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		Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox (scores.espn.go.com)		5698
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robsul82		2012-01-22 04:59:35 PM

Please ignore that Reese Witherspoon is a two-timing whore in this movie.

It's ADORABLE for our purposes!

WhyteRaven74		2012-01-22 04:59:37 PM

for no reason, Tom Brady's pic from the NFL combine

1.bp.blogspot.com

TheManofPA		2012-01-22 04:59:41 PM

You know, typically the song "War" in a trailer has been a bad sign that the movie will suck. There's probably a good movie of late to have it, but really the last time I can remember hearing it and not hating the scene was Jackie Chan trying to sing it in Rush Hour (mind you, not a great opus but a fun popcorn flick)

jaylectricity		2012-01-22 05:00:00 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Not much interested in hockey/basketball until the playoffs.

There's stuff that happens in the regular season in hockey that never happens in the playoffs.

yookaloco		2012-01-22 05:00:21 PM

Is it just me (strong possibility) or did this threads derp level just start to rise to flood levels?

robsul82		2012-01-22 05:00:25 PM

Di Atribe: robsul82: I don't talk to enough old people, I have no idea of anyone who watches "Blue Bloods."

My mom pretty much watches CBS exclusively. It has Magnum PI in it, so she likes it.

Yeah, that's what I'd figure.

wombatsrus		2012-01-22 05:00:43 PM

AnEvilGuest: One flick of a Flacco wrist from a Ravens lead.

need some damn touchdowns

Watch for more deep bombs, Pats have already shown they can't cover the Ravens receivers deep.

dugitman		2012-01-22 05:00:43 PM

That may have been the worst misuse of a song since Reagan used "Born In The USA"

rickythepenguin		2012-01-22 05:00:59 PM

why does everyone have a fraking English accent in ever damn mersh these days?

GO BACK TO FRANCE, YOU ENGLISH WANKERS

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-01-22 05:01:26 PM

FriarReb98: This Means War = White Guys Version of Bad Boys.

I'd rather fight over Tea Leoni than Reese Witherspoon. Leoni had that mid 90s slut look that died a tragic death.

AdmirableSnackbar		2012-01-22 05:01:40 PM

jaylectricity: AliceBToklasLives: Not much interested in hockey/basketball until the playoffs.

There's stuff that happens in the regular season in hockey that never happens in the playoffs.

What, like fights and Toronto Maple Leafs games?

eddievercetti		2012-01-22 05:01:45 PM

robsul82: Di Atribe: robsul82: I don't talk to enough old people, I have no idea of anyone who watches "Blue Bloods."

My mom pretty much watches CBS exclusively. It has Magnum PI in it, so she likes it.

Yeah, that's what I'd figure.

"CBS: Because Grandma needs TV too."

/Thank you Lewis

Earguy		2012-01-22 05:01:51 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: My pot roast needs another 20 minutes to perfection. Jalapeno cornbread, some nice basmati rice to go with the gravy, and a little cole slaw with a red pepper vinagrette dressing. Pineapple upside down cake for the finale.

Post pics!

/preparing my own food porn

bionicjoe		2012-01-22 05:01:56 PM

Turning into a ZOO out there.

ZOO (new window)

rickythepenguin		2012-01-22 05:02:12 PM

Rice just pilaf'd the secondary

funk_soul_bubby		2012-01-22 05:02:15 PM

Antwaan Molden FTW.

GimpyNip		2012-01-22 05:02:15 PM

knbber2: Can't the NFL come up with a dress code for the sidelines? Farkin' Belichick is an absolute disgrace to the league.

Ya...but the only thing Mike Nolan ever won in the NFL was best dressed coach.

RepoManTSM		2012-01-22 05:02:16 PM

WhyteRaven74: for no reason, Tom Brady's pic from the NFL combine

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x343]

Wow, you'd think they'd make it less slave auctiony.

AnEvilGuest		2012-01-22 05:02:25 PM

wombatsrus: AnEvilGuest: One flick of a Flacco wrist from a Ravens lead.

need some damn touchdowns

Watch for more deep bombs, Pats have already shown they can't cover the Ravens receivers deep.

Arrington out wont help with that

FriarReb98		2012-01-22 05:02:51 PM

I *knew* the Molden-Boldin link was gonna come into it.

Earguy		2012-01-22 05:02:52 PM

bionicjoe: Turning into a ZOO out there.

ZOO (new window)

Hey, I have that Hendrix album!

dugitman		2012-01-22 05:03:06 PM

bionicjoe: ZOO (new window)

Heeeeeyoh!!

/label those nsfw plz

nvmac		2012-01-22 05:03:19 PM

bionicjoe: Turning into a ZOO out there.

ZOO (new window)

Me be zookeeper please?

AliceBToklasLives		2012-01-22 05:03:21 PM

AdmirableSnackbar: jaylectricity: AliceBToklasLives: Not much interested in hockey/basketball until the playoffs.

There's stuff that happens in the regular season in hockey that never happens in the playoffs.

What, like fights and Toronto Maple Leafs games?

Goalie fights!!!

/that said, hockey is the best sport to see in person - if my last name were Rockefeller, I'd see more than 1 or 2 Avalanche games a season

JosephFinn		2012-01-22 05:03:22 PM

Foaming		2012-01-22 05:03:28 PM

flop!

wooden_badger		2012-01-22 05:03:35 PM

How many of these guys watch soccer?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-01-22 05:03:35 PM

RepoManTSM: WhyteRaven74: for no reason, Tom Brady's pic from the NFL combine

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x343]

Wow, you'd think they'd make it less slave auctiony.

Making them sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" as the owners filed by was just too much.

degenerate-afro		2012-01-22 05:03:39 PM

Did they just call him out for flopping? LOL

rickythepenguin		2012-01-22 05:03:42 PM

GimpyNip: Ya...but the only thing Mike Nolan ever won in the NFL was best dressed coach.

And don't forget when Jack del Rio suited up for a MNF game.....if i recall, the suit was made by Reebok (no, i'm not kidding) and there was a reebok logo on the suit lapel.

2wolves		2012-01-22 05:03:54 PM

yookaloco: Is it just me (strong possibility) or did this threads derp level just start to rise to flood levels?

It's not just you.

Retard Wrangler		2012-01-22 05:04:52 PM

eddievercetti: Fighting over Resse Witherspoon? Really?

I've heard she has a sphincter like a vice.

jaylectricity		2012-01-22 05:04:57 PM

Went to a football game and a soccer game broke out. Divers.

picodenico		2012-01-22 05:04:59 PM

Wow, nice throw.

knbber2		2012-01-22 05:05:06 PM

GimpyNip: Ya...but the only thing Mike Nolan ever won in the NFL was best dressed coach.

Not saying he is a bad coach, but have some respect for the position and how you look.

DanZero		2012-01-22 05:05:18 PM

knbber2: Can't the NFL come up with a dress code for the sidelines? Farkin' Belichick is an absolute disgrace to the league.

img.photobucket.com

Earguy		2012-01-22 05:05:22 PM

Foaming: flop!

wooden_badger: How many of these guys watch soccer?

FLOP! Link (new window)

Luminaro		2012-01-22 05:05:26 PM

This Pats defense is falling apart....

Polish Hussar		2012-01-22 05:05:29 PM

nvmac: eddievercetti: Polish Hussar: RminusQ: Polish Hussar: Well, after long and careful consideration (12 seconds), I was unable to come with anything Patriots or Ravens related to post for your halftime entertainment. So I'm just going to post Chester A. Bum's review of "Twilight - Breaking Dawn, Part 1." (new window)

I don't know, maybe one of you guys will see a connection. Oh, and Doug Walker's rant below the Bum review is also worth checking out (come for the Bum, stay for Doug's Brian Kelly-esque smurf complexion).

I saw that when it went up a month or so ago, it was awesome. "Twilight is going to talk to us about farking abortion. TWILIGHT! Are you shiatting me!?"

Have you seen Spoony's rant on "Breaking Dawn?" (new window) 92 minutes of pure vitriol, the movie literally drove him to drink. It is awesome (and filled with NSFW language).

I didn't a movie could be so bad, it drove you to drink. I was wrong.

/And I saw Birdemic!

Worse than Battlefield Earth?

/I would be surprised

From what I gathered from the Doug Walker and Spoony reviews (I refuse to watch Twilight movies without Rifftrax, much like I won't ride in a car without a seat belt), "Breaking Dawn" is firmly in the "so bad it's horrible category" because it stretches about 15 minutes worth of material into two hours and is thus insanely boring and because of its hamfisted and glib treatment of abortion.

GimpyNip		2012-01-22 05:05:35 PM

I'm glad Matt Damon's character from Team America got his own spinoff movie. I may have to see We Bought A Zoo

dugitman		2012-01-22 05:05:45 PM

Flacco looking ok today.

fat aristotle		2012-01-22 05:06:14 PM

Earguy: FLOP! Link (new window)

I love that gif.

snake_beater		2012-01-22 05:06:23 PM

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrop.

picodenico		2012-01-22 05:06:29 PM

Gotta catch those passes.

/GO PACK!
//sigh

rickythepenguin		2012-01-22 05:06:41 PM

FriarReb98: I *knew* the Molden-Boldin link was gonna come into it.

"molden boldin covering flaven glaven HOO BOY NICE DOGGY glaven flaven Baltimore Ravens DEBIGULATOR

/THIS shiatTU farkING LAPTOP WON'T LOAD IMAGES

degenerate-afro		2012-01-22 05:07:04 PM

Wow, good hit by the PAt player.

Captain Steroid		2012-01-22 05:07:10 PM

Got the 1st.

WhyteRaven74		2012-01-22 05:07:17 PM

I love it, put "All time NCAA rushing leader" into Google and you see people listing the top 10, top 15 etc but only listing Div 1-A stats. Woodhead had more yards rushing than any of them. Some people have a funny understanding of NCAA and all time.

dugitman		2012-01-22 05:07:20 PM

He got creamed. Nice hold there.

snake_beater		2012-01-22 05:07:27 PM

Hell of a hit.

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