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ami5000
2012-01-22 11:42:12 AM
Emotional investment makes it easy to troll anyone. You're not special.
TheOther
2012-01-22 11:42:25 AM
JoPope
Mr_Ectomy
2012-01-22 11:42:32 AM
Farkers who are sick of hearing about Joe Paterno, apparently.
brap
2012-01-22 11:42:41 AM
c) Fans of Rush the band or
d) Fans of Rush the Limbaugh
Smell the Glove
2012-01-22 11:43:58 AM
I think my sister might be a catholic JoPa apologist
MNguy
2012-01-22 11:46:45 AM
People who are emotionally invested in anything on the internet
StreetlightInTheGhetto
2012-01-22 11:49:22 AM
ami5000
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Emotional investment makes it easy to troll anyone. You're not special.
Well, this.
Now someone needs to take up the cause of trolling those emotionally invested in their trolling.
kxs401
2012-01-22 11:49:30 AM
ami5000
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Emotional investment makes it easy to troll anyone. You're not special.
This is why I don't enjoy anything, except ironically. Being unhappy all the time is a small price to pay in exchange for everyone on TFD thinking I'm cool!
MNguy
2012-01-22 11:56:55 AM
StreetlightInTheGhetto
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Well, this.
Now someone needs to take up the cause of trolling those emotionally invested in their trolling.
it's all I have :(
air_wx
2012-01-22 12:14:49 PM
I don't really see a difference between Paterno and the leaders of the Catholic church. They both thought protecting their public image was more important than protecting young children.
Personally, I am glad he was fired and don't really give a crap that he died. i do feel bad for the students and alumni of Penn State though (except the ones that thought firing Paterno was an overreaction). They didn't know about this and they don't deserve to have their name tarnished.
Steve Zodiac
2012-01-22 12:25:11 PM
air_wx
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I don't really see a difference between Paterno and the leaders of the Catholic church. They both thought protecting their public image was more important than protecting young children.
This quote is probably the best, and most true, quote from all of the JoPa threads so far. And it will be difficult to top.
flucto
2012-01-22 12:26:29 PM
There job. There wolf.
Nabb1
2012-01-22 12:46:26 PM
air_wx
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I don't really see a difference between Paterno and the leaders of the Catholic church. They both thought protecting their public image was more important than protecting young children.
I think you are right about that. I grew up Catholic, and I don't really practice anymore, but a lot my friends and family do, and New Orleans is a very, very Catholic town, so I can tell you that I don't know anyone who defends the Church officials who swept that under the rug. When Archbishop Hughes - who was instrumental in the Boston cover-up - was moved from Boston and appointed Archbishop of New Orleans, people here were outraged. I think most Catholics feel betrayal at the scandal. Maybe Penn State folks just aren't over the shock and disbelief yet. You just sort of have to separate your faith from the humans that let you down, whether it's faith in your church or in your university. But you certainly don't want to put yourself in the position of making excuses for the faults that led to the abuse of children. I hope for Penn State fans and alums' sake they do a better job of cleaning house than the Church has done so far. As an institution, the Church still has a long way to go. The problem now is they are huge target of some baseless suits, but separating the meritorious claims from the money grabs is a problem when you've got a documented history of decades-long cover-ups.
violentsalvation
2012-01-22 12:57:27 PM
Muslims. Think about it.
Avenge me!
rebelyell2006
2012-01-22 02:52:03 PM
What's the difference? They are both a bunch of pedophiles.
BokChoy
2012-01-22 02:52:50 PM
whats up with all these survey threads... is there a Survey Sunday™ that I'm not aware of?
FarkinHostile
2012-01-22 02:52:59 PM
Declawed Catholics
Or
Circumcised JoPa apologist
9beers
2012-01-22 02:54:03 PM
Who are the bigger idiots, JoPa bashers or basement dwellers? Oh wait, they're one in the same.
vudukungfu
2012-01-22 02:54:34 PM
Nabb1
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I think you are right about that. I grew up Catholic, and I don't really practice anymore, but a lot my friends and family do,
Grew up playing football. Don't really practice anymore, but a lot of my friends and family do.
Who do you have on your fantasy church league?
The Saints?
I'm liking St. Elmo. He's looking good this year. Like he's on fire.
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-01-22 02:54:39 PM
Only a JoPapologist would make up such a retarded thing as "JoPa". His name is four goddamn syllables. You're shortening it to two. How lazy can you be?
182
2012-01-22 02:55:29 PM
Marysue
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People that talk about where they went to college after there first job.
where did you go to college after your first blowjob?
TheyCallMeC0WB0Y
2012-01-22 02:56:50 PM
rebelyell2006
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What's the difference? They are both a bunch of pedophiles.
JoePa was a pedophile?? Wow... I think I've heard it all now.
Thanks for confirming my suspections that all the JoePa haters have gone full-retard.
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-22 02:56:52 PM
Penn St. catholic says wut?
QuinnTheFetus
2012-01-22 02:57:37 PM
brap
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c) Fans of Rush the band or
d) Fans of Rush the Limbaugh
Can't it be both?
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2012-01-22 03:00:12 PM
They're the same. Both support molesting children. Both deserve to burn in Hell.
/Cheers!
MrEricSir
2012-01-22 03:01:50 PM
When all you have to do is state the facts, it's not really "trolling," subby.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-22 03:02:08 PM
Nabb1
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air_wx: I don't really see a difference between Paterno and the leaders of the Catholic church. They both thought protecting their public image was more important than protecting young children.
I think you are right about that. I grew up Catholic, and I don't really practice anymore, but a lot my friends and family do, and New Orleans is a very, very Catholic town, so I can tell you that I don't know anyone who defends the Church officials who swept that under the rug. When Archbishop Hughes - who was instrumental in the Boston cover-up - was moved from Boston and appointed Archbishop of New Orleans, people here were outraged. I think most Catholics feel betrayal at the scandal. Maybe Penn State folks just aren't over the shock and disbelief yet. You just sort of have to separate your faith from the humans that let you down, whether it's faith in your church or in your university. But you certainly don't want to put yourself in the position of making excuses for the faults that led to the abuse of children. I hope for Penn State fans and alums' sake they do a better job of cleaning house than the Church has done so far. As an institution, the Church still has a long way to go. The problem now is they are huge target of some baseless suits, but separating the meritorious claims from the money grabs is a problem when you've got a documented history of decades-long cover-ups.
at the end of the day millions still patronize and tithe the Roman Catholic Church(s) and students still attend Penn State, with alumnus tossing donations at their alma mater.
both institutions should crumble under their own wrongdoing. WTH does it take to wake people up.
hillary
2012-01-22 03:04:04 PM
Santorum -- isn't that the spot of skin between your anus and your ball sack?
rebelyell2006
2012-01-22 03:04:52 PM
Subby
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Who's easier to troll, JoPa apologists or Catholics?
TheyCallMeC0WB0Y
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rebelyell2006: What's the difference? They are both a bunch of pedophiles.
JoePa was a pedophile?? Wow... I think I've heard it all now.
Thanks for confirming my suspections that all the JoePa haters have gone full-retard.
I think we have our answer, Subby.
imprimere
2012-01-22 03:05:37 PM
I'm not an apologist, but amazes me that we live in a country where Michael Jackson is still celebrated and missed and Joe Paterno is the devil. I have no love for Paterno at all! But seriously? He wasn't the one diddling the kids. People choose interesting avenues for their hatred.
farkaholic
2012-01-22 03:05:58 PM
Catholic JoPa apologists, I should think.
newmilpan
2012-01-22 03:07:34 PM
brap
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c) Fans of Rush the band or
d) Fans of Rush the Limbaugh
Fans of Rush the band obviously
/They're still not in the rock n' roll hall of fame?! SLAP IN THE FACE!
SharkTrager
2012-01-22 03:10:13 PM
On Fark? Joe Pa, and on either side.
On Facebook? Catholics any day.
bulldg4life
2012-01-22 03:13:13 PM
This is a stupid thread.
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-22 03:14:07 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!
:
Penn St. catholic says wut?
[cdn.theatlantic.com image 301x449]
I wonder how close Rick Santorum was from growing up Dick Santorum. I suspect Dick Santorum would have been 3-5 times funnier running for president than just plain ole regular Santorum has been.
Begoggle
2012-01-22 03:14:36 PM
MNguy
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People who are emotionally invested in anything on the internet
That's bullshiat!!! TAKE THAT BACK
averagejoe42
2012-01-22 03:14:41 PM
hillary
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Santorum -- isn't that the spot of skin between your anus and your ball sack?
Nope, it's the frothy mix of shiat, semen, and lube that's created as a byproduct of anal sex.
Urban Dictionary
boobsrgood
2012-01-22 03:15:07 PM
I just found out that this guy was a coach of college sports. Given this, I am in disbelief that I am reading about him so much. Since when do college sports matter? Did I miss a memo? What else have I missed? Have we colonized the moon, too?
doglover
2012-01-22 03:16:21 PM
9beers
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Who are the bigger idiots, JoPa bashers or basement dwellers? Oh wait, they're one in the same.
Naw, I think the people who hate Joe Pa are soccer moms and dads.
I saw this in my DnD group last year. We were talking about good fantasy with swords and whatnot. We came to George RR Martin. Everyone who'd read it said "It's great." then the father of two chimes in "Except for all that child rape." We're all like "Wut?"
Now I don't know if you've read the books. He was referring to the fact that Sansa Stark was 14 years old when they married her to Joffery. That's the kind of thing being a parent can do to you easily. You get all retarded and emotional about things and start jumping at shadows.
Nowhere is the outrage at the people who are actually facing perjury charges and actually covered things up. No, they have to hate Joe Pa because despite the fact he didn't know the story the grand jury heard and passed the story up the chain of command as was proper and any of would have done given the same situation.
But logic isn't friends with emotion. They don't know the two men facing PMITA time for the cover up. They don't know McQueery, uh McClearly, uh McBeery, um whoever it is that saw the actual rape. They don't know the names of the victims. They don't know anything about anything except outrage and Joe Paterno's name. So of course the hate machine revs up. Fark it and fark them. May he rest in peace.
sethstorm
2012-01-22 03:16:36 PM
How about
無
(Mu)?
Lumbar Puncture
2012-01-22 03:17:31 PM
Whichever of the two ignore child rape happening in their institution.
Sabyen91
2012-01-22 03:17:42 PM
imprimere
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I'm not an apologist, but amazes me that we live in a country where Michael Jackson is still celebrated and missed and Joe Paterno is the devil. I have no love for Paterno at all! But seriously? He wasn't the one diddling the kids. People choose interesting avenues for their hatred.
He just covered it up so it could continue to happen. Yay, he didn't actively molest children!
kim jong-un
2012-01-22 03:19:38 PM
KrispyKritter
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at the end of the day millions still patronize and tithe the Roman Catholic Church(s) and students still attend Penn State, with alumnus tossing donations at their alma mater.
both institutions should crumble under their own wrongdoing. WTH does it take to wake people up.
You know, I haven't given a cent to the university in over a decade. With the scandal, I figured I never would. But you reminded me that I hate trolls more than anything else. So for your sake I think I'll donate to both and then take a job on K Street.
GonzoNihilist
2012-01-22 03:19:44 PM
Subby, you forgot atheists farkers..
Rozinante
2012-01-22 03:22:24 PM
hillary
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Santorum -- isn't that the spot of skin between your anus and your ball sack?
Think...frothier.
Indubitably
2012-01-22 03:24:01 PM
Me.
offmymeds
2012-01-22 03:27:27 PM
I don't get it. Link sends me to search results for 'fark'.
Newbaca
2012-01-22 03:28:40 PM
GonzoNihilist
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Subby, you forgot atheists farkers..
Saying something dumb and then having people point out why its dumb isn't the same thing as trolling.
Sabyen91
2012-01-22 03:28:55 PM
hillary
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Santorum -- isn't that the spot of skin between your anus and your ball sack?
Nah, tha tain't Santorum.
hillary
2012-01-22 03:32:21 PM
Newbaca
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GonzoNihilist: Subby, you forgot atheists farkers..
Saying something dumb and then having people point out why its dumb isn't the same thing as trolling.
No, but it is equally as fun.
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