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Former vegan embraces his new career as a butcher, while still retaining a smug sense of superiority: "I see the 'hipification' of butchery in urban areas like Brooklyn and San Francisco," he says
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Bucky Katt
2012-01-21 05:41:52 PM
the guy is a douchebag regardless of his dietary preferences
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-21 05:45:29 PM
It's not his "smug sense of superiority"
subby
, it's your insecurity with anyone different from you.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-21 06:58:22 PM
Wow. You can just watch the smug drip from every pore.
some.old.lady.
2012-01-21 07:11:38 PM
FTA:
He says he finds the work enriching because he's present for the whole process - something he hopes more consumers can connect with through his agrarian videos.
It seems to be working, too. "I see the 'hipification' of butchery in urban areas like Brooklyn and San Francisco," he says. "It's a good thing."
................
I do not hear anything negative when I read this. He uses the word "hipification" as a synonym for "increasing awareness". He could have picked a better word, but the meaning is clear:
He began, and continues, creating a video archive to educate and enlighten people about the craft of butchering.
What the heck? Way to totally and completely warp and misconstrue the core message of what is *actually* said. Sheesh.
Reading Comprehension, anyone?
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-21 07:28:29 PM
Oh. Now it's news that a guy that prefers the V has now gone to handling others' meat?
Although I guess he did it without dating a Kardashian.
FlashHarry
2012-01-21 07:42:03 PM
separated at birth?
iamrex
2012-01-21 07:48:29 PM
Well I for one applaud his efforts. I wholeheartedly believe in the farm-to-table philosophy and work hard to try to realize it for my family. I was so pleased last week when I unintentionally made a whole meal whose ingredients were entirely grown within 200 miles of my home.
I think he could use a haircut, though.
thelordofcheese
2012-01-21 08:21:00 PM
Where I come from, that's called "eating".
/try the squirrel
The Blind Fury
2012-01-21 08:21:17 PM
Hipification?
clyph
2012-01-21 08:22:41 PM
Another hipster douchebag.
I can only hope being vegan isn't trendy enough anymore, and it will wither away... kind of like vegans themselves. I suspect that at least half the vegans I've met are really anorexics who are using their "beliefs" as a socially-acceptable cover for their eating disorder. The other half are just naive little schoolgirls who are upset that poor fwuffy little aminals need to die so we can eat them.
12349876
2012-01-21 08:23:46 PM
I only eat roadkill.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-21 08:24:58 PM
I love it when people think of acquiring, butchering, and cooking your own food as some sort of rustic, romantic ideal. "Farm to table" aka what hunters, fisherman, etc... have been doing for decades, without feeling the need to garner media attention or make some sort of "movement" out of it. Jesus.
The Face Of Oblivion
2012-01-21 08:27:13 PM
DarnoKonrad
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It's not his "smug sense of superiority" subby, it's your insecurity with anyone different from you.
No, this dude is an all-around dickhead.
By killing the animal himself, Plotsky says he strengthens his bond to that animal, as well as the food it provides, the ground it lived on, and the family and friends he shares the meal with.
"BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (pssst: let's see how much low-quality ass I can pull when all the templated-tattooed biatches from the coffee shop where I used to work think I'm a sensitive renaissance man)."
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-21 08:27:22 PM
"You know, you could make more money as a butcher...".
Friend of the Devil
2012-01-21 08:28:03 PM
"Hipification" is probably not the best word for what he means but it's the same concept which has sustained kosher butchers while other small butcheries have gone out of business. A niche population, which is informed about available options, will often support a slightly-higher cost for a specific ideological or environmental goal, in this case having meat that has been humanely raised and slaughtered, a noble goal if you ask me.
If anything this man has the exact opposite of the "smug sense of superiority" associated with hipsters, mainly, when something challenges his view of the world, he's willing to change his view, not just rationalize the incorrect viewpoint (demonstrated by him planning to only stay 2 weeks at the farm and allowing that to become 2 years).
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-21 08:30:10 PM
I could show you what a real Florida "farm to table" person looks like, and it aint Weird Al. It's an overweight, deeply tanned 50 year old with a contractor's hat and a sleeveless shirt in an airboat. Also known as "dad." Butchering hogs, deer, frogs, fish, etc... is just a cheaper way to eat. Not some poetic lifestyle choice.
itsfullofstars
2012-01-21 08:30:19 PM
stevesporn2000
2012-01-21 08:30:43 PM
Friend of the Devil
:
"Hipification" is probably not the best word for what he means but it's the same concept which has sustained kosher butchers while other small butcheries have gone out of business. A niche population, which is informed about available options, will often support a slightly-higher cost for a specific ideological or environmental goal, in this case having meat that has been humanely raised and slaughtered, a noble goal if you ask me.
Uh, if you think kosher meat is humanely slaughtered, I've got some youtube videos for you to see.
Scruffinator
2012-01-21 08:31:50 PM
clyph
:
Another hipster douchebag.
I can only hope being vegan isn't trendy enough anymore, and it will wither away... kind of like vegans themselves. I suspect that at least half the vegans I've met are really anorexics who are using their "beliefs" as a socially-acceptable cover for their eating disorder. The other half are just naive little schoolgirls who are upset that poor fwuffy little aminals need to die so we can eat them.
Vegetarians(and Vegans) are a funny bunch. Most of the vegetarians that I've met don't really flaunt it, or talk about it very much. Hell, I knew a girl in high school for almost 2 years before I found out she was a vegetarian. The only thing that really bothered me about it was unfertilized chicken fetus was okay, but chicken flavored ramen wasn't. I guess she was afraid she'd end up liking the taste of chicken.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
I love it when people think of acquiring, butchering, and cooking your own food as some sort of rustic, romantic ideal. "Farm to table" aka what hunters, fisherman, etc... have been doing for decades, without feeling the need to garner media attention or make some sort of "movement" out of it. Jesus.
I think it used to be called "surviving".
meat0918
2012-01-21 08:33:06 PM
This is a good thing. Our butcher is getting old, and they have been worried there is no new blood in training to replace them.
my herniated disc
2012-01-21 08:34:57 PM
i drtfa but homegrown meat tastes better than factory meat. Chickens wandering around in the sun eatin bugs taste awesome. Homemade hamburger from real cuts of meat rather than god knows what scraps at the factory taste farkin amazing.
if prefering homegrown and butchered meat is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I heard as well that animals who are very stressed before they are killed release a chemical that actually effects the taste. Havent done a taste test to verify yet. All I know is storebought meat usually tastes super lame. I think we are all a bunch of suckers for putting up with substandard quality of meat (and produce) in our grocery stores.
spentmiles
2012-01-21 08:36:26 PM
Ten years or so ago, I got sick and tired of seeing the multitude of news reports concerning tainted meat, over-medicated farm animals, and the risks associated with eating processed animal products. I considered giving up meat entirely, but I am an omnivore and refuse to pretend that I am not. So, I learned to trap and butcher my own game. But I've found that the majority of people do not appreciate that level of self sufficiency.
I have been criticized and even criminally charged for my trapping methods. I favor the use of the classic steel-jawed leghold trap, which keeps the animal alive and fresh until I am able to recover it. Unfortunately, people have a problem with this, encouraged by the social brainwashing of groups like PETA. To me, leghold traps are akin to live bait fishing, and as most fishermen know, many rivers and streams have a "artificial lure" policy only. Why? Because the government doesn't want people supporting themselves by actually landing enough fish to eat. They'd rather have you play around for four hours in the cold water, catch one or two fish, and then go to McDonald's to fill up on mass produced fish derivatives.
I have also been forced out of my home by the Home Owner's Association for butchering animals in my backyard. Apparently people don't like seeing where their food actually comes from. All this while my vegetarian neighbor pulls up screaming radishes from his garden. Do these people even remotely appreciate how hard it is to extract a cow from a leghold, drag it over a barbed wire fence, and then drag it back to the house behind an underpowered electric sedan? Yes, I drive electric. I guarantee that I'm ten thousand times the environmentalist that any of these people claim to be.
And by the way my court proceedings are going, trumped up charges - criminal trespass, cattle rustling, cruelty to animals, resisting arrest, assault on a game warden, etc - they'd have me enjoying prison food for the next decade. But screw them and their liberal laws. I'll be eating tacos and singing in a mariachi band before I let it come to that.
relcec
2012-01-21 08:36:55 PM
some.old.lady.
:
FTA:
He says he finds the work enriching because he's present for the whole process - something he hopes more consumers can connect with through his agrarian videos.
It seems to be working, too. "I see the 'hipification' of butchery in urban areas like Brooklyn and San Francisco," he says. "It's a good thing."
................
I do not hear anything negative when I read this. He uses the word "hipification" as a synonym for "increasing awareness". He could have picked a better word, but the meaning is clear:
He began, and continues, creating a video archive to educate and enlighten people about the craft of butchering.
What the heck? Way to totally and completely warp and misconstrue the core message of what is *actually* said. Sheesh.
Reading Comprehension, anyone?
he is full of shiat. he cut up a few pigs.
he'd be waxing rhapsodic with his camera if he was the dude making $8/hour as the spooge cleaner at the peep show.
my grandpa butchered to many animals to count, fed hundreds of thousands of people from his farm, never crowed about it, and was the flyover type this guy would deride.
humility, the pig cutter needs to f*cking get some.
redmid17
2012-01-21 08:37:27 PM
stevesporn2000
:
Friend of the Devil: "Hipification" is probably not the best word for what he means but it's the same concept which has sustained kosher butchers while other small butcheries have gone out of business. A niche population, which is informed about available options, will often support a slightly-higher cost for a specific ideological or environmental goal, in this case having meat that has been humanely raised and slaughtered, a noble goal if you ask me.
Uh, if you think kosher meat is humanely slaughtered, I've got some youtube videos for you to see.
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-21 08:39:39 PM
ITS NOT SAN FRANCISCO. ITS SAN FRANRRCISCO
Jim_Callahan
2012-01-21 08:40:37 PM
Wow, it's astonishing how, even with the article's author trying his damnedest to cover for the interviewee, the fact that the man is a douchebag of the highest order still rings out like a clarion over a foggy battlefield.
I do give the author credit for trying to humanize the dipshiat, though, and give him extra badass points for clarifying the disdain he's obviously doing his best to suppress down into a couple rather witty one-liners like:
Though killing the animal weighs heavy on Plotsky's heart, carving the precise cuts from the pig weighs heavy because of its physical size.
Nice.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
I love it when people think of acquiring, butchering, and cooking your own food as some sort of rustic, romantic ideal. "Farm to table" aka what hunters, fisherman, etc... have been doing for decades, without feeling the need to garner media attention or make some sort of "movement" out of it. Jesus.
Especially since people haven't butchered their won food since the stone age. "Butcher" was one of the first specialist jobs that civilization invented for a reason-- there's very little margin of error and you want to avoid your food killing you while also wasting as little meat as possible. Even now a small-time farmer will cart their slaughtered animals to a third-party butcher and a larger ranch will have specialists on staff, because
butchering your own animals would be farking stupid
.
redmid17
2012-01-21 08:42:07 PM
Jim_Callahan
:
Teen Wolf Blitzer: I love it when people think of acquiring, butchering, and cooking your own food as some sort of rustic, romantic ideal. "Farm to table" aka what hunters, fisherman, etc... have been doing for decades, without feeling the need to garner media attention or make some sort of "movement" out of it. Jesus.
Especially since people haven't butchered their won food since the stone age. "Butcher" was one of the first specialist jobs that civilization invented for a reason-- there's very little margin of error and you want to avoid your food killing you while also wasting as little meat as possible. Even now a small-time farmer will cart their slaughtered animals to a third-party butcher and a larger ranch will have specialists on staff, because butchering your own animals would be farking stupid.
I know plenty of hunters that butcher their own kills. I'm not just talking field dress either. Your point about the wasting of meat probably stands though
Maslow's Hierarchy
2012-01-21 08:43:33 PM
Meh. I'm unimpressed. I've been eating meat from the local grocery store that does all their own butchering on location all my life. The butcher there doesn't weep when he kills an animal. He just kills it.
This new movement is just another annoying fad that they have to flaunt in front of the cameras.
whidbey
2012-01-21 08:47:02 PM
I honestly do not understand why anyone opposed to consuming any animal products whatsoever would indulge in the craft of preparing animal products for others.
*shrugs*
Genuine puzzlement.
MrEricSir
2012-01-21 08:47:36 PM
Hipsters have been dressing like farmers for years, so this only seems like an appropriate step.
TheDirtyNacho
2012-01-21 08:47:50 PM
spentmiles
:
Ten years or so ago, I got sick and tired of seeing the multitude of news reports concerning tainted meat, over-medicated farm animals, and the risks associated with eating processed animal products. I considered giving up meat entirely, but I am an omnivore and refuse to pretend that I am not. So, I learned to trap and butcher my own game. But I've found that the majority of people do not appreciate that level of self sufficiency.
I have been criticized and even criminally charged for my trapping methods. I favor the use of the classic steel-jawed leghold trap, which keeps the animal alive and fresh until I am able to recover it. Unfortunately, people have a problem with this, encouraged by the social brainwashing of groups like PETA. To me, leghold traps are akin to live bait fishing, and as most fishermen know, many rivers and streams have a "artificial lure" policy only. Why? Because the government doesn't want people supporting themselves by actually landing enough fish to eat. They'd rather have you play around for four hours in the cold water, catch one or two fish, and then go to McDonald's to fill up on mass produced fish derivatives.
I have also been forced out of my home by the Home Owner's Association for butchering animals in my backyard. Apparently people don't like seeing where their food actually comes from. All this while my vegetarian neighbor pulls up screaming radishes from his garden. Do these people even remotely appreciate how hard it is to extract a cow from a leghold, drag it over a barbed wire fence, and then drag it back to the house behind an underpowered electric sedan? Yes, I drive electric. I guarantee that I'm ten thousand times the environmentalist that any of these people claim to be.
And by the way my court proceedings are going, trumped up charges - criminal trespass, cattle rustling, cruelty to animals, resisting arrest, assault on a game warden, etc - they'd have me enjoying prison food for the next decade. But ...
9/10, but you're reputation precedes you.
TheDirtyNacho
2012-01-21 08:48:27 PM
Ugh, your.
Avery614
2012-01-21 08:49:31 PM
spentmiles
:
Ten years or so ago, I got sick and tired of seeing the multitude......
You constantly remind me why I favorited you.....
TomD9938
2012-01-21 08:51:12 PM
FTA
killing the animal weighs heavy on
Plotsky's
heart
I read that as
Porky's
.
clyph
2012-01-21 08:52:28 PM
TheDirtyNacho
:
9/10, but you're reputation precedes you.
Spentmiles isn't a troll, he's a master bullshiat artist who tells great whoppers.
nastro
2012-01-21 08:52:33 PM
spentmiles
:
Do these people even remotely appreciate how hard it is to extract a cow from a leghold, drag it over a barbed wire fence, and then drag it back to the house behind an underpowered electric sedan?
I wanna party with you, buddy.
whidbey
2012-01-21 08:54:37 PM
TheDirtyNacho
:
Ugh, your.
[haHA.jpg]
U8D1EyedSnake
2012-01-21 08:56:08 PM
spentmiles
:
Ten years or so ago...
I think I love you.
U8D1EyedSnake
2012-01-21 09:01:18 PM
whidbey
:
I honestly do not understand why anyone opposed to consuming any animal products whatsoever would indulge in the craft of preparing animal products for others.
*shrugs*
Genuine puzzlement.
My thoughts ran in the same direction. I found such a complete change in personal philosophy to be baffling. Then I noticed this FTA:
For
24-year-old
Andrew Plotsky
and suddenly it all made sense.
Jim_Callahan
2012-01-21 09:01:23 PM
redmid17
:
I know plenty of hunters that butcher their own kills. I'm not just talking field dress either. Your point about the wasting of meat probably stands though
That's fair, I was really talking mostly about domestic stock, though, the kind of thing that can feed towns worth of people rather than a family.
I won't comment on whether hunters in general are efficient re: butchering, it's a hobby and like any hobby I've seen people take it kind of overboard with a crazy complete setup in their garage. It's not necessarily something that's a dumb thing to do because it takes special talents or anything, it's mainly that it's a gigantic time sink and the people doing the raising/growing of the animals don't have that kind of spare time. Which makes it great for a hobby for city folk as it were, since hobbies tend to be mostly about burning spare time anyhow, but makes the advantage of having a specialist get really good at it and schedule work for everyone else massively more cost-effective (and, for larger-scale operations, safer) on the 'feeding the town' scale.
I grew up in a ranch-heavy area, the biggest thing I've heard of a farmer dressing out himself is a chicken or a snake. Pigs, cows, you cart 'em to the butcher. Horses, you call out the knacker, which sort of amounts to the same thing but not for eating (usually).
oldsbone
2012-01-21 09:02:46 PM
redmid17
:
Jim_Callahan: Teen Wolf Blitzer: I love it when people think of acquiring, butchering, and cooking your own food as some sort of rustic, romantic ideal. "Farm to table" aka what hunters, fisherman, etc... have been doing for decades, without feeling the need to garner media attention or make some sort of "movement" out of it. Jesus.
Especially since people haven't butchered their won food since the stone age. "Butcher" was one of the first specialist jobs that civilization invented for a reason-- there's very little margin of error and you want to avoid your food killing you while also wasting as little meat as possible. Even now a small-time farmer will cart their slaughtered animals to a third-party butcher and a larger ranch will have specialists on staff, because butchering your own animals would be farking stupid.
I know plenty of hunters that butcher their own kills. I'm not just talking field dress either. Your point about the wasting of meat probably stands though
That's what a grinder is for. Random scraps=hamburger-not waste
Canned Tamales
2012-01-21 09:04:41 PM
clyph
:
Another hipster douchebag.
I can only hope being vegan isn't trendy enough anymore, and it will wither away... kind of like vegans themselves. I suspect that at least half the vegans I've met are really anorexics who are using their "beliefs" as a socially-acceptable cover for their eating disorder. The other half are just naive little schoolgirls who are upset that poor fwuffy little aminals need to die so we can eat them.
Frankly, I'd rather use douchetastic assholes like you as a food supply. It would be more moral, since even rats and gophers are more intelligent and useful than you. Many of the critters we eat serve much more of a useful role in the ecosystem than you ever could. Only problem is, you're so full of shiat that you'd taste like it.
FizixJunkee
2012-01-21 09:06:43 PM
Wasn't this a Portlandia plot?
"Now, the notion of knowing a piece of meat's history seems to be trickling into the mainstream. Who raised it? Who killed it? How did it die? Who butchered it?"
Canned Tamales
2012-01-21 09:08:42 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
I could show you what a real Florida "farm to table" person looks like, and it aint Weird Al. It's an overweight, deeply tanned 50 year old with a contractor's hat and a sleeveless shirt in an airboat. Also known as "dad." Butchering hogs, deer, frogs, fish, etc... is just a cheaper way to eat. Not some poetic lifestyle choice.
Jesus fark, douchewater, not everyone wants to be a Budweiser swilling inbred, but might like to share in other aspects of life...is that okay with you, Holy Roman Emperor of Rednecks?
doesn't matter if it's not, no one gives a pile of ratshiat what you think.
Rik01
2012-01-21 09:08:47 PM
We have a butcher shop here, which has been family run since nearly as far back as I can recall.
The father started the thing in a small shop by a crossroads, making mainly sandwiches and lunches for grove workers and I mean
SANDWICHES!
When everyone else was churning out these cheap, cardboard tasting, wilted lettuce covered things, he packed his full of fresh stuff and lots of meat.
He charged more, but not enough to discourage people. Just a few cents. This was before sub sandwiches had been 'discovered'. The butcher section was small, but he provided great cuts at a price comparable to grocery stores, if a little more pricey, but the quality and taste was great.
In time, he moved to another shop across the street and expanded. He provided spices, heat and eat meals, sandwiches, things like thick stuffed pork chops you took home to cook, home made hot dogs, custom cuts, home made meatloaf mixes, fresh bacon, home made sausages and an array of steaks.
His prices went up, but it was worth it. He would also sell you, butchered and packaged, anything from an entire animal to a quarter. He also tossed in the bones upon request -- which, back then were valuable for soup. Things wrapped in his old style butcher paper NEVER seemed to get freezer burn or stale tasting like any other common packaging used today. He also wrote what was in each package on the outside.
The place smelled magnificent when you walked in, with all of the spices and cooked meats. His staff had grown and were fast, efficient and polite. They handled special requests easily.
My family bought from him periodically, when we could afford it. That's what most folks did. Why pay $10 for a steak from a big line grocery store, when for $12 you could get one from him that tasted MUCH better?
Originally, he did a lot of his own butchering. Later, he hired in quality butchers and bought only from farms he trusted. There were no surprises in his meats, like cysts, tumors, too much gristle, big blood vessels full of clotted blood and if you wanted, you could eat it raw. You didn't buy meat from him that you could not inspect -- like the chain grocery store trick of selling you packaged meats with a big pad of fat hidden on the bottom side.
He retired and his sons took the shop over -- and moved the main one over to the 'rich' side of town. They opened a small one in the regular section -- with limited goods. They increased the prices dramatically.
They don't have the 'people' savvy of their father.
I haven't bought anything from them in years.
However, I fondly recall their Dad and his wonderful shop and the wonderful meats he sold.
Last time I was in their 'secondary' store, the cooler cases were poorly stocked with meats (they would order special cuts for you from their other store) very few spices and a 3 pound steak cost $25. That was 10 years ago.
They didn't even have his delicious, home made hotdogs, link formed. They had a commercial brand. You could buy them cheaper at Winn-Dixie.
I'm saving up to order a quarter cow. However, I'll be buying it from a butcher shop in the next city. His store is now too expensive.
redmid17
2012-01-21 09:10:09 PM
Jim_Callahan
:
redmid17:
I know plenty of hunters that butcher their own kills. I'm not just talking field dress either. Your point about the wasting of meat probably stands though
That's fair, I was really talking mostly about domestic stock, though, the kind of thing that can feed towns worth of people rather than a family.
I won't comment on whether hunters in general are efficient re: butchering, it's a hobby and like any hobby I've seen people take it kind of overboard with a crazy complete setup in their garage. It's not necessarily something that's a dumb thing to do because it takes special talents or anything, it's mainly that it's a gigantic time sink and the people doing the raising/growing of the animals don't have that kind of spare time. Which makes it great for a hobby for city folk as it were, since hobbies tend to be mostly about burning spare time anyhow, but makes the advantage of having a specialist get really good at it and schedule work for everyone else massively more cost-effective (and, for larger-scale operations, safer) on the 'feeding the town' scale.
I grew up in a ranch-heavy area, the biggest thing I've heard of a farmer dressing out himself is a chicken or a snake. Pigs, cows, you cart 'em to the butcher. Horses, you call out the knacker, which sort of amounts to the same thing but not for eating (usually).
My dad has showed me how to dress a turkey (he grew up on a turkey farm), but any big animals my friends or family have gotten from hunting were taken to a butcher. He has a standing rule that he and I will clean any turkeys we kill together, which is kind of onerous since I typically go hunting about 400 miles away from where he lives.
dv-ous
2012-01-21 09:13:37 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
I could show you what a real Florida "farm to table" person looks like, and it aint Weird Al. It's an overweight, deeply tanned 50 year old with a contractor's hat and a sleeveless shirt in an airboat. Also known as "dad." Butchering hogs, deer, frogs, fish, etc... is just a cheaper way to eat. Not some poetic lifestyle choice.
People get nostalgic about pretty much anything.
gummyworm
2012-01-21 09:13:43 PM
Scruffinator
2012-01-21 09:15:29 PM
Rik01
:
I'm saving up to order a quarter cow. However, I'll be buying it from a butcher shop in the next city. His store is now too expensive.
We drive about half an hour each way to an awesome butcher shop in the middle of nowhere. It's not as awesome as what you described, but it's actually cheaper than going to a chain grocery store. Well, if would be if we didn't spend $35 on their homemade jerky, but still.
Also, buying a quarter cow sounds awesome, but I don't think it'd fit in my freezer.
redmid17
2012-01-21 09:17:11 PM
Scruffinator
:
Rik01: I'm saving up to order a quarter cow. However, I'll be buying it from a butcher shop in the next city. His store is now too expensive.
We drive about half an hour each way to an awesome butcher shop in the middle of nowhere. It's not as awesome as what you described, but it's actually cheaper than going to a chain grocery store. Well, if would be if we didn't spend $35 on their homemade jerky, but still.
Also, buying a quarter cow sounds awesome, but I don't think it'd fit in my freezer.
We're men. That means a few things - we like to shiat with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
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