At this point, he'd probably also do a sh*tty Church Lady movie if they paid him to do it.

Mike Meyers could throw him a bone, give him a part in one of his Austin Powers suckfests.

Too late for anyone to care, Dana.

DENIED

Dana isn't hard up for money.

TheOther: Mike Meyers could throw him a bone, give him a part in one of his Austin Powers suckfests.

Yeah, Adam Sandler did it for Rob and all other buds. What could go wrong?

Well, when he won his lawsuit for his botched heart surgery, he could afford to give his awarded money to charity. But that was, what...15 years ago?? Jesus.

excellent

DO

NOT

WANT

/Wayne's World 2 was utter shiat.

Will they be broadcasting the show from the basement of a retirement home?

/Hot like Kenny G's genre.

I have an idea. How about a Wayne and Garth vs Bill and Ted?

There's a hell of a difference between 'I want to do Wayne's World 3' and 'If someone asks me to do Wayne's World 3, I'd be up for it'

He said the latter trollmitter.

he needs to do a remake of the nutty professor, perhaps he could play an entire family in that movie.

There's a lady I know....

if I didn't know her...



she'd be the lady....

...I didn't know

FROGSTOMPER: There's a lady I know....

if I didn't know her...



she'd be the lady....

...I didn't know

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli, she brought it home...

B.L.Z. Bub: FROGSTOMPER: There's a lady I know....

if I didn't know her...



she'd be the lady....

...I didn't know

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli, she brought it home...

She's chopping broccol-ay!

Wayne's World 3?

Not before Evil Dead 4, you bastards!

turtle turtle

timharrod: matthew_tray: B.L.Z. Bub: FROGSTOMPER: There's a lady I know....

if I didn't know her...



she'd be the lady....

...I didn't know

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli, she brought it home...

She's chopping broccol-ay!

She chopping' brocco-leeeeeee...

New beginnings, new beginnings...

Get of Dana's back. His career wasn't brought down by a few bad movies; he almost died from a botched heart operation. He was in poor health for a long while.

velvet_fog: timharrod: matthew_tray: B.L.Z. Bub: FROGSTOMPER: There's a lady I know....

if I didn't know her...



she'd be the lady....

...I didn't know

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli, she brought it home...

She's chopping broccol-ay!

She chopping' brocco-leeeeeee...

New beginnings, new beginnings...

Goin' to the club, gotta work out, work out
Goin' to the club, gotta work out, work out

/I still find it kind of crazy that was from the first episode of that era
//So many great sketches that night from Alienses, Choppin' Broccoli, and the first Church Lady
///86-91 was a fantastic era of SNL...though 91-94 was pretty awesome too

Mixolydian Master: celebritynetworth.com pegs his fortune at around $28mm. In comparison Mike Myers has $175mm, but I think I could manage to scrape by with $28,000,000 in the bank.

Hell anyone living pay check to paycheck could live on 1 million in the bank off the interest alone.

Satanic_Hamster: Get of Dana's back. His career wasn't brought down by a few bad movies; he almost died from a botched heart operation. He was in poor health for a long while.

Shuuuuut up. He sucks, and always has.

Satanic_Hamster: Get of Dana's back. His career wasn't brought down by a few bad movies; he almost died from a botched heart operation. He was in poor health for a long while.

No kidding. The usual Fark know-it-alls are here to tell us that Dana's a has-been due to lack of talent. I wonder how those renaissance men get a moment's rest as they jump from one fulfilling, enriching project to another.

Tophersky: Satanic_Hamster: Get of Dana's back. His career wasn't brought down by a few bad movies; he almost died from a botched heart operation. He was in poor health for a long while.

Shuuuuut up. He sucks, and always has.

You must be due at the gym in 26 minutes.

Tophersky: Shuuuuut up. He sucks, and always has.

well isn't that special?

Christian Bale: Satanic_Hamster: Get of Dana's back. His career wasn't brought down by a few bad movies; he almost died from a botched heart operation. He was in poor health for a long while.

No kidding. The usual Fark know-it-alls are here to tell us that Dana's a has-been due to lack of talent. I wonder how those renaissance men get a moment's rest as they jump from one fulfilling, enriching project to another.

bad news for batman 3 i guess

Not that Harry Shearer didn't do a fine job, but I think it would've been cool if Dana Carvey had done George Bush's voice on that one Simpsons episode.

I have the DVD of the Dana Carvey Show, which also has Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell. Have only watched a little bit of it while I was involved in other things, i.e., sleeping. What I remember, though, was half-way decent.

Cargo: Not that Harry Shearer didn't do a fine job, but I think it would've been cool if Dana Carvey had done George Bush's voice on that one Simpsons episode.

I have the DVD of the Dana Carvey Show, which also has Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell. Have only watched a little bit of it while I was involved in other things, i.e., sleeping. What I remember, though, was half-way decent.

Carvey made Bush 41 likable with a sense of humor; Shearer played Bush as a cranky old man, which worked for the episode (he was Mr. Wilson to Bart's Dennis the Menace).

Satanic_Hamster: Get of Dana's back. His career wasn't brought down by a few bad movies; he almost died from a botched heart operation. He was in poor health for a long while.

whoa... I didn't know that.
poor guy.

/choppin' broccolaaaayyyyyyyyyyhhhh

B.L.Z. Bub: Cargo: Not that Harry Shearer didn't do a fine job, but I think it would've been cool if Dana Carvey had done George Bush's voice on that one Simpsons episode.

I have the DVD of the Dana Carvey Show, which also has Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell. Have only watched a little bit of it while I was involved in other things, i.e., sleeping. What I remember, though, was half-way decent.

Carvey made Bush 41 likable with a sense of humor; Shearer played Bush as a cranky old man, which worked for the episode (he was Mr. Wilson to Bart's Dennis the Menace).

Yeah, true. I guess my problem with Bush on the Simpsons is that he was a little too similar-sounding to Ned Flanders. They even made a joke about it during the episode.

Frankly, it's not one of my favorites.

And, hey--cranky old man?! You think Dana Carvey can't do a cranky old man?!

Shostie: Poor guy. It's kind of sad to see someone so talented brought down by Opportunity Knocks, Blank Slate and Master of Disguise.

Satanic_Hamster: Get of Dana's back. His career wasn't brought down by a few bad movies; he almost died from a botched heart operation. He was in poor health for a long while.

Indeed. Carvey is very talented and entertaining, just made a few bad decisions.

I would go see Wayne's World 3. I enjoyed the first two, and I think it'd be funny to see Wayne and Garth in their 40s and 50s, still broadcasting their show (on YouTube now instead of public access television ).

/I was in a place like this once. Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, and I needed one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night...

I'd rather see him do an Operaman movie first

darkjezter: I would go see Wayne's World 3. I enjoyed the first two, and I think it'd be funny to see Wayne and Garth in their 40s and 50s, still broadcasting their show (on YouTube now instead of public access television ).

/I was in a place like this once. Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, and I needed one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night...

I agree, they could pull this off as a couple of middle age losers to new realities.

Gunderson: I'd rather see him do an Operaman movie first

Operaman was Sandler.

As Pericles said to the Athenians, "Where do I drain the lizard?".

Dana Thomas Carvey is an American actor and stand-up comedian; he has a net worth of $28 million. Dana Carvey has built his net worth from movie roles like Garth in the Wayne's World movies. He gained popularity when he became of member of the cast of NBC's Saturday Night Live (SNL) cast. Carvey's character The Church Lady help pull SNL out of its ratings slump. Born in Missoula, Montana, his parents were both schoolteachers.

Wholesale Ass: Dana Thomas Carvey is an American actor and stand-up comedian; he has a net worth of $28 million. Dana Carvey has built his net worth from movie roles like Garth in the Wayne's World movies. He gained popularity when he became of member of the cast of NBC's Saturday Night Live (SNL) cast. Carvey's character The Church Lady help pull SNL out of its ratings slump. Born in Missoula, Montana, his parents were both schoolteachers.

I can't decide if this sounds more like Cliff Clavin or a 4th grader's term paper: "And that is why Dana Thomas Carvey is the person I admire most."