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(ESPN)   Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5698
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2012-01-22 07:18:59 PM

Earguy: CBS's surround sound is better than Fox's. Fox has better on-field miking. FWIW.


I've got the rear speakers cranked, it helps drown out Buck.
 
2012-01-22 07:19:02 PM
4th and 14. Should've gotten a turnover twice there, lol.
 
2012-01-22 07:19:04 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-01-22 07:19:04 PM
Damn, that was an ugly throw.
 
2012-01-22 07:19:08 PM

Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?


It could be Helen Keller slippery.
 
2012-01-22 07:19:10 PM

dholway: I blame Human Urine.


you don't want the oozy kind on your balls
 
2012-01-22 07:19:16 PM
Rain is causing issues on both sides now. It's pouring down at the moment...
 
2012-01-22 07:19:37 PM
Giants at their 30.
 
2012-01-22 07:19:41 PM

Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?


Greased watermelon in the pool.

/not as bad as a greased Scotsman
 
2012-01-22 07:19:55 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?

It could be Helen Keller slippery.


...and she knew how to use her hands!
 
2012-01-22 07:20:02 PM

Di Atribe: Bunny Deville: The kids broke my NOAA, but I have Weathercall and I'm planning on staying up to monitor the weather anyway. I'm actually doing a research project on tornadoes right now for my senior research... thanks for the good wishes, guys, the entire state has PTSD from April and I'm pretty damn scared.

Girl, let us know you're alright if you can, ok? It does look serious.

Damn trick play fail daaaaaaaaaamn


watch my twitter tomorrow, I'll post as soon as it's all over.

In other news, I really need people to score more points in this game. Preferably SF...
 
2012-01-22 07:20:08 PM
I liked Chronicle better when it was The Coven. Wait, I'd never watch either movie.
 
2012-01-22 07:20:20 PM

dholway: I blame Human Urine.


Buck's bad, but i don't think it was his fault....
 
2012-01-22 07:20:21 PM

Earguy: Chronicle looks like it might be good. Kids discovering superpowers, deciding if they'll use them for good or evil.


The kids appear to ruin it. Theyre cocky and being dicks.

Might make a good origin story still
 
2012-01-22 07:20:22 PM
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit high.

/nice to see Nicks back
 
2012-01-22 07:20:23 PM

dholway: Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?

Welker slippery.


Like KY jelly on a supply
 
2012-01-22 07:20:31 PM

Car_Ramrod: Earguy: Chronicle looks like it might be good. Kids discovering superpowers, deciding if they'll use them for good or evil.

I love the premise, but I'm sure it will be bad.


It's The Craft with guys.
 
2012-01-22 07:20:35 PM

yookaloco: Dinobot: Is it just me, or does Eli look like the Great Gazoo? His helmet looks kinda oversized

Someone said that last week too. Again, who is this Gazoo?!?

mjg: Fox's 'Touch' should star Jerry Sandusky

Someone said that last week too. It was me.

=(

hbk72777: yookaloco: mgshamster: hbk72777: stop running the farking ball

They can't. They're compelled.

If they do it well, the D is too beaten up to react in the 4th.

I could see if this was Bradshaw/Jacobs 2k7, but they're slower and broken down now.

It's been one of the keys to their resurgence the last 4 weeks though. Although I admit, Jacobs is alot worse than 07.


media.giantbomb.com

A character from the flintstones -- think of it as a Scrappy character for that series, cept nowhere near as annoying.

/but did signal the decline of the show
 
2012-01-22 07:20:41 PM
Can someone please tell me why
A. Everyone was all bent out of shape about the new kickoff start line and
B. Why everyone gets all bent about a 15 yd penalty enforced on kickoff?

I mean, a professional kicker in the nfl should be able to adjust his power, correct?
 
2012-01-22 07:20:46 PM

RepoManTSM: I liked Chronicle better when it was The Coven. Wait, I'd never watch either movie.


You mean The Craft, the film that launched a thousand Hot Topic accounts?
 
2012-01-22 07:20:48 PM
A classic Manning cocktail - the highball
 
2012-01-22 07:20:50 PM

Car_Ramrod: Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?

Greased watermelon in the pool.

/not as bad as a greased Scotsman


i36.photobucket.com

But I'm dead sexy....
 
2012-01-22 07:21:06 PM

dholway: Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?

Welker slippery.


prison soap slippery
 
2012-01-22 07:21:21 PM
7-0 San Francisco, 15:00 2nd
 
2012-01-22 07:21:29 PM
End of 1!

img233.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-22 07:21:48 PM

robsul82: RepoManTSM: I liked Chronicle better when it was The Coven. Wait, I'd never watch either movie.

You mean The Craft, the film that launched a thousand Hot Topic accounts?


I always feel like there's a little Final Destination in there when I see the commercial. No idea why.
 
2012-01-22 07:21:49 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?

It could be Helen Keller slippery.


or the colony of slipperymen slippery?
 
2012-01-22 07:21:53 PM

Car_Ramrod: Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?


/not as bad as a greased Scotsman


www.simpsoncrazy.com
 
2012-01-22 07:21:53 PM

Bunny Deville: The kids broke my NOAA, but I have Weathercall and I'm planning on staying up to monitor the weather anyway.


Stay safe. Let us know if you need us to look anything up for you. I don't know weathercall, but I hope their satelliete is at least as good as weather.com.
 
2012-01-22 07:22:23 PM

Captain Steroid: End of 1!

[img233.imageshack.us image 251x1100]


I love dog fort :)
 
2012-01-22 07:22:25 PM

Bartleby the Scrivener: Can someone please tell me why
A. Everyone was all bent out of shape about the new kickoff start line and
B. Why everyone gets all bent about a 15 yd penalty enforced on kickoff?

I mean, a professional kicker in the nfl should be able to adjust his power, correct?


HUh? The new kickoff line means almost guaranteed touchback.

A 15 yard penalty hurts your team and allows a kick return
 
2012-01-22 07:22:29 PM
I would love to take the farkettes to the Super Bowl with me.
 
2012-01-22 07:22:37 PM

Bartleby the Scrivener: Can someone please tell me why
A. Everyone was all bent out of shape about the new kickoff start line and
B. Why everyone gets all bent about a 15 yd penalty enforced on kickoff?

I mean, a professional kicker in the nfl should be able to adjust his power, correct?


you missed the last game
 
2012-01-22 07:23:08 PM
Jack Bauer! Predicting the future! Brain disorders!
 
mjg
2012-01-22 07:23:32 PM
yookaloco: Didn't mean to plagerise (not on the Fark thread last week).

How about "The Blind Side starring Jerry Sandusky"

/probably also said before
 
2012-01-22 07:24:03 PM

eddievercetti: Earguy: Chronicle looks like it might be good. Kids discovering superpowers, deciding if they'll use them for good or evil.

The kids appear to ruin it. Theyre cocky and being dicks.

Might make a good origin story still


Based on the commercial, I bet it goes like this:

1. Kids experience something that gives them powers.
2. Kids with powers get cocky because, well, they're kids with powers.
3. Shiat happens that snaps them to reality.
4. Two use their powers for good, one has baggage that makes him resentful and use his powers for evil.
5. Personas are created for super heroes/villain.
6. Cue sequel.
 
2012-01-22 07:24:08 PM

expobill: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Polish Hussar: I wonder how slippery the ball is; are we talking greased pig slippery or greased up deaf guy slippery?

It could be Helen Keller slippery.

or the colony of slipperymen slippery?


Ahh somewhat obscure.
 
2012-01-22 07:24:14 PM
Cruz Control
 
2012-01-22 07:24:14 PM
noooooo Simpson climb everest?
i need to watch because tim an Everest junkie.
 
2012-01-22 07:24:16 PM

yookaloco: Bunny Deville: The kids broke my NOAA, but I have Weathercall and I'm planning on staying up to monitor the weather anyway.

Stay safe. Let us know if you need us to look anything up for you. I don't know weathercall, but I hope their satelliete is at least as good as weather.com.


Last time I got a call from them was a good 3 minutes before the sirens went off, so they're cool. The storms won't hit here until after midnight. I'll probably still be up farking.

Cruz!
 
2012-01-22 07:24:17 PM
CRUZ!!!
 
2012-01-22 07:24:19 PM
First down, Eli to Cruz, +36!
 
2012-01-22 07:24:20 PM
there's a cruuuuuuuuuuz missile

play that salsa music
 
2012-01-22 07:24:23 PM
I forgot Cruz still played on the Giants
 
2012-01-22 07:24:23 PM
Cruzin' for a Bruzin
 
2012-01-22 07:24:27 PM
Ay dios mio, Cruz!
 
2012-01-22 07:24:28 PM
nice pass.
 
2012-01-22 07:24:28 PM
img338.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-22 07:24:30 PM

FriarReb98: robsul82: RepoManTSM: I liked Chronicle better when it was The Coven. Wait, I'd never watch either movie.

You mean The Craft, the film that launched a thousand Hot Topic accounts?

I always feel like there's a little Final Destination in there when I see the commercial. No idea why.


The Craft was watchable because of Neve Campbell. The Coven was the one about teen age guys with telekentic witch powers back in the mid 2000s.
 
2012-01-22 07:24:30 PM
DAMNIT CRUZ!!!!
 
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