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Bucky Katt
2012-01-22 01:37:38 AM
who?
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-22 02:37:56 AM
He left them at the top of Robert Grissom, whoever that was.
For that matter, where are Robert Grissom's clothes?
Happy Hours
2012-01-22 02:40:53 AM
Ha - a guy on COPS tonite who had been using bath salts and was also naked in the streets told cops where his clothes were.
He also said he wanted to get arrested to get off drugs.
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-22 02:41:45 AM
Either worst night ever or best night ever.
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-22 02:42:07 AM
Happy Hours
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Ha - a guy on COPS tonite who had been using bath salts and was also naked in the streets told cops where his clothes were.
He also said he wanted to get arrested to get off drugs.
Hate to tell him but jail is one of the LAST places to go to get off drugs.
alienated
2012-01-22 02:48:27 AM
You know what sucks ? I like bath salts. No- not for ,well, whatever the hell tweakers use them for, but just taking a bath.
Thanks for nothing, a-holes, for making me use dish soap or shampoo if i want a nice soak.
SelenaDori
2012-01-22 02:49:21 AM
PCP
Pretty Crappy Party
Preemptive Clothes Pervert
Public Calamity Pedophile
Poopy Crappy Police
PCP
SelenaDori
2012-01-22 02:50:35 AM
alienated
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You know what sucks ? I like bath salts. No- not for ,well, whatever the hell tweakers use them for, but just taking a bath.
Thanks for nothing, a-holes, for making me use dish soap or shampoo if i want a nice soak.
Glad to know you like taking baths, i was beginning to worry about you.....
alienated
2012-01-22 02:56:01 AM
SelenaDori
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Glad to know you like taking baths, i was beginning to worry about you.....
Heh. From your earlier post, they make pcp ? wow. Honestly, I had no idea.
And I grow pot. I think I did that once in the 80s- this kind bud tasted and smelled like mint, but, we called it polio weed, as one could not move. And it was definately hallucinogenic.
Bah- I like natural things for intake, but thanks for the heads up.
pcp ? really ? wierdos
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-22 03:04:41 AM
His eyes are a little bit too close together.
nobodyUwannaknow
2012-01-22 03:05:44 AM
pics or it didn't happen ?
cbackous
2012-01-22 03:05:56 AM
I hate it when this happens. almost as much as I hate wearing pants.
LonMead
2012-01-22 03:16:59 AM
"... but the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity..."
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batcookie
2012-01-22 03:17:42 AM
WTF? Why is McGee from NCIS nuding it up?
croesius
2012-01-22 03:22:31 AM
batcookie
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WTF? Why is McGee from NCIS nuding it up?
CSI NCIS crossover episode.
Raging Brainer
2012-01-22 03:27:15 AM
Wittenberg Dropout
2012-01-22 03:30:08 AM
Wanted for questioning.
batcookie
2012-01-22 03:40:43 AM
You and your primitive notions of modesty.
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-22 07:41:36 AM
batcookie
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You and your primitive notions of modesty.
Myrtle beach seems to be full of people over 60. Pale, disgusting old people, there "for the climate".
geoduck42
2012-01-22 08:12:09 AM
Oh, good. Someone covered WKRP. Moving along...
Snargi
2012-01-22 10:38:54 AM
Jasiak
NCIS Special Agent McGee told responding officers he did not know where his clothes were
but thought co-worker Tony DiNozzo might have taken them
, the report said.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-22 12:08:11 PM
you come in to the world naked, you should be allowed to go through life naked too.
civilization may be nice but we've left behind so much of our natural pleasures that it is farking us up as people.
nothing wrong with naked.
exceptions may be safety first or using hairnets when preparing food, this type of thing. no need to toss good housekeeping practices out the window. no one wants a short and curly in the potato salad.
offmymeds
2012-01-22 12:26:05 PM
Gyrfalcon
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He left them at the top of Robert Grissom, whoever that was.
For that matter, where are Robert Grissom's clothes?
Robert Grissom was the mayor of Myrtle Beach for 12 years in the 80's and 90's. Still no word on where his clothes are, though.
GonzoNihilist
2012-01-22 12:41:55 PM
He was probably headed to the quad.
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