RedPhoenix122: Ed Finnerty: THAT, my friends, is rape.

Not just rape, but RAPE rape.

And not the good kind. I felt lewdly battered just clicking TFA and seeing her mugshot.

Btw, she is not 44, but I can understand why she can't get laid and has to resort to raping children.

lewd and lascivious battery and molestation

I never thought being molested by a woman could be a bad thing. I thought wrong.

I'D HIT IT

That picture destroyed my ability to fap for the rest of the day. It cannot be unseen.

And this my friends is how little boys become teh ghey.

Hmm.. I see the resemblance..

Clearly the teen was NOT bragging to his friends about nailing an older chick.

/then again with todays kids, who knows?

Do they do the same things to women who are alleged kid touchers in prison that they do to men?

That's the stuff nightmares are made of. Jesus christ.

Aaaand that's how gays are made.



/just kidding. I know it's generical.

Break out the bleach? It looks like her skin was soaked in bleach.

She's 44 and used her parent's apartment for her underaged tryst? Earlier the article says she first had sexual contact with him at her house. Betcha Moms and Pops had to destroy the sheets when they returned.

OK, now that my brain has stopped gibbering in the corner, I can comment on this:

Szmuc also told the boy he had to "fight for her and try to get her back" if she tried to leave him, the report shows.

Why do girls do this? Get mad at a guy, tell him she's leaving and enumerate all the reasons she's leaving, and then get ever madder when he lets her go.

Ladies, if you storm off and he doesn't follow, it's because he's enjoying some peace and quiet for once.

Hankie Fest: I know I'm the odd one out here, but she's just regular ugly, not OMGGGGG ugly. I see people like her at the grocery store, the post office, everywhere. This seems kind of over-react-y, people.

I agree. She looks like my friend's sister. No looker, and a horrible personality. Big deal.

Wow, Uncle Fester got a sex change!

Hankie Fest
I know I'm the odd one out here, but she's just regular ugly, not OMGGGGG ugly. I see people like her at the grocery store, the post office, everywhere. This seems kind of over-react-y, people.

What the hell kind of grocery store do you go to?

"...he said Szmuc would show up and "stare at him, making him feel uncomfortable."


I'd feel uncomfortable too. Hell I'm uncomfortable looking at the picture.

Bondith: Why do girls do this? Get mad at a guy, tell him she's leaving and enumerate all the reasons she's leaving, and then get ever madder when he lets her go.

Ladies, if you storm off and he doesn't follow, it's because he's enjoying some peace and quiet for once.

It's a test. If she says "I didn't mean that, I wanted you to fight for me!" you respond "You said you wanted to leave. Are you saying you lied and that I cannot trust what you say?"

Bondith: Hankie Fest
I know I'm the odd one out here, but she's just regular ugly, not OMGGGGG ugly. I see people like her at the grocery store, the post office, everywhere. This seems kind of over-react-y, people.

What the hell kind of grocery store do you go to?

More importantly, where do you live? I need to remember not to visit.

It's not necessarily that having bad looks, or awful looks, or horrifying wake-up-in-a-pool-of-sweat looks directly cause the justice system to have less mercy on this woman than it would have had if I had hooked up with my blonde, giant-meloned, mini-skirt-wearing, 24-yr-old high school Spanish teacher who liked to sit ON the desk and show off her panties rather than sit behind the desk, meaning the only thing that waas left for us to wonder about was how deliberate she was being, and how badly she wanted...

I can't remember where I was going with this, so I'll just take it to my bunk.

I've seen plenty of weird looking/ugly mugshots here on Fark, but THIS...Jesus H. Christ! Is it human?

altinos: Bondith: Why do girls do this? Get mad at a guy, tell him she's leaving and enumerate all the reasons she's leaving, and then get ever madder when he lets her go.

Ladies, if you storm off and he doesn't follow, it's because he's enjoying some peace and quiet for once.

It's a test. If she says "I didn't mean that, I wanted you to fight for me!" you respond "You said you wanted to leave. Are you saying you lied and that I cannot trust what you say?"

Awesome. I need to remember that one.

the ultra-hot sweet blond teacher that destroyed her career & marriage by doing a youngster and getting a wrist slap? she's not only laughing, but now popping up on crime TV shows, making money speaking of her actions.

/rage is just a five letters word

She won't share the bleach. She wants it all for herself.

Boondock3806: It's not necessarily that having bad looks, or awful looks, or horrifying wake-up-in-a-pool-of-sweat looks directly cause the justice system to have less mercy on this woman than it would have had if I had hooked up with my blonde, giant-meloned, mini-skirt-wearing, 24-yr-old high school Spanish teacher who liked to sit ON the desk and show off her panties rather than sit behind the desk, meaning the only thing that waas left for us to wonder about was how deliberate she was being, and how badly she wanted...



Thank you for that. This thread needed it.

jmadisonbiii: "...he said Szmuc would show up and "stare at him, making him feel uncomfortable."
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I'd feel uncomfortable too. Hell I'm uncomfortable looking at the picture.

don't feel bad. look at the shading the camera tried not to take the photo.

eh hem... look at the picture's shading, even the camera tried not to take the shot.

Yeah, that's what came to mind.


/I apologize for hotlinking that.

Bet she has bad breath.

My reaction:

kiwimoogle84: Catlike Typist: Yeah, that's what came to mind.


/I apologize for hotlinking that.

Oh gawd. I threw up in my mouth a little imaging that thing raping me.

At the end of that horrifying nightmare I beheaded it with a machete though, so it worked out...

How do you behead something that doesn't have a neck?

/gah

Catlike Typist: [wolvesbystrangers.com image 346x550]

Yeah, that's what came to mind.

Oh.. oh god. Is that picture from Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark??
I will never forget that art style as long as I live. I first picked that book up when I was like 8 years old, and that is still some of the absolutely creepiest sh*t I have ever seen.

that woman has a serious thyroid issue.

She's never heard about drunk sailors?

Catlike Typist: [wolvesbystrangers.com image 173x225]

Yeah, that's what came to mind.


/I apologize for hotlinking that.


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE HELL MAN?!

cbackous: I bet she gives a great hummer.

She needs to be hit by a hummer.

Scary storys to tell in the dark! Awesome! Picked up the whole collection when borders closed