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(ESPN)   Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 191
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2012-01-22 06:10:37 PM  
10 votes:
Hahahaha last time a Raven shanked something that badly Ray Lewis got arrested
2012-01-22 03:23:56 PM  
7 votes:

FriarReb98: What's the flag?


It's the yellow thing that the officials throw, but that's not important right now.
2012-01-22 03:55:42 PM  
4 votes:

SomebodyElsesShoes: dholway: haterade69: mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is

Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.

Who's the McDLT?

Rex Grossman.

Hot on the hot side, so cold on the cold side


Brett Favre is the McRib... he shows up for a limited time, is really good once a year, and eventually leaves you sitting on the toilet regretting your decision to deal with him.
2012-01-22 06:16:40 PM  
3 votes:

Beerguy: Now I have to listen to that farking Colin Cowherd suck Belichick's and Brady's dicks on the radio all next week. Son of a biatch.


My radio comes with a knob that changes radio frequencies.
2012-01-22 04:41:54 PM  
3 votes:

Car_Ramrod: libranoelrose: hulk hogan meat shoes: Ron Swanson is in 21 Jump Street?

[i41.tinypic.com image 350x280]

[img692.imageshack.us image 600x678]


i40.photobucket.com
2012-01-22 03:06:50 PM  
3 votes:
Steven Tyler Delhomme Rating: 16.7
2012-01-22 10:49:05 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-01-22 10:44:17 PM  
2 votes:
lh3.googleusercontent.com
2012-01-22 10:40:28 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, at least a Manning will get to play in Indianapolis this season.
2012-01-22 10:21:02 PM  
2 votes:

becksellent: This is ridiculous, you guys. My team's out of the playoffs, so I really don't have a dog in this fight


But you DO have a dog in this fort.
2012-01-22 09:22:12 PM  
2 votes:
I was on the winning side, then I took a football in the knee.
2012-01-22 08:13:33 PM  
2 votes:

vegaswench: Funny tweet by nascarcasm: "The halftime show will consist of Ed Hochuli standing on the field explaining random shiat."


He's going to come out to midfield and do some Mr. Science experiments with magnets, and make a water jet out of a two liter Coke bottle and some club soda, and then explain the physics of how a microwave works.
2012-01-22 08:12:56 PM  
2 votes:

vegaswench: Funny tweet by nascarcasm: "The halftime show will consist of Ed Hochuli standing on the field explaining random shiat."


The Super Bowl Halftime Show should be nothing but Hoculi doing squats and reading from the NFL rulebook.
2012-01-22 07:15:06 PM  
2 votes:
San Francisco's defense stops more runs than Pepto Bismol.
2012-01-22 06:38:58 PM  
2 votes:
The field is wet, not because of the rain, but from Jay Glazer sweating on the sidelines.
2012-01-22 06:19:24 PM  
2 votes:

9beers: People online are saying that Cundiff shoved a cameraman, anybody see it?


He sent the poor cameraman flying wide left.
2012-01-22 06:16:04 PM  
2 votes:

RminusQ: that's two straight weeks we've been deprived of bonus football in "We are so very obviously going to overtime" situations.


The Buffalo Wild Wings guy is really slacking.
2012-01-22 06:15:49 PM  
2 votes:
Cundiff is the Salad Shaker of kickers.
2012-01-22 06:13:00 PM  
2 votes:
Great. Fifty thousand drunken Fitzies coming my way in 2 weeks. Guess I'll just secretly mark everything up double when they cash out in my stores.
2012-01-22 06:11:15 PM  
2 votes:
STAY AWAY FROM RAY LEWIS BILLY
2012-01-22 06:07:16 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: Theaetetus: Stuffed like a coed around Ben Rapelisberger!

Your obsession is disturbing.

[control-f] "Rapelisberger"
1 hit in 2100 comments.

Yeah... Obsession.

/wat

Now do that comparison with the total comments versus a QB that isn't playing in this game.

[control-f] "Favre"

Now, STFU.

FU.

Holy fark, wtf is wrong with you? I think you're obsessed with me, and frankly, that's starting to scare me, so welcome to ignore.

Works for me dickhead.


img15.imageshack.us
2012-01-22 05:42:50 PM  
2 votes:

Chulainn: I miss Earguy




weblogs.asp.net
2012-01-22 05:24:38 PM  
2 votes:
GronkOWski
2012-01-22 04:33:26 PM  
2 votes:
HALFTIME!
i199.photobucket.com
2012-01-22 04:18:41 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: Yeah, we need more porn pics in a football thread.

Go back to FoolTube.


I only use "IPitytheFoolTube.com". It's porn personally picked by Mr. T. Mainly it is a bunch of MILFs doing dirty jobs to support their families (gotta love those mommas). Typically they go skip the plot (can't have no jibba jabba) and get right down to business.
2012-01-22 04:11:27 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: 3rd and Favre's dick, Baltimore.

No, they said third and a foot... that's at least Three and a half Favres.

It was 3rd and Favre's dick, that spot was further back than it was.


What a Favre spot may look like

i6.photobucket.com
2012-01-22 03:57:15 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: SomebodyElsesShoes: dholway: haterade69: mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is

Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.

Who's the McDLT?

Rex Grossman.

Hot on the hot side, so cold on the cold side

Brett Favre is the McRib... he shows up for a limited time, is really good once a year, and eventually leaves you sitting on the toilet regretting your decision to deal with him.


Isn't the McRib also four inches long too?
2012-01-22 03:52:09 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-01-22 03:47:52 PM  
2 votes:
Joe Flacco's mustache is the egg mcmuffin of gay porn
2012-01-22 03:03:16 PM  
2 votes:
Pretty pitchy, dawg!
2012-01-22 02:44:56 PM  
2 votes:
For your pregame entertainment...

i1182.photobucket.comi1182.photobucket.com
2012-01-22 02:26:03 PM  
2 votes:
i1097.photobucket.com

i0.kym-cdn.com

www.misconceptionjunction.com
Tsun

/Too Tsun?
2012-01-22 01:58:22 PM  
2 votes:
I hope both teams lose the early game. But I guess I hope the Ravens lose by less so the Patriots don't move on.
2012-01-22 10:34:42 AM  
2 votes:

FriarReb98: Lt. Cheese Weasel: JoePa is dead. Oh look, breakfast is ready.........

Are we sure this time?


Definitely, the hash browns are fully cooked and have a nice golden color.......
2012-01-22 11:07:33 PM  
1 votes:
My DVR cut me off at 1:14 left in the SF/NY game... GODDAMNITSOMUCH!!!1!
2012-01-22 10:47:30 PM  
1 votes:
Wow...two insane games that each come down to the last seconds (literally), all leading up to a Super Bowl that I officially don't give one solitary fark about!

Patriots-Giants? Kind of like seeing Hitler and Bin Laden square off in a steal cage death math to decide who becomes the ruler of the earth. No matter which one wins, we're still all screwed.

/Go commercials!
2012-01-22 10:37:01 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like Joe Biden was right after all!
2012-01-22 10:36:23 PM  
1 votes:
The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!
The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!

It's pandemonium on the field!

The Giants win the pennant!
2012-01-22 10:35:31 PM  
1 votes:

FriarReb98: Four farking hour game. This is killing me.


YOU GO NOW!! YOU PLAY FOUR HOUR!!
2012-01-22 10:29:25 PM  
1 votes:

fat aristotle: The Bestest: Eli looks like he's been in the trenches at the Maginot Line

I'll post this again, for confirmation of your statement.

[assets.sbnation.com image 640x360]


Except nothing happened in the trenches at the Maginot Line. The Germans went around it, through Belgium.
2012-01-22 10:29:00 PM  
1 votes:
Williams and Cundiff should get a beer together tonight.
2012-01-22 10:28:53 PM  
1 votes:
Ravens straight up trade Cundiff for Williams.
2012-01-22 10:28:18 PM  
1 votes:
Jaquan Williams? So that's what he did after NPR fired him.
2012-01-22 10:26:23 PM  
1 votes:
3rd and 3.......
2012-01-22 10:15:28 PM  
1 votes:

fat aristotle: I want to hear GunShow's explanation of the Birds and the Bees to his children.


"If you do not let the lady know when your release is imminent, it is a personal foul."
2012-01-22 10:10:26 PM  
1 votes:

dumbandilikeit: And we head to OT.

More Dog Fort?


LAST ONE.

img684.imageshack.us
2012-01-22 10:08:49 PM  
1 votes:
And we head to OT.

More Dog Fort?
2012-01-22 10:07:00 PM  
1 votes:

RminusQ: godfarkingdammit lost my feed what the fark


We'll just tell you what happens-HOLY CRAP! RUN! RUN! OMG!!! OMG!!!! BEST ENDING EVER!

See you in two weeks!
2012-01-22 10:05:08 PM  
1 votes:
I would love to see Fox accidentally cut to American I-dumb.
2012-01-22 09:58:38 PM  
1 votes:
HAHA! FORWARD PROGRESS EMPHATIC POSSESSION SIGNAL FOX!!!
2012-01-22 09:57:00 PM  
1 votes:

star_topology: That's the fastest I've ever seen forward progress being blown dead.


Seriously. Most other times, you've got 6 defenders holding the carrier up like it's his bar mitzvah for a good 4-5 seconds until someone strips it. In this case? Nope. We need our Boston/NY ratings circle jerk in two weeks so.... Quick! Dead play!
2012-01-22 09:52:14 PM  
1 votes:
TWO MINUTE WARNING!

img854.imageshack.us
2012-01-22 09:33:05 PM  
1 votes:
That Audi commercial

Should've been a SB commerical
2012-01-22 09:32:42 PM  
1 votes:
I was going to the Super Bowl... until I took a football to the knee...
2012-01-22 09:29:39 PM  
1 votes:
According to Hochuli, Red Lobster is not allowed to call in reinforcements from Dog Fort until the two-minute warning, unless there is lightning in the area.
2012-01-22 09:29:01 PM  
1 votes:
I used to retain possession

Until I took a punted ball to the knee.
2012-01-22 09:28:37 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Polish Hussar: whenIsayGO: So can somebody explain how the dogfort meme got started? I think it's my new favorite thing.

Know Your Meme - Dog Fort (new window)

Of course, Reddit. Fark is like Second City.


I pretty much split my time between the two these days. Reddit has more content, but Fark manages to maintain a balance where you can have stupid jokes, sarcastic assholes, and serious discussion existing in harmony in a single thread. Maybe it's just because I've been a farker much longer, but I find that more my style.
2012-01-22 09:24:58 PM  
1 votes:
Ed is under the hood...squeezing his forearm builders.

paulm.com
2012-01-22 09:24:23 PM  
1 votes:

saintstryfe: How and will the refs screw this one up?


With style.
2012-01-22 09:23:22 PM  
1 votes:
Music video style edit on that replay. RAVE!
2012-01-22 09:22:41 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: I was on the winning side, then I took a football in the knee.


You bastard. I lol'd.
2012-01-22 09:10:56 PM  
1 votes:

fat aristotle: I want to be serenaded by Jared Allen.


I'll settle for a good dinner sometime. I hear he went to a culinary academy....
2012-01-22 09:08:51 PM  
1 votes:
End of 3!

img12.imageshack.us
2012-01-22 09:03:20 PM  
1 votes:
There hasn't been a hit of that magnitude since the Spin Doctors released "Two Princes".
2012-01-22 09:00:35 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: yookaloco: melewen: Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.

Or buy these (new window)so you don't have to take off your gloves to use your phone.

I just bought my best friend something like that, only they are the diodes that can attach to any fabric gloves.

I read that as dildos and thought you were a great friend.


Texting Dildos? I think I have a good album name for my friend's band!
2012-01-22 08:59:51 PM  
1 votes:

farbekrieg: Fubegra: farbekrieg: /sf seems the kind of place that could really manipulate a power pole

I'm waiting for the San Francisco power grid to get on the Delhomme board again.

how dare you besmirch the power of SF, i doubt anything or anyone goes down in SF


Clearly you have never been to Castro.
2012-01-22 08:59:13 PM  
1 votes:

FriarReb98: RminusQ: Turns out he's a Raiders fan and anti-San Francisco.

Run a CORI on him.


Or you could go with a CORGI, with this option you end up with a dog.
2012-01-22 08:57:03 PM  
1 votes:

farbekrieg: /sf seems the kind of place that could really manipulate a power pole


I'm waiting for the San Francisco power grid to get on the Delhomme board again.
2012-01-22 08:54:00 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.

Without all that pesky...conversation.


Hell, the whole reason I wanted Siri was to buy someone to talk to.

/sulks back into his corner.
2012-01-22 08:53:19 PM  
1 votes:
Vernon Davis looks like Harlem Heat era Booker T
2012-01-22 08:52:31 PM  
1 votes:

Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.


Finally! A way to use my voice with my phone. WHY DID IT TAKE THIS LONG?!
2012-01-22 08:51:27 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Collagen FTW? NSFW Link (new window)

Yo I heard you like pictures in your pictures so I...NSFW Link (new window)


She needs a sammich or them titties are gonna go flat.
2012-01-22 08:49:34 PM  
1 votes:
The guys don't care about the 20s on the Ford, they just want to put it in your pooper.
2012-01-22 08:44:14 PM  
1 votes:
Sheesh he looked like Lindsay Lohan at 3am on New Years Eve at the end of that play.
2012-01-22 08:41:52 PM  
1 votes:

robsul82: Eli to Cruz is the cheat code the Giants are going to ride to the Super Bowl.


Videotaping is the cheat code the Pats will use to beat them.
2012-01-22 08:39:13 PM  
1 votes:
Ghost Rider 2: Ghost Harder
2012-01-22 08:17:14 PM  
1 votes:

robsul82: PeriRies: vegaswench: Funny tweet by nascarcasm: "The halftime show will consist of Ed Hochuli standing on the field explaining random shiat."

He's going to come out to midfield and do some Mr. Science experiments with magnets, and make a water jet out of a two liter Coke bottle and some club soda, and then explain the physics of how a microwave works.

I figured he'd just go basic and tear phone books in half.


In Hochuli after dark, he shows how difficult it is to wipe with arms so big they won't allow you to reach around your body.
2012-01-22 08:01:46 PM  
1 votes:

Demetrius: Fubegra: Jeeeeeezus... a Bing commercial?! Does anyone even use Bing?

Yeah. All my older relatives and tech retarded friends that get tricked into having their search engine changed when they install something else and can't figure out how to change it back.


did they try to at least install several different toolbars to fix the problem?

macmagazine.com.br
2012-01-22 07:47:09 PM  
1 votes:
Blackmon, you dumb, mon.
2012-01-22 07:46:21 PM  
1 votes:
Good. Punting is the smart thing. Ask the other Harbaugh.
2012-01-22 07:44:14 PM  
1 votes:

Chupacabra Sandwich: The last two status updates from my facebook friends:

Bought a 9lb ham and paid $8.47 for it and it tastes amazing!!!

Gym:30 bootay

I thought i'd share that. I hate my friends


www.enjoy-your-style.com

"That's OK--I don't like your friends either."
2012-01-22 07:42:33 PM  
1 votes:
C'mon, Ochocinco...smarten up.
2012-01-22 07:40:13 PM  
1 votes:

Chupacabra Sandwich: The last two status updates from my facebook friends:

Bought a 9lb ham and paid $8.47 for it and it tastes amazing!!!

Gym:30 bootay

I thought i'd share that. I hate my friends

We're

your real friends.
2012-01-22 07:39:59 PM  
1 votes:
"Here's Gore. Good for four."
2012-01-22 07:36:32 PM  
1 votes:
HOW ABOUT KYLE WILLIAMS...

overthrown
2012-01-22 07:33:32 PM  
1 votes:

eddievercetti: RminusQ: Jesus, San Francisco, you're the home team. We should not be able to hear our fans cheer our players this loudly.

Yeah I can't tell if they are cheering or booing


They're not booing, they're cruzing.

/wait... that means something very different in San Francisco
2012-01-22 07:32:55 PM  
1 votes:
A Bear getting some action in San Francisco? You don't say...
2012-01-22 07:26:03 PM  
1 votes:
good thinking, eli. nice play.
2012-01-22 07:20:20 PM  
1 votes:

dholway: I blame Human Urine.


Buck's bad, but i don't think it was his fault....
2012-01-22 07:19:04 PM  
1 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2012-01-22 07:16:48 PM  
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Farkers protect Bunnya nd her family from Derpy and her storms

/gnats short


Isn't Bunnya wesome?
2012-01-22 07:16:19 PM  
1 votes:

dugitman: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, good, another dissertation by Hochuli!

Unsure how he gets playoff work any more


he strongarms his way in.
2012-01-22 07:07:46 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Chupacabra Sandwich: TD stands! Weird explanation

The only explanation you need is

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 255x281]


I heard from my friend who's mom is a paralegal in a rival law firm that Ed Hochuli is a huge dickhead

I guess it's pretty serious
2012-01-22 07:04:44 PM  
1 votes:
I love GunShow explanations.
2012-01-22 07:04:00 PM  
1 votes:

expobill: holy folk, is ed hoculi reffing?


Let me check...

img12.imageshack.us

Yes! Yes, he is! :-)
2012-01-22 07:02:32 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: So, Lambeau Leap = OK, but standing on a camera platform is bad?


Lambeau Leap, San Fran Cam Stand.
2012-01-22 06:59:14 PM  
1 votes:
This Pizza Hut commercial is only matched in its horribleness by Pizza Hut pizza.
2012-01-22 06:58:16 PM  
1 votes:
At this point it couldn't hurt to bring Bernard Pollard in for questioning regarding the death of Mrs. Kraft...
2012-01-22 06:51:40 PM  
1 votes:
Did Joe Buck say Manning is trying better than he ever has?

Is that even English?
2012-01-22 06:44:04 PM  
1 votes:
Good game, Flacco. Much as I revel in a Ravens loss, I have to admit that I feel somewhat for Flacco, having to deal with all the shiat he gets for not living up to the standards his defense sets. Must be rough having to worry about getting shivved by a teammate. Now, it's Condiff's turn.

And to the classy Ravens fans here, my condolences. Much as I can't stomach your team winning even a preseason game, some of you guys are cool.

Awful game by Brady, though. Hopefully the Gints win and I can go right back to hating the Patriots. And Tom earned this:

i199.photobucket.com

\not mine, sadly
2012-01-22 06:36:46 PM  
1 votes:
i199.photobucket.com
2012-01-22 06:36:37 PM  
1 votes:
I'd spangle her banner.
2012-01-22 06:33:17 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: Billy Cundiff made 1.5 million this season.


1.5 million what? DOLLARS? #Occupy Billy Cundiff
2012-01-22 06:29:05 PM  
1 votes:
i63.photobucket.com

Alex Smith, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
2012-01-22 06:18:12 PM  
1 votes:

dugitman: Beerguy: Now I have to listen to that farking Colin Cowherd suck Belichick's and Brady's dicks on the radio all next week. Son of a biatch.

My radio comes with a knob that changes radio frequencies.


does he use a remote or push buttons?
2012-01-22 06:17:08 PM  
1 votes:
Postgame:
i199.photobucket.com

Suck it, Shannon. The National Guard can't save you from sucking.
2012-01-22 06:16:24 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: Cundiff is the Salad Shaker of kickers.


He's the McDLT of human beings.
2012-01-22 06:15:17 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: BAHAHAHAHAHA

The field goal kicker mine as well go into the witness relocation program. He'll never live this down and all of Baltimore will be after his head.



themoviebro.files.wordpress.com
The laces were not out!
2012-01-22 06:13:20 PM  
1 votes:
I cannot believe that just happened. Somewhere Bill Simmons is masturbating with a power clamp.
2012-01-22 06:12:42 PM  
1 votes:
img836.imageshack.us

Shankopotamus.....what a game.
2012-01-22 06:10:37 PM  
1 votes:
LACES OUT!
2012-01-22 06:10:16 PM  
1 votes:
img23.imageshack.us
2012-01-22 06:05:06 PM  
1 votes:

2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: Theaetetus: 2wolves: Theaetetus: Stuffed like a coed around Ben Rapelisberger!

Your obsession is disturbing.

[control-f] "Rapelisberger"
1 hit in 2100 comments.

Yeah... Obsession.

/wat

Now do that comparison with the total comments versus a QB that isn't playing in this game.

[control-f] "Favre"

Now, STFU.

FU.

Holy fark, wtf is wrong with you? I think you're obsessed with me, and frankly, that's starting to scare me, so welcome to ignore.

Works for me dickhead.


joebendesigns.files.wordpress.com
2012-01-22 06:04:20 PM  
1 votes:
Flacco's mustache makes him look like a businessman who puts escorts on his travel expense form.
2012-01-22 06:01:15 PM  
1 votes:

becksellent: /I've seen my Steelers get burned by them with only seconds left :(
//of course, I never count my guys out either, but they're done for the season, so irrelevant comparison is irrelevant. ;)


I will offer all NE - BAL fans free used of my horribly photoshopped Steelers branded heartjump 2000 NFL edition OFFICIALLY LICENSED BY FARK

img.photobucket.com
2012-01-22 05:58:05 PM  
1 votes:
k.wigflip.com

Ravens in trouble
2012-01-22 05:54:07 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Stuffed like a coed around Ben Rapelisberger!


Your obsession is disturbing.
2012-01-22 05:53:55 PM  
1 votes:
Going for it on 4th and 6?
Harbaugh is the McNuggets of coaches.
2012-01-22 05:51:10 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Do you even notice when I make a comment that's germane to the game?


Germane, Tito, whatever.
2012-01-22 05:50:05 PM  
1 votes:

Luminaro: Did he really need to throw a 70 yard pass into triple coverage?


It was gross, man
2012-01-22 05:49:22 PM  
1 votes:
Ruh Roh Rice
2012-01-22 05:48:16 PM  
1 votes:
oh, nevermind.. posting set it back to page/50

altsune.files.wordpress.com
2012-01-22 05:47:57 PM  
1 votes:
Brady is playing like it is his birthday!
2012-01-22 05:47:44 PM  
1 votes:
INTERCEPT ALL THE BALLS!!!!
2012-01-22 05:46:48 PM  
1 votes:

Di Atribe: FLACCOCEPTION

Dinobot: Flaccoception >=(

Captain Steroid: FLACCOCEPTION!

wooden_badger: FLACCOCEPTION


INTERCEPTCO- er... Flaccoception.
2012-01-22 05:46:25 PM  
1 votes:
Peyton and Bettis lol.
2012-01-22 05:46:21 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

It's just a little dirty, it's still good...it's still good.
2012-01-22 05:45:39 PM  
1 votes:
I haven't seen a Spike take one away like that since that episode where it was his Birthday, and he turned into a big dragon because of his greed!!!
2012-01-22 05:41:04 PM  
1 votes:

Nefarious: So does that mean the Patriot team physician is an Igor?


It's pronounced...Eye-gor.
2012-01-22 05:32:33 PM  
1 votes:
img221.imageshack.us
2012-01-22 05:32:29 PM  
1 votes:
Ravens sure could use those four points they gave up earlier when they settled for a FG,huh?
2012-01-22 05:27:54 PM  
1 votes:
Western Montana has the lowest quality commercials of anywhere. It makes me wish I was watching SOMEBODY LEFT THE GATE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPEENN
2012-01-22 05:27:32 PM  
1 votes:
CBS Sports is reporting Gronk was attacked by Kane, out for the Rumble.
2012-01-22 05:19:42 PM  
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: Yep, if they're gonna give you a hole that big, just go right the fark on through it.


*inappropriate comment*
2012-01-22 05:18:09 PM  
1 votes:
Joe Flacco: Elite Quarterback
2012-01-22 05:16:58 PM  
1 votes:
Rice hits Mayo.

lol
2012-01-22 05:14:20 PM  
1 votes:
What a crawk. These fahkin refs are wicked retahded.
2012-01-22 05:12:11 PM  
1 votes:
this guy dropped a whole gallon of milk on the pavement because he was scared of a Honda. fail
2012-01-22 05:05:22 PM  
1 votes:

Foaming: flop!


wooden_badger: How many of these guys watch soccer?


FLOP! Link (new window)
2012-01-22 05:05:18 PM  
1 votes:

knbber2: Can't the NFL come up with a dress code for the sidelines? Farkin' Belichick is an absolute disgrace to the league.


img.photobucket.com
2012-01-22 05:03:35 PM  
1 votes:

RepoManTSM: WhyteRaven74: for no reason, Tom Brady's pic from the NFL combine

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x343]

Wow, you'd think they'd make it less slave auctiony.


Making them sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" as the owners filed by was just too much.
2012-01-22 05:01:40 PM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: AliceBToklasLives: Not much interested in hockey/basketball until the playoffs.

There's stuff that happens in the regular season in hockey that never happens in the playoffs.


What, like fights and Toronto Maple Leafs games?
2012-01-22 05:00:59 PM  
1 votes:
why does everyone have a fraking English accent in ever damn mersh these days?

GO BACK TO FRANCE, YOU ENGLISH WANKERS
2012-01-22 05:00:43 PM  
1 votes:
That may have been the worst misuse of a song since Reagan used "Born In The USA"
2012-01-22 04:59:14 PM  
1 votes:
Cameron Diaz looks good for 58.
2012-01-22 04:57:55 PM  
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: my wife calles her "Add-a-lay". as in, "do you like Add-a-lay? I like her song."

isn't it "A-Dell", as in, "you're gonna get a dell?"



i.imgur.com

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR
2012-01-22 04:56:28 PM  
1 votes:
So Ravens have to score twice to tie.
2012-01-22 04:53:24 PM  
1 votes:
Brady on the march!
2012-01-22 04:51:02 PM  
1 votes:
Watch it Tom, Lewis has killed before.
2012-01-22 04:51:02 PM  
1 votes:
Calm down, Brady. They are allowed to touch you, you pansy.
2012-01-22 04:50:44 PM  
1 votes:
i just flashed on the Steelers and....crap, was it the Pats game circa week 8 or so, where polamalu punched teh b

dforkus: Sorry Ravens... you bought a knife to a gun fight...



bringing a gun to a knife fight is the egg mcmuffin of going to olive garden for fine italian cuisine and asking for fried chicken
2012-01-22 04:49:58 PM  
1 votes:
Jim Nantz SUSPECTS the reason Ochocinco is inactive today is because his father died.

That's BRILLIANT, Nantz. How you never made detective is beyond me. >:-(
2012-01-22 04:43:36 PM  
1 votes:
I've never heard this song on the Grammy's commercial. What is it?
2012-01-22 04:40:52 PM  
1 votes:
Well, after long and careful consideration (12 seconds), I was unable to come with anything Patriots or Ravens related to post for your halftime entertainment. So I'm just going to post Chester A. Bum's review of "Twilight - Breaking Dawn, Part 1." (new window)

I don't know, maybe one of you guys will see a connection. Oh, and Doug Walker's rant below the Bum review is also worth checking out (come for the Bum, stay for Doug's Brian Kelly-esque smurf complexion).
2012-01-22 04:39:34 PM  
1 votes:

eddievercetti: So is the NFL on CBS the McGriddles of NFL shows?


I'm the Crossanwich of farkers.
2012-01-22 04:36:45 PM  
1 votes:
There's a lot of homoeroticism in the commercials today.

If it keeps up like this, the halftime show at the Super Bowl is going to be John Barrowman.
2012-01-22 04:34:06 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: bronanthebarbarian.files.wordpress.com
I've often said I go for the visually interesting photos.


Fake, but I give you credit for trying to establish your interested-in-women schtick.
2012-01-22 04:32:37 PM  
1 votes:

RminusQ: Yikes. What a gigantic pussy move from the Patriots here.


I don't see your mom out there.
2012-01-22 04:29:08 PM  
1 votes:
The Big Bang Theory is the Egg McMuffin of shiatty, laugh-track tv comedy.
2012-01-22 04:26:30 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-01-22 04:26:12 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: AnEvilGuest: cameroncrazy1984: davidphogan: Apparently Brady can get away with intentional grounding. Who'd have guessed?

Well duh. He wasn't even close to out of the tackle box.

line of scrimmage - look it up fools ;)

Isn't that only if he's out of the tackle box? If he's within the tackle box he has to throw it toward a receiver.


I don't think so, out of the tackle box is for when you don't get to the LOS

// not an official official
2012-01-22 04:23:02 PM  
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Okay guys, I have to back off this thread for a while. My buddy is starting his campaign tonight (Star Wars D20, Legacy Era) and I need to build my Jedi.


Only on Fark.
2012-01-22 04:18:07 PM  
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: I think the Ravens may want to focus on the tight ends

/just a suggestion


Let's hope they use links.
2012-01-22 04:17:21 PM  
1 votes:

dholway: Wekler!


Talk about a nice Grabowski.
2012-01-22 04:15:18 PM  
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Di Atribe: picodenico: What's a wesome?

Take the space out. :)

What'sa wesome? That doesn't make any sense.


To settle it :

img.photobucket.com

I'm also sure there's plenty of pretty in this thread -- Farkettes anyway :D
2012-01-22 04:12:35 PM  
1 votes:
"season premier" of Golf?

Really?
2012-01-22 04:10:30 PM  
1 votes:
You stupid farking Verizon customer!

Take the farking R2 unit!

DO THE WORDS HOLOGRAM PRON MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!?!?!
2012-01-22 04:00:18 PM  
1 votes:
bothsides.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
2012-01-22 03:54:54 PM  
1 votes:
Tebow would be the magically multiplying McFish.
2012-01-22 03:54:06 PM  
1 votes:
The Firm just got better ratings on the last two runs than it did on Thursday night.
2012-01-22 03:53:34 PM  
1 votes:

dholway: haterade69: mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is

Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.

Who's the McDLT?


Rex Grossman.

Hot on the hot side, so cold on the cold side
2012-01-22 03:53:31 PM  
1 votes:
Billy Cundiff isn't really that great of a kicker. Have you seen his stats? Only 60% of his kicks are with his foot
2012-01-22 03:45:57 PM  
1 votes:
Hey baby, put on a suit. You're embarrassing yourself.

/his best friend is a baby?
2012-01-22 03:38:58 PM  
1 votes:
Flacco's hot cocoa energized him for that Dagron.
2012-01-22 03:38:03 PM  
1 votes:
WHERE IS THE FLAG? INTERCEPTING BRADY IS ILLEGAL.
2012-01-22 03:17:42 PM  
1 votes:
This is a beautiful punting exhibition. Football purists love this shiat.
2012-01-22 03:13:28 PM  
1 votes:

Foaming: Ed Reed looked rattled


Ed Reed and Steven Tyler would make a nice homeless couple.
2012-01-22 03:04:53 PM  
1 votes:
And then a FedEx cargo plane does the flyover.
2012-01-22 02:52:53 PM  
1 votes:

dholway: GimpyNip: Jim Rome? Well there's goes any hope that CBS Sports would be an alternative to ESPN

See? See?!? Shiat like that is why I never watch pre-game shows.

And I sure as hell am not going to listen to Steven Tyler 'sing' the national anthem.


Just when you think it can't get any worse...JB interviews the e*trade baby...
2012-01-22 02:42:38 PM  
1 votes:
Soon..... (new window)Not sure if NSFW
2012-01-22 02:41:58 PM  
1 votes:
Not soon enough! (new window)
2012-01-22 02:06:19 PM  
1 votes:
i1020.photobucket.com

My first new pic, just for today.
2012-01-22 02:05:07 PM  
1 votes:
Iowa vs. Penn State Women's College Basketball is on at 3pm IN HD. You've never seen fundamentals like this before!!!

media.spokesman.com
2012-01-22 02:02:25 PM  
1 votes:

4NSpy: Candlestick is going to be a giant puddle.


Giant tears will do that.
2012-01-22 02:00:25 PM  
1 votes:
img15.imageshack.us
2012-01-22 12:37:59 PM  
1 votes:

FriarReb98: Right now I'm picturing Harv sitting at the computer looking and sounding like Ned Flanders when Bart answered "Jesus."


I was actually typing out a faux news report on Goodell disqualifying every NFL team except the Broncos and pitting Tebow against retarded chimps in the Super Bowl, but then I figured out it wasn't that funny.
2012-01-22 11:41:34 AM  
1 votes:

FriarReb98: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I would think you have a vested interest in NE today...???

It's amazing how much the manufactured hate between Pittsburgh and New England clouds their judgement. And it truly is manufactured, as far as I can tell, being a Patriots fan with my best friend being a Steeler fanatic.


Oh, I do have a vested interest in the Patriots today. One problem: the only team I hate more than the Patriots is the Ravens. It's like favoring puke over shiat.
2012-01-22 10:29:42 AM  
1 votes:
JoePa is dead. Oh look, breakfast is ready.........
2012-01-22 10:22:28 AM  
1 votes:
Is this the Tebow thread?
2012-01-22 09:15:06 AM  
1 votes:
My hope for the possible Super Bowl match-ups in order:

Pats v. Giants
Pats v. 49ers
Ravens v. 49ers
Me v. an angry grizzly bear
The Puppy Bowl
The WNBA all-star game
Ravens v. Giants
2012-01-22 06:37:30 AM  
1 votes:
If we're lucky the Russians will have an accident and launch an ICBM at Gillette Stadium. No matter who wins that game we all lose.

I only root for one team, so I'm not cheering for anybody today. That said, I do subscribe to the lesser of the evils theory, which puts me firmly in the camp of the Giants (gag).
 
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