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(CNN) Cool Dempsey becomes the first American soccer player ever to score a hat trick in the EPL   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 24
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2012-01-22 02:12:36 AM
Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.
 
2012-01-22 02:16:59 AM
All in the 2nd half too. Mighty impressive.

four95: Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.

Or maybe it's the fact that it was posted at 2am eastern on a Saturday night.
 
2012-01-22 02:23:16 AM
Nice! I've always been a big fan of his.

/Fellow FU Alum.
 
2012-01-22 02:40:15 AM
It's his second hat trick in all comps this season.

Quite the player.

COYW
 
2012-01-22 02:43:48 AM
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2012-01-22 07:29:45 AM
weird, probably would have been more posts if it was an English player... classic Passive-Aggressive American stance on football
 
2012-01-22 07:40:30 AM
four95: Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.

Plus he's on Fulham, which isn't one of the clubs with a huge international fan base compared to Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Arsenal. I personally think it's great that an American did it, but wasn't aware that nobody had done it already.
 
2012-01-22 08:41:11 AM
SmackLT: four95: Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.

Plus he's on Fulham, which isn't one of the clubs with a huge international fan base compared to Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Arsenal. I personally think it's great that an American did it, but wasn't aware that nobody had done it already.


Same here, I'm a casual soccer fan. I enjoy the game but I don't follow it like I do the NBA or college football. Still, good on him.
 
2012-01-22 09:15:28 AM
So... it's now the "in thing" to complain that people aren't complaining about soccer threads?
 
2012-01-22 09:17:54 AM
Dempsey always looks like a douche
 
2012-01-22 09:19:46 AM
four95: Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.

Yet, there you were at 2 a.m. commenting. Glad to see Mom let you stay up late last night.
 
2012-01-22 10:11:08 AM
picodenico: All in the 2nd half too. Mighty impressive.

four95: Based on the huge amount of comments posted here so far, I imagine that my suspicions that no one really gives a fark hold true.

Or maybe it's the fact that it was posted at 2am eastern on a Saturday night.


Or maybe its still because no one gives a shiat.

And its not surprising that its never been done before most soccer scores I have seen barely have 3 goals the whole game. Unless its world cup and the shiatty teams are playing.
 
2012-01-22 10:26:06 AM
As a Canadian I'm probably supposed to hate American players by association, but Dempsey is a great player. He's had a nice season and I'm wondering whether a bigger team might be interested in him.
 
2012-01-22 10:26:41 AM
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2012-01-22 11:01:35 AM
steamingpile: Or maybe its still because no one gives a shiat.

You obviously do because you come into every soccer thread to say so.


You're a joke. No one takes you seriously. Stop embarrassing yourself.
 
2012-01-22 11:19:32 AM
bah.... nobody cares about Fulham. I'm happy for Dempsey, I hope he finds a better team.
 
2012-01-22 12:14:15 PM
USA mens national team had a great 1-0 win over Venezuela.

USA team showed great persistence and got a very late winner.


Link (new window)


/Personally I do not like golf much, but I do not make a point of posting to every thread to show my hate.
 
2012-01-22 01:37:53 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich: It's his second hat trick in all comps this season.

Quite the player.

COYW


I'd love to see him make a run at player of the year. I think Europe's collective head would explode.

/the logic would blow up any AI
//a soccer player from the US won FIFA's Golden Egg (or whatever they call it)
///*click*does not compute*click*does not compute*click*does not compute*click*does not compute
 
2012-01-22 03:00:36 PM
Does it still count if one of the goals basically bounced in off his ass?
 
2012-01-22 03:22:07 PM
MugzyBrown: Dempsey always looks like a douche

He looks like a felon.
 
2012-01-22 04:42:46 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich: steamingpile: Or maybe its still because no one gives a shiat.

You obviously do because you come into every soccer thread to say so.


You're a joke. No one takes you seriously. Stop embarrassing yourself.


Its a shock that any of you believe I give a shiat, its the internet not real life and none of this matters. Soccer still sucks though, as evidenced by the whopping 20 or so posts on such a rare soccer achievement.

Still it must burn your asses that I'm still more open minded than anyone else here, most of fark is too closed off to listen to other opinions or admit you are wrong.
 
2012-01-22 05:07:13 PM
steamingpile: Still it must burn your asses that I'm still more open minded than anyone else here, most of fark is too closed off to listen to other opinions or admit you are wrong.

What in god's name are you talking about. Whenever you're proven wrong you claim you were talking about something else.
 
2012-01-23 03:39:39 AM
Good on Dempsey. We need more players with his kind of skill on the National Team.
 
2012-01-24 01:44:26 AM
Dempsey plays hard, takes no shiat, and I wish USMNT had more like him.
 
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