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(Daily Mail) Sappy At the age of 42 Jennifer Aniston may have finally missed her friend   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 153
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2012-01-22 02:58:57 AM
The actress .. has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future.

Jennifer Aniston is cutting back on her work schedule amid rumours that the Friends star is pregnant.


Or, maybe she's figured out that if she gets out of the limelight for a while, people will forget that she's an insufferable coont.
 
2012-01-22 03:21:52 AM
I'd f*ck that insufferable coont.
 
2012-01-22 06:35:32 AM
No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.

euricanews.com
 
2012-01-22 09:05:46 AM
I thought the headline meant she hit menopause.
 
2012-01-22 09:08:31 AM
styckx: No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.

[euricanews.com image 400x387]


I'd set them free, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-01-22 09:25:32 AM
I wouldn't hit it because she just screams high maintenance to me.
 
bow [TotalFark]
2012-01-22 09:41:43 AM
Mugato: I thought the headline meant she hit menopause.

Me too. Isn't 42 a little too old to be having children?
 
2012-01-22 09:42:39 AM
Mugato: I thought the headline meant she hit menopause.

Me too
 
2012-01-22 09:44:37 AM
styckx: No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.

[euricanews.com image 400x387]


Or those fantastic legs...
lifeandgossip.com
 
2012-01-22 09:46:27 AM
OregonVet: styckx: No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.

[euricanews.com image 400x387]

Or those fantastic legs...
[lifeandgossip.com image 298x445]


Prettiest legs I've ever come across.
 
2012-01-22 09:56:04 AM
PizzaJedi81: OregonVet: styckx: No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.

[euricanews.com image 400x387]

Or those fantastic legs...
[lifeandgossip.com image 298x445]

Prettiest legs I've ever come across.


I usually aim for the face but whatever floats your boat.
 
2012-01-22 10:00:28 AM
Ed Finnerty: PizzaJedi81: OregonVet: styckx: No Jennifer Aniston thread is complete without at least one shot of her nipples trying to escape.

[euricanews.com image 400x387]

Or those fantastic legs...
[lifeandgossip.com image 298x445]

Prettiest legs I've ever come across.

I usually aim for the face but whatever floats your boat.


I had to get it in there somehow, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-01-22 10:26:20 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.
 
2012-01-22 10:46:33 AM
eas81: Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.

She might just be a naturally colder person. My wife has a problem with her circulation, so she tends to be a little bit colder, even when it's perfectly comfortable.

And I'd warm up Jen, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-01-22 11:19:33 AM
PizzaJedi81: eas81: Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.

She might just be a naturally colder person. My wife has a problem with her circulation, so she tends to be a little bit colder, even when it's perfectly comfortable.

And I'd warm up Jen, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


I would have sex with her, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-01-22 11:21:27 AM
eas81: Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.

I've never had a boob job, and ---yea, never mind.

/I wear good bras, if you know what I'm saying, and I think that you do.
 
2012-01-22 11:23:07 AM
I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!

blogdorf.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-22 11:29:59 AM
Good for her and all, but she better start reading up on developmental problems...
 
2012-01-22 11:33:09 AM
Honest Bender: Good for her and all, but she better start reading up on developmental problems...

To think that her child would be anything other than a well-adjusted, intelligent superbaby is just mean.
 
2012-01-22 11:34:45 AM
bow: Isn't 42 a little too old to be having children?

I'm sure it will be fine, as long as she doesn't get the kid vaccinated.
 
2012-01-22 11:36:30 AM
cryinoutloud: eas81: Is it just me or does anyone else think she had some bewb work done? She always has perma-nipples, only ever see those on girls with a boob jobs.

I've never had a boob job, and ---yea, never mind.

/I wear good bras, if you know what I'm saying, and I think that you do.


Legit question so this is a normal thing? Just have never seen it on a woman in everday settings. Unless they were aroused, cold, excited, so i guess my question are there nipples that are erect all the time?
 
2012-01-22 11:40:21 AM
"has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future"/

Translation:

My movies are piles of shiat that nobody wants to see, so nobody will let me be in their movies anymore...
 
2012-01-22 11:45:29 AM
Tarl3k: "has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future"/

Translation:

My movies are piles of shiat that nobody wants to see, so nobody will let me be in their movies anymore...


I'd make a movie with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/would love a thread filled with nothing but innuendo
//I'd give her some innuendo, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
///TWOFER!
 
2012-01-22 11:48:24 AM
eas81: Legit question so this is a normal thing? Just have never seen it on a woman in everday settings. Unless they were aroused, cold, excited, so i guess my question are there nipples that are erect all the time?

I think it's an actual condition with a name. I'm not in a position to look it up now. As far as conditions go, it seems to be one of the better ones.
 
2012-01-22 11:53:32 AM
Damn, we'll never hear the end of her....
 
2012-01-22 11:56:12 AM
Mugato: As far as conditions go, it seems to be one of the better ones.

It makes me wonder if she's about to explode with delight, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-01-22 12:18:42 PM
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2012-01-22 12:19:28 PM
themeaningoflifeisnot: I'd f*ck that insufferable coont.

I'm pretty sure that despite the rumors you've heard, Justin Theroux is not gay.
 
2012-01-22 12:28:06 PM
Just to head off any potential rumors, I didn't do it.
 
2012-01-22 12:28:12 PM
i162.photobucket.com

Damn that guy's got a big head.
 
2012-01-22 12:28:40 PM
img813.imageshack.us

Anybody else see this?
 
2012-01-22 12:28:46 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-22 12:32:31 PM
eas81:
Legit question so this is a normal thing? Just have never seen it on a woman in everday settings. Unless they were aroused, cold, excited, so i guess my question are there nipples that are erect all the time?


LOL. It's a normal thing. Women have different kinds of nipples. They aren't erect, just not as soft and and flubbery as I guess you're used to seeing. She just happens to have kind of pointy ones. And she doesn't bother to hide them, since she's a celebrity, has a good body, and it doesn't hurt her a bit. She also might run a little cold, as I do myself. I have better bras than it looks like Jen wears.

The rest of us wear bras that cover it up, unless we're freezing.
 
2012-01-22 12:34:14 PM
mrshowrules: I would have sex with her, if you know what I mean.

Do you look like this:

img.poptower.com

/No? then I don't think its going to happen
 
2012-01-22 12:42:13 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img813.imageshack.us image 468x594]

Anybody else see this?


Thank you. That's the first thing I thought of. It's the classic look of, "I'm hitting this and you're not...nanny nanny poo poo"
 
kab
2012-01-22 12:45:51 PM
In terms of looks, Pitt chose poorly.

/yeah, I said it.
 
2012-01-22 12:47:53 PM
I bet the kid will be autistic.
 
2012-01-22 12:51:42 PM
PizzaJedi81: /would love a thread filled with nothing but innuendo
//I'd give her some innuendo, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
///TWOFER!


Awesome...
 
2012-01-22 12:54:17 PM
Still hot for her age but time to move along for the new

i.dailymail.co.uk

/legal, no need for Pedo Bear
 
2012-01-22 01:08:44 PM
Always figured she was childfree & lovin' it. She's probably already given in because of peer pressure and/or because she's in LURRVVE.

If she's up the duff for real, I can hardly wait to see who the media stalking campaign will turn toward. Besides Kate Middleton.
 
2012-01-22 01:13:49 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img813.imageshack.us image 468x594]

Anybody else see this?


*raises hand*
 
2012-01-22 01:20:49 PM
ApatheticMonkey: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img813.imageshack.us image 468x594]

Anybody else see this?

*raises hand*


I thought he looked a little like a real life Quagmire.

/giggity
 
2012-01-22 01:23:54 PM
She's had her period since she's been born?
 
2012-01-22 01:24:33 PM
I got $5 on the baby being autistic. Who's taking it?
 
2012-01-22 01:24:34 PM
NeedlesslyCanadian: The actress .. has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future.

Jennifer Aniston is cutting back on her work schedule amid rumours that the Friends star is pregnant.

Or, maybe she's figured out that if she gets out of the limelight for a while, people will forget that she's an insufferable coont.


I don't understand the Jennifer Aniston hate, I really don't. Has she done something awful that I'm not aware of? So she's been in some bad movies, who cares? So has the majority of Hollywood. It seems like people hate her because the entertainment media has a hard on for her and her "OMG, no marriage or kids!" situation. I don't really see that as her fault.
 
2012-01-22 01:27:30 PM
42 is awfully old to be having children. I hope she's just taking time off.
 
2012-01-22 01:29:54 PM
i.imgur.comThese are my boobs. They are 100% real. I took this picture when someone didn't know what I meant when I said "I have prominent nipples."

Some of us are just blessed this way.
 
2012-01-22 01:32:41 PM
katefolsom: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]These are my boobs. They are 100% real. I took this picture when someone didn't know what I meant when I said "I have prominent nipples."
Some of us are just blessed this way.


How you doin'?
 
2012-01-22 01:33:19 PM
Car_Ramrod:
I don't understand the Jennifer Aniston hate, I really don't. Has she done something awful that I'm not aware of? So she's been in some bad movies, who cares?

Especially considering that she was in "Office Space", a film that most people here would crawl through a sanitary sewer to watch just one more time.

She's not a Scientologist, and she doesn't have a blog telling everyone to eat organic locally-grown acai berries and try out some new $1400 cleanse*, so she is far from the most farking annoying hot woman in Hollywood.

* if you know who I mean, and I think you do
 
2012-01-22 01:35:17 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Anybody else see this?

Yep. Was gonna do it myself if it wasn't already here.

Also, I was distracted by the sidebar article about Fleur Delacour from Harry Potter getting naked.
 
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