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gamepolice
2012-01-21 06:47:24 PM
Let the derpfest begin
 
Guidette Frankentits
2012-01-21 06:48:35 PM
538: "37% of voters in SC consider themselves 'very conservative'."

Gingrich isn't conservative when it comes to marrying women.
 
Mrtraveler01
2012-01-21 06:49:02 PM
Any predictions on how much Colbert will get? That's the only thing I really care about.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 06:49:05 PM
I'll bet Gingrich shows well. The GOP loves their evil hypocrites.
 
Guidette Frankentits
2012-01-21 06:50:09 PM
Mrtraveler01: Any predictions on how much Colbert will get? That's the only thing I really care about.
 
platedlizard
2012-01-21 06:50:37 PM
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WI241TH [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 06:51:04 PM
Mrtraveler01: Any predictions on how much Colbert will get? That's the only thing I really care about.

My guess is they won't report it, just like they wouldn't release the ballots for "Rick Parry"
 
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-21 06:51:25 PM
DjangoStonereaver: I'll bet Gingrich shows well. The GOP loves their evil hypocrites.

Romney's debate performances were pitiful.
 
KarmicDisaster
2012-01-21 06:51:39 PM
I'm rootin for a newtin!
 
WhoIsWillo [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 06:52:50 PM
WI241TH: Mrtraveler01: Any predictions on how much Colbert will get? That's the only thing I really care about.

My guess is they won't report it, just like they wouldn't release the ballots for "Rick Parry"

Actually, any votes for him will be as Herman Cain.
 
Mrtraveler01
2012-01-21 06:52:53 PM
WI241TH: Mrtraveler01: Any predictions on how much Colbert will get? That's the only thing I really care about.

My guess is they won't report it, just like they wouldn't release the ballots for "Rick Parry"

Well Herman Cain is on here...so we'll just have to wait and see.
 
Carth
2012-01-21 06:52:54 PM
I haven't been following the derp fest too closely. 78% of voters in SC say the economy is their primary concern (so says CNN) what do republicans think of Newts economic platform? Is that number a good thing for Romney?
 
gamepolice
2012-01-21 06:53:01 PM
what's the talking points tonight or what is being propagated in freeperville right now?
 
gamepolice
2012-01-21 06:54:10 PM
I love the WWE type introduction that CNN is showing
 
Antidamascus
2012-01-21 06:54:15 PM
If Cain wins does Colbert give the speech?
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 06:54:24 PM
We need the circus to continue, sooooooo...go Newt!

/blaaaaaah
 
Lipo
2012-01-21 06:55:08 PM
Carth: I haven't been following the derp fest too closely. 78% of voters in SC say the economy is their primary concern (so says CNN) what do republicans think of Newts economic platform? Is that number a good thing for Romney?

I honestly wasn't aware Newt had an economic platform other repeal child labor laws and banish unions. I thought his entire platform was "I'm not Mitt".
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 06:55:24 PM
DjangoStonereaver: I'll bet Gingrich shows well. The GOP loves their evil hypocrites.

It's not hypocritical when the GOP does it
 
Carth
2012-01-21 06:55:52 PM
Lipo: Carth: I haven't been following the derp fest too closely. 78% of voters in SC say the economy is their primary concern (so says CNN) what do republicans think of Newts economic platform? Is that number a good thing for Romney?

I honestly wasn't aware Newt had an economic platform other repeal child labor laws and banish unions. I thought his entire platform was "I'm not Mitt".

That is the only thing I heard too, the making kids works as janitors, I hoped there was more to it.
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 06:57:08 PM
WhoIsWillo: WI241TH: Mrtraveler01: Any predictions on how much Colbert will get? That's the only thing I really care about.

My guess is they won't report it, just like they wouldn't release the ballots for "Rick Parry"

Actually, any votes for him will be as Herman Cain.

Indeed. No write-ins here. And should they fail to mention how Cain is doing, you can always find out here through SC's real-time reporting site.

Just some quick pointers on delegates in SC: 2 per district, and 11 winner-take-all for the statewide vote.
 
Mrtraveler01
2012-01-21 06:58:01 PM
robsul82: We need the circus to continue, sooooooo...go Newt!

/blaaaaaah

You're a bad man. A very bad man.
 
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-21 06:58:14 PM
Carth: Lipo: Carth: I haven't been following the derp fest too closely. 78% of voters in SC say the economy is their primary concern (so says CNN) what do republicans think of Newts economic platform? Is that number a good thing for Romney?

I honestly wasn't aware Newt had an economic platform other repeal child labor laws and banish unions. I thought his entire platform was "I'm not Mitt".

That is the only thing I heard too, the making kids works as janitors, I hoped there was more to it.


Don't forget the other key component of Newt's economic platform, which is chastising the mean media people for their liberal bias.
 
mat catastrophe
2012-01-21 06:58:48 PM
gamepolice: I love the WWE type introduction that CNN is showing

CNN is almost completely irrelevant at this point, and they know it.
 
Serious Black
2012-01-21 06:59:32 PM
Lipo: Carth: I haven't been following the derp fest too closely. 78% of voters in SC say the economy is their primary concern (so says CNN) what do republicans think of Newts economic platform? Is that number a good thing for Romney?

I honestly wasn't aware Newt had an economic platform other repeal child labor laws and banish unions. I thought his entire platform was "I'm not Mitt".

That's hard to do when the entire Republican Party economic platform is "We're not gonna do what that Goddamn Ni-BONG in the White House does."
 
skinink
2012-01-21 07:00:16 PM
A win for Newt is a win for America, because if he gets the nomination there's no way in hell Obama loses the General Election. For a smart guy, Gingrich is sure hobbling his Party and making sure they don't win the White House.
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:00:40 PM
INSTACALL for Newt.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:00:55 PM
CBS News "estimates" that Newt is in the lead!
 
Gunny Walker [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:00:55 PM
I can't wait to see who Newt will pick as a first lady!
 
21-7-b
2012-01-21 07:01:14 PM
as I understand it, this is like a vortex of froth
 
RhineStoneTaco
2012-01-21 07:01:53 PM
Oh my good lord CNN has Gingrich winning at 38 percent.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:02:00 PM
"Polls close in just a few minutes! It's gonna be a long night!"



"Newt won."
 
culebra
2012-01-21 07:02:04 PM
Newtmentum!
 
Rich Cream
2012-01-21 07:02:36 PM
skinink: A win for Newt is a win for America, because if he gets the nomination there's no way in hell Obama loses the General Election. For a smart guy, Gingrich is sure hobbling his Party and making sure they don't win the White House.

Not so smart as ambitious and prideful.
 
AngryTeacher
2012-01-21 07:02:37 PM
Who won?
 
KarmicDisaster
2012-01-21 07:02:40 PM
Gonna be Newt! He is Republican all the way through!
 
skinink
2012-01-21 07:02:59 PM
Gunny Walker: I can't wait to see who Newt will pick as a first lady!

I imagine he'll a "Big Love" type of White House.
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:03:00 PM
RminusQ: INSTACALL for Newt.

This is MSNBC by the way.
 
gamepolice
2012-01-21 07:03:10 PM
Newt Wins! Now the derpfest will truly begin!
 
Closed_Minded_Bastage
2012-01-21 07:03:25 PM
RminusQ: INSTACALL for Newt.

I blame John King
 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:03:30 PM
NBC News is calling it for Gingrich already.

With 0% results in.

Seriously:

dumbimages.net
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:03:32 PM
Mittens the lock is 1-2, hahaha.
 
Infobahn
2012-01-21 07:03:32 PM
Gunny Walker: I can't wait to see who Newt will pick as a first lady!

I love you.
 
enry
2012-01-21 07:03:33 PM
MSNBC immediately called for Newt
 
The Great EZE [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:04:37 PM
Tweety claims that in order for Mitt to catch up to Newt (what a phrase!) he's going to have to move even farther right to fit the new Republican party.

I really really want to see that happen. If Obama's main opponent is a representative from some far-right party of miserable hateful farks all hell will break loose and the popcorn will be flowing like a certain former Senator from Pennsylvania.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:04:44 PM
enry: MSNBC immediately called for Newt

Just after they were talking about what a long night they would have. Maddow looked surprised to find herself calling it so early.
 
SubBass49
2012-01-21 07:04:52 PM
GO HERMAN CAIN!!!

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Guidette Frankentits
2012-01-21 07:05:15 PM
i1097.photobucket.com
 
phamwaa
2012-01-21 07:05:18 PM
RminusQ: INSTACALL for Newt.

NEWT 2012 call for Newt.
He obviously wants to date my mom real, real bad cuz he calls every day.
 
foo monkey
2012-01-21 07:05:34 PM
It's not over until the robot vote is in.
 
pope183
2012-01-21 07:05:39 PM
Breaking News : Santorum eagerly awaits exit poles.
 
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