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(Cracked) Amusing Historic Sex Scandals that put Bill Clinton to shame   (cracked.com) divider line 43
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2012-01-22 12:43:31 PM
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If he hasn't felt shame yet, he never will.
 
2012-01-22 12:52:33 PM
You can't put Bill Clinton/Newt Gingrich/Jon Edwards/Larry Craig/Anthony Weiner/Mark Foley, etc etc (i.e, all politicians) to shame.
 
2012-01-22 01:05:13 PM
They're only scandals because America's illogical puritan streak causes people's loins to quiver every time they hear something naughty.
 
2012-01-22 02:59:43 PM
From

marilynmonroequotesz.com

To

upload.wikimedia.org

In just 30 years.
 
2012-01-22 03:02:05 PM
Ugh.

Who gives a shiat?

Catholics? Hah?

Jews? Hah!

Muslims? Hah!

Christians? Hah!

Mormons? Hah?

Hindus? Hah!

Cavers? Hah?

Fundie anybody? Hah!

Haters? Hah!

;)

P.S. I don't give a twat's ass.
 
2012-01-22 03:03:22 PM
Gay Nazi entrapment spies....Fark from the 1940s....gives Pearl Harbour a whole new meaning.....
 
2012-01-22 03:03:56 PM
Me and Jenny C. from across the street? Man, the neighborhood NEVER stopped talking about that.
 
2012-01-22 03:04:28 PM
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2012-01-22 03:05:59 PM
MAX FARKING MOSLEY

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THAT IS ALL
 
2012-01-22 03:06:06 PM
those examples are schoolboys compared to many Popes that reigned over the Roman Catholic Church. you can't make this stuff up.
 
2012-01-22 03:07:26 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: They're only scandals because America's illogical puritan streak causes people's loins to quiver every time they hear something naughty.

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I don't know... I think Puritan is kinda sexy myself.
 
2012-01-22 03:07:53 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: They're only scandals because America's illogical puritan streak causes people's loins to quiver every time they hear something naughty.

Agreed. They should just give everyone cigars, the tobacco is so calming.
 
2012-01-22 03:08:14 PM
grumpytroll: Gay Nazi entrapment spies....Fark from the 1940s....gives Pearl Harbour a whole new meaning.....

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Tonight at 9!!!
 
2012-01-22 03:12:14 PM
LeroyBourne: grumpytroll: Gay Nazi entrapment spies....Fark from the 1940s....gives Pearl Harbour a whole new meaning.....

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Tonight at 9!!!


That should be Tonight at ...nein, nein, jaaaaaaaa........
 
2012-01-22 03:12:30 PM
grumpytroll: Gay Nazi entrapment spies....Fark from the 1940s....gives Pearl Harbour a whole new meaning.....

Back under your bridge, grumpytroll.

You brits are hilariously off sometimes, you know?

I loove you all...

;)
 
2012-01-22 03:17:53 PM
Indubitably: grumpytroll: Gay Nazi entrapment spies....Fark from the 1940s....gives Pearl Harbour a whole new meaning.....

Back under your bridge, grumpytroll.

You brits are hilariously off sometimes, you know?

I loove you all...

;)


oh come on, if I was trolling, I would have said: dod they go down with the Missouri (Too soon?)....
 
2012-01-22 03:26:16 PM
grumpytroll: Indubitably: grumpytroll: Gay Nazi entrapment spies....Fark from the 1940s....gives Pearl Harbour a whole new meaning.....

Back under your bridge, grumpytroll.

You brits are hilariously off sometimes, you know?

I loove you all...

;)

oh come on, if I was trolling, I would have said: dod they go down with the Missouri (Too soon?)....


ouchies.
 
2012-01-22 03:50:54 PM
King Edward II of England (Longshank's son, hammer of William Wallace) took a gay lover, Piers Gaveston and moved to France. Two rebellions later, Gaveston was exiled and Hugh Despenser took his place.
Despenser was killed by having his genitals hacked off and placed into his mouth, Eddy ran away to Wales. He was captured and placed in Berkley Castle where he was killed by having a red hot poker inserted into his rectum.

The British smile at American sex scandals.
 
2012-01-22 03:51:17 PM
i.imgur.com Unimpressed.
 
2012-01-22 03:54:12 PM
lunkhed: King Edward II of England (Longshank's son, hammer of William Wallace) took a gay lover, Piers Gaveston and moved to France. Two rebellions later, Gaveston was exiled and Hugh Despenser took his place.
Despenser was killed by having his genitals hacked off and placed into his mouth, Eddy ran away to Wales. He was captured and placed in Berkley Castle where he was killed by having a red hot poker inserted into his rectum.

The British smile at American sex scandals.


Oh, so, civilized...

;)
 
2012-01-22 03:54:31 PM
lunkhed: King Edward II of England (Longshank's son, hammer of William Wallace) took a gay lover, Piers Gaveston and moved to France. Two rebellions later, Gaveston was exiled and Hugh Despenser took his place.
Despenser was killed by having his genitals hacked off and placed into his mouth, Eddy ran away to Wales. He was captured and placed in Berkley Castle where he was killed by having a red hot poker inserted into his rectum.

The British smile at American sex scandals.


I remember being taught that at school, the practical afterwards was painful though....
 
2012-01-22 04:15:44 PM
LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 339x434] Unimpressed.

She gets a break. After all, in Russia, horse rides you!
 
2012-01-22 04:48:27 PM
Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings NOT mentioned.

Big time FAIL!
 
2012-01-22 05:11:42 PM
four95: ecmoRandomNumbers: They're only scandals because America's illogical puritan streak causes people's loins to quiver every time they hear something naughty.

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I don't know... I think Puritan is kinda sexy myself.


Yeah, but the point was that the streaks are NASTY.
 
2012-01-22 05:44:44 PM
Love is blind.
 
2012-01-22 05:56:46 PM
They didn't mention any popes that have descendents? How sad.
 
2012-01-22 06:22:38 PM
List might fail without Empress Theodora.
 
2012-01-22 07:11:59 PM
Where's former NJ governor Jim Mcgreevey?
 
2012-01-22 07:16:12 PM
i.crackedcdn.com

Wow, go Fatty!
 
2012-01-22 07:30:50 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: From

[marilynmonroequotesz.com image 300x371]

To

[upload.wikimedia.org image 175x219]

In just 30 years.


You win the thread, Farker.
 
2012-01-22 07:39:10 PM
Hmmm, let's see:

George Washington: Boinked his share of slave girls;

Thomas Jefferson: ditto the same, and also knocked one up;

Ulysses S. Grant: Stayed drunk most of the time, collected bribes openly, and also served Vin Marinari(wine with cocaine in it) at the White House;

Warren G. Harding: Stayed drunk most of the time, which was illegal at that time, also kept a mistress who would hide in his closet when the wife approached;

Franklin D. Roosevelt: kept a mistress, and his bisexual wife did the same;

Dwight D. Eisenhower: Kept a mistress when convenient, then dumped her when the war was over;

John F. Kennedy: Every which way but loose, a complete rundown would take pages;

ALL OF THE REST: Probably much the same, but too sneaky to get caught.

Caligula looks down from Valhalla and says: "What a bunch of amateurs!"
 
2012-01-22 07:53:06 PM
Psst. It wasn't the scandal that was the issue, it was the lying to a Grand Jury.
 
2012-01-22 07:53:25 PM
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2012-01-22 08:22:41 PM
Mean Daddy: Psst. It wasn't the scandal that was the issue, it was the lying to a Grand Jury.

And he was in front of a grand jury for infidelity...why?
 
2012-01-22 09:02:41 PM
LordJiro: Mean Daddy: Psst. It wasn't the scandal that was the issue, it was the lying to a Grand Jury.

And he was in front of a grand jury for infidelity...why?


Because perjury is always a crime, no matter what the subject.
 
2012-01-22 10:18:46 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Castro looks like Liam Neeson?
 
2012-01-22 11:02:04 PM
No Marquis de Sadde? No Caligula? No Catherine the Great and her horse? This list totally fails.
 
2012-01-22 11:21:27 PM
Oldiron_79: No Marquis de Sadde? No Caligula? No Catherine the Great and her horse? This list totally fails.

Caligula was listed on my post, Catherine never boinked a horse but she did have a Colonel she "used" regularly. Grigorii Rasputin was also not mentioned, along with many others.
 
2012-01-23 07:04:41 AM
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2012-01-23 07:57:55 AM
olddinosaur: LordJiro: Mean Daddy: Psst. It wasn't the scandal that was the issue, it was the lying to a Grand Jury.

And he was in front of a grand jury for infidelity...why?

Because perjury is always a crime, no matter what the subject.


Yes it is.
 
2012-01-23 10:26:23 AM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: From

[marilynmonroequotesz.com image 300x371]

To

[upload.wikimedia.org image 175x219]

In just 30 years.


So I don't get all the hatin' on Monica Lewinsky... Sure, she's not hot, but she isn't some kind of fat cow like everyone acts, and she's not a gutter skank either. As far as women go for Bill, at least it's not Linda Tripp or even Hillary. I've never understood it, it's like everyone decided if he was going to cheat on HIllary, she would have to be an Amazon goddess or something.
 
2012-01-23 10:32:05 AM
olddinosaur: Because perjury is always a crime, no matter what the subject.

OK, so maybe we need to roll the questions out slower?

If Clinton was in front of the Grand Jury for the sexcapades, then how could he be in front of the Grand Jury for "lying to the grand Jury"?

That's part of the question, the other part is this:

Why did his infidelity merit an official investigation in the FIRST place?

I guess the third question is:

How can people support Gincgrich when he was doing the exact same thing that he insisted we string Clinton up for?
 
2012-01-23 03:38:43 PM
Mikey1969: olddinosaur: Because perjury is always a crime, no matter what the subject.

OK, so maybe we need to roll the questions out slower?

If Clinton was in front of the Grand Jury for the sexcapades, then how could he be in front of the Grand Jury for "lying to the grand Jury"?

That's part of the question, the other part is this:

Why did his infidelity merit an official investigation in the FIRST place?

I guess the third question is:

How can people support Gincgrich when he was doing the exact same thing that he insisted we string Clinton up for?


Clinton got trapped between bitter pieces of tail on the side, lied about it to try and cover it, and ended up smeared all over the papers. He was banging Lewinsky and treating her badly enough she started complaining to a friend who taped her conversations. In the middle of that, Paula Jones sued him for sexual harassment, and tried to use his relationship with Lewinsky to prove his pattern of behavior. He committed perjury in the course of that whole mess, and that was the REAL problem.
 
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