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It's kind of like the plot to "Footloose," just replace dancing with eating Big Macs
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willfullyobscure
2012-01-22 08:31:56 PM
RELIGION OF GREASE
Girion47
2012-01-22 08:37:40 PM
If the health nuts cared enough about their community they would have put a profitable restaurant in that vacant lot.
LeroyBourne
2012-01-22 08:37:58 PM
Money talks and bullshiat walks.
/we'll see
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-01-22 08:38:12 PM
"Along with being vegetarian, most Adventists shun tobacco, alcohol and fancy dress. They are quick to brag about being home to the healthiest, and longest-living, folks in the nation."
wow, a whole town of Ned Flanders?
okely dokely.
jaytkay
2012-01-22 08:39:08 PM
Upscale cities like Manhattan Beach, CA do not allow chain restaurants. Fundamentalists should be allowed the same rights, even if they are delusional assholes.
Espertron
2012-01-22 08:40:06 PM
Where's the obligatory fat Asian kid eating McDs pic?
/disappointed FARK. Disappointed.
Girion47
2012-01-22 08:40:24 PM
Also, this town can vote with their wallets. If McDonald's doesn't turn a profit there then it'll shut down and they won't have to worry about it being there.
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-22 08:40:28 PM
I have never heard of an "executive pastor" before.
TomD9938
2012-01-22 08:45:34 PM
FTA
the town already has a Carl's Jr. and Del Taco
This. Ends. Now.
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-22 08:47:43 PM
jaytkay
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Upscale cities like Manhattan Beach, CA do not allow chain restaurants. Fundamentalists should be allowed the same rights, even if they are delusional assholes.
You can always vote not to have something in your town.
Carmel, CA, has long had a policy of no neon lights and no artificial flowers on the main street, to preserve the picturesque charm of the town. If you don't want chain restaurants, that's your right, if everyone votes for it.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-22 08:48:41 PM
Can you megasize that for me?
/I sound fat.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-22 08:49:56 PM
hasty ambush
2012-01-22 08:55:59 PM
Forgot_my_password_again
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"Along with being vegetarian, most Adventists shun tobacco, alcohol and fancy dress. They are quick to brag about being home to the healthiest, and longest-living, folks in the nation."
wow, a whole town of Ned Flanders?
okely dokely.
Is a long life really worth living without bacon?
TheHappyCanadian
2012-01-22 08:56:29 PM
A noisy group of doctors at the city's landmark Loma Linda University Medical Center definitely isn't lovin' it."
HURR GET IT? BECASE MCDONALD'S SAYS IM LOVIN IT LOLOLOL I ARE XCELANT COLUMNISTE
ThatBillmanGuy
2012-01-22 08:57:30 PM
TomD9938
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FTA
the town already has a Carl's Jr. and Del Taco
This. Ends. Now.
Is.. is that John Lithgow in a wig?
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-22 08:57:59 PM
Espertron
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Where's the obligatory fat Asian kid eating McDs pic?
/disappointed FARK. Disappointed.
Pretty sure those kids are Georgian, if it's the pic I'm thinking of.
/the country, not the state
//the curlicue lettering on a background sign give it away.
One Bad Apple
2012-01-22 09:00:30 PM
ThatBillmanGuy
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TomD9938: FTA
the town already has a Carl's Jr. and Del Taco
This. Ends. Now.
Is.. is that John Lithgow in a wig?
and a dress and heels playing a transgendered ex NFL player IIRC
"World According To Garp"
Joshudan
2012-01-22 09:00:50 PM
With Mayor McCheese replacing Kevin Bacon...
Mmmmm, bacon
You know, a Big Mac with bacon would be great. And a large fries and a shake for dipping and a pair of apple pies and a coke....
What were we talking about again?
Niali
2012-01-22 09:02:05 PM
HURR GET IT? BECASE MCDONALD'S SAYS IM LOVIN IT LOLOLOL I ARE XCELANT COLUMNISTE
Why are you called the
Happy
Canadian?
As one of the doctors in TFA pointed out, it's not a health issue -- it's about the role of government. The important fact here is that the city doesn't have the right to do what its constituents are asking. You can vote to block fast food restaurants if you want, but you have to do it across the board. Del Taco and Carl's Jr. would have to be evicted, or else McDonald's can make a discrimination case and win.
NathanAllen
2012-01-22 09:03:52 PM
Adventists also don't dance, so its exactly like Footloose.
Of course Kellogg was an Adventist, so they are responsible for breakfast cereal, so its not like they're evil, just boring.
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-22 09:07:47 PM
Joshudan
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With Mayor McCheese replacing Kevin Bacon...
Mmmmm, bacon
You know, a Big Mac with bacon would be great. And a large fries and a shake for dipping and a pair of apple pies and a coke....
What were we talking about again?
Nevermind. Just go get something to eat.
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-22 09:09:24 PM
Also, replacing Lori Singer with this......
MrEricSir
2012-01-22 09:09:35 PM
Wonder if they'd be okay with an Indian McDonald's? Their menu offers quite a few veggie options.
imprimere
2012-01-22 09:10:50 PM
I don't care to get into a religious debate.
So, what the town should do is politely tell McDonald's that they don't want them. If McDonald's builds anyway, just don't go there and watch them pack back up. I think it would be absolutely hilarious if they had to bus in employees because no one would work there, then had to fold up shop and say, I guess you really didn't want us.
When will Americans learn to vote with their wallets?
John Buck 41
2012-01-22 09:13:48 PM
Forgot_my_password_again
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"Along with being vegetarian, most Adventists shun tobacco, alcohol and fancy dress.
Good thing McD's doesn't sell cigarettes, booze, or upscale attire.
Shove it, tight-assed prudes.
MrEricSir
2012-01-22 09:15:29 PM
NathanAllen
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Of course Kellogg was an Adventist, so they are responsible for breakfast cereal, so its not like they're evil, just boring.
Despite sounding a lot like Rick Santorum, Kellogg was really into
yogurt enemas.
LouisZepher
2012-01-22 09:16:49 PM
ThatBillmanGuy
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TomD9938: FTA
the town already has a Carl's Jr. and Del Taco
This. Ends. Now.
Is.. is that John Lithgow in a wig?
''He hoped it was a boy, because he didn't want to think nature could be that cruel to a girl.'' - Vimes on encountering Knobby Knobs as a kid in 'Night Watch' by Terry Pratchet.
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-22 09:17:43 PM
Even if this was not a law, which it is, I'm afraid I would have a lot of difficulty endorsing an enterprise which is as fraught with genuine peril as I believe this one to be. Besides the burgers and the fries which always seem to accompany such an event the thing that distresses me even more is the spiritual corruption that can be involved. These restaurants and this kind of food can be destructive, and, I'm afraid you're going to find most of the people in our community are gonna agree with me on this.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-22 09:23:55 PM
MrEricSir
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Despite sounding a lot like Rick Santorum, Kellogg was really into yogurt enemas.
jingks
2012-01-22 09:25:13 PM
Espertron
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Where's the obligatory fat Asian kid eating McDs pic?
Asian?
earthworm2.0
2012-01-22 09:25:36 PM
Lone Stranger
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Ill have this washed and sent to my bunk please
One Bad Apple
2012-01-22 09:29:52 PM
jingks
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Espertron: Where's the obligatory fat Asian kid eating McDs pic?
Asian?
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 410x308]
Check the writing on the window.
Russia is Asia
The Life Of Brian
2012-01-22 09:36:55 PM
Forgot_my_password_again
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"Along with being vegetarian, most Adventists shun tobacco, alcohol and fancy dress. They are quick to brag about being home to the healthiest, and longest-living, folks in the nation."
wow, a whole town of Ned Flanders?
okely dokely.
The Leftorium is over on St. Peter st... Just south of the Hammock District
LouisZepher
2012-01-22 09:40:55 PM
Lone Stranger
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MrEricSir: Despite sounding a lot like Rick Santorum, Kellogg was really into yogurt enemas.
Are you suggesting he liked penile colonics?
khyberkitsune
2012-01-22 10:01:50 PM
Footloose, but with eating Big Macs?
So, Buttloose?
buckler
2012-01-22 10:04:48 PM
For 81 years, the post office didn't deliver mail on Saturdays, the Adventist Sabbath, opting for Sunday instead. The postal service ended that policy last spring in a cost-cutting move, which faithful Adventists took as another slap at their traditions.
And since when is government, or a government agency, permitted to bow down to the desires of any particular religion? Look, ya dweebs...take care of your own traditions. That ain't the government's job. If McDonald's meets all the requirements to build there, let 'em build. You have the same rights as anyone else: you can protest, get petitions signed, vote on what you like or don't like, or simply don't eat or work there. But don't get all butthurt because the government isn't putting your particular traditions on a pedestal. Stupid Flanders.
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-01-22 10:06:33 PM
hasty ambush
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Is a long life really worth living without bacon?
that ain't liven man......that ain't liven
selfmedicating
2012-01-22 10:07:07 PM
"Let's eat!"
RembrandtQEinstein
2012-01-22 10:07:17 PM
Gyrfalcon
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If you don't want chain restaurants, that's your right, if everyone votes for it.
And if you don't want negros, jews, or homos, then by gum we should let the people decide who they want their neighbors to be. Why we should have a vote!
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-01-22 10:08:20 PM
Maybe they need to cover the McDonald's with a giant burqa so the fundies aren't tempted to go there.
buckler
2012-01-22 10:11:35 PM
I was once a "guest" at an Adventist hospital. Nice place, and the staff were great. It all went downhill when I got the room service menu; not a scrap of meat to be found. Once I was able to walk, I shuffled off down to the cafeteria, thinking things would get better. Nope. Kick-ass salad bar, which was about the only thing I could stomach. Anything that was intended to resemble real food (chili, tacos, pizza, burgers, etc.) was all tofu, TVP, seitan or vegetable patties. Made me ill all over again.
dletter
2012-01-22 10:16:28 PM
the town already has a Carl's Jr. and Del Taco.
So, the cherry has already really been popped... it isn't like they only have tofu joints in town.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-22 10:24:52 PM
so starting my chain of massage parlors there might not be the best bet?
i have no love for mcdonald's but i hope their lawyers ramp on these freaks. this community reads like something out of a sci-fi movie. a 1950's black & white, where the townsfolk are taken over by replicants.
as others said: they already have 2 other franchise names in the town. little late now to start blocking commerce.
felixecho
2012-01-22 10:31:55 PM
I gave up fast food after Christmas. Now McDonald's grosses me out. I think they put a chemical in their food that makes you crave it fortnightly.
I wouldn't eat a burger from them now. I would rather have one from home or a steakhouse.
Blech.
Great Janitor
2012-01-22 10:38:31 PM
Is this the town we see on the Hidden Valley commercials? I was wondering where we'd find a place were a carnival would find visitors happily eating nothing but veggies and no candy or junk food in existance. Those commercials always seemed to rub me a bit wrong.
casual disregard
2012-01-22 10:44:46 PM
Apparently they hate the free market in Loma Linda. Not surprising given the community.
urban.derelict
2012-01-22 10:44:47 PM
/mcdonalds trifecta in play
Archimedes' Principal
2012-01-22 10:48:50 PM
NathanAllen
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Adventists also don't dance, so its exactly like Footloose.
Of course Kellogg was an Adventist, so they are responsible for breakfast cereal, so its not like they're evil, just boring.
The cereal known as Ruskets and Rusket Flakes were produced by Loma Linda Foods.
/ Used to eat them many yarns ago.
// Yeah, they were boring.
Baz the Spaz
2012-01-22 10:57:34 PM
What about that whole "separation of church and state" thing?
The Life Of Brian
2012-01-22 11:03:31 PM
felixecho
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I gave up fast food after Christmas. Now McDonald's grosses me out. I think they put a chemical in their food that makes you crave it fortnightly.
I wouldn't eat a burger from them now. I would rather have one from home or a steakhouse.
Blech.
I agreee.. I gave up on them over a year ago and now cannot stand the taste..
BUT I still do some times get a craving for their Franken-Nuggets.. I don't know WHAT They put in those damn abominations but I love them!
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