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		What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE FARKIN' BOX? (news.yahoo.com)		80
		More: Obvious, Hollywood, Se7en, Etta James, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hervey Medellin

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timharrod		2012-01-22 04:57:36 PM

eas81		2012-01-22 04:59:42 PM

ManateeGag		2012-01-22 05:18:16 PM

Let's see what's in the box. (new windo)

Ed Finnerty		2012-01-22 05:20:27 PM

Mugato		2012-01-22 05:21:13 PM

Thanks a lot subby. I thought someone finally decapitated Gwynth Paltrow.

Benevolent Misanthrope		2012-01-22 05:23:50 PM

I bet you there's dick in that box.

ArkAngel		2012-01-22 06:31:26 PM

I heard it was his soul, that's why the band-aid is on the back of his neck

12349876		2012-01-22 07:20:22 PM

Only Geoff knows.

t0.gstatic.com

StrikitRich		2012-01-22 07:21:24 PM

12349876: Only Geoff knows.

[t0.gstatic.com image 300x168]

Damn you, 12349876, damn you!

/shakes meaty fist

bravian		2012-01-22 07:32:21 PM

What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

cretinbob		2012-01-22 07:36:13 PM

Jack?

Hector Remarkable		2012-01-22 07:37:41 PM

Just like the guy they're looking for, you're a real cut-up, subby.

sprag		2012-01-22 07:42:39 PM

Mr Tambourine Man!

Funzo		2012-01-22 07:45:40 PM

Pain.

fusillade762		2012-01-22 07:50:23 PM

My Google-fu is weak today, I can't for the life of me find that "O hai, I upgraded Gwyneth Paltrow's head" Lolcat.

*grumblegrumble*

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-01-22 07:50:36 PM

I just watched Moneyball yesterday. Pitt is an excellent actor.

I wouldn't believe it if you told me 10 years ago that I would say something like that except in jest.

Teen Wolf Blitzer		2012-01-22 07:52:06 PM

I'm pretty sure the correct answer is 40lbs of rape.

IntotheAbyss		2012-01-22 07:53:38 PM

timharrod:

Arrivederci frog.

RminusQ		2012-01-22 07:54:53 PM

It was a head... of lettuce.

JasonOfOrillia		2012-01-22 07:58:20 PM

Hervey Medellin. Medellin Cartel. Coincidence? I think NOT!

meat0918		2012-01-22 07:59:47 PM

Funzo: Pain.

images.wikia.com

Indeed

Dykhuis26		2012-01-22 08:07:06 PM

"Neighbors, too, have been questioned with regards to the case, including none other than Se7en star Brad Pitt:
The LAPD confirmed that his body guard was interviewed in their search for leads, along with dozens of other residents."

Author fails at reading comprehension.

StrikitRich		2012-01-22 08:12:36 PM

If you have to ask, you have a failure to communicate.

LeroyBourne		2012-01-22 08:14:17 PM

talk to these guys yet?

sinanju		2012-01-22 08:15:40 PM

12349876: Only Geoff knows.

[t0.gstatic.com image 300x168]

Came for this

AaronK		2012-01-22 08:28:25 PM

Surprise! Trail Head!

One Bad Apple		2012-01-22 08:28:25 PM

bravian: [movieactors.com image 266x115]

What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a farking t-shirt, at best.

Zombie DJ		2012-01-22 08:29:12 PM

fusillade762: My Google-fu is weak today, I can't for the life of me find that "O hai, I upgraded Gwyneth Paltrow's head" Lolcat.

*grumblegrumble*

You looked for a LOL cat picture?

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how farking crazy I really am!"?

whatshisname		2012-01-22 08:34:54 PM

Maybe someone could decapitate whoever put that article together?

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Nogrhi		2012-01-22 08:44:30 PM

The Ambiguity.

Gyrfalcon		2012-01-22 09:03:58 PM

They already pieced this puzzle together. They're picking up the last odds & ends this weekend. They should have it stitched together by Monday. Be ready for a head-to-toe summary first thing in the morning.

/all week, veal, etc.

AbiNormal		2012-01-22 09:20:04 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance		2012-01-22 09:21:10 PM

fusillade762		2012-01-22 09:23:26 PM

Zombie DJ: fusillade762: My Google-fu is weak today, I can't for the life of me find that "O hai, I upgraded Gwyneth Paltrow's head" Lolcat.

*grumblegrumble*

You looked for a LOL cat picture?

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how farking crazy I really am!"?

What, are Lolcats not cool anymore? Guess I'm behind the times, didn't get the memo.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-01-22 10:22:53 PM

saturn badger		2012-01-22 10:46:52 PM

Mugato: Thanks a lot subby. I thought someone finally decapitated Gwynth Paltrow.

That's the trouble with you, Barton. You don't listen.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-01-22 10:54:26 PM

Absolutely nothing, you so stupid!

/should of kept his red snapper

spoonflipper		2012-01-22 11:11:44 PM

Wow. The headline and the article itself say or imply that Brad Pitt was questioned and he totally wasn't. Well done.

Lord Dimwit		2012-01-22 11:27:47 PM

Nothing! Absolutely nothing!

/ stupid
// you so stupid

fusillade762		2012-01-23 12:01:51 AM

saturn badger: Mugato: Thanks a lot subby. I thought someone finally decapitated Gwynth Paltrow.

That's the trouble with you, Barton. You don't listen.

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!!

Raddamant		2012-01-23 12:03:16 AM

Passive Aggressive Larry		2012-01-23 12:10:26 AM

fusillade762: Zombie DJ: fusillade762: My Google-fu is weak today, I can't for the life of me find that "O hai, I upgraded Gwyneth Paltrow's head" Lolcat.

*grumblegrumble*

You looked for a LOL cat picture?

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how farking crazy I really am!"?

What, are Lolcats not cool anymore? Guess I'm behind the times, didn't get the memo.

So I'm guessing you didn't get the headline either.

skepticultist		2012-01-23 12:31:15 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I just watched Moneyball yesterday. Pitt is an excellent actor.

I wouldn't believe it if you told me 10 years ago that I would say something like that except in jest.

I knew in 1993. Not quite ten years ago, but close. It was when I saw True Romance. In a pretty wild and memorable movie, he managed to be the most memorable thing in it with just one real line.

"Don't condescend me, man. I'll farking kill you, man."

fusillade762		2012-01-23 01:07:51 AM

Passive Aggressive Larry: fusillade762: Zombie DJ: fusillade762: My Google-fu is weak today, I can't for the life of me find that "O hai, I upgraded Gwyneth Paltrow's head" Lolcat.

*grumblegrumble*

You looked for a LOL cat picture?

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how farking crazy I really am!"?

What, are Lolcats not cool anymore? Guess I'm behind the times, didn't get the memo.

So I'm guessing you didn't get the headline either.

So maybe you can explain it to me? I thought it was a reference to the end of the movie "Se7en", which is why I was looking for a Gwyneth Paltrow themed Lolcat pic. Am I mistaken?

moothemagiccow		2012-01-23 01:53:17 AM

Police have now revealed the victim's identity; might their questioning of area resident Brad Pitt led them to this major break in the case? Probably not, but it's fun to imagine it did.

Nice headline, you pathetic excuse for a journalist.

ryant123		2012-01-23 04:18:33 AM

Zombie DJ: When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how farking crazy I really am!"?

This is the line I always think of whenever I hear a Republican talk. It works best if you replace "insane" with "a moral criminal".

Ishkur		2012-01-23 05:51:12 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I just watched Moneyball yesterday. Pitt is an excellent actor.
I wouldn't believe it if you told me 10 years ago that I would say something like that except in jest.

He's certainly gotten better at his craft over the years. Like, if there was a Most Improved Academy Award, Brad Pitt would win it.

But he took on some seriously challenging roles early in his career, and he just wasn't polished enough to deliver them very well. Seven was one of those roles. It also didn't help that he was acting alongside Morgan Freeman, an acting god who made him look like a two-bit amateur.

However, I think it was these difficult performances that he stumbled through that made him better, because they constantly challenged him. He's never one to take an easy script. I think he really started hitting his stride after Fight Club. Before that he was just another pretty boy, the Rob Lowe of the 90s.

Mugato		2012-01-23 06:52:54 AM

Ishkur: But he took on some seriously challenging roles early in his career, and he just wasn't polished enough to deliver them very well. Seven was one of those roles. It also didn't help that he was acting alongside Morgan Freeman, an acting god who made him look like a two-bit amateur.

Then either that was intentional or it just worked out well because that's pretty much what the character was, a somewhat clueless rookie working with Morgan Freeman who was "just days away from retirement".

Crudbucket		2012-01-23 07:09:35 AM

ryant123: Zombie DJ: When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how farking crazy I really am!"?

This is the line I always think of whenever I hear Sacajawea ~~a Republican~~ talk. It works best if you replace "insane" with "Native American" ~~"a moral criminal"~~.

FTFY

Ishkur		2012-01-23 08:15:16 AM

Mugato: Then either that was intentional or it just worked out well because that's pretty much what the character was, a somewhat clueless rookie working with Morgan Freeman who was "just days away from retirement".

No, that wasn't it. He was seriously bad in some scenes. "farkin' Dante" in the library, for instance. But he was terrible -- highschool drama club level -- in that final scene. I don't know how many takes they gave him, but that couldn't have been the best one, and I don't know why they picked that one. "What's in the booooox?" like a whiny 7-year old. And then "Oh God.... oh.... oh God." With a scrunch on his face. It was Shatner levels of camp, which is fine if the source material calls for it, but not in a suspense-heavy piece like this one.

It was so out of place it was almost cartoonish. Like he was doing a parody of the scene.

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