I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist. Why don't any of his former teachers come forward and defend him from statements like mine?

Well, I'm no expert, but perhaps it's because you're a delusional no-talent ass-clown who's moronic ramblings on TownHall don't warrant any response beyond ridicule and laughter.

He's right. The media is biased. How come we haven't heard or read anything about where Obama was born?

I think what Mr. Tatro is after, and most others that ask about Obama's girlfriends, is a description of his sexuality. They wanna hear that he's a fantastically lover and is well-endowed to match up with the fantasies they pleasure themselves to.

But remember kids, bring up old relationship history is just dishonest.

Well, when it's a Republican anyway. Because that's what Townhall was saying yesterday.

That guy is so stupid he fits right in as a commenter on "money and finance".

I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist. Why don't any of his former teachers come forward and defend him from statements like mine?

Yeah, right? And when did you last stop raping children, Bill? No one is defending you from statements like mine. So, ergo, you are a pedophile.

I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist.

"I can simultaneously accept two mutually exclusive beliefs as correct, if the party tells me to."

It really says something when your longest paragraph is two sentences long

what_now: I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist

YOU CANT BE BOTH YOU FARKING MORON!!!!

Jonah Goldberg did a great job at advancing the idea. It allows folks to say, "Hey, if a Jew says that Commie-Pinkos can be Fascists HE should know!" and then lose any sort of intellectual responsibility for pondering if the concept is even possible.

It also immediately invalidates any position that someone who actually services such a statement immediately, simply because they're too gottverdammt stupid to understand that Fascism and Communism are mutually exclusive.

Not to mention that several of Obama's classmates have been interviewed and have made statements about the president.

A simple Google search shows:

•Friend and roommate Sohale Siddiqi, whom the Associated Press located and interviewed in May 2008.

•Roommate Phil Boerner, who provided his recollections of sharing a New York City apartment with classmate Barack Obama to the Columbia College Today alumni publication and the New York Times in early 2009.

•Michael L. Baron, who taught the year-long honors seminar in American Foreign Policy that Barack Obama took during his senior year at Columbia and recalled in an NBC interview Obama's "easily acing" the class and receiving an A for his senior paper on the topic of nuclear negotiations with the Soviet Union.


I'm sure there are plenty more.

Maybe he's hoping that no former girlfriends means Obama secretly has teh ghey.

what_now: I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist

YOU CANT BE BOTH YOU FARKING MORON!!!!

Sure you can.

"I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist."

It must get confusing when submitting Anti-Obama Fark political links.

Bucky Katt: Maybe he's hoping that no former girlfriends means Obama secretly has teh ghey.

Great, that means the "He Can't Be All Five" poster will have to be changed to "Six"

What is insane on this, is that folks can't imagine that someone might actually have healthy relationships, and thus, their girlfriends and former lovers might not want want to approach the press.

You screw a woman over in a divorce, and offer up swinging as an alternative, and leave after a diagnosis of MS, you might have strong feelings. You sexually harass gals in your company, repeatedly, they might come forward.

Folks who can't imagine that someone could be married for years to the same person, raise their children together, that shows their own difficulties, not the bias of the media. Sometimes that there is no story means that there is no story. You can look into my background, and the fact that I've never been arrested for public indecency doesn't mean that there's a cover up, but the fact that I keep my pants on running down mainstreet. To be fair, my arrest record will show four arrests, but no charges ever filed. Of course, all of those arrests were for assault, which might make the Idiot Brigade think twice about screaming threats into my face, but it's not a conspiracy that as a bouncer, I was found justified in all those arrests, and the arrests were very much by the book, and I can't fault the officers for doing their jobs.

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke. And sometimes the reason you can't find dirt, is because it doesn't exist. This cat, thinks that the lack of dirt is suspicious? That is some reaching, and possibly even a bit of this...

Too bad this dumbass can't realize that we'd love to stop hearing about the republican candidates but the nonstop parading of these idiots around is overexposing them to and exhausting extent

Seriously kids. Make up your damn minds...

Dead for Tax Reasons: Too bad this dumbass can't realize that we'd love to stop hearing about the republican candidates but the nonstop parading of these idiots around is overexposing them to and exhausting extent

To be fair, that was Perry's saving grace in his Governorship run. No debates. No talking, except through mouthpieces. In this case though, it's not about doing anything more than getting the brand out, and trying to milk as much cash from the rubes as possible.

Mentat: what_now: I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist

YOU CANT BE BOTH YOU FARKING MORON!!!!

Sure you can.

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And once again the libby libs of Fark show their colors. The GOP primary season is turning into a real day at the races, which is scaring the Dims, because it's allowing the people to focus on the issues and failures of 0bama. Meanwhile, Moo--chelle hangs out in luxury hotels ordering thousands of taxpayer dollars worth of room service, including lobster, duck, soup, caviar, and obviously arugula. All a fine bit of monkey business if you ask me (but of course people will just scream "racism" at my little humor risk -- Dimocraps simply can't take a joke). But the Republicans will deliver the goods -- after this set of eastern state primaries, they'll go west and start building momentum with the real American states like Texas and Oklahoma. Candidates like Mitt Romney will resonate with the American people, especially considering the country's distaste at the circus that is Washington DC (home of all the commies in the world it seems). Once the United S. of A has itself a real patriot of a candiadate to run against Zero, the campaign will become a day at the races, with our star white stallion sprinting to the finish against our current pacifist, surrendering, apologizing, chicken of a dark horse, feathers and all. And next November, Americans will turn out the socialist in chief in favor of a candidate that they can love, happy in the knowledge that USA will be back in its role as the most superior country on earth.

THIS JUST IN: Obama has better taste in women and treats them better than Newt Gingrich.

/surprise!

This is not that difficult.

/virgule

I dated Obama in the 90's.

/there it is

so is it possible:
that ex-girlfriends dont want to drag their pasts through the media?
that ex-girlfriends dont have any juicy dirt?
that President Obama didnt sexual harass anyone?
that President Obama didnt go hunting at cracker camp?

that President Obama actually has and lives the family and social values that the GOP hold so dear?

/clearly we cant trot out the whole drug thing because that would ban EVERYONE from being president.

namatad: so is it possible:
that ex-girlfriends dont want to drag their pasts through the media?
that ex-girlfriends dont have any juicy dirt?
that President Obama didnt sexual harass anyone?
that President Obama didnt go hunting at cracker camp?

that President Obama actually has and lives the family and social values that the GOP hold so dear?

/clearly we cant trot out the whole drug thing because that would ban EVERYONE from being president.

To be fair, Newt was all about the weed back in the day. It's sad when a top "Family Values" candidate has more adulterous affairs and divorces than his "wicked and immoral" opponents. It MUST be a conspiracy of the Liberal Media...

He's a Dramatic Example of Republican People.

/I'll work on it some more.

Grables'Daughter: I dated Obama in the 90's.

/there it is

My wife admitted that she had made out with him in a dream.

/there it is also, as well, too

dahmers love zombie: Mentat: what_now: I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist

YOU CANT BE BOTH YOU FARKING MORON!!!!

Sure you can.

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And once again the libby libs of Fark show their colors. The GOP primary season is turning into a real day at the races, which is scaring the Dims, because it's allowing the people to focus on the issues and failures of 0bama. Meanwhile, Moo--chelle hangs out in luxury hotels ordering thousands of taxpayer dollars worth of room service, including lobster, duck, soup, caviar, and obviously arugula. All a fine bit of monkey business if you ask me (but of course people will just scream "racism" at my little humor risk -- Dimocraps simply can't take a joke). But the Republicans will deliver the goods -- after this set of eastern state primaries, they'll go west and start building momentum with the real American states like Texas and Oklahoma. Candidates like Mitt Romney will resonate with the American people, especially considering the country's distaste at the circus that is Washington DC (home of all the commies in the world it seems). Once the United S. of A has itself a real patriot of a candiadate to run against Zero, the campaign will become a day at the races, with our star white stallion sprinting to the finish against our current pacifist, surrendering, apologizing, chicken of a dark horse, feathers and all. And next November, Americans will turn out the socialist in chief in favor of a candidate that they can love, happy in the knowledge that USA will be back in its role as the most superior country on earth.

FTA: I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist. Why don't any of his former teachers come forward and defend him from statements like mine?

Maybe because you're a goddamned fool and your pants-on-head retarded spittle isn't worth responding to?

Oh dear lord I made the mistake of scrolling through the comments. Now my brain is on fire.

Is this a satire site?

Dead for Tax Reasons: Too bad this dumbass can't realize that we'd love to stop hearing about the republican candidates but the nonstop parading of these idiots around is overexposing them to and exhausting extent

You know, with ALL the debates and non-stop pandering of these candidates you'd think it would be enough for primary voters. Yet today on the radio I heard some Republican primary voters in SC talking about how they're just not sure, that x, y, or z hasn't explained himself enough. WTF ELSE DO YOU WANT, YOU MORANS?! Undecided voters- worst attention whores ever.

AmorousRedDragon: I believe Obama is a Marxist, in fact, I think he's a Fascist.

Wait, what?

WI241TH: I think what Mr. Tatro is after, and most others that ask about Obama's girlfriends, is a description of his sexuality. They wanna hear that he's a fantastically lover and is well-endowed to match up with the fantasies they pleasure themselves to.

It's killing them that Obama is the family values candidate that they wish they had. It's just killing them inside. They LOVE having the "family values" candidate and Obama has stolen that from them. This is how evil Obama is. He takes away their favorite thing and just flaunts it right in their faces.

Chameleon: Oh dear lord I made the mistake of scrolling through the comments. Now my brain is on fire.

I miss FreepImpact posting a bunch of comments FTA so we could look into the abyss without clicking the page. I went back, scrolled to the bottom and read the last comment. Something about we know nothing about him, therefore all the indicators we know about him suggest he is both a Marxist and gay.

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