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At the age of 42 Jennifer Aniston may have finally missed her friend
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NeedlesslyCanadian
2012-01-22 02:58:57 AM
The actress .. has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future.
Jennifer Aniston is cutting back on her work schedule amid rumours that the Friends star is pregnant.
Or, maybe she's figured out that if she gets out of the limelight for a while, people will forget that she's an insufferable coont.
themeaningoflifeisnot
2012-01-22 03:21:52 AM
I'd f*ck that insufferable coont.
styckx
2012-01-22 06:35:32 AM
No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.
Mugato
2012-01-22 09:05:46 AM
I thought the headline meant she hit menopause.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-22 09:08:31 AM
styckx
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No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.
[euricanews.com image 400x387]
I'd set them free, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
eddyatwork
2012-01-22 09:25:32 AM
I wouldn't hit it because she just screams high maintenance to me.
bow
2012-01-22 09:41:43 AM
Mugato
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I thought the headline meant she hit menopause.
Me too. Isn't 42 a little too old to be having children?
PC LOAD LETTER
2012-01-22 09:42:39 AM
Mugato
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I thought the headline meant she hit menopause.
Me too
OregonVet
2012-01-22 09:44:37 AM
styckx
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No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.
[euricanews.com image 400x387]
Or those fantastic legs...
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-22 09:46:27 AM
OregonVet
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styckx: No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.
[euricanews.com image 400x387]
Or those fantastic legs...
[lifeandgossip.com image 298x445]
Prettiest legs I've ever come across.
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-22 09:56:04 AM
PizzaJedi81
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OregonVet: styckx: No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.
[euricanews.com image 400x387]
Or those fantastic legs...
[lifeandgossip.com image 298x445]
Prettiest legs I've ever come across.
I usually aim for the face but whatever floats your boat.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-22 10:00:28 AM
Ed Finnerty
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PizzaJedi81: OregonVet: styckx: No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.
[euricanews.com image 400x387]
Or those fantastic legs...
[lifeandgossip.com image 298x445]
Prettiest legs I've ever come across.
I usually aim for the face but whatever floats your boat.
I had to get it in there somehow, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
eas81
2012-01-22 10:26:20 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-22 10:46:33 AM
eas81
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Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.
She might just be a naturally colder person. My wife has a problem with her circulation, so she tends to be a little bit colder, even when it's perfectly comfortable.
And I'd warm up Jen, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
mrshowrules
2012-01-22 11:19:33 AM
PizzaJedi81
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eas81: Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.
She might just be a naturally colder person. My wife has a problem with her circulation, so she tends to be a little bit colder, even when it's perfectly comfortable.
And I'd warm up Jen, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
I would have sex with her, if you know what I mean.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-22 11:21:27 AM
eas81
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Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.
I've never had a boob job, and ---yea, never mind.
/I wear good bras, if you know what I'm saying, and I think that you do.
TommyymmoT
2012-01-22 11:23:07 AM
I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!
Honest Bender
2012-01-22 11:29:59 AM
Good for her and all, but she better start reading up on developmental problems...
Devoid
2012-01-22 11:33:09 AM
Honest Bender
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Good for her and all, but she better start reading up on developmental problems...
To think that her child would be anything other than a well-adjusted, intelligent superbaby is just mean.
moof
2012-01-22 11:34:45 AM
bow
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Isn't 42 a little too old to be having children?
I'm sure it will be fine, as long as she doesn't get the kid vaccinated.
eas81
2012-01-22 11:36:30 AM
cryinoutloud
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eas81: Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.
I've never had a boob job, and ---yea, never mind.
/I wear good bras, if you know what I'm saying, and I think that you do.
Legit question so this is a normal thing? Just have never seen it on a woman in everday settings. Unless they were aroused, cold, excited, so i guess my question are there nipples that are erect all the time?
Tarl3k
2012-01-22 11:40:21 AM
"has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future"/
Translation:
My movies are piles of shiat that nobody wants to see, so nobody will let me be in their movies anymore...
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-22 11:45:29 AM
Tarl3k
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"has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future"/
Translation:
My movies are piles of shiat that nobody wants to see, so nobody will let me be in their movies anymore...
I'd make a movie with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/would love a thread filled with nothing but innuendo
//I'd give her some innuendo, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
///TWOFER!
Mugato
2012-01-22 11:48:24 AM
eas81
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Legit question so this is a normal thing? Just have never seen it on a woman in everday settings. Unless they were aroused, cold, excited, so i guess my question are there nipples that are erect all the time?
I think it's an actual condition with a name. I'm not in a position to look it up now. As far as conditions go, it seems to be one of the better ones.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-22 11:53:32 AM
Damn, we'll never hear the end of her....
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-22 11:56:12 AM
Mugato
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As far as conditions go, it seems to be one of the better ones.
It makes me wonder if she's about to explode with delight, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
jaytkay
2012-01-22 12:18:42 PM
skinink
2012-01-22 12:19:28 PM
themeaningoflifeisnot
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I'd f*ck that insufferable coont.
I'm pretty sure that despite the rumors you've heard, Justin Theroux is not gay.
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2012-01-22 12:28:06 PM
Just to head off any potential rumors, I didn't do it.
CruiserTwelve
2012-01-22 12:28:12 PM
Damn that guy's got a big head.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2012-01-22 12:28:40 PM
Anybody else see this?
jaytkay
2012-01-22 12:28:46 PM
cryinoutloud
2012-01-22 12:32:31 PM
eas81
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Legit question so this is a normal thing? Just have never seen it on a woman in everday settings. Unless they were aroused, cold, excited, so i guess my question are there nipples that are erect all the time?
LOL. It's a normal thing. Women have different kinds of nipples. They aren't erect, just not as soft and and flubbery as I guess you're used to seeing. She just happens to have kind of pointy ones. And she doesn't bother to hide them, since she's a celebrity, has a good body, and it doesn't hurt her a bit. She also might run a little cold, as I do myself. I have better bras than it looks like Jen wears.
The rest of us wear bras that cover it up, unless we're freezing.
bravian
2012-01-22 12:34:14 PM
mrshowrules
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I would have sex with her, if you know what I mean.
Do you look like this:
/No? then I don't think its going to happen
DubyaHater
2012-01-22 12:42:13 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
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[img813.imageshack.us image 468x594]
Anybody else see this?
Thank you. That's the first thing I thought of. It's the classic look of, "I'm hitting this and you're not...nanny nanny poo poo"
kab
2012-01-22 12:45:51 PM
In terms of looks, Pitt chose poorly.
/yeah, I said it.
The_Time_Master
2012-01-22 12:47:53 PM
I bet the kid will be autistic.
Tarl3k
2012-01-22 12:51:42 PM
PizzaJedi81
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/would love a thread filled with nothing but innuendo
//I'd give her some innuendo, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
///TWOFER!
Awesome...
Zoomaster
2012-01-22 12:54:17 PM
Still hot for her age but time to move along for the new
/legal, no need for Pedo Bear
ParadisePornoTheater
2012-01-22 01:08:44 PM
Always figured she was childfree & lovin' it. She's probably already given in because of peer pressure and/or because she's in LURRVVE.
If she's up the duff for real, I can hardly wait to see who the media stalking campaign will turn toward. Besides Kate Middleton.
ApatheticMonkey
2012-01-22 01:13:49 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
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[img813.imageshack.us image 468x594]
Anybody else see this?
*raises hand*
Crazymuthafarker
2012-01-22 01:20:49 PM
ApatheticMonkey
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img813.imageshack.us image 468x594]
Anybody else see this?
*raises hand*
I thought he looked a little like a real life Quagmire.
/giggity
VvonderJesus
2012-01-22 01:23:54 PM
She's had her period since she's been born?
Alphakronik
2012-01-22 01:24:33 PM
I got $5 on the baby being autistic. Who's taking it?
Car_Ramrod
2012-01-22 01:24:34 PM
NeedlesslyCanadian
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The actress .. has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future.
Jennifer Aniston is cutting back on her work schedule amid rumours that the Friends star is pregnant.
Or, maybe she's figured out that if she gets out of the limelight for a while, people will forget that she's an insufferable coont.
I don't understand the Jennifer Aniston hate, I really don't. Has she done something awful that I'm not aware of? So she's been in some bad movies, who cares? So has the majority of Hollywood. It seems like people hate her because the entertainment media has a hard on for her and her "OMG, no marriage or kids!" situation. I don't really see that as her fault.
Fark_Guy_Rob
2012-01-22 01:27:30 PM
42 is awfully old to be having children. I hope she's just taking time off.
katefolsom
2012-01-22 01:29:54 PM
These are my boobs. They are 100% real. I took this picture when someone didn't know what I meant when I said "I have prominent nipples."
Some of us are just blessed this way.
HopScotchNSoda
2012-01-22 01:32:41 PM
katefolsom
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[i.imgur.com image 640x480]These are my boobs. They are 100% real. I took this picture when someone didn't know what I meant when I said "I have prominent nipples."
Some of us are just blessed this way.
How
you
doin'?
No Such Agency
2012-01-22 01:33:19 PM
Car_Ramrod
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I don't understand the Jennifer Aniston hate, I really don't. Has she done something awful that I'm not aware of? So she's been in some bad movies, who cares?
Especially considering that she was in "Office Space", a film that most people here would crawl through a sanitary sewer to watch just one more time.
She's not a Scientologist, and she doesn't have a blog telling everyone to eat organic locally-grown acai berries and try out some new $1400 cleanse*, so she is far from the most farking annoying hot woman in Hollywood.
*
if you know who I mean, and I think you do
grinding_journalist
2012-01-22 01:35:17 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
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Anybody else see this?
Yep. Was gonna do it myself if it wasn't already here.
Also, I was distracted by the sidebar article about Fleur Delacour from Harry Potter getting naked.
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