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(ESPN)   Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox   (scores.espn.go.com ) divider line
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2012-01-22 06:41:51 PM  
Is Candlestick Park more like a swamp or a Slip-n-Slide when it's this wet?
 
2012-01-22 06:41:55 PM  

yookaloco: Chupacabra Sandwich: Kristin Chenoweth?

That's an odd choice. I like it.

Apprently, she did Broadway. Wicked.

/the musical. I'm not calling her wicked.


Trained opera singer, too.
 
2012-01-22 06:41:59 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-01-22 06:42:05 PM  

dumbandilikeit: My guy is cooking up some jambalya. Starting to smell really good in here.


ginger kikkoman soaked bake chicken with whole grain rice, 2 buck chuck chardonnay.
 
2012-01-22 06:42:24 PM  
SF starts at their 23.
 
2012-01-22 06:42:30 PM  

The Bestest: fewer of you would be complaining about anthem butchering if our Anthem was 'America the Beautiful'.. like it should be

/yeah, I'll be That Guy


At least Vince McMahon gets it right!!!
 
2012-01-22 06:42:32 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Iron Maiden needs to play the SB halftime show, and Tobias Sammet needs to do the national anthem.


*sees username*

Of course you would.

/were they playing Thunderstruck?
 
2012-01-22 06:42:38 PM  

expobill: how is a boxer, who performs once a year, athlete of the century/


Quality question. I fear it will not be answered.
 
2012-01-22 06:42:40 PM  
i1020.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-22 06:42:41 PM  

Foaming: What's she doing to the meter of the anthem?


Would you rather she fark up the tune and get the meter "correct".

She was channeling her inner Frank Zappa.
 
2012-01-22 06:42:41 PM  

dumbandilikeit: DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual

I believe she's a lesbian.


I'd turn lesbian for a piece of that. AND I'M A DUDE!
 
2012-01-22 06:42:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: dumbandilikeit: My guy is cooking up some jambalya. Starting to smell really good in here.

Any Crawfish pie? File gumbo?


I'll just take crawfish, please. Haven't had them in a while....
 
2012-01-22 06:42:47 PM  
sounds like Joe Buck is bored already

"monotone monotone monotone monotone"
 
2012-01-22 06:42:48 PM  
I'm waiting for Harbaugh to break his hand from all that shoulder and helmet slapping.
 
2012-01-22 06:42:57 PM  
WHY WAS JIM HARBAUGH BEATING UP ALEX SMITH?! O_O
 
2012-01-22 06:43:29 PM  

skinink: [img834.imageshack.us image 640x860]


We need to read up on the 7XX range of HTTP Status Codes?

/oh wait it is kickoff?
//back later
 
2012-01-22 06:43:43 PM  

skinink: [img834.imageshack.us image 640x860]


I think the rat takes the beer
 
2012-01-22 06:43:49 PM  
nice block
 
2012-01-22 06:43:50 PM  

Captain Steroid: WHY WAS JIM HARBAUGH BEATING UP ALEX SMITH?! O_O


He didn't have Harbaugh's sandwich prepared properly.
 
2012-01-22 06:43:53 PM  
Frank Gore turns water into wine.
 
2012-01-22 06:43:56 PM  
Gore made lemonade out of lemons. Good play.
 
2012-01-22 06:43:58 PM  
Niner first down out of nothing.
 
2012-01-22 06:44:04 PM  
Good game, Flacco. Much as I revel in a Ravens loss, I have to admit that I feel somewhat for Flacco, having to deal with all the shiat he gets for not living up to the standards his defense sets. Must be rough having to worry about getting shivved by a teammate. Now, it's Condiff's turn.

And to the classy Ravens fans here, my condolences. Much as I can't stomach your team winning even a preseason game, some of you guys are cool.

Awful game by Brady, though. Hopefully the Gints win and I can go right back to hating the Patriots. And Tom earned this:

i199.photobucket.com

\not mine, sadly
 
2012-01-22 06:44:08 PM  
.... AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO... first down.


Joe Buck sucks
 
2012-01-22 06:44:12 PM  
Gore's gonna be thanking that blocker.
 
2012-01-22 06:44:13 PM  
Well, now that the Birds are out, pulling for SF to win it all. Because Dallas beat SF and we win the UberBowl.
 
2012-01-22 06:44:13 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that Terry Bradshaw looks like the Cryptkeeper?

/he does
 
2012-01-22 06:44:27 PM  

dumbandilikeit: DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual

I believe she's a lesbian.


Nah, born-again Christian I'm pretty sure.

Talented woman, accomplished on Broadway, really wants to be a bigger star. TV shows have tanked, various albums have been lukewarm. Most recently put out a country album hoping to be the next Faith/Shania/Whatever.
 
2012-01-22 06:44:38 PM  
Giants uniforms look awful today...
 
2012-01-22 06:44:43 PM  
Can't wait to see who loses to the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
 
2012-01-22 06:44:55 PM  
is Alfrank Gore playing?
the U is green
 
2012-01-22 06:44:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: dumbandilikeit: My guy is cooking up some jambalya. Starting to smell really good in here.

Any Crawfish pie? File gumbo?


Naw, we only make that when we can get fresh head-on shrimp. He makes homemade shrimp stock for the gumbo.
 
2012-01-22 06:45:13 PM  
We've got a Niner down!
 
2012-01-22 06:45:13 PM  
Sad Fox music already?
 
2012-01-22 06:45:18 PM  

whenIsayGO: Wow, Chenoweth. That's an odd choice. But although she has a reputation for cutesy singing, she's actually a really good singer. So, um, nice choice for once.


When the anthem was on my father and I were watching it in HD on the big TV while my mom and sister watched it in the kitchen in SD, the delay between the two signals created a very nice harmony effect.

On the subject of Ms. Chenowith, does anyone have a link to her FHM spread?
 
2012-01-22 06:45:24 PM  

lexslamman: Has anyone mentioned that Terry Bradshaw looks like the Cryptkeeper?

/he does


With four rings.
 
2012-01-22 06:45:27 PM  

Scruffinator: Giants uniforms look awful today...


Yeah, I hate "throwback week" uniforms.
 
2012-01-22 06:46:00 PM  

jaylectricity: Can't wait to see who loses to the Patriots in the Super Bowl.


Beware hubris.
 
2012-01-22 06:46:01 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Haven't they figured out that Heigl is box office poison yet?


But TITS!
 
2012-01-22 06:46:23 PM  

Earguy: dumbandilikeit: DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual

I believe she's a lesbian.

Nah, born-again Christian I'm pretty sure.

Talented woman, accomplished on Broadway, really wants to be a bigger star. TV shows have tanked, various albums have been lukewarm. Most recently put out a country album hoping to be the next Faith/Shania/Whatever.


Liberal Christian, supporter of gay rights but straight.

Her Wiki (new window)
 
2012-01-22 06:46:26 PM  

jaylectricity: Scruffinator: Giants uniforms look awful today...

Yeah, I hate "throwback week" uniforms.


Problem is that those are their normal ones. They've never looked right, can't tell why.
 
2012-01-22 06:46:29 PM  

Earguy: dumbandilikeit: DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual

I believe she's a lesbian.

Nah, born-again Christian I'm pretty sure.

Talented woman, accomplished on Broadway, really wants to be a bigger star. TV shows have tanked, various albums have been lukewarm. Most recently put out a country album hoping to be the next Faith/Shania/Whatever.


Not a lesbian... she used to date Aaron Sorkin.
 
2012-01-22 06:46:32 PM  

Polish Hussar: whenIsayGO: Wow, Chenoweth. That's an odd choice. But although she has a reputation for cutesy singing, she's actually a really good singer. So, um, nice choice for once.

When the anthem was on my father and I were watching it in HD on the big TV while my mom and sister watched it in the kitchen in SD, the delay between the two signals created a very nice harmony effect.

On the subject of Ms. Chenowith, does anyone have a link to her FHM spread?


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kristen+chenoweth+fhm
 
2012-01-22 06:46:39 PM  

Earguy: dumbandilikeit: DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual

I believe she's a lesbian.

Nah, born-again Christian I'm pretty sure.

Talented woman, accomplished on Broadway, really wants to be a bigger star. TV shows have tanked, various albums have been lukewarm. Most recently put out a country album hoping to be the next Faith/Shania/Whatever.


I accidentally heard a lady tottenham song this morning, kinda sounds like rock with layered music, which I like.
 
2012-01-22 06:46:42 PM  

lexslamman: Has anyone mentioned that Terry Bradshaw looks like the Cryptkeeper?

/he does


Are you TRYING to irritate John Clayton?!?!

Scruffinator: Giants uniforms look awful today...


As they do most of the time they are away.

Earguy: dumbandilikeit: DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual

I believe she's a lesbian.

Nah, born-again Christian I'm pretty sure.

.


To wikipedia!!
 
2012-01-22 06:46:47 PM  
I'm not sure how the trailer for 21 Jump Street transitions between Jonah Hill's character as a smart geek to so dumb he doesn't remember to read someone their Miranda rights.
 
2012-01-22 06:46:50 PM  

dumbandilikeit: DanZero: skinink: Who the hell is Kristen Chenowith?

I don't know, but Mr. Cheno must be a pretty proud individual

I believe she's a lesbian.


Is that based on anything? I've been out of the loop but I've never heard that. I've only ever known of her dating men.
 
2012-01-22 06:46:59 PM  
Well, I never heard of her, but I would definitely smack her on the ass and pull her hair.

Now, let's talk footbaw.
 
2012-01-22 06:47:11 PM  

Scruffinator: Giants uniforms look awful today...


static.oprah.com
Black pants would have been more slimming.

 
2012-01-22 06:47:24 PM  
i1020.photobucket.com
/she's pretty
 
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