In China, evil spirits are supposed to be able to enter and exit a home through the toilet.

What a pisser.

Bucky Katt: She shouldn't eat at Taco Bell so often.

From TFA: Madam Leong, now 58, claimed that she felt a strong force holding her down every time she tried to get up.

Gravity?

Sim Tree: Why don't we, as a species, properly deal with people who have obvious mental ailments?

Seems like this was properly dealt with. Unless by 'dealt with' you mean murder or imprisonment.

The only real problem she caused was hogging the turlet for all that time, but since he's still alive, i assume her husband went to the neighbors or something.

That lady must now have roids the size of a football.

Oh, dear what could the matter be
One old lady stuck in the lava-tree
Nobody know she was there..

Mr Ong, 64, said: "I had to take a stool into the bathroom for her.

After 902 days on the toilet, I would have thought she could provide her own stool.

I work from home at a computer desk all day. I have a medical condition that requires me to drink water continuously throughout the day. I got tired of going up and down the stairs to the restroom, so I combined my office chair with a plastic porta-a-john base. I've been sitting on it for ten hours a day for the last decade, so I am not particularly impressed with this woman's fame-grab. Two and a half years? Call me back in about eight more.

Frito?

Poop coming out. Taking long time to get here.

/Can't believe I'm the first.
//About to RTFA.

I'm stuck to my bowl. I'm so very scared. Need no help.

Dulcolax


/Constipation

Coors Light will do that to you

Gross.

If only there were some kind of Chinese restaurant chain that could cater to such a person...

The answer is simple put the food outside of the bathroom. She will either come out to eat or pass out where you can then pull her out anyway. That takes maybe a week, not two years.

doglover : Because that's called genocide.

"crazy" isn't any racial, ethnic, national or religious group I've ever heard of.

/It's euthanasia

I'm not bringing her food in there

Can't believe nobody posted it yet...

bow: What the hell? Props to her husband for staying by her side.

Are you kidding me? Sounds like a 2.5 year vacation to me...

There's only two things that could have caused this. Either really bad weed. Or really good weed.

NO ONE'S CALLED BULLSHEEAT YET?

A picture of some hands holding pictures of two people? And a stock footage picture of an empty shiatter stall? Not even the "squatting" Asian style shiatter? Jesus you people are idiots. Truly.


too drunk to recheck for peeps calling BS

not too drunk to bold that first line

yup, she's a keeper

/bonified

Surprisingly nobody got this out of the way before

Kudos, Kentucky Fried Chicken, great minds think alike

//fools seldom differ

log jam?

Crazy bastard foreigners. Put 'em in a straight jacket and a padded cell.

How long 902 days is depends on which side of the door you're on.

spentmiles: I work from home at a computer desk all day. I have a medical condition that requires me to drink water continuously throughout the day. I got tired of going up and down the stairs to the restroom, so I combined my office chair with a plastic porta-a-john base. I've been sitting on it for ten hours a day for the last decade, so I am not particularly impressed with this woman's fame-grab. Two and a half years? Call me back in about eight more.

I don't think there's any need to check spentmiles profile.

Better to be on rather than in the toilet...

Obviously, we have a clue what her first order would be as Dictator of the World.

Pert: If only there were some kind of Chinese restaurant chain that could cater to such a person...

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Well, seeing how toilets are something rather new to this area of the world I understand why a business like that would work and do not blame her for wanting to monopolize her own for a bit. These things are probably as amazing to look at as fire is to a caveman. She took it a little too far though, but I'm sure the rest of the family just continued to use the old pot in the cabinet and threw it out on the sidewalk like they have done for generations before. No biggie.

Thisbymaster: The answer is simple put the food outside of the bathroom. She will either come out to eat or pass out where you can then pull her out anyway. That takes maybe a week, not two years.

Probably the latter. She wasn't just irrational, she was/is clearly seriously mentally ill.

Madam Leong, now 58, claimed that she felt a strong force holding her down every time she tried to get up.

She also imagined stones being hurled and water sprayed at her by people she could not see, preventing her from leaving the bathroom.


Might have been a good idea to slip antipsychotic medication into her food.