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(ESPN)   Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5698
    More: Cool, AFC Championship Game, Ravens, Patriots, nyg, CBS, AFC, wild cards, Pro Bowl  
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2012-01-22 08:53:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Miller Lite wins beer award, because every other entry was horse piss and antifreeze.


So it was a three way against PBR and Natty Light?
 
2012-01-22 08:53:34 PM  
Buck expecting Cruz and denied
 
2012-01-22 08:53:40 PM  

Zoomaster: We are having an ice storm in NE Wisconsin and my kid just ran off the road to avoid a head on collision. He went over the guard rail and most likely totaled his truck, Just spent the last four hours driving and getting him and his girl friend out of the hospital.

Any how, did I miss anything? How did that first game end?

/anybody want to buy a 2010, four door Ford F150?
//real nice truck (was)


Oh damn. Hope they're okay.
 
2012-01-22 08:53:57 PM  

GimpyNip: Vernon Davis looks like Harlem Heat era Booker T


He comin' fo' you, Ninja.
 
2012-01-22 08:53:59 PM  
Good news: New roomie from California who attends UC-Berkeley is not a 49ers fan. I was worried this would be awkward.
 
2012-01-22 08:54:00 PM  

Earguy: Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.

Without all that pesky...conversation.


Hell, the whole reason I wanted Siri was to buy someone to talk to.

/sulks back into his corner.
 
2012-01-22 08:54:05 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: bionicjoe: Chupacabra Sandwich: Boston loves Dunkin Donuts

More DD's than starbucks

That's the best thing I've ever heard about Boston.

You've obviously never been here. (new window)


Mmmm... Legal chowder....
 
2012-01-22 08:54:07 PM  

mjg: Earguy: Collagen FTW? NSFW Link (new window)

Yo I heard you like pictures in your pictures so I...NSFW Link (new window)

My dick just coughed.


Maybe you oughta get that checked.
 
2012-01-22 08:54:28 PM  
2 yards and a cloud of tapdancing.
 
2012-01-22 08:54:40 PM  

SoCalSurfer: Come on niners, keep the west coast interested in the super bowl.

No one wants to see a battle over which city has a greater false sense of smug superiority


Would Boston vs. San Fran or Boston vs. New York really make that much of a difference.
 
2012-01-22 08:54:40 PM  

Zoomaster: We are having an ice storm in NE Wisconsin and my kid just ran off the road to avoid a head on collision. He went over the guard rail and most likely totaled his truck, Just spent the last four hours driving and getting him and his girl friend out of the hospital.

Any how, did I miss anything? How did that first game end?

/anybody want to buy a 2010, four door Ford F150?
//real nice truck (was)


1.bp.blogspot.com

/hope they're okay
//and you too I guess
///slashies come in threes
 
2012-01-22 08:54:43 PM  
C'mon, Eli, wake the f**k up!
 
2012-01-22 08:54:47 PM  

Zoomaster: We are having an ice storm in NE Wisconsin and my kid just ran off the road to avoid a head on collision. He went over the guard rail and most likely totaled his truck, Just spent the last four hours driving and getting him and his girl friend out of the hospital.

Any how, did I miss anything? How did that first game end?

/anybody want to buy a 2010, four door Ford F150?
//real nice truck (was)


Damn, dude, glad to hear he's okay.

First game ended with the Ravens' kicker blowing the game.
 
2012-01-22 08:54:58 PM  
Another Manningsack!
 
2012-01-22 08:55:03 PM  
Boom goes the Manning!
 
2012-01-22 08:55:05 PM  
Sack of Eli 2
 
2012-01-22 08:55:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Miller Lite wins beer award, because every other entry was horse piss and antifreeze.


Antifreeze probably tastes better but comes with worse side effects.
 
2012-01-22 08:55:07 PM  
4th down, Giants have to punt again.
 
2012-01-22 08:55:07 PM  
SACK
 
2012-01-22 08:55:10 PM  

Captain Steroid: C'mon, Eli, wake the f**k up!


That probably woke him up.
 
2012-01-22 08:55:17 PM  
Sack #4!
 
2012-01-22 08:55:18 PM  
*sigh* Down goes Eli. -_-
 
2012-01-22 08:55:19 PM  
Huuuuuge sack.
 
2012-01-22 08:55:19 PM  

yookaloco: Earguy: Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.

Without all that pesky...conversation.

Hell, the whole reason I wanted Siri was to buy someone to talk to.

/sulks back into his corner.


If you could attach it to a fleshlight, there would be no reason to leave the house anymore.

/Manningsack!
 
2012-01-22 08:55:20 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: bionicjoe: Chupacabra Sandwich: Boston loves Dunkin Donuts

More DD's than starbucks

That's the best thing I've ever heard about Boston.

You've obviously never been here. (new window)


I knew exactly what that link was before I clicked on it. haha.
 
2012-01-22 08:55:33 PM  

Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.


Or buy these (new window)so you don't have to take off your gloves to use your phone.
 
2012-01-22 08:55:55 PM  
The field cam reminds me of a dream sequence in Wayne's World without the finger movements.
 
2012-01-22 08:55:57 PM  
SF at their 21.

These fans are getting amped.
 
2012-01-22 08:55:57 PM  

SoCalSurfer: Come on niners, keep the west coast interested in the super bowl.

No one wants to see a battle over which city has a greater false sense of smug superiority


i mean if i had to rank them sf would be highest smug, followed by nyc, followed by boston but all are very very close... i might need to check the espn smug city power poll to determine who the winner is

/sf seems the kind of place that could really manipulate a power pole
 
2012-01-22 08:56:04 PM  
Turns out he's a Raiders fan and anti-San Francisco.
 
2012-01-22 08:56:26 PM  

Zoomaster: We are having an ice storm in NE Wisconsin and my kid just ran off the road to avoid a head on collision. He went over the guard rail and most likely totaled his truck, Just spent the last four hours driving and getting him and his girl friend out of the hospital.

Any how, did I miss anything? How did that first game end?

/anybody want to buy a 2010, four door Ford F150?
//real nice truck (was)


He's ok? I hope he's ok.
 
2012-01-22 08:56:32 PM  
I love how the fancy suspension camera turns into a misty piece of shiat in the rain. It looks like a Barbara Walters vasoline filter.
 
2012-01-22 08:56:35 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: FirstNationalBastard: Miller Lite wins beer award, because every other entry was horse piss and antifreeze.

So it was a three way against PBR and Natty Light?


I actually looked it up.

There's about 90 categories of beers up for awards. With that many, a few major brands win a few categories every year. Keep in mind that the majors buy lucrative booth space at the festival, it would be stupid to have them come in, and then be snobbish to them.
 
2012-01-22 08:56:39 PM  

melewen: Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.

Or buy these (new window)so you don't have to take off your gloves to use your phone.


Oooo.. nifty.
 
2012-01-22 08:56:52 PM  

RminusQ: Turns out he's a Raiders fan and anti-San Francisco.


Better lock up your shiat, dude.
 
2012-01-22 08:56:57 PM  

RminusQ: Turns out he's a Raiders fan and anti-San Francisco.


Run a CORI on him.
 
2012-01-22 08:57:03 PM  

farbekrieg: /sf seems the kind of place that could really manipulate a power pole


I'm waiting for the San Francisco power grid to get on the Delhomme board again.
 
2012-01-22 08:57:14 PM  

RminusQ: Turns out he's a Raiders fan and anti-San Francisco.


I approve. Watch your back and pat down for weapons.
 
2012-01-22 08:57:20 PM  

RepoManTSM: SoCalSurfer: Come on niners, keep the west coast interested in the super bowl.

No one wants to see a battle over which city has a greater false sense of smug superiority

Would Boston vs. San Fran or Boston vs. New York really make that much of a difference.


Aw crap you're kinda right

My hatred for Eli is clouding my sense of judgement
 
2012-01-22 08:57:21 PM  
Ok San Fran, let's keep this simple. Throw to Davis. There make me the OC
 
2012-01-22 08:57:25 PM  

melewen: Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.

Or buy these (new window)so you don't have to take off your gloves to use your phone.


Three people in my office bought those...

I know its a recession and all, but some people have too much money to spend.
 
2012-01-22 08:57:31 PM  

Zoomaster: We are having an ice storm in NE Wisconsin and my kid just ran off the road to avoid a head on collision. He went over the guard rail and most likely totaled his truck, Just spent the last four hours driving and getting him and his girl friend out of the hospital.

Any how, did I miss anything? How did that first game end?

/anybody want to buy a 2010, four door Ford F150?
//real nice truck (was)


Wow, that's rough. :/ Hope your son & his gf are OK.
 
2012-01-22 08:57:37 PM  

Pontious Pilates: I love how the fancy suspension camera turns into a misty piece of shiat in the rain. It looks like a Barbara Walters vasoline filter.


...what does Barbara Walters' anus have to do with anything?
 
2012-01-22 08:57:44 PM  

farbekrieg: sf would be highest smug, followed by nyc, followed by boston but all are very very close


I'd say LA is the worst because while they're all very smug, SF, NYC, and Boston are great cities. LA is a shiathole.
 
2012-01-22 08:57:50 PM  

vegaswench: Zoomaster: We are having an ice storm in NE Wisconsin and my kid just ran off the road to avoid a head on collision. He went over the guard rail and most likely totaled his truck, Just spent the last four hours driving and getting him and his girl friend out of the hospital.

Any how, did I miss anything? How did that first game end?

/anybody want to buy a 2010, four door Ford F150?
//real nice truck (was)

Oh damn. Hope they're okay.


Add me to the "hope they're okay" list.
 
2012-01-22 08:57:57 PM  

melewen: Pratty: So now you can text...by talking into your phone.

Or buy these (new window)so you don't have to take off your gloves to use your phone.


I just bought my best friend something like that, only they are the diodes that can attach to any fabric gloves.
 
2012-01-22 08:58:10 PM  
3 and out, Niners. Giants needed that badly.
 
2012-01-22 08:58:19 PM  

4NSpy: farbekrieg: im worried i wont know whats next after the game, if only they could play a commercial telling me every 90 seconds

I'm on the West Coast, when do I get to see 60 minutes?


This September
 
2012-01-22 08:58:29 PM  

Fubegra: farbekrieg: /sf seems the kind of place that could really manipulate a power pole

I'm waiting for the San Francisco power grid to get on the Delhomme board again.


how dare you besmirch the power of SF, i doubt anything or anyone goes down in SF
 
2012-01-22 08:58:47 PM  
Zoomaster

I hope the two are okay!
 
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