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Jude Law either growing more comfortable with receding hairline or preparing for Phil Collins biopic
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RivenSilver
2012-01-22 06:51:59 PM
says a thousand words
Tax Boy
2012-01-22 06:52:53 PM
What a Jude law may look like.
/aisle seat please
Greta_VanHouten
2012-01-22 06:57:36 PM
That triangle on his head looks like it needs waxing.
Wise_Guy
2012-01-22 06:58:43 PM
He looks like RoboCop.
apoptotic
2012-01-22 06:59:05 PM
Personally I don't care if he ends up smooth as a bowling ball. It's not his hair that makes me want to do unspeakable things to him, it's his eyes and his accent.
Sarcastica75
2012-01-22 07:05:41 PM
he is still prettier than your ugly wife will ever be.
Tergiversada
2012-01-22 07:09:35 PM
He still has those amazing blue eyes.
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-22 07:09:41 PM
With a dome like that I could see him coming in the air tonight.
/oh lawd.
Mad_Radhu
2012-01-22 07:14:13 PM
Tax Boy
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[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x175]
What a Jude law may look like.
/aisle seat please
I see what you did there and raise you what a Jude in an oven may look like:
tumy4me
2012-01-22 07:38:31 PM
He'll get no sympathy from me.
bhcompy
2012-01-22 07:42:08 PM
He's doing the right thing. When you start to go bald, the only thing to do is shave it all off. Works for Bernson, works for Statham, works for Willis(who also polishes), works pretty much universally, as long as you're not fat, then you look like Butterbean
JudgeSmails
2012-01-22 08:05:06 PM
glad he shimmed it up. Jude Law. something about him, yuck.
Mugato
2012-01-22 08:09:20 PM
bhcompy
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He's doing the right thing. When you start to go bald, the only thing to do is shave it all off. Works for Bernson, works for Statham, works for Willis(who also polishes), works pretty much universally, as long as you're not fat, then you look like Butterbean
You have to work out to pull that off. I'd look like a cancer patient if I did that.
/sympathy ass...hmmm....
bhcompy
2012-01-22 08:39:24 PM
Mugato
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bhcompy: He's doing the right thing. When you start to go bald, the only thing to do is shave it all off. Works for Bernson, works for Statham, works for Willis(who also polishes), works pretty much universally, as long as you're not fat, then you look like Butterbean
You have to work out to pull that off. I'd look like a cancer patient if I did that.
/sympathy ass...hmmm....
Well, depends on if you look like a skinny jeans type I guess. Someone with a larger build looks fine, imho, muscles or no.
yllosubmarine
2012-01-22 08:39:37 PM
apoptotic
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Personally I don't care if he ends up smooth as a bowling ball. It's not his hair that makes me want to do unspeakable things to him, it's his eyes and his accent.
Yea verily.
Grey Street
2012-01-22 08:59:17 PM
He's also tripping balls:
Dwight_Yeast
2012-01-22 09:16:02 PM
He was on Charlie Rose, promoting Sherlock Holmes, wearing a hat and explained that his hairline had been shaved back for a movie role he was shooting.
But I know facts and reality aren't really that interesting.
Wise_Guy
2012-01-22 09:19:10 PM
Dwight_Yeast
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He was on Charlie Rose, promoting Sherlock Holmes, wearing a hat and explained that his hairline had been shaved back for a movie role he was shooting.
But I know facts and reality aren't really that interesting.
Know how I know you didn't RTFA?
AeAe
2012-01-22 09:35:22 PM
Good looking guys can get away with going bald.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-22 09:38:27 PM
He's ffiinnnee. he can do whatever he wants with his hair.
lisarenee3505
2012-01-22 10:07:19 PM
He just needs to own it, like Jason Statham does. That guy makes male pattern baldness look downright sexy, and Jude could do the same thing if he just goes with it.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-22 10:13:28 PM
He can feel it comin' in the air tonight. Oh lo-ord.
Really I'm Black
2012-01-22 11:13:58 PM
still rather look like jude law bald than me with luscious thick hair.
ok, really id rather just be able to say ive screwed sienna miller
Third_Uncle_Eno
2012-01-22 11:20:19 PM
I always thought he'd be good for a Chris Martin (of Coldplay) biopic.
booksmart
2012-01-22 11:41:03 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno
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I always thought he'd be good for a Chris Martin (of Coldplay) biopic.
I vote for him as lead in a Constantine reboot.
DeathByGeekSquad
2012-01-22 11:43:02 PM
It's farking hair people. Hair. Who gives a flying fark?
sgtbarthel
2012-01-23 12:14:53 AM
Anyone mention he resembled Andre Agassi?
skinink
2012-01-23 12:15:53 AM
"A formerly pretty dude"? He's aging pretty well from what I see if his only problem is his hair. He's one actor you cannot ignore when you see him on the screen. I think the article writer is jealous because they haven't aged as well.
Crudbucket
2012-01-23 12:21:34 AM
Third_Uncle_Eno
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I always thought he'd be good for a Chris Martin (of Coldplay) biopic.
Maybe, but who would want to watch a Chris Martin biopic?
"Well, me and my mates wanted to start a band, and...we did. It was pretty popular. Then I married Gwyneth Paltrow and we gave our children stupid names"
FIN.
MadManMoon
2012-01-23 12:22:29 AM
Close, but I agree with the Coldplay reference.
Plus, we all know Bob Hoskins is going to play Phil Collins in his biopic.
/Where's my Goldilocks?
//Bob Hoskins, Phil Collins, Danny DeVito
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-23 01:44:44 AM
DeathByGeekSquad
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It's farking hair people. Hair. Who gives a flying fark?
You sound follically challenged.
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2012-01-23 03:21:26 AM
Ten bucks says he's just preparing to play Steve Jobs.
/Not my ten bucks obviously, but somebody's, probably
dfacto
2012-01-23 05:46:24 AM
Look like a less masculine Rutger Hauer. Not a bad look.
Mugato
2012-01-23 06:38:18 AM
DeathByGeekSquad
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It's farking hair people. Hair. Who gives a flying fark?
Girls.
Olympus Mons
2012-01-23 06:53:28 AM
Its cruel what happens to us as we age. Jude though is holding up well. Kind of weird how so many guys just shave their heads completely. Kind of weird how so many women do too.... not the head but... oh well another topic.
apoptotic
2012-01-23 09:36:31 AM
Mugato
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DeathByGeekSquad: It's farking hair people. Hair. Who gives a flying fark?
Girls.
Actually, judging by this thread, we don't.
sotua
2012-01-23 09:49:16 AM
Hey, I look like that!
I mean, the hair :'(
TheBaldOneMpls
2012-01-23 11:19:54 AM
In answer to our OP's question, Jude Law's hairline is one of our finest young hairlines.
T.rex
2012-01-23 09:43:07 PM
i think he looks fine... if anything, i judge when someone has fake hair, like nicolas cage. Its distracting... A man or woman are not attractive to me, if when i look at them, i know that they are not as god made them.
That said,i wouldnt' be shocked if Jude Law is using Rogaine, or similar... That tuft on the front should be long long gone by now, so if its still there, something's keeping it there.
Third_Uncle_Eno
2012-01-23 10:41:27 PM
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Third_Uncle_Eno: I always thought he'd be good for a Chris Martin (of Coldplay) biopic.
Maybe, but who would want to watch a Chris Martin biopic?
"Well, me and my mates wanted to start a band, and...we did. It was pretty popular. Then I married Gwyneth Paltrow and we gave our children stupid names"
FIN.
hahahahah it's funny you said that,
because today i thought about my post, and I thought that Martin/Coldplay has had a pretty boring history. wouldn't make much of a film, i'd admit.
ya got me lol
MutantMotherMouse
2012-01-24 05:08:42 AM
My husband has a gorgeous full head of hair at 56. With that said, it wouldn't matter if he didn't. Sexy men are sexy with or without hair. Jude Law has the sexy.
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