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Joe Paterno dies in hospital, doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow
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9beers
2012-01-22 03:31:34 PM
That'll do mods, that'll do.
Sleeping Monkey
2012-01-22 03:41:11 PM
I was hoping to see this headline on Fark. It's definitely worthy.
Beemer
2012-01-22 03:46:05 PM
*clap*
disgustip8ed
2012-01-22 03:48:05 PM
Did the doctors do everything they could to save JoePa? Or did they do just enough to not be held culpable?
404 page not found
2012-01-22 03:49:05 PM
9beers
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LEAVE JOE PA ALONE!
turtleking
2012-01-22 03:55:49 PM
He's square with house. Keep your godamed hands off of him
404 page not found
2012-01-22 03:59:30 PM
turtleking
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He's square with house. Keep your godamed hands off of him
missinglinks14
2012-01-22 03:59:59 PM
ahh FARK.
Meatzilla
2012-01-22 04:06:19 PM
Doogled
2012-01-22 04:08:50 PM
Nice headline,
subby
.
great_tigers
2012-01-22 04:15:26 PM
Pray for the victims though.
RockChalkH1N1
2012-01-22 04:20:24 PM
See this is why I keep my mouth shut when I see child rape
RockChalkH1N1
2012-01-22 04:21:06 PM
great_tigers
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Pray for the victims though.
Because that works?
hillbillypharmacist
2012-01-22 04:24:21 PM
What got him, the cancer or the shame?
I hope it was the shame. I hear that hurts worse.
Cereal Fetish
2012-01-22 04:29:15 PM
great_tigers
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Pray for
the victims though
Omarion.
ftfy
s1ugg0
2012-01-22 04:30:07 PM
Isn't this a repeat? Better headline in this one.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-22 04:34:08 PM
s1ugg0
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Isn't this a repeat? Better headline in this one.
No, it's from The Onion.
Brother_Mouzone
2012-01-22 04:45:43 PM
I think "tells family tomorrow" works better.
star_topology
2012-01-22 05:05:04 PM
Daaaaaaamn
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-22 05:08:20 PM
Doogled
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Nice headline, subby.
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C'mon man. It's a nice headline, but let's not reward the effort of just copying and pasting it straight from The Onion.
great_tigers
2012-01-22 05:29:15 PM
RockChalkH1N1
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great_tigers: Pray for the victims though.
Because that works?
No, coverage after JoePa was fired showed him making emphatic pleas for the victims. Too bad he didn't do something earlier to make sure that it didn't happen again.
Jak Damage
2012-01-22 05:30:34 PM
So will we start hearing testimony from the other accused about how much more he was involved now as they try to throw him under the bus to save their own sorry asses? He knew and was involved enough - at least there was enough karma involved that he got exposed while still alive.... What a tarnished legacy you leave behind Jo Pa.....
varmitydog
2012-01-22 05:47:58 PM
Just like Bear Bryant. A few months after he quits coaching he up and dies.
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-22 05:56:03 PM
/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-22 06:26:09 PM
veedeevadeevoodee
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[marclombardi.files.wordpress.com image 465x355]
/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale
There are Sandusky victims on fark?
Benjimin_Dover
2012-01-22 06:56:05 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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veedeevadeevoodee: [marclombardi.files.wordpress.com image 465x355]
/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale
There are Sandusky victims on fark?
Pissed my pants on that one. I'd hit the funny button or whatever it is called but it doesn't seem to be available on mobile Fark.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-22 06:57:52 PM
Benjimin_Dover
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Bathia_Mapes: veedeevadeevoodee: [marclombardi.files.wordpress.com image 465x355]
/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale
There are Sandusky victims on fark?
Pissed my pants on that one. I'd hit the funny button or whatever it is called but it doesn't seem to be available on mobile Fark.
Yeah, the smart/funny buttons aren't available on mobile Fark, but I appreciate the compliment. :-D
scrotal_aroma
2012-01-22 07:14:11 PM
Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!
We all know this is more important then anything else!
Lith
2012-01-22 07:28:01 PM
scrotal_aroma
:
Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!
We all know this is more important then anything else!
You're an OJ fan too I'll bet, what's a double homicide when you can run with a football.
croesius
2012-01-22 07:50:41 PM
Where's coeyagi when we need him!
TheManofPA
2012-01-22 07:57:34 PM
Lith
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scrotal_aroma: Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!
We all know this is more important then anything else!
You're an OJ fan too I'll bet, what's a double homicide when you can run with a football.
Either Lith's sarcasm meter exploded or Lith just did a sarcastic post that was so sarcastic it blew all the meters
what_now
2012-01-22 08:00:52 PM
At the end of the day, if you ignore child rape for decades, your organization will be tarnished when the info come out, weather you be the Catholic church or a college athletic program.
Lith
2012-01-22 08:25:39 PM
TheManofPA
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Lith: scrotal_aroma: Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!
We all know this is more important then anything else!
You're an OJ fan too I'll bet, what's a double homicide when you can run with a football.
Either Lith's sarcasm meter exploded or Lith just did a sarcastic post that was so sarcastic it blew all the meters
Thanks for the benefit of the doubt. Sarcasm is often wasted in text.
Lifeless
2012-01-22 08:41:23 PM
RickyWilliams'sBong
2012-01-22 08:43:40 PM
scrotal_aroma
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Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!
We all know this is more important then anything else!
He didn't even do that. Every time Penn State goes up against an elite team, they get slaughtered. Hell, every time they go up against a really good team, they get slaughtered.
They haven't been a serious team in a quarter of a century, FFS. It's amazing to me that JoePa not only held onto his job all these years, but remained
loved
to such a creepy degree in Rapey Valley.
Radagast9
2012-01-22 08:56:01 PM
Lifeless
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Penn State was coached by Zombie Paterno for a season?
Mind of the North Star
2012-01-22 09:18:12 PM
RockChalkH1N1
2012-01-22 09:47:29 PM
great_tigers
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RockChalkH1N1: great_tigers: Pray for the victims though.
Because that works?
No, coverage after JoePa was fired showed him making emphatic pleas for the victims. Too bad he didn't do something earlier to make sure that it didn't happen again.
Yes, because making pleas for the victims would change so much
Krymson Tyde
2012-01-22 10:09:31 PM
varmitydog
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Just like Bear Bryant. A few months after he quits coaching he up and dies.
Coach Bryant liked his scotch and women, but I'm positive he wouldn't have let someone like Sandusky bring young boys around his program. Nor do I think he would have done the bare legal minimum if he learned of something similar happening on his watch.
You shouldn't sully his name by including him with Paterno, Joe forfeited that honor.
steamingpile
2012-01-22 10:36:06 PM
Krymson Tyde
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varmitydog: Just like Bear Bryant. A few months after he quits coaching he up and dies.
Coach Bryant liked his scotch and women, but I'm positive he wouldn't have let someone like Sandusky bring young boys around his program. Nor do I think he would have done the bare legal minimum if he learned of something similar happening on his watch.
You shouldn't sully his name by including him with Paterno, Joe forfeited that honor.
Yeah bear would have tied Sandusky out in a field to let him die slowly.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-23 12:01:50 AM
Brother_Mouzone
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I think "tells family tomorrow" works better.
me too.
Wadded Beef
2012-01-23 12:59:13 AM
Pretty slow thread compared to the last one. I guess most of the JoePAlogists are asleep by now.
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-23 03:38:30 AM
Wouldn't want to ruin their weekend.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-23 05:42:29 AM
Benjimin_Dover
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Bathia_Mapes: veedeevadeevoodee: [marclombardi.files.wordpress.com image 465x355]
/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale
There are Sandusky victims on fark?
Pissed my pants on that one. I'd hit the funny button or whatever it is called but it doesn't seem to be available on mobile Fark.
That is pretty funny. I didn't see the other thread but I'm sure it was epic.
I feel Paterno took responsibility because he knew he was dying and wanted to take the heat off everybody else.
LL316
2012-01-23 08:59:05 AM
Who's going to be the scapegoat when children are raped now?
GacysBasement
2012-01-23 10:06:10 AM
varmitydog
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Just like Bear Bryant. A few months after he quits coaching he up and dies.
yeah, and that he was 85 and had cancer might hve had a hand in it too
born_yesterday
2012-01-23 11:06:49 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
oryx
2012-01-23 11:17:40 AM
He probably died years ago and we're just finding out about it.
macadamnut
2012-01-23 11:22:07 AM
LL316
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Who's going to be the scapegoat when children are raped now?
You sound willing enough.
macadamnut
2012-01-23 11:35:46 AM
oryx
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He probably died years ago and we're just finding out about it.
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