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(Celebitchy)   Jude Law either growing more comfortable with receding hairline or preparing for Phil Collins biopic   (celebitchy.com) divider line 41
    More: Misc, Jude Law, Phil Collins, Guy Ritchie, JoJo, Knockin' Da Boots, slivers  
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2012-01-22 06:51:59 PM
says a thousand words
 
2012-01-22 06:52:53 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

What a Jude law may look like.

/aisle seat please
 
2012-01-22 06:57:36 PM
That triangle on his head looks like it needs waxing.
 
2012-01-22 06:58:43 PM
He looks like RoboCop.
 
2012-01-22 06:59:05 PM
Personally I don't care if he ends up smooth as a bowling ball. It's not his hair that makes me want to do unspeakable things to him, it's his eyes and his accent.
 
2012-01-22 07:05:41 PM
he is still prettier than your ugly wife will ever be.
 
2012-01-22 07:09:35 PM
He still has those amazing blue eyes.
 
2012-01-22 07:09:41 PM
With a dome like that I could see him coming in the air tonight.

/oh lawd.
 
2012-01-22 07:14:13 PM

Tax Boy: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x175]

What a Jude law may look like.

/aisle seat please


I see what you did there and raise you what a Jude in an oven may look like:

www.cyberpunkreview.com
 
2012-01-22 07:38:31 PM
He'll get no sympathy from me.
 
2012-01-22 07:42:08 PM
He's doing the right thing. When you start to go bald, the only thing to do is shave it all off. Works for Bernson, works for Statham, works for Willis(who also polishes), works pretty much universally, as long as you're not fat, then you look like Butterbean
 
2012-01-22 08:05:06 PM
glad he shimmed it up. Jude Law. something about him, yuck.
 
2012-01-22 08:09:20 PM

bhcompy: He's doing the right thing. When you start to go bald, the only thing to do is shave it all off. Works for Bernson, works for Statham, works for Willis(who also polishes), works pretty much universally, as long as you're not fat, then you look like Butterbean


You have to work out to pull that off. I'd look like a cancer patient if I did that.

/sympathy ass...hmmm....
 
2012-01-22 08:39:24 PM

Mugato: bhcompy: He's doing the right thing. When you start to go bald, the only thing to do is shave it all off. Works for Bernson, works for Statham, works for Willis(who also polishes), works pretty much universally, as long as you're not fat, then you look like Butterbean

You have to work out to pull that off. I'd look like a cancer patient if I did that.

/sympathy ass...hmmm....


Well, depends on if you look like a skinny jeans type I guess. Someone with a larger build looks fine, imho, muscles or no.
 
2012-01-22 08:39:37 PM

apoptotic: Personally I don't care if he ends up smooth as a bowling ball. It's not his hair that makes me want to do unspeakable things to him, it's his eyes and his accent.


Yea verily.
 
2012-01-22 08:59:17 PM
He's also tripping balls:

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2012-01-22 09:16:02 PM
He was on Charlie Rose, promoting Sherlock Holmes, wearing a hat and explained that his hairline had been shaved back for a movie role he was shooting.

But I know facts and reality aren't really that interesting.
 
2012-01-22 09:19:10 PM

Dwight_Yeast: He was on Charlie Rose, promoting Sherlock Holmes, wearing a hat and explained that his hairline had been shaved back for a movie role he was shooting.

But I know facts and reality aren't really that interesting.


Know how I know you didn't RTFA?
 
2012-01-22 09:35:22 PM
Good looking guys can get away with going bald.
 
2012-01-22 09:38:27 PM
He's ffiinnnee. he can do whatever he wants with his hair.
 
2012-01-22 10:07:19 PM
He just needs to own it, like Jason Statham does. That guy makes male pattern baldness look downright sexy, and Jude could do the same thing if he just goes with it.
 
2012-01-22 10:13:28 PM
He can feel it comin' in the air tonight. Oh lo-ord.
 
2012-01-22 11:13:58 PM
still rather look like jude law bald than me with luscious thick hair.

ok, really id rather just be able to say ive screwed sienna miller
 
2012-01-22 11:20:19 PM
I always thought he'd be good for a Chris Martin (of Coldplay) biopic.
 
2012-01-22 11:41:03 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: I always thought he'd be good for a Chris Martin (of Coldplay) biopic.


I vote for him as lead in a Constantine reboot.
 
2012-01-22 11:43:02 PM
It's farking hair people. Hair. Who gives a flying fark?
 
2012-01-23 12:14:53 AM
Anyone mention he resembled Andre Agassi?
 
2012-01-23 12:15:53 AM
"A formerly pretty dude"? He's aging pretty well from what I see if his only problem is his hair. He's one actor you cannot ignore when you see him on the screen. I think the article writer is jealous because they haven't aged as well.
 
2012-01-23 12:21:34 AM

Third_Uncle_Eno: I always thought he'd be good for a Chris Martin (of Coldplay) biopic.


Maybe, but who would want to watch a Chris Martin biopic?

"Well, me and my mates wanted to start a band, and...we did. It was pretty popular. Then I married Gwyneth Paltrow and we gave our children stupid names"

FIN.
 
2012-01-23 12:22:29 AM
Close, but I agree with the Coldplay reference.

Plus, we all know Bob Hoskins is going to play Phil Collins in his biopic.

/Where's my Goldilocks?
//Bob Hoskins, Phil Collins, Danny DeVito
 
2012-01-23 01:44:44 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: It's farking hair people. Hair. Who gives a flying fark?


You sound follically challenged.
 
2012-01-23 03:21:26 AM
Ten bucks says he's just preparing to play Steve Jobs.

/Not my ten bucks obviously, but somebody's, probably
 
2012-01-23 05:46:24 AM
Look like a less masculine Rutger Hauer. Not a bad look.
 
2012-01-23 06:38:18 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: It's farking hair people. Hair. Who gives a flying fark?


Girls.
 
2012-01-23 06:53:28 AM
Its cruel what happens to us as we age. Jude though is holding up well. Kind of weird how so many guys just shave their heads completely. Kind of weird how so many women do too.... not the head but... oh well another topic.
 
2012-01-23 09:36:31 AM

Mugato: DeathByGeekSquad: It's farking hair people. Hair. Who gives a flying fark?

Girls.


Actually, judging by this thread, we don't.
 
2012-01-23 09:49:16 AM
Hey, I look like that!

I mean, the hair :'(
 
2012-01-23 11:19:54 AM
images.askmen.com

In answer to our OP's question, Jude Law's hairline is one of our finest young hairlines.
 
2012-01-23 09:43:07 PM
i think he looks fine... if anything, i judge when someone has fake hair, like nicolas cage. Its distracting... A man or woman are not attractive to me, if when i look at them, i know that they are not as god made them.

That said,i wouldnt' be shocked if Jude Law is using Rogaine, or similar... That tuft on the front should be long long gone by now, so if its still there, something's keeping it there.
 
2012-01-23 10:41:27 PM
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Third_Uncle_Eno: I always thought he'd be good for a Chris Martin (of Coldplay) biopic.

Maybe, but who would want to watch a Chris Martin biopic?

"Well, me and my mates wanted to start a band, and...we did. It was pretty popular. Then I married Gwyneth Paltrow and we gave our children stupid names"

FIN.


hahahahah it's funny you said that,
because today i thought about my post, and I thought that Martin/Coldplay has had a pretty boring history. wouldn't make much of a film, i'd admit.
ya got me lol
 
2012-01-24 05:08:42 AM
My husband has a gorgeous full head of hair at 56. With that said, it wouldn't matter if he didn't. Sexy men are sexy with or without hair. Jude Law has the sexy.
 
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