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dahmers love zombie
2012-01-22 03:33:22 PM
By raising awareness and fighting to preserve access to comprehensive reproductive health care, we can ensure that abortions are safe, legal, and above all,
rare
.
You know the only people in the country who are NOT working towards the last word in that sentence? The anti-abortion crowd. For their position to carry any weight, there have to be LOTS of abortions. If there aren't many, it becomes a "who cares" sort of thing. Their position on birth control makes much more sense in that light.
Indubitably
2012-01-22 03:39:52 PM
And is dumbassery, no?
Agreed, Dr. Zombie.
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-22 03:41:22 PM
182
2012-01-22 03:42:56 PM
i'm more into uterus destruction, myself.
boobsrgood
2012-01-22 03:43:45 PM
You are a baby factory, sweetheart. Find your soulmate by age 16 or you are going to hell. Squeeze out a few pups for your country, we'll throw them into some trumped-up overseas combat. Don't argue with your government.
Tymast
2012-01-22 03:43:46 PM
but.... while the bible really doesn't say much about abortion, it does more or less imply that women are nothing but property, so not exactly the most thought out argument against the pro life crowd.
Teknowaffle
2012-01-22 03:44:04 PM
Cool, you pop out the baby, I won't pay for it if I didn't have any say.
Thisbymaster
2012-01-22 03:44:08 PM
The idea with this is that uterus is like a rental property and the baby like a renter. The renter has no rights and can be evicted at anytime without due process.
I May Be Crazy But...
2012-01-22 03:45:07 PM
Thisbymaster
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The idea with this is that uterus is like a rental property and the baby like a renter. The renter has no rights and can be evicted at anytime without due process.
I've had overbearing landlords before, but that's something else entirely!
jso2897
2012-01-22 03:45:51 PM
Sounds rational. Good luck with that.
Rich Cream
2012-01-22 03:46:57 PM
Look, it's like this. I imagine if I were a woman I would have a little more respect for myself and not allow a life within me to be snuffed out so since you are doing wrong it is my duty and obligation to save your soul.
Hagenhatesyouall
2012-01-22 03:47:59 PM
Teknowaffle
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Cool, you pop out the baby, I won't pay for it if I didn't have any say.
Never had a problem with abortion, and never will.
I DO have a problem with expecting somebody else to pay for kids that don't belong to them. Fark that.
You birth em' you pay for em'.
divx88
2012-01-22 03:48:48 PM
Thisbymaster
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The idea with this is that uterus is like a rental property and the baby like a renter. The renter has no rights and can be evicted at anytime without due process.
Damn squatters.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-22 03:50:10 PM
I don't allow other life forms to live in my body and take my nutrients (except for those bacteria who are necessary for my survival). If I had a tapeworm, I'd kick that out, too.
theorellior
2012-01-22 03:51:01 PM
I'm popping some kettle corn for this thread, anybody need some Junior Mints or M&Ms?
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-22 03:51:26 PM
The MEN supposedly want to please the imaginary sky fairy by being "compassionate" and doing what strokes his ego to get their ticket stamped for "heaven"
But in reality
They want to Indulge their inner power-hungry cave man by passing and enforcing laws to keep those uppity women in their place.
One thing you'll notice. All those anti-abortion types care not one whit about those "po' l'i'l unborn bay-beez" once they have been born, since they tend not to be in favor of any sort of social welfare safety net, and you'll find the majority are rabid supporters of war and the death penalty.
In other words, thoroughly nasty retrograde individuals, Fark 'em and their primitive brains.
CitizensUnited
2012-01-22 03:51:57 PM
The point is we're talking about the person who has the misfortune of inhabiting that uterus, not the uterus itself. However, if you consider the kind of woman who would consider abortion as an acceptable form of birth control, it's probably in the best interest of both the child and the mother. Poor kid would have come into the world with 2 strikes against it.
but I know, this is just an example of men "picking on" women, playing into their persecution/paranoia complex.
it's OK girl, we know everyone's out to get you and put you back in the kitchen, and force you to marry the prince against your will.
blah, blah, blah.
vudukungfu
2012-01-22 03:52:59 PM
rosaries v.s ovaries
fight!
theorellior
2012-01-22 03:53:13 PM
CitizensUnited
:
The point is we're talking about the person who has the misfortune of inhabiting that uterus, not the uterus itself.
A blastocyct is not a person. Thank you for playing.
Rincewind53
2012-01-22 03:54:29 PM
CitizensUnited
:
The point is we're talking about the person who has the misfortune of inhabiting that uterus, not the uterus itself. However, if you consider the kind of woman who would consider abortion as an acceptable form of birth control, it's probably in the best interest of both the child and the mother. Poor kid would have come into the world with 2 strikes against it.
but I know, this is just an example of men "picking on" women, playing into their persecution/paranoia complex.
it's OK girl, we know everyone's out to get you and put you back in the kitchen, and force you to marry the prince against your will.
blah, blah, blah.
3/10. It would work better if you hadn't chosen that user name.
I May Be Crazy But...
2012-01-22 03:56:04 PM
CitizensUnited
:
The point is we're talking about the person who has the misfortune of inhabiting that uterus, not the uterus itself. However, if you consider the kind of woman who would consider abortion as an acceptable form of birth control, it's probably in the best interest of both the child and the mother. Poor kid would have come into the world with 2 strikes against it.
but I know, this is just an example of men "picking on" women, playing into their persecution/paranoia complex.
it's OK girl, we know everyone's out to get you and put you back in the kitchen, and force you to marry the prince against your will.
blah, blah, blah.
That's not what they're talking about at all. It's a potential person. Until it can hold a coherent conversation with me, it's not a person. So 12 or so minimum, never for some people.
FloydA
2012-01-22 03:58:00 PM
I'm of the opinion that medical decisions that affect me should be between me and my physician. The government and the church should not have any say in the matter.
But for those who feel morally obligated to prevent abortions, I encourage you to support providing free condoms, birth control pills and other technology that prevents fertilization. Give out free condoms to every teenage boy and free pills, IUDs or other methods to every teenage girl. That would do more to prevent abortion than all of your bumper stickers, protests, bombings and murders combined.
FloydA
2012-01-22 04:00:13 PM
CitizensUnited
:
blah, blah, blah.
New account, trollish content, troll-tastic user name. You made it too easy.
For your next fake account, try being funny.
[PLONK]
KrispyKritter
2012-01-22 04:00:18 PM
don't understand how or why va jay jay was ever considered fair grounds for some religion or government to claim ruling authority over.
abortion. prostitution. cosmetic piercings. whatever. that is personal stuff, that is someones body. takes balls deluxe to think you can tell someone else what they may or may not do with their cooch, or to declare such action legal or illegal. bullshiat.
the proper thing to do is round up those with major objections, those that want to lord and reign over women's vaginas, and kill them. then there will be no more complaints.
those in suits and robes only have the power and authority we allow them to have. 'they' need to be reminded, in a most spectacular way.
/power to teh pussy
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-22 04:01:59 PM
"Whore!"
theorellior
2012-01-22 04:03:08 PM
KrispyKritter
:
don't understand how or why va jay jay was ever considered fair grounds for some religion or government to claim ruling authority over.
Sex = joy. Control the joy, control the population.
Sex = offspring. Control the offspring, control the future.
doglover
2012-01-22 04:03:39 PM
KrispyKritter
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don't understand how or why va jay jay was ever considered fair grounds for some religion or government to claim ruling authority over.
abortion. prostitution. cosmetic piercings. whatever. that is personal stuff, that is someones body. takes balls deluxe to think you can tell someone else what they may or may not do with their cooch, or to declare such action legal or illegal. bullshiat.
the proper thing to do is round up those with major objections, those that want to lord and reign over women's vaginas, and kill them. then there will be no more complaints.
those in suits and robes only have the power and authority we allow them to have. 'they' need to be reminded, in a most spectacular way.
/power to teh pussy
Gulper Eel
2012-01-22 04:04:09 PM
The choice belongs to the woman and her doctor and that's it. I'm cool with that. (Full-spectrum sex ed? Bring it.)
But having said that the choice is nobody else's business, do not then pirouette and demand that the procedure be paid for by the selfsame people you just told to fark off, and do not be shocked and offended that government money comes with government strings attached.
Melvin Lovecraft
2012-01-22 04:04:58 PM
Wow. A level-headed politician making total sense about an issue that shouldn't really be an issue. If I may borrow another Farker's idiom (don't remember who it was, but it was funny), it's as clear as beer piss that abortion should be readily available. That's not to say it should be used as birth control, but if you think it through, it's a good thing, because women who WOULD use it as such shouldn't be parents. Or, another way, I pity the child that is FORCED to be born to a parent who doesn't want it.
/Good on you, Diana DeGette
jadedlee
2012-01-22 04:07:09 PM
FloydA
:
Give out free condoms to every teenage boy and free pills, IUDs or other methods to every teenage girl. That would do more to prevent abortion than all of your bumper stickers, protests, bombings and murders combined.
A lot of these people think that the pill causes abortions, since fertilized but not implanted eggs are people too.
s2s2s2
2012-01-22 04:07:21 PM
A: Cause biches say so.
/Biches love saying so.
jetzzfan
2012-01-22 04:08:01 PM
It's called uter
us
, not uter
u
!
pisceandreamer
2012-01-22 04:08:21 PM
I am rapidly approaching the age where being pregnant is not safe or healthy for me. Therefore, short of spending the rest of my life celibate, which is not acceptable, I need access to safe and reliable birth control, and if that birth control fails, access to safe methods to terminate the pregnancy.
The current crop of GOP candidates would love to make sure I have none of those options.
I simply cannot fathom how any of them think that it is ANY of their business that I choose to continue to have a healthy and enjoyable sex life while taking appropriate measures to avoid an ill-advised pregnancy.
i_got_no_strings
2012-01-22 04:10:42 PM
I think that at the philosophical root, abortion is a dicey subject, just because it's so very difficult to draw the line between pre-human and human. Because of that, I'd like to see abortion minimized as much as possible. The easiest and most humanitarian method of doing so is by providing comprehensive sex education and birth control. I don't know a single woman who would actually prefer getting an abortion to not getting pregnant in the first place.
It is very disappointing to me that the 'pro-life' contingent in this country is also anti-birth-control. I know it's rooted in a very fundamentalist type of religion, but it just runs contrary to all logic. According to people like Rick Santorum, a woman like me, a mom who has an IUD because I'm not ready for another child, is a baby-murderer as much as someone who commits infanticide, and that is an irrational, indefensible stance.
garthgarth
2012-01-22 04:12:43 PM
How much should you tip your abortion provider? 20%?
Indubitably
2012-01-22 04:13:47 PM
i_got_no_strings
:
I think that at the philosophical root, abortion is a dicey subject, just because it's so very difficult to draw the line between pre-human and human. Because of that, I'd like to see abortion minimized as much as possible. The easiest and most humanitarian method of doing so is by providing comprehensive sex education and birth control. I don't know a single woman who would actually prefer getting an abortion to not getting pregnant in the first place.
It is very disappointing to me that the 'pro-life' contingent in this country is also anti-birth-control. I know it's rooted in a very fundamentalist type of religion, but it just runs contrary to all logic. According to people like Rick Santorum, a woman like me, a mom who has an IUD because I'm not ready for another child, is a baby-murderer as much as someone who commits infanticide, and that is an irrational, indefensible stance.
Look, consciousness is a recyclable material.
Get over yerselves, please.
I have.
Dark energy and matter is mind, mark my words...
;)
Oznog
2012-01-22 04:14:49 PM
We should direct federal research dollars into making an ARTIFICIAL uterus, paid for by socialized medicine dollars.
No abortions! We just TRANSFER the fetus into a government artificial-womb farm, where the soul can be properly cared for.
Also, we'll give them Stormtrooper armor as they grow up. That'll be SO cool! So they'll be, you know, productive citizens.
FloydA
2012-01-22 04:19:41 PM
jadedlee
:
FloydA: Give out free condoms to every teenage boy and free pills, IUDs or other methods to every teenage girl. That would do more to prevent abortion than all of your bumper stickers, protests, bombings and murders combined.
A lot of these people think that the pill causes abortions, since fertilized but not implanted eggs are people too.
Then I recommend they read up on how the pill actually works. Most birth control pills release enough estrogen and progesterone to prevent ovulation, so there is no egg to be fertilized.
I can sort of understand the reasoning behind the opposition to terminating a fetus that is already developed. (I still think it's nobody's business other than the woman and her doctor, but I can at least comprehend the emotions behind it.)
I cannot comprehend the concept that people who don't want offspring should be forced to have them anyway. If I really wanted to prevent abortion, I would want to make contraceptives free. I might even consider paying people to use them.
I
ElVee
2012-01-22 04:22:30 PM
Can I get a masters in Uterine Management?
suburbanguy
2012-01-22 04:23:38 PM
theorellior
:
I'm popping some kettle corn for this thread, anybody need some Junior Mints or M&Ms?
Gummy bears and buttered popcorn, please.
As a PP member, I'm really getting a kick, etc.
Rich Cream
2012-01-22 04:26:18 PM
doglover
:
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lol
Guidette Frankentits
2012-01-22 04:27:21 PM
When I'm rich I will adopt 10s of 1000s of children and teach them the importance of the right to choose.
Take that Duggars
ashinmytomatoes
2012-01-22 04:28:06 PM
I'm glad I can't have kids and I would definitely vote for the congresswoman in tfa. It is up to the woman to decide.
Guidette Frankentits
2012-01-22 04:28:09 PM
ElVee
:
Can I get a masters in Uterine Management?
Yes, and you can also get a Uterine Fine-Industrial Arts degree too.
genner
2012-01-22 04:33:05 PM
theorellior
:
CitizensUnited: The point is we're talking about the person who has the misfortune of inhabiting that uterus, not the uterus itself.
A blastocyct is not a person. Thank you for playing.
Yes it is.
..........and this is pretty much the whole controversy which is why it will never end.
jadedlee
2012-01-22 04:34:00 PM
FloydA
:
jadedlee: FloydA: Give out free condoms to every teenage boy and free pills, IUDs or other methods to every teenage girl. That would do more to prevent abortion than all of your bumper stickers, protests, bombings and murders combined.
A lot of these people think that the pill causes abortions, since fertilized but not implanted eggs are people too.
Then I recommend they read up on how the pill actually works. Most birth control pills release enough estrogen and progesterone to prevent ovulation, so there is no egg to be fertilized.
I can sort of understand the reasoning behind the opposition to terminating a fetus that is already developed. (I still think it's nobody's business other than the woman and her doctor, but I can at least comprehend the emotions behind it.)
I cannot comprehend the concept that people who don't want offspring should be forced to have them anyway. If I really wanted to prevent abortion, I would want to make contraceptives free. I might even consider paying people to use them.
I
It's not the primary mechanism but there is evidence the pill does prevent implantation as a secondary mechanism. Yaz even carries that somewhere in their 800 page label. It's also present with IUDs and EC. It seems logical - they all have very high effective rates when used as directed and it's unlikely that would be true if there weren't inherent secondary protections.
Someday I hope we do have free contraception of all kinds. For now, confirming the
no co-pay
rule is a good start.
NotARocketScientist
2012-01-22 04:42:09 PM
Cool, you pop out the baby, I won't pay for it if I didn't have any say.
If you have sex and a pregnancy results, you should have the option of paying for 1/2 the abortion costs, or paying for 1/2 of the birth and medical costs. If you chose to pay for 1/2 the abortion costs and she decides to have it anyway, you pay the amount you agreed to and walk away - with no rights to the child at all. No support payment and no visitation.
Look,
it's
I rationalize subjugating women
like this. I imagine if I were a woman I would have a little more respect for myself and not allow a life within me to be snuffed out so since you are doing wrong it is my duty and obligation to save your soul.
FTFY
The point is we're talking about the person who has the misfortune of inhabiting that uterus, not the uterus itself.
My definition of a person requires a functioning brain (necessary but not sufficient condition). Thus until the brain forms and is hooked up, it is not a person.
I also recognize that not everyone uses my definition and they have a right to make decisions based on their own definition. They do NOT have a right to make decisions for someone else based on their definition.
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-22 04:42:28 PM
ElVee
:
Can I get a masters in Uterine Management?
ouch, that's an expensive degree. good luck with that student loan burden.
Indubitably
2012-01-22 04:42:43 PM
Wait,
You need to pass a test to reproduce now.
That is all.
P.S. I'm working on that test right now. ;)
Braindeath
2012-01-22 04:44:16 PM
There shouldn't be a continued discussion. Abortion is and should remain legal to anyone who needs/wants it.
Birth Control should be freely available, encouraged, and paid for by the government.
People who are not mature enough to deal with the idea that people have sex should be excluded from conversations about these issues.
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