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Dempsey becomes the first American soccer player ever to score a hat trick in the EPL
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four95
2012-01-22 02:12:36 AM
Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.
picodenico
2012-01-22 02:16:59 AM
All in the 2nd half too. Mighty impressive.
four95
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Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.
Or maybe it's the fact that it was posted at 2am eastern on a Saturday night.
I Invented Crack
2012-01-22 02:23:16 AM
Nice! I've always been a big fan of his.
/Fellow FU Alum.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-22 02:40:15 AM
It's his second hat trick in all comps this season.
Quite the player.
COYW
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-22 02:43:48 AM
WestHamHooligan
2012-01-22 07:29:45 AM
weird, probably would have been more posts if it was an English player... classic Passive-Aggressive American stance on football
SmackLT
2012-01-22 07:40:30 AM
four95
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Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.
Plus he's on Fulham, which isn't one of the clubs with a huge international fan base compared to Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Arsenal. I personally think it's great that an American did it, but wasn't aware that nobody had done it already.
zunkus
2012-01-22 08:41:11 AM
SmackLT
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four95: Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.
Plus he's on Fulham, which isn't one of the clubs with a huge international fan base compared to Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Arsenal. I personally think it's great that an American did it, but wasn't aware that nobody had done it already.
Same here, I'm a casual soccer fan. I enjoy the game but I don't follow it like I do the NBA or college football. Still, good on him.
waiting4godot
2012-01-22 09:15:28 AM
So... it's now the "in thing" to complain that people aren't complaining about soccer threads?
MugzyBrown
2012-01-22 09:17:54 AM
Dempsey always looks like a douche
bearcats1983
2012-01-22 09:19:46 AM
four95
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Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.
Yet, there you were at 2 a.m. commenting. Glad to see Mom let you stay up late last night.
steamingpile
2012-01-22 10:11:08 AM
picodenico
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All in the 2nd half too. Mighty impressive.
four95: Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.
Or maybe it's the fact that it was posted at 2am eastern on a Saturday night.
Or maybe its still because no one gives a shiat.
And its not surprising that its never been done before most soccer scores I have seen barely have 3 goals the whole game. Unless its world cup and the shiatty teams are playing.
chixdiggit
2012-01-22 10:26:06 AM
As a Canadian I'm probably supposed to hate American players by association, but Dempsey is a great player. He's had a nice season and I'm wondering whether a bigger team might be interested in him.
organizmx
2012-01-22 10:26:41 AM
DDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUCCCCEEEEEEE
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-22 11:01:35 AM
steamingpile
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Or maybe its still because no one gives a shiat.
You obviously do because you come into every soccer thread to say so.
You're a joke. No one takes you seriously. Stop embarrassing yourself.
razdak
2012-01-22 11:19:32 AM
bah.... nobody cares about Fulham. I'm happy for Dempsey, I hope he finds a better team.
MasterSFV
2012-01-22 12:14:15 PM
USA mens national team had a great 1-0 win over Venezuela.
USA team showed great persistence and got a very late winner.
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/Personally I do not like golf much, but I do not make a point of posting to every thread to show my hate.
germ78
2012-01-22 01:37:53 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich
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It's his second hat trick in all comps this season.
Quite the player.
COYW
I'd love to see him make a run at player of the year. I think Europe's collective head would explode.
/the logic would blow up any AI
//a soccer player from the US won FIFA's Golden Egg (or whatever they call it)
///*click*does not compute*click*does not compute*click*does not compute*click*does not compute
gwowen
2012-01-22 03:00:36 PM
Does it still count if one of the goals basically bounced in off his ass?
Phil Moskowitz
2012-01-22 03:22:07 PM
MugzyBrown
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Dempsey always looks like a douche
He looks like a felon.
steamingpile
2012-01-22 04:42:46 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich
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steamingpile: Or maybe its still because no one gives a shiat.
You obviously do because you come into every soccer thread to say so.
You're a joke. No one takes you seriously. Stop embarrassing yourself.
Its a shock that any of you believe I give a shiat, its the internet not real life and none of this matters. Soccer still sucks though, as evidenced by the whopping 20 or so posts on such a rare soccer achievement.
Still it must burn your asses that I'm still more open minded than anyone else here, most of fark is too closed off to listen to other opinions or admit you are wrong.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-22 05:07:13 PM
steamingpile
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Still it must burn your asses that I'm still more open minded than anyone else here, most of fark is too closed off to listen to other opinions or admit you are wrong.
What in god's name are you talking about. Whenever you're proven wrong you claim you were talking about something else.
KaisertheCoyote
2012-01-23 03:39:39 AM
Good on Dempsey. We need more players with his kind of skill on the National Team.
HawaiiE
2012-01-24 01:44:26 AM
Dempsey plays hard, takes no shiat, and I wish USMNT had more like him.
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