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(Some Guy) Silly "Nowitzki will miss 4 games to improve conditioning." Because running up and down a basketball court for 48 minutes is no way to get in shape   (cnnsi.com) divider line 24
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2012-01-22 06:26:18 PM
I've been hoping that the Mavs would see the wisdom of Dirk having "a season ending injury" and getting into the lottery this year.

This is a promising start.
 
2012-01-22 07:26:28 PM
ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.
 
2012-01-22 08:16:51 PM
You try dragging Walt...

Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.

Damn
 
2012-01-22 08:54:22 PM
ArkAngel: You try dragging Walt...

Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.

Damn


YOU BOTH! OUT of my mind!
 
2012-01-22 09:53:01 PM
I've been hearing that crap back when I was at UCLA.
 
2012-01-22 10:49:20 PM
But has he ever been in a cockpit before?
 
2012-01-22 10:51:59 PM
Does he like movies with gladiators?
 
2012-01-22 11:19:57 PM
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2012-01-22 11:44:42 PM
An NBA thread? sweet!

Suck it Knick fan! The Nuggets only play 7 guys during their 4th road game in 5 nights and still outlast the Knicks in double OT and go 4-0 on the trip.

Nuggets 12-5 this season, Knicks 6-10.

Face it Knick fan, Melo could be a 20-7-7 guy every game, but he wants to be a 35-0-0 guy. He's more concerned with being famous than being a baller.
 
2012-01-22 11:57:55 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!: An NBA thread? sweet!

Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread, altogether.
 
2012-01-23 12:04:43 AM
dahmers love zombie: ArkAngel: You try dragging Walt...

Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.

Damn

YOU BOTH! OUT of my mind!


Goddammit, you too?

/OMG HIVE MIND
 
2012-01-23 12:06:17 AM
Ow! That was my feelings!: An NBA thread? sweet!

Suck it Knick fan! The Nuggets only play 7 guys during their 4th road game in 5 nights and still outlast the Knicks in double OT and go 4-0 on the trip.

Nuggets 12-5 this season, Knicks 6-10.

Face it Knick fan, Melo could be a 20-7-7 guy every game, but he wants to be a 35-0-0 guy. He's more concerned with being famous than being a baller.


Think how I am feeling in Portland watching Andre Miller in a Nugget uniform.
 
2012-01-23 12:10:23 AM
Disturbing Porn Choreographer: Ow! That was my feelings!: An NBA thread? sweet!

Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread, altogether.


Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread.
 
2012-01-23 12:28:52 AM
Sheeit.
[Golly.]
 
2012-01-23 12:52:11 AM
pizen: Disturbing Porn Choreographer: Ow! That was my feelings!: An NBA thread? sweet!

Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread, altogether.

Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread.


Sorry, it's an entirely different kind of thread.
 
2012-01-23 02:14:13 AM
snake_beater: dahmers love zombie: ArkAngel: You try dragging Walt...

Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.

Damn

YOU BOTH! OUT of my mind!

Goddammit, you too?

/OMG HIVE MIND


Count me as another.
 
2012-01-23 04:36:26 AM
Came for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Roger Murdoch.

/satisfied
 
2012-01-23 07:11:58 AM
Ow! That was my feelings!: An NBA thread? sweet!

Suck it Knick fan! The Nuggets only play 7 guys during their 4th road game in 5 nights and still outlast the Knicks in double OT and go 4-0 on the trip.

Nuggets 12-5 this season, Knicks 6-10.

Face it Knick fan, Melo could be a 20-7-7 guy every game, but he wants to be a 35-0-0 guy. He's more concerned with being famous than being a baller.


That game was a shadenfruedegasm.

Suck it Melo.
 
2012-01-23 07:14:16 AM
I dont get it
 
2012-01-23 08:15:50 AM
buckeyebrain: Sheeit.
[Golly.]


Golly.

Hard to believe the Dirk of today is the same Dirk that got worked by Don Nelson and the Warriors back in '07.

That'd never happen today.
 
2012-01-23 08:31:32 AM
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
 
2012-01-23 09:15:59 AM
snake_beater: dahmers love zombie: ArkAngel: You try dragging Walt...

Friskya: ESPECIALLY if you have to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court with you.

Damn

YOU BOTH! OUT of my mind!

Goddammit, you too?

/OMG HIVE MIND


Surely it's a sign we spend entirely too much time together.
 
2012-01-23 02:15:53 PM
Playing 40+ minutes in an NBA game has a destructive toll on the body, not a constructive one, subby.

So having him do controlled exercises/activities for a few days to strengthen his recovering body makes perfect sense, in a way that throwing him out there in a live game would not.
 
2012-01-24 05:09:15 AM
These comments are obviously in reference to Airplane; but I don't quite get the connection.

On another note, this NBA season sucks donkey dorks as expected. The condensed season is even more of a slap in the face to fans than the lockout was. The players can barely run up and down the floor, let alone make baskets. Injuries are pervasive. I really think a team like OKC could win it all because 1) They're good; 2) They're theoretically young enough (especially their key players) to withstand the 4 games in 5 nights and back-to-back-to-backs--let alone the ridiculous travel schedules; and 3) They've been together long enough to not be affected as much by the lack of training camp/preseason/practice time.

Chicago's another team that could be in the finals.
 
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