Higher intelligence and a stronger lower back would be a good start.

Add new skin colors. Might as well spread more hate around.

Fix our instincts and metabolism that evolved when food was scarce so we don't kill ourselves by overeating.

Liquid waste extraction and sex organs way further away.

Lord of Allusions: Liquid waste extraction and sex organs way further away.

Sounds like a bad Saturday night.

More ambition, less whining.

Better on board weaponry. A set of poison glands or something like that.

Better knees.

More control over metabolism.

Better night vision.

A more intelligently designed immune system.

Both sexes can control fertility.

RedPhoenix122: Lord of Allusions: Liquid waste extraction and sex organs way further away.

Sounds like a bad Saturday night.

Or a good one, if you're into that sort of thing. NTTAWWT.

Nina Haagen Dazs: More ambition, less whining.

But I don't wanna.

I would make us all sterile.

This planet would be much better off without us.

Women's babymakers would come with an 'OFF' switch - no more unwanted babies.

Mind you, they'd also come with retractable teeth, because NO most definitely means NO.

Gills

Nina Haagen Dazs: More ambition, less whining.

As long as that ambition is tempered with logic and reason. Otherwise you get more crusades.

Nina Haagen Dazs: More ambition, less whining.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED WHINING?

If you have an IQ below 80, you will lack the will to vote or use a Redbox.

Some sort of brain/computer interface, too, a la The Matrix.

techmom: Women's babymakers would come with an 'OFF' switch - no more unwanted babies.

Mind you, they'd also come with retractable teeth, because NO most definitely means NO.

Only if the guys get retractable spines on theirs.

techmom: Women's babymakers would come with an 'OFF' switch - no more unwanted babies.

Mind you, they'd also come with retractable teeth, because NO most definitely means NO.

You mean they don't have them now?

Did I miss something? There's a lot of people about that I've never seen before.

Not that I'm complaining, fresh meat and all, but just seems sudden.

Rafterman2: You mean they don't have them now?

That was a terrible movie.

brerrabbit: techmom: Women's babymakers would come with an 'OFF' switch - no more unwanted babies.

Mind you, they'd also come with retractable teeth, because NO most definitely means NO.

Only if the guys get retractable spines on theirs.

Ribbed for her pleasure.

blowholes

exoskeletons for the thin skinned and easily butthurt

Anyone interested in politics would become mute and unable to type or write.

I'm not new...just not around a lot.

RedPhoenix122: Rafterman2: You mean they don't have them now?

That was a terrible movie.

Yes. Yes, it was.

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Anyone interested in politics would become mute and unable to type or write.

Nothing wrong with being interested in politics. Only when you're interested in it for the money.

How about we genetically develop the ability to care for our species as a whole.

brerrabbit: techmom: Women's babymakers would come with an 'OFF' switch - no more unwanted babies.

Mind you, they'd also come with retractable teeth, because NO most definitely means NO.

Only if the guys get retractable spines on theirs.

It's a good thing there have been so many advances in the science of dildo-ology.

We're green, folks.

Could I please have a nice long furry swishy tail?

Having given birth to a 10lb-er I think that entire 'baby's head/mother's pelvis' thing needs a redesign.

Lord of Allusions: Liquid waste extraction and sex organs way further away.

I came to say this, oddly enough.

Rafterman2: We're green, folks.

Have been for a while.

/green like an Orion girl

techmom: Rafterman2: We're green, folks.

Have been for a while.

/green like an Orion girl

Fits in with the new skin colors thing RedPhoenix mentioned upthread.

Rafterman2: techmom: Rafterman2: We're green, folks.

Have been for a while.

/green like an Orion girl

Fits in with the new skin colors thing RedPhoenix mentioned upthread.

Mood skin! You'd always be able to avoid cranky people.

techmom: Rafterman2: techmom: Rafterman2: We're green, folks.

Have been for a while.

/green like an Orion girl

Fits in with the new skin colors thing RedPhoenix mentioned upthread.

Mood skin! You'd always be able to avoid cranky people.

Good idea!

Lord of Allusions: Did I miss something? There's a lot of people about that I've never seen before.

Not that I'm complaining, fresh meat and all, but just seems sudden.

It must be all these greenlit TFD threads drawing folks in. Me, I come and I go.

Better mechanism for eliminating heavy metals.

techmom: Mood skin! You'd always be able to avoid cranky people.

And who to hit on at the bar.

time lord dna, duh.

Sarcastica75: time lord dna, duh.

Yeah, but look what time travelling did to Henry...

Better memory. I forgot what the other one was.

Sarcastica75: time lord dna, duh.

But some other race's fashion sense, oh please.

Rafterman2: Better memory. I forgot what the other one was.

Rick Perry?

Jenthelibrarian: Sarcastica75: time lord dna, duh.

Yeah, but look what time travelling did to Henry...

:D

RedPhoenix122: Rafterman2: Better memory. I forgot what the other one was.

Rick Perry?

I might be. Let me go check my drivers license.

Rafterman2: I might be. Let me go check my drivers license.

Don't have to do that, just figure out how much you hate gay people. If it's less than "with the fire of a thousand suns", you're not him. Or from Texas.

Seriously, I would modify the shape of our DNA so it could hold more info.

More diversity options to pass along, more copies of stuff so we could stay young, live a little longer.

As a woman, I wish we could only conceive once a year but had a little more sex drive like men. Even things out a bit.

I don't know anything other than blue collar level genetics, just makes sense to me.