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(SeattlePI) Interesting Kenny G's wife files for divorce. After twenty years of marriage she got tired of boring sax   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 39
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 05:36:43 PM
That's a smooth +1 for ya, subs.
 
neilbradley
2012-01-21 06:25:03 PM
She's upgrading. He's an epic douche.
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2012-01-21 06:30:33 PM
The inclusion of Sideshow Bob is unfair. Bob has better taste in music... ( Gilbert and Sullivan)
 
skinink
2012-01-21 06:36:13 PM
No matter how talented a man can be, some woman somewhere is sick of putting up with his crap.
 
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-21 06:37:05 PM
Bit of a mean spirited slide-show. Worthy of Fark.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 06:39:38 PM
....or,to be more precise,Kenny Zzzzzzz.
 
shinji3i
2012-01-21 06:41:14 PM
I guess he started out being in bed like Boopadoop a ZAZ DAP DOODIE A WOW ZIM A DOOT DOOT YEAH!

But now hes more like Na na na Na naaaaaaaaaa na na.

-Mike bahoosky
 
Charlie Freak [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:04:08 PM
I heard she left him for Pat Metheny.
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2012-01-21 07:04:25 PM
Why am I thinking of Candy Dulfer?
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:04:53 PM
I heard that joke last night on Jimmy Fallon. So good job I guess.
 
douchebag/hater
2012-01-21 07:12:55 PM
Charlie Freak: I heard she left him for Pat Metheny.

Wow.

You don't know much about Methany do you?
 
treecologist
2012-01-21 07:15:18 PM
douchebag/hater: Charlie Freak: I heard she left him for Pat Metheny.

Wow.

You don't know much about Methany do you?

Sounds gassy.
 
Charlie Freak [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 07:32:55 PM
douchebag/hater: Charlie Freak: I heard she left him for Pat Metheny.

Wow.

You don't know much about Methany do you?

Take a second to think it through.
 
AFWX
2012-01-21 07:51:37 PM
Upgrade!

socialtimes.com
 
ZMugg
2012-01-21 07:55:47 PM
Charlie Freak: douchebag/hater: Charlie Freak: I heard she left him for Pat Metheny.

Wow.

You don't know much about Methany do you?

Take a second to think it through.

Would that be more of a sideways move?

Listening to Pat, Jaco , and Bob Moses live (recorded)a s I speak.
 
ZMugg
2012-01-21 07:59:11 PM
ZMugg: Charlie Freak: douchebag/hater: Charlie Freak: I heard she left him for Pat Metheny.

Wow.

You don't know much about Methany do you?

Take a second to think it through.

Would that be more of a sideways move?

Listening to Pat, Jaco , and Bob Moses live (recorded) as I speak.

In case your interested. (new window)
 
Martstar
2012-01-21 08:41:53 PM
Charlie Freak: I heard she left him for Pat Metheny.

Congratulations, this comment was my first recipient for hitting the "Smart" button and "Funny" button. I came into the thread to post this.
 
Dinobot [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 10:27:24 PM
she wanted to be with Epic Sax Guy
 
zedster [TotalFark]
2012-01-21 10:41:47 PM
Sideshow Bob was funny, Gladwell was just a bit over the line
 
Arxane
2012-01-21 11:12:25 PM
Martstar: Congratulations, this comment was my first recipient for hitting the "Smart" button and "Funny" button. I came into the thread to post this.

After reading that, I did a Google search for Kenny G's "duet" with Louis Armstrong on "What a Wonderful World."

Now I think I need to go burn my hard drive to eliminate all traces of that...that...whatever it was.
 
realgamecock
2012-01-21 11:44:17 PM
wha, wha, wha trombone sound is sadly missing from this thread.
 
part of the problem
2012-01-21 11:54:45 PM
Martstar: Charlie Freak: I heard she left him for Pat Metheny.

Congratulations, this comment was my first recipient for hitting the "Smart" button and "Funny" button. I came into the thread to post this.

That was an EPIC brutal assessment of Kenny G. Great find.

If his wife left him for Metheny that means shes ready to start dating musicians.
 
AcneVulgaris
2012-01-21 11:55:29 PM
Arxane: Martstar: Congratulations, this comment was my first recipient for hitting the "Smart" button and "Funny" button. I came into the thread to post this.

After reading that, I did a Google search for Kenny G's "duet" with Louis Armstrong on "What a Wonderful World."

Now I think I need to go burn my hard drive to eliminate all traces of that...that...whatever it was.

Holy crap that was awful. I never really liked his music, but that made me want to make a soprano sax popsicle of the man.
 
Patterson [TotalFark]
2012-01-22 12:33:37 AM
+1 to subby.
 
NeedlesslyCanadian [TotalFark]
2012-01-22 02:56:15 AM
To borrow from a local radio station: her life is really going to suck now.

She's going to get pissed off every time she gets put on hold or has to take an elevator.
 
GungFu
2012-01-22 03:39:19 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Busted.
 
LewDux
2012-01-22 04:50:37 AM
Did someone say Candy Dulfer^?
 
LewDux
2012-01-22 05:05:28 AM
Link (new window)
 
Alphax
2012-01-22 05:24:38 AM
LewDux: Did someone say Candy Dulfer^?

I hadn't seen her in a long time... she's like a blonde, blue eyed clone of Kate Beckinsale there. And that's high praise.
 
padraig
2012-01-22 08:02:38 AM
''Oh, you like jazz too? What did you think of the last Kenny G album?''
''I didn't''
 
Opt8va
2012-01-22 04:38:15 PM
I heard she left him for Rick Braun.
 
rubi_con_man
2012-01-23 09:27:26 AM
I'll tell you this - when I was in HS, It was like a magic spell - the Kenny G tape when in, and the panties came off. It was like steroids for foreplay.
 
mekkab
2012-01-23 12:22:42 PM
AFWX: Upgrade!

[socialtimes.com image 200x193]

Now I'm gonna have that in my head all day...


/could be worse, really!
 
The-Brain
2012-01-23 01:46:39 PM
Deploying smooth jazz in... 3...2...
 
Jingle Strangle
2012-01-23 03:02:24 PM
Now this is a good headline. While the Axl Rose "SHA-NA-NA-NA Pleas" is not a good headline. Class dismissed.
 
puddleonfire
2012-01-24 03:08:28 AM
Boring sax is right.
Smooth jazz gives me the shiats.
 
Orgasmatron138
2012-01-24 09:57:22 AM
Jingle Strangle: Now this is a good headline. While the Axl Rose "SHA-NA-NA-NA Pleas" is not a good headline. Class dismissed.

Agree 100%. The Axl one was forced.
 
padraig
2012-01-24 11:32:44 AM
rubi_con_man: I'll tell you this - when I was in HS, It was like a magic spell - the Kenny G tape when in, and the panties came off. It was like steroids for foreplay.

There is no bad music, when sex is on the line.
 
exactly three days
2012-01-24 08:05:52 PM
skinink: No matter how talented a man can be, some woman somewhere is sick of putting up with his crap.

I want an image to go with this right now.

/gets to work
 
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