FARK.com: (6894623) At the nicest bar I've ever been to, as in, doesn't serve beer. I'm drinking essentially for free...what should I order? Hurry, Fark, time is of the essence

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Smell the Glove

2012-01-21 11:19:38 PM

White russian is my go to when I don't know what I want.

But if you're on the house, I'd order bourbon.

Earguy

2012-01-21 11:19:41 PM

Ask for a Bikini-Tini!

valanienna

2012-01-21 11:19:42 PM

Sounds snotty.

KoalaFace

2012-01-21 11:20:01 PM

what the fark sort of bar doesn't serve BEER? Even wines bars will usually have a limited selection...so will whiskey bars. what gives?

shivashakti

2012-01-21 11:20:32 PM

For free?

Johnnie Walker Blue... or any single malt. Preferably Lagavulin.

professorkowalski

2012-01-21 11:20:32 PM

Order the cheapest rot gut they have.

stainedglassdoll

2012-01-21 11:20:48 PM

Vanilla vodka + ginger ale = hard cream soda

PinocchioDeBergerac

2012-01-21 11:20:55 PM

A sidecar.

Smell the Glove

2012-01-21 11:21:09 PM

"A shot of some well gin, please"

g0ats3x

2012-01-21 11:21:52 PM

dr pepper.

valanienna

2012-01-21 11:22:05 PM

Anything Aristocrat.

robinmi

2012-01-21 11:23:04 PM

Screaming Viking

Nina Haagen Dazs

2012-01-21 11:23:16 PM

Kesslers and Coke

SuperTramp

2012-01-21 11:25:02 PM

A Singapore Sling

Ceteris Paribus says

2012-01-21 11:25:51 PM

Westmalle triple

Any bar that doesn't have beer is shiatty

And probably pretentious

I'd drink bud before I'd drink Err wait I drink some fruity drink in maui, DAMN YOU MEMORY

TheOther

2012-01-21 11:25:57 PM

Tab.

Lord of Allusions

2012-01-21 11:25:57 PM

robinmi: Screaming Viking

Make sure the cucumber is gently bruised.

Conan the Librarian

2012-01-21 11:26:18 PM

Cement Mixer.

rappy

2012-01-21 11:26:18 PM

I've been drinking Makers Mark with ginger beer tonight. Amazing.

/why do we go to bars yet stillFark?!?

Slesfo

2012-01-21 11:26:28 PM

my favorite drink is a Surf on Acid.

Good God that is amazing.

krafty420

2012-01-21 11:26:49 PM

I'm gonna have to be generic here and say rum and coke - no, make that a double rum and coke

Baron Von Supercock

2012-01-21 11:26:51 PM

You should order a cab to a bar that serves beer

sseye

2012-01-21 11:27:16 PM

A Negroni. It's kind of like a Cosmo for people who aren't lame.

RocketRod

2012-01-21 11:27:20 PM

An Alaskan Polar Bear Heater.

95629

2012-01-21 11:27:32 PM

Mountain Dew

porkloin

2012-01-21 11:27:39 PM

Irish whisky, on the rocks with just a splash of water

sforce

2012-01-21 11:27:42 PM

..your mom to stop calling me

s2s2s2

2012-01-21 11:27:54 PM

Junipero and tonic

Communist_Manifesto

2012-01-21 11:28:18 PM

55 jager bombs

9beers

2012-01-21 11:28:39 PM

Mind Eraser

A bar drink consisting of equal parts vodka, Kahlua and either tonic water or club soda poured into a rocks glass in the order listed and served with a straw. The liquids stay semi-separated because of the differences in the specific gravity of each, and the drink is imbibed quickly through the straw so that the Kahlua chases the vodka and the soda chases the Kahlua. Extremely effective in curing what ails you, hence the name.

Special Agent

2012-01-21 11:28:49 PM

A Flaming Moe.

atlfarkette

2012-01-21 11:28:59 PM

Smell the Glove: White russian is my go to when I don't know what I want.

But if you're on the house, I'd order bourbon.

Many of the fancy bars in town don't serve Vodka because they consider it a lesser alcohol. I have been to a few places that have drinks with a Gin or Rum base and then some other liquors I have never heard of. They taste great but cost $12-$15 and I'd have been happier with a vodka and diet coke.

demonfaerie

2012-01-21 11:29:01 PM

Jameson on the rocks
Brandy old fashioned

Alured Popple

2012-01-21 11:29:03 PM

Pimm's Cup

make me some tea

2012-01-21 11:29:07 PM

Red wine and a cognac.

Crazymuthafarker

2012-01-21 11:29:11 PM

Pimm's cup.

dstanley

2012-01-21 11:29:11 PM

A Coke.

SuperTramp

2012-01-21 11:29:14 PM

krafty420
I'm gonna have to be generic here and say rum and coke - no, make that a double rum and coke

First rule of drinking: NEVER mix liquor with sugary sodas

bubo_sibiricus

2012-01-21 11:29:26 PM

Lord of Allusions: Make sure the cucumber is gently bruised.

Are you sure that's just a cucumber and not a pickle?

TheOther

2012-01-21 11:29:41 PM

Burning Church

Crazymuthafarker

2012-01-21 11:29:46 PM

GODDAMNIT POPPLE!

frickinsweet

2012-01-21 11:29:51 PM

I hate myself when I agree with MS

adiabat

2012-01-21 11:29:54 PM

Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?

skikvt

2012-01-21 11:30:06 PM

A Shirley Temple

dstanley

2012-01-21 11:30:17 PM

Romulan Ale

frickinsweet

2012-01-21 11:30:31 PM

popple?

sforce

2012-01-21 11:30:36 PM

Crazymuthafarker: Pimm's cup.

in a pimp's cup