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(ESPN)   Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5698
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2012-01-22 06:38:18 PM

Foaming: What's she doing to the meter of the anthem?


Completely farking it up. At least she stayed in tune.
 
2012-01-22 06:38:26 PM
Just remember kids if you cheer for the 49ers you are cheering for Arugula-eating-left-wing communists. For the love of God they have red uniforms! Wake up Sheeple!
 
2012-01-22 06:38:27 PM
Land of the Frooo?
 
2012-01-22 06:38:27 PM
She couldn't possibly sing it slower, but at least she's keeping it straight instead of showing off with the typical vocal gymnastics that all the other women typically do.

Except for that last "I have to screech because it's obligatory" moment, that is.
 
2012-01-22 06:38:28 PM
And I'm back.

Damn, didn't time it quite so perfectly this time.
 
2012-01-22 06:38:36 PM
Nice job Christian janowitz.....
 
2012-01-22 06:38:37 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who is this fragile bird? I'd hit it.

go watch Pushing Daisies, damn you!


You're not the boss of me!
 
2012-01-22 06:38:37 PM

dugitman: New thread. Yes or No.

First 10 votes wins it.


I vote yes, new thread
 
2012-01-22 06:38:42 PM
How odd, a skinny little blonde girl failed to fark up the National Anthem.
 
2012-01-22 06:38:51 PM
Ravens, I wanted you to lose. But I didn't want you to lose like that. You have a good team, and outplayed the Steelers. See you next season.
 
2012-01-22 06:38:51 PM
You know, you ARE allowed to just sing the damn thing straight through. She's not mangling it like some horrid performances I remember, but the notes still do have defined lengths that they're *supposed* to be.

UGH. and again with the retarded octave jump on 'free'. Dammit that sounds stupid.

Why can nobody actually just SING THE DAMN SONG? It's not about you, biatch!
 
2012-01-22 06:38:58 PM
The field is wet, not because of the rain, but from Jay Glazer sweating on the sidelines.
 
2012-01-22 06:38:58 PM
I want San Fran to bring back the lady/drag queen that had the giant hat from the MLB playoffs. That was one of the most entertaining (and well done) anthems in a playoff event in the past 5 years.
 
2012-01-22 06:38:59 PM
Jay Glazer looks like a penis.
 
2012-01-22 06:38:59 PM
Did he just say the Giants are using Shamwows?
 
2012-01-22 06:39:06 PM
Wow, a NY Giants officially licensed NFL whoopee cushion.
 
2012-01-22 06:39:10 PM
Hmmm... better than the loser from 3 doors down the Cardinals usually trot out
 
2012-01-22 06:39:11 PM

Foaming: What's she doing to the meter of the anthem?


kill-o
 
2012-01-22 06:39:14 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: Kristin Chenoweth?

That's an odd choice. I like it.


Apprently, she did Broadway. Wicked.

/the musical. I'm not calling her wicked.
 
2012-01-22 06:39:17 PM

skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?


AliceBToklasLives: Yep - I had my money of Kristen Chenowith

/whoever the hell that it
//next time, I want Ed Lee to sing it


Nice simulpost - high five
 
2012-01-22 06:39:23 PM
Goddamn talking baby here too.
 
2012-01-22 06:39:25 PM
wheres tiki?
 
2012-01-22 06:39:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who is this fragile bird? I'd hit it.

go watch Pushing Daisies, damn you!


Or Glee

/here is my man card
 
2012-01-22 06:39:27 PM
So Steven Tyler and Kristen Chenowith sang today's anthems. Who's singing at Indy, Melloncamp?

\fwiw, he should be the one playing halftime there, not Madonna
 
2012-01-22 06:39:32 PM
All righty, the junior league is out of the way. On to the NFC!
 
2012-01-22 06:40:03 PM

Harv72b: AliceBToklasLives: GimpyNip: Who's singing the National Anthem for this game? Jeff Garcia?

Wouldn't it be appropriate if they had, like, the mayor sing it? I mean, whoever it is represents the city.

Steve Perry?


How about clay Aiken? Elton John? Barry Manilow? You know, guys who suck dick. Alice already said Jeff Garcia, so I guess we got that covered.


\ I know Garcia's wife is hotter than anything I will ever get. Still, did you ever hear him talk?
 
2012-01-22 06:40:06 PM
Next time, I'm hoping for Lemmy to sing it.
 
2012-01-22 06:40:11 PM

TheManofPA: I want San Fran to bring back the lady/drag queen that had the giant hat from the MLB playoffs. That was one of the most entertaining (and well done) anthems in a playoff event in the past 5 years.


Aretha Franklin?

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-01-22 06:40:11 PM
My guy is cooking up some jambalya. Starting to smell really good in here.
 
2012-01-22 06:40:26 PM

PanicMan: Ravens, I wanted you to lose. But I didn't want you to lose like that. You have a good team, and outplayed the Steelers. See you next season.


Well written.
 
2012-01-22 06:40:30 PM
What was with that Ali thing?
 
2012-01-22 06:40:34 PM

skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?


I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual
 
2012-01-22 06:40:35 PM

FriarReb98: So Steven Tyler and Kristen Chenowith sang today's anthems. Who's singing at Indy, Melloncamp?

\fwiw, he should be the one playing halftime there, not Madonna


Mouserat should be doing the halftime show. Pawnee's native sons!
 
2012-01-22 06:40:37 PM
So... Muhammad Ali is playing in this game?
 
2012-01-22 06:40:42 PM
So...will this thread break 6,000?
 
2012-01-22 06:40:49 PM
Anyone know what was up with the cheering and jeering throughout the anthem?
 
2012-01-22 06:40:51 PM
how is a boxer, who performs once a year, athlete of the century/
 
2012-01-22 06:40:54 PM

yookaloco: Apprently, she did Broadway. Wicked


Oh I knew who she was. Also a west wing cast member. I think Deputy Press secretary or some such position
 
2012-01-22 06:40:57 PM
fewer of you would be complaining about anthem butchering if our Anthem was 'America the Beautiful'.. like it should be

/yeah, I'll be That Guy
 
2012-01-22 06:40:57 PM
Camera blackouts
 
2012-01-22 06:40:59 PM
Iron Maiden needs to play the SB halftime show, and Tobias Sammet needs to do the national anthem.
 
2012-01-22 06:41:01 PM
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2012-01-22 06:41:15 PM

PanicMan: Ravens, I wanted you to lose. But I didn't want you to lose like that. You have a good team, and outplayed the Steelers. See you next season.


This.

OK guys, I'm off to grab some dinner, maybe hang out with the family for a while. Will try to be back later.

/go Giants, I guess - out of all the teams left, I'd rather see you guys win the SB
//sorry Niners fans, you guys seem pretty cool, so I guess I'll be happy for y'all if SF wins.
 
2012-01-22 06:41:21 PM
Look for SF special teams to dance to Tony Montana before they kick off.
 
2012-01-22 06:41:27 PM

DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual


I believe she's a lesbian.
 
2012-01-22 06:41:29 PM

dumbandilikeit: My guy is cooking up some jambalya. Starting to smell really good in here.


Any Crawfish pie? File gumbo?
 
2012-01-22 06:41:39 PM

DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual


grooooooan


Enjoy your de facto Super Bowl, everyone!
 
2012-01-22 06:41:41 PM
Someone needs to get that poor girl an umbrella.
 
2012-01-22 06:41:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So... Muhammad Ali is playing in this game?


Why not, he knows how a wide left feels
 
2012-01-22 06:41:50 PM
Who the fark was singing the national anthem? Because that was terrible. If you don't have the talent to sing it like its supposed to be sung, don't magnify the problem by trying to rewrite it on the fly.
 
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