I assume this asshole wants Republicans to lose in 2012 so he can enter in 2016 when memories of the great bush farking of the country may have diminished enough.

RoyBatty: I assume this asshole wants Republicans to lose in 2012 so he can enter in 2016 when memories of the great bush farking of the country may have diminished enough.

No one--not even the dumbest of the dumbf*cks in this country--could be that f*cking dumb.

Really, I honestly refuse to believe anyone could be that appallingly stupid.

They couldn't, could they?

Cargo: RoyBatty: I assume this asshole wants Republicans to lose in 2012 so he can enter in 2016 when memories of the great bush farking of the country may have diminished enough.

No one--not even the dumbest of the dumbf*cks in this country--could be that f*cking dumb.

Really, I honestly refuse to believe anyone could be that appallingly stupid.

They couldn't, could they?

They (we) ARE that appallingly stupid.

"You were on the Romney? What happened?"

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the primary. The New Hampshire primary. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first newt for about a half an hour. Callista. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our primary mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, newts come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: newt comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the newt will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that Callista she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Callista... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many newts, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the newts took the rest, January the 21st, 2012. Anyway, we delivered the primary.

And I mean dumb enough to vote for yet another c*nt from that sh*t-infested family.

(Sorry for such toxic language but the Bushes make me livid.)

No more Bushs, please.

That's a sure way to catch crabs.

Jeb's waiting out the clown contest for a shot as the nominee in 2016.

propasaurus: He also says Romney should disclose his income tax records during the Florida contest, calling Romney's riches "a wonderful success story."

It really is an inspirational story, how Romney was able to rise from a wealthy, politically connected family to amass great riches with nothing but his bootstraps and his family's wealth and connections.

Jeb Bush had to pull himself up by his own bootstraps as he also comes from a humble background.

Three months ago it seemed like Obama was in real trouble. All that the Republicans had to do was nominate one seemingly plausible candidate.

One problem is, that if they lose, we get another four years of Republican ratfarking of the President, and the other problem is if they win, we get eight years of Republican ratfarking of the country.

RoyBatty: Three months ago it seemed like Obama was in real trouble. All that the Republicans had to do was nominate one seemingly plausible candidate.

Yes, but Sarah refused to declare her candidacy.

shower_in_my_socks How in the fark are people supporting Newt Gingrich?


He's the war party wing of the republican party's ace, and has the entire weight of their propaganda behind him.
The think tanks, Fox news, Limbaugh......all of those who beat the drums for him are mainly financed by the Miltary Industrial Complex, and Newt Gingrich is thier boy.

Arkanaut: "You were on the Romney? What happened?"

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the primary. The New Hampshire primary. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first newt for about a half an hour. Callista. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our primary mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, newts come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: newt comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the newt will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that Callista she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Callista... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many newts, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the newts took the rest, January the 21st, 2012. Anyway, we delivered the primary.

Thank you for the lolz!

Shabash: If Biden and Hillary switch jobs (setting her up to be Prez in 2016), and she gets re-elected in 2020, then Jeb gets the job for 8 years beginning in 2024, we could conceivably have either a Bush or a Clinton at the top of the U.S. Gov't (Pres, VP or SecState) for 52 straight years.

But by then, there might be some (more) dirt uncovered about the Duh-bya administration which would keep the memories of how ugly he made the country pretty fresh in peoples' minds.

I just can't imagine anyone ever electing another Bush for anything. It just isn't going to happen.

Believe it. The family is now a joke. Why do you think their asshole father started blubbering during a speech he made with Jeb?



He cried because he knew the Bush name/legacy had become synonymous with dogshiat. He still knows it, and enough Americans know it to keep them away from the White House forevermore.

Jeb apparently doesn't know it, but who cares? He's a f*cking retard that hides in broom closets.

Good riddance to this family of dickheads.

Is this whole thing some kind of retarded flea-flicker play by the republicans? It's all so absurd that I'm starting to think that's the plan... Make such a train wreck spectacle out of the primaries that Obama's team can't prepare a campaign against their true nominee until the last minute. If that's the case, I imagine it'll look less like some masterful political display, and more like Indiana Jones vs. the swordsman in the bazaar in Cairo.

varmitydog: shower_in_my_socks How in the fark are people supporting Newt Gingrich?


He's the war party wing of the republican party's ace, and has the entire weight of their propaganda behind him.
The think tanks, Fox news, Limbaugh......all of those who beat the drums for him are mainly financed by the Miltary Industrial Complex, and Newt Gingrich is thier boy.

Actually Fox News and many of the think tanks have been siding with Romney. He's also got Rove and a lot of establishment money on his side. This really is a case of the establishment vs. the populist. It's just that the populist wing is so goddamn stupid they've chosen a disgraced career politician as their champion.

Since no one else from 4chan seems to be here tonight,

Cargo:

No one--not even the dumbest of the dumbf*cks in this country--could be that f*cking dumb.

Really, I honestly refuse to believe anyone could be that appallingly stupid.

They couldn't, could they?

Cargo: Shabash: If Biden and Hillary switch jobs (setting her up to be Prez in 2016), and she gets re-elected in 2020, then Jeb gets the job for 8 years beginning in 2024, we could conceivably have either a Bush or a Clinton at the top of the U.S. Gov't (Pres, VP or SecState) for 52 straight years.

But by then, there might be some (more) dirt uncovered about the Duh-bya administration which would keep the memories of how ugly he made the country pretty fresh in peoples' minds.

I just can't imagine anyone ever electing another Bush for anything. It just isn't going to happen.

Believe it. The family is now a joke. Why do you think their asshole father started blubbering during a speech he made with Jeb?

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He cried because he knew the Bush name/legacy had become synonymous with dogshiat. He still knows it, and enough Americans know it to keep them away from the White House forevermore.

Jeb apparently doesn't know it, but who cares? He's a f*cking retard that hides in broom closets.

Good riddance to this family of dickheads.

Someone else in another thread said basically this, except in fewer words and in reference only to W instead of the entire Bush family:

W is an unperson among the GOP.

odinsposse: varmitydog: shower_in_my_socks How in the fark are people supporting Newt Gingrich?


He's the war party wing of the republican party's ace, and has the entire weight of their propaganda behind him.
The think tanks, Fox news, Limbaugh......all of those who beat the drums for him are mainly financed by the Miltary Industrial Complex, and Newt Gingrich is thier boy.

Actually Fox News and many of the think tanks have been siding with Romney. He's also got Rove and a lot of establishment money on his side. This really is a case of the establishment vs. the populist. It's just that the populist wing is so goddamn stupid they've chosen a disgraced career politician as their champion.

The empire will strike back and dump a metric assload of money into Florida to defeat Gingrich. But just for entertainment, imagine the GOP reaction if Gingrich wins Florida and goes into Super Tuesday with 2 wins under his belt to Romney's 1.

Dammit fools, just nominate me. I promise to keep my respect for the others a secret til election day. I'll keep my deference to the Constitution on the DL. Just get me in office and I'll... do the exact same shiat as whomever we might elect otherwise.

Thanks for your support but I am sure the winner will do a good job

He's clearly suffered some kind of traumatic head injury, or some other medical catastrophe that's affected his judgement. His GHIN shows a string of 80's than a 96 in September, and he hasn't posted a score since.

So he is supporting whoever is flavour of the month? Just like the rest of them? Wow who would have thunk it

I bet Captain Francesco Schettino is looking for a job, maybe they could help him out. Republicans seem very fond of failing up.

propasaurus: He also says Romney should disclose his income tax records during the Florida contest, calling Romney's riches "a wonderful success story."

It really is an inspirational story, how Romney was able to rise from a wealthy, politically connected family to amass great riches with nothing but his bootstraps and his family's wealth and connections.

Yup, clearly, Romney is the success story here.

Someone needs to explain why Gingrich hasn't become a slang term. Sounds like 15 different genital abnormalities to me.

shower_in_my_socks: On Jeb in 2016: In a Democracy with 300M people in it, we don't need three presidents coming from the same damn family.

I'm sorry your dumbass brother stole the limelight from you and won the game of "who can impress daddy the most," but farking get over it. That's what you get for waiting until you were qualified to actually hold the office before running.

Sounds like anti-colonial talk to me

It must suck to be Jeb. He's an honor student his whole life, graduated college early, then had to sit back and watch as his idiot brother farked up any chance that he'd ever achieve his dream

stoli n coke: It must suck to be Jeb. He's an honor student his whole life, graduated college early, then had to sit back and watch as his idiot brother farked up any chance that he'd ever achieve his dream

If there was only something in 2000 that he could have done to prevent that idiot from being president....

stoli n coke: It must suck to be Jeb. He's an honor student his whole life, graduated college early, then had to sit back and watch as his idiot brother farked up any chance that he'd ever achieve his dream

Was his brother really that much of an idiot? It might be Rick Perry, Palin, and Bachmann have pulled the curve down substantially. While I wouldn't vote for him for president, I like Herman Cain. Funny guy.