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(The Onion) Amusing Joe Paterno dies in hospital, doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow   (theonion.com) divider line 55
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2012-01-22 03:31:34 PM
That'll do mods, that'll do.
 
2012-01-22 03:41:11 PM
I was hoping to see this headline on Fark. It's definitely worthy.
 
2012-01-22 03:46:05 PM
*clap*
 
2012-01-22 03:48:05 PM
Did the doctors do everything they could to save JoePa? Or did they do just enough to not be held culpable?
 
2012-01-22 03:49:05 PM
9beers:
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LEAVE JOE PA ALONE!
 
2012-01-22 03:55:49 PM
He's square with house. Keep your godamed hands off of him
 
2012-01-22 03:59:30 PM
turtleking: He's square with house. Keep your godamed hands off of him

reelists.com
 
2012-01-22 03:59:59 PM
ahh FARK.
 
2012-01-22 04:06:19 PM
i157.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-22 04:08:50 PM
Nice headline, subby.

i122.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-22 04:15:26 PM
Pray for the victims though.
 
2012-01-22 04:20:24 PM
See this is why I keep my mouth shut when I see child rape
 
2012-01-22 04:21:06 PM
great_tigers: Pray for the victims though.

Because that works?
 
2012-01-22 04:24:21 PM
What got him, the cancer or the shame?

I hope it was the shame. I hear that hurts worse.
 
2012-01-22 04:29:15 PM
great_tigers: Pray for the victims though Omarion.

ftfy
 
2012-01-22 04:30:07 PM
Isn't this a repeat? Better headline in this one.
 
2012-01-22 04:34:08 PM
s1ugg0: Isn't this a repeat? Better headline in this one.

No, it's from The Onion.
 
2012-01-22 04:45:43 PM
I think "tells family tomorrow" works better.
 
2012-01-22 05:05:04 PM
Daaaaaaamn
 
2012-01-22 05:08:20 PM
Doogled: Nice headline, subby.

[i122.photobucket.com image 100x100]


C'mon man. It's a nice headline, but let's not reward the effort of just copying and pasting it straight from The Onion.
 
2012-01-22 05:29:15 PM
RockChalkH1N1: great_tigers: Pray for the victims though.

Because that works?


No, coverage after JoePa was fired showed him making emphatic pleas for the victims. Too bad he didn't do something earlier to make sure that it didn't happen again.
 
2012-01-22 05:30:34 PM
So will we start hearing testimony from the other accused about how much more he was involved now as they try to throw him under the bus to save their own sorry asses? He knew and was involved enough - at least there was enough karma involved that he got exposed while still alive.... What a tarnished legacy you leave behind Jo Pa.....
 
2012-01-22 05:47:58 PM
Just like Bear Bryant. A few months after he quits coaching he up and dies.
 
2012-01-22 05:56:03 PM
marclombardi.files.wordpress.com

/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale
 
2012-01-22 06:26:09 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: [marclombardi.files.wordpress.com image 465x355]

/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale


There are Sandusky victims on fark?
 
2012-01-22 06:56:05 PM
Bathia_Mapes: veedeevadeevoodee: [marclombardi.files.wordpress.com image 465x355]

/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale

There are Sandusky victims on fark?


Pissed my pants on that one. I'd hit the funny button or whatever it is called but it doesn't seem to be available on mobile Fark.
 
2012-01-22 06:57:52 PM
Benjimin_Dover: Bathia_Mapes: veedeevadeevoodee: [marclombardi.files.wordpress.com image 465x355]

/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale

There are Sandusky victims on fark?

Pissed my pants on that one. I'd hit the funny button or whatever it is called but it doesn't seem to be available on mobile Fark.


Yeah, the smart/funny buttons aren't available on mobile Fark, but I appreciate the compliment. :-D
 
2012-01-22 07:14:11 PM
Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!

We all know this is more important then anything else!
 
2012-01-22 07:28:01 PM
scrotal_aroma: Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!

We all know this is more important then anything else!


You're an OJ fan too I'll bet, what's a double homicide when you can run with a football.
 
2012-01-22 07:50:41 PM
Where's coeyagi when we need him!
 
2012-01-22 07:57:34 PM
Lith: scrotal_aroma: Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!

We all know this is more important then anything else!

You're an OJ fan too I'll bet, what's a double homicide when you can run with a football.


Either Lith's sarcasm meter exploded or Lith just did a sarcastic post that was so sarcastic it blew all the meters
 
2012-01-22 08:00:52 PM
At the end of the day, if you ignore child rape for decades, your organization will be tarnished when the info come out, weather you be the Catholic church or a college athletic program.
 
2012-01-22 08:25:39 PM
TheManofPA: Lith: scrotal_aroma: Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!

We all know this is more important then anything else!

You're an OJ fan too I'll bet, what's a double homicide when you can run with a football.

Either Lith's sarcasm meter exploded or Lith just did a sarcastic post that was so sarcastic it blew all the meters


Thanks for the benefit of the doubt. Sarcasm is often wasted in text.
 
2012-01-22 08:41:23 PM
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2012-01-22 08:43:40 PM
scrotal_aroma: Who cares about what the man did OFF the field? He made teams into WINNERS!!!

We all know this is more important then anything else!


He didn't even do that. Every time Penn State goes up against an elite team, they get slaughtered. Hell, every time they go up against a really good team, they get slaughtered.

They haven't been a serious team in a quarter of a century, FFS. It's amazing to me that JoePa not only held onto his job all these years, but remained loved to such a creepy degree in Rapey Valley.
 
2012-01-22 08:56:01 PM
Lifeless: [a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 540x720]

Penn State was coached by Zombie Paterno for a season?
 
2012-01-22 09:18:12 PM
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2012-01-22 09:47:29 PM
great_tigers: RockChalkH1N1: great_tigers: Pray for the victims though.

Because that works?

No, coverage after JoePa was fired showed him making emphatic pleas for the victims. Too bad he didn't do something earlier to make sure that it didn't happen again.


Yes, because making pleas for the victims would change so much
 
2012-01-22 10:09:31 PM
varmitydog: Just like Bear Bryant. A few months after he quits coaching he up and dies.

Coach Bryant liked his scotch and women, but I'm positive he wouldn't have let someone like Sandusky bring young boys around his program. Nor do I think he would have done the bare legal minimum if he learned of something similar happening on his watch.
You shouldn't sully his name by including him with Paterno, Joe forfeited that honor.
 
2012-01-22 10:36:06 PM
Krymson Tyde: varmitydog: Just like Bear Bryant. A few months after he quits coaching he up and dies.

Coach Bryant liked his scotch and women, but I'm positive he wouldn't have let someone like Sandusky bring young boys around his program. Nor do I think he would have done the bare legal minimum if he learned of something similar happening on his watch.
You shouldn't sully his name by including him with Paterno, Joe forfeited that honor.


Yeah bear would have tied Sandusky out in a field to let him die slowly.
 
2012-01-23 12:01:50 AM
Brother_Mouzone: I think "tells family tomorrow" works better.

me too.
 
2012-01-23 12:59:13 AM
Pretty slow thread compared to the last one. I guess most of the JoePAlogists are asleep by now.
 
2012-01-23 03:38:30 AM
Wouldn't want to ruin their weekend.
 
2012-01-23 05:42:29 AM
Benjimin_Dover: Bathia_Mapes: veedeevadeevoodee: [marclombardi.files.wordpress.com image 465x355]

/ the butthurt in the other thread registered on the Richter scale

There are Sandusky victims on fark?

Pissed my pants on that one. I'd hit the funny button or whatever it is called but it doesn't seem to be available on mobile Fark.


That is pretty funny. I didn't see the other thread but I'm sure it was epic.
I feel Paterno took responsibility because he knew he was dying and wanted to take the heat off everybody else.
 
2012-01-23 08:59:05 AM
Who's going to be the scapegoat when children are raped now?
 
2012-01-23 10:06:10 AM
varmitydog: Just like Bear Bryant. A few months after he quits coaching he up and dies.

yeah, and that he was 85 and had cancer might hve had a hand in it too
 
2012-01-23 11:06:49 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2012-01-23 11:17:40 AM
He probably died years ago and we're just finding out about it.
 
2012-01-23 11:22:07 AM
LL316: Who's going to be the scapegoat when children are raped now?

You sound willing enough.
 
2012-01-23 11:35:46 AM
oryx: He probably died years ago and we're just finding out about it.

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