me as another.
kiwannabee
2012-01-23 04:36:26 AM
Came for
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Roger Murdoch.
/satisfied
elguerodiablo
2012-01-23 07:11:58 AM
Ow! That was my feelings!
:
An NBA thread? sweet!
Suck it Knick fan! The Nuggets only play 7 guys during their 4th road game in 5 nights and still outlast the Knicks in double OT and go 4-0 on the trip.
Nuggets 12-5 this season, Knicks 6-10.
Face it Knick fan, Melo could be a 20-7-7 guy every game, but he wants to be a 35-0-0 guy. He's more concerned with being famous than being a baller.
That game was a shadenfruedegasm.
Suck it Melo.
SlothB77
2012-01-23 07:14:16 AM
I dont get it
lajotu
2012-01-23 08:15:50 AM
buckeyebrain
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Sheeit.
[Golly.]
Golly.
Hard to believe the Dirk of today is the same Dirk that got worked by Don Nelson and the Warriors back in '07.
That'd never happen today.
logggur
2012-01-23 08:31:32 AM
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
mcmnky
2012-01-23 09:15:59 AM
snake_beater
:
dahmers love zombie: ArkAngel: You try dragging Walt...
Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.
Damn
YOU BOTH! OUT of my mind!
Goddammit, you too?
/OMG HIVE MIND
Surely it's a sign we spend entirely too much time together.
cefm
2012-01-23 02:15:53 PM
Playing 40+ minutes in an NBA game has a destructive toll on the body, not a constructive one, subby.
So having him do controlled exercises/activities for a few days to strengthen his recovering body makes perfect sense, in a way that throwing him out there in a live game would not.
NorCalLos
2012-01-24 05:09:15 AM
These comments are obviously in reference to Airplane; but I don't quite get the connection.
On another note, this NBA season sucks donkey dorks as expected. The condensed season is even more of a slap in the face to fans than the lockout was. The players can barely run up and down the floor, let alone make baskets. Injuries are pervasive. I really think a team like OKC could win it all because 1) They're good; 2) They're theoretically young enough (especially their key players) to withstand the 4 games in 5 nights and back-to-back-to-backs--let alone the ridiculous travel schedules; and 3) They've been together long enough to not be affected as much by the lack of training camp/preseason/practice time.
Chicago's another team that could be in the finals.
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