Our cats are good....and the dog is 99.999% good...but if anyone leaves any paper underneath the grand piano....it'll have a dog turd on it in the morning.

That dog's ruined a lot of sheet music. I don't think I'll ever forgive it for what it did to Chopin.

So, where there's smoke, there's a free cat?

funny video about how to stop cats pissing on your car

Posted from my phone and hyperlinked manually... (oh good, fark fixed my mistakes!)

Huskadoodle: None of my dogs ever pissed/pooped on my toaster, VCR or my slippers. Chewed my slippers and soiled the carpet, but the VCR and toaster were ruined by my kids. BTW, my kids might have soiled a carpet too.

I don't really know what I'm trying to say.

My dog pissed on the girlfriends cat once.

That didn't go over too well. With them.

The dog and I thought it was pretty funny though.

J. Frank Parnell: Just use a squirt gun. It's fun AND educational.

Especially when geekery is involved - in this case, mad engineers with a very arrogant pussy.

1. Create the Squirt Module: 1 squirty device, rigged from various gardening and chemistry devices, connected to 1 squirty device triggering servo-thingy (I am so not an engineer) triggered by 1 motion-sensing thingy-device.

2. Place several squirt modules around living room, strategically dipped below one eye located near kitty no-go zones.

3. Attach little thingitty to kitty's collar. Put kitty in living room.

4. Push magic button that makes the squirt modules wake up and look for the little thingitty.

5. Watch as squirty things home in on naughty kitty and hit him from like nine different places because nobody thought about how sensitive to make the sensors.

6. Watch kitty almost crap himself trying to leave the room as he is hit by dozens of salvos of terror-fluid from all directions, his humans unable to help him because they are all under some kind of catnip-like spell that makes them clutch their sides with their forepaws while they roll on the floor and bark and pee from their eyes.

7. Not see soggy kitty for three days. Seriously discuss talking to patent attorneys.

OlderGuy: Unless the cat was on a grounded surface, no effects to the cat.. other than the wrath of the homeowner....

Yeah, maybe it was a hover-cat.

Electric cats are way more efficient than the fossil fuel powered ones.

I bet the outlet was pissed.

Lord Jubjub: I wonder how similar this would be to pissing on an electrical fence. I wonder if the cat will be doing this again anytime soon.

Probably. A friend's kitten was seen chewing on an electrical cord - "Don't worry. She'll learn", they said. She bit through, did the kitty-been-tazed-bro dance, and was chewing away again in less than five minutes.

They ended up covering all the cords in the house with duct tape and chili powder. And I'm pretty sure they replaced the cat a few times, too.