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2012-01-22 02:33:26 PM
How convenient (and impartial) that the AP reporter left out that the GOP would have a response to the State of the Union after the speech.
 
2012-01-22 02:45:43 PM
chiett: How convenient (and impartial) that the AP reporter left out that the GOP would have a response to the State of the Union after the speech.

LOL WUT?

How convenient that they didn't mention the sky getting dark after sunset either. Must be a conspiracy of the secret lamestream liberal drive by MSM media!
 
2012-01-22 02:53:46 PM
The GOP wrote their responce before Obama's speech was written. They are just going to say how much Obama sucks and not offer any substance or propose any policies.
 
2012-01-22 03:47:38 PM
This thread needs a 'Stupid' button.
 
2012-01-22 04:42:51 PM
chiett: How convenient (and impartial) that the AP reporter left out that the GOP would have a response to the State of the Union after the speech.

It's a CONSPIRACY to hide a well known fact that the opposition always gives a counter-State of the Union after the Presidents and nobody ever cares.
 
2012-01-22 05:19:58 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Republican Response

/hot
 
2012-01-22 05:25:30 PM
chiett: How convenient (and impartial) that the AP reporter left out that the GOP would have a response to the State of the Union after the speech.

What's this?!? The GOP is going to have a response to the State of the Union?!?

Does this happen often? My goodness! How horrible it is of the AP not to mention that!

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING AP?!? WHAT?

You think EVERYBODY knows that the opposing party ALWAYS offers a response and has done so for decades?!??
 
2012-01-22 05:31:37 PM
In a video released Saturday to millions of campaign supporters, Obama said he will concentrate on four areas designed to restore economic security for the long term: manufacturing, energy, education, job training and a "return to American values."

Oh I just cannot wait to hear what those "American values" are that we're returning to.
 
2012-01-22 05:32:15 PM
GaryPDX: Here's the cliff notes:

"Blah blah blah, green jobs.


Need those.

Blah blah blah, tax evil rich people.

And the nice ones too. Not just the evil ones. It's a money thing, and not an attitude thing.

Blah blah blah, roads and bridges.

You'd be happy if our infrastructure collapsed to levels that would cripple our commerce and security? Why do you even live in this country?

Blah blah blah, invest spend."

Well... yeah. Those things, unfortunately, cost money. That money, strangely enough, goes into the pockets of the people who do the work. I'm not sure what the English word is for such a person, but I think they call them "workers." And, I think the things these workers do are called... Help me out here. Are they called "jerbs?"

Damn... It's definitely a "J" word.
 
2012-01-22 05:56:25 PM
Vodka Zombie: GaryPDX: Here's the cliff notes:

"Blah blah blah, green jobs.

Need those.

Blah blah blah, tax evil rich people.

And the nice ones too. Not just the evil ones. It's a money thing, and not an attitude thing.

Blah blah blah, roads and bridges.

You'd be happy if our infrastructure collapsed to levels that would cripple our commerce and security? Why do you even live in this country?

Blah blah blah, invest spend."

Well... yeah. Those things, unfortunately, cost money. That money, strangely enough, goes into the pockets of the people who do the work. I'm not sure what the English word is for such a person, but I think they call them "workers." And, I think the things these workers do are called... Help me out here. Are they called "jerbs?"

Damn... It's definitely a "J" word.


Gary harbors a secret desire to live in Somalia.
 
2012-01-22 06:01:27 PM
cptjeff: Vodka Zombie: GaryPDX: Here's the cliff notes:

"Blah blah blah, green jobs.

Need those.

Blah blah blah, tax evil rich people.

And the nice ones too. Not just the evil ones. It's a money thing, and not an attitude thing.

Blah blah blah, roads and bridges.

You'd be happy if our infrastructure collapsed to levels that would cripple our commerce and security? Why do you even live in this country?

Blah blah blah, invest spend."

Well... yeah. Those things, unfortunately, cost money. That money, strangely enough, goes into the pockets of the people who do the work. I'm not sure what the English word is for such a person, but I think they call them "workers." And, I think the things these workers do are called... Help me out here. Are they called "jerbs?"

Damn... It's definitely a "J" word.

Gary harbors a secret desire to live in Somalia.


Myself and others share that desire. The assumption is that there isn't Internet access there.
 
2012-01-22 06:09:13 PM
mrshowrules: Gary harbors a secret desire to live in Somalia.

Myself and others share that desire. The assumption is that there isn't Internet access there.


Gary believes he can bootstrap his own internet without it ever connecting to some socialistic 'shared' system.
 
2012-01-22 06:10:52 PM
chiett: How convenient (and impartial) that the AP reporter left out that the GOP would have a response to the State of the Union after the speech.

Most people are smart enough that they don't need to be told that.
 
2012-01-22 06:12:21 PM
A populist platform? I'd believe Hillary or Biden more. But I'll hold out my pragmatist hopes, anyway.
 
2012-01-22 06:13:18 PM
Every State of the Union Address = BJ for Americans

Truth: 'The State of the Union is. 'We're F*cked'.
 
2012-01-22 06:15:43 PM
Does it involve eliminating Congress? Cause if it doesn't, ain't nothing going to get done.
 
2012-01-22 06:15:44 PM
Two years ago, during the State of the Union he said he'd work to double exports. How's that going? Pretty well (new window)

/We could use more wind like that subby
 
2012-01-22 06:20:19 PM
What language will the teleprompter use- English or Swahili?
 
2012-01-22 06:22:55 PM
It's blowing peace and freedom, it's blowing you and me...
 
2012-01-22 06:23:05 PM
Boxcutta: Does it involve eliminating Congress? Cause if it doesn't, ain't nothing going to get done.

Exactly. Republicans have shown us how far right they're willing to push the government even with a minority in congress. Nothing is getting done unless they want it done. And they want nothing good done.

/that is unless we can somehow get a Dem majority in the House and super majority in the Senate AND they somehow manage to all find spines at once and work together.
//it'll never happen
 
2012-01-22 06:25:42 PM
culebra: It's blowing peace and freedom, it's blowing you and me...

Thank you.
 
2012-01-22 06:29:22 PM
GaryPDX: Here's the cliff notes:

"Blah blah blah, green jobs. Blah blah blah, tax evil rich peopleGaryPDX. Blah blah blah, roads and bridges. Blah blah blah, invest spend."


FTFY. Don't worry, money-ectomies are relatively painless these days.
 
2012-01-22 06:30:10 PM
Agneska: What language will the teleprompter use- English or Swahili?

That made me laugh more than it should have.
 
2012-01-22 06:32:17 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-01-22 06:35:41 PM
chiett: How convenient (and impartial) that the AP reporter left out that the GOP would have a response, totally unrelated to the contents of the speech or reality, to the State of the Union address after the speech.

FTFY

/not looking forward to the Republican derp fest afterward.
 
2012-01-22 06:35:43 PM
ManateeGag: The GOP wrote their responce before Obama's speech was written. They are just going to say how much Obama sucks and not offer any substance or propose any policies.

Here's what smart people's reaction to the GOP counter-speech might look like:
i230.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-22 06:43:11 PM
chiett: How convenient (and impartial) that the AP reporter left out that the GOP would have a response to the State of the Union after the speech.

10/10

/I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
 
2012-01-22 06:43:46 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

What the Republican response might look like.
 
2012-01-22 06:44:03 PM
Mitch Daniels will also offer an economic blueprint for America in his response to the SOTU. My sources tell me it involves three pieces:

1) Tax cuts,
2) Tax cuts, and
3) Tax cuts.
 
2012-01-22 06:47:17 PM
Wage. Differential. Import. Duties.
 
2012-01-22 06:48:52 PM
Serious Black: Mitch Daniels will also offer an economic blueprint for America in his response to the SOTU. My sources tell me it involves three pieces:

1) Tax cuts,
2) Tax cuts, and
3) Tax cuts.


You forgot "ending job-killing regulation".
 
2012-01-22 06:49:15 PM
67.18.219.83
 
2012-01-22 06:50:26 PM
Another chance for Obama to lay a rhetorical smack down after months of partisan brinkmanship and parliamentarian games. His ability to speak, and his attitude in doing so, is much of the reason why I voted for him.
 
2012-01-22 06:51:48 PM
chiett: How convenient (and impartial) that the AP reporter left out that the GOP would have a response to the State of the Union after the speech.

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-01-22 06:54:39 PM
Will there be a kiss at the end of the rainbow?
 
2012-01-22 07:01:46 PM
GaryPDX: Vodka Zombie: Well... yeah. Those things, unfortunately, cost money. That money, strangely enough, goes into the pockets of the people who do the work. I'm not sure what the English word is for such a person, but I think they call them "workers." And, I think the things these workers do are called... Help me out here. Are they called "jerbs?"

Damn... It's definitely a "J" word.

You do know what they say about trying the same thing over and over and each time expecting a different result? Right?


That quote is enraging because it isn't the definition of insanity at all.
 
2012-01-22 07:02:00 PM
There's always something cooking at Ol' Joe Biden's Place.
 
2012-01-22 07:03:15 PM
Dwight_Yeast: Serious Black: Mitch Daniels will also offer an economic blueprint for America in his response to the SOTU. My sources tell me it involves three pieces:

1) Tax cuts,
2) Tax cuts, and
3) Tax cuts.

You forgot "ending job-killing regulation".


And "Right to work" (for less)
 
2012-01-22 07:04:36 PM
No mention of domestic terrorists like the tea party?

Can see Republicans really losing their shiat when polling shows Newt winning in one demographic: fat white old men.

Freepers already support other countries before ours:

Re: Isreal warning 12 hours before attack

I focused on the "up to 12 hours". What that should have told Zero's administration is that at best they will get the 12 hour notice. In other words, they were diplomatically told they were not on the early warning list. Zero is "up to". Kick his Kenyan arsche BiBi!
 
2012-01-22 07:05:25 PM
www.nrcc.org
 
2012-01-22 07:05:33 PM
GaryPDX: cptjeff: Gary harbors a secret desire to live in Somalia.

Ya know, that "somalia" retort is so completely lame. Right!!! Our only choices are the extremes. Yea..chubetcha.


Why are you still posting here? You claim to be a conservative, but, in reality, you are as liberal as any of the fools on this forum. Did you read The Obama Death Camps: Obama's Secret Plan For Death Camps like I told you to do nine months ago? Did you? No? Then what are you still doing here? You clearly have no capacity to demonstrate the slighest understanding of what it means to be a conservative, and yet, you continue to claim that you do! The unmitigated gall of these pseudoservatives to subjugate the one correct worldview! How dare you! I have reported you to Drew Curtis for multiple forms of manslaughter, and have sourced all of the conservative talking points you inadvertently murdered throughout your previous posts. Stop it! Stop it, dammit! You are hurting this country and the party!
 
2012-01-22 07:05:39 PM
GaryPDX: cptjeff: Gary harbors a secret desire to live in Somalia.

Ya know, that "somalia" retort is so completely lame. Right!!! Our only choices are the extremes. Yea..chubetcha.


Considering how often liberals on fark are accused of wanting to turn America into Soviet Russia, Communist China, Nazi Germany, or Europe, you will get absolutely no sympathy for that complaint.
 
2012-01-22 07:07:07 PM
www.cristyli.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-22 07:07:34 PM
I think the republican response will be copypasta from the comments on TFA. The stupid leaves me speechless
 
2012-01-22 07:07:43 PM
Sabyen91: That quote is enraging because it isn't the definition of insanity at all.

It's AA's definition of insanity. I'll leave that statement to stand on its own.
 
2012-01-22 07:09:02 PM
Oh, great, looks like printboy dug up an old alt.
 
2012-01-22 07:09:59 PM
TFerWannaBe: Considering how often liberals on fark are accused of wanting to turn America into Soviet Russia, Communist China, Nazi Germany, or Europe, you will get absolutely no sympathy for that complaint.

Speaking as a Fark liberal, I'd be very happy if America turned into Western Europe.

It would be a hell of a lot better than turning into Somalia.
 
2012-01-22 07:11:35 PM
Dwight_Yeast: Sabyen91: That quote is enraging because it isn't the definition of insanity at all.

It's AA's definition of insanity. I'll leave that statement to stand on its own.


Yes, and the cure is more God.
 
2012-01-22 07:11:50 PM
libertyworks.com


http://libertyworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Oct-Obama-Vs-Bush- P rivate1.gif
 
2012-01-22 07:12:35 PM
Dwight_Yeast: TFerWannaBe: Considering how often liberals on fark are accused of wanting to turn America into Soviet Russia, Communist China, Nazi Germany, or Europe, you will get absolutely no sympathy for that complaint.

Speaking as a Fark liberal, I'd be very happy if America turned into Western Europe.

It would be a hell of a lot better than turning into Somalia.


Maybe so, but the accusation is *never* made with the more successful countries in mind.
 
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