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(USA Today)   Often enough, where there's smoke, there's fire. But sometimes a cat just pissed on an electrical outlet   (yourlife.usatoday.com) divider line 54
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2012-01-21 05:47:23 PM  
This is why cats need to be feed treats frequently.
 
2012-01-21 06:34:31 PM  
Caturday thread?
 
2012-01-21 06:45:01 PM  
I wonder how similar this would be to pissing on an electrical fence. I wonder if the cat will be doing this again anytime soon.
 
2012-01-21 06:48:11 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Caturday thread?


No, that's been on the main page since this morning.
 
2012-01-21 06:55:24 PM  

Lord Jubjub: I wonder how similar this would be to pissing on an electrical fence. I wonder if the cat will be doing this again anytime soon.


Probably. A friend's kitten was seen chewing on an electrical cord - "Don't worry. She'll learn", they said. She bit through, did the kitty-been-tazed-bro dance, and was chewing away again in less than five minutes.

They ended up covering all the cords in the house with duct tape and chili powder. And I'm pretty sure they replaced the cat a few times, too.
 
2012-01-21 07:12:51 PM  
content6.flixster.com
 
2012-01-21 08:39:42 PM  
www.oddfilms.com

Another false alarm.
 
2012-01-21 09:07:43 PM  
Well, I guess I need to write better headlines. How disappointing.
 
2012-01-21 09:22:50 PM  
www.tvgasm.com
 
2012-01-21 09:24:42 PM  
One of our cats pissed on our toaster. I only use it while half asleep in the morning, so I didn't notice until I had put my English muffin in and started to smell the noxious scent of burning piss. Worst day ever.
 
2012-01-21 09:27:11 PM  
Heath Cliff (new window)
Tiny Toon Adventures (new window)

/don't get high and watch it

// highness is not worth the pain..
 
2012-01-21 09:27:52 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-01-21 09:28:01 PM  
...just in time for Caturday!
 
2012-01-21 09:29:02 PM  
I'll bet that smelled like a bouquet of roses.
 
2012-01-21 09:34:13 PM  
A Kim Jong il favorite, smoked cat penis.
 
2012-01-21 09:36:26 PM  
pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-21 09:36:54 PM  
I bet the outlet was pissed.
 
2012-01-21 09:37:09 PM  
Back in the early '80's, when VCRs cost a zillion dollars, our ancient Siamese pissed on our $500 (or whatever it cost) machine. Our insurance agent told my dad to leave it outside in a rainstorm and file a claim on that instead, since cat piss wasn't covered. And yes, he really did leave it out on the porch in the rain.

/20 yo cat died not much long after that.
/Shocking, I know.
 
2012-01-21 09:40:57 PM  
Electric cats are way more efficient than the fossil fuel powered ones.
 
2012-01-21 09:45:23 PM  
Unless the cat was on a grounded surface, no effects to the cat.. other than the wrath of the homeowner....
 
2012-01-21 09:48:34 PM  

OlderGuy: Unless the cat was on a grounded surface, no effects to the cat.. other than the wrath of the homeowner....


Yeah, maybe it was a hover-cat.
 
2012-01-21 09:51:13 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: One of our cats pissed on our toaster. I only use it while half asleep in the morning, so I didn't notice until I had put my English muffin in and started to smell the noxious scent of burning piss. Worst day ever.


If the smell of cat piss burning an english muffin in a toaster is your worst day ever you've led a charmed life.
 
2012-01-21 10:00:48 PM  

Amos Quito: [www.oddfilms.com image 384x376]

Another false alarm.


Anyone else think this looks strikingly similar to Eric Bana??
 
2012-01-21 10:12:47 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: One of our cats pissed on our toaster. I only use it while half asleep in the morning, so I didn't notice until I had put my English muffin in and started to smell the noxious scent of burning piss. Worst day ever.


One of my parents' cats had a thing for pissing on electrical appliances. The microwave, the toaster, the stove elements, the control panel of the washing machine, etc. Washing machine panel eventually corroded to the point someone was electrocuted while doing laundry one day.
 
2012-01-21 10:25:57 PM  
 
2012-01-21 10:33:20 PM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Lord Jubjub: I wonder how similar this would be to pissing on an electrical fence. I wonder if the cat will be doing this again anytime soon.

Probably. A friend's kitten was seen chewing on an electrical cord - "Don't worry. She'll learn", they said. She bit through, did the kitty-been-tazed-bro dance, and was chewing away again in less than five minutes.

They ended up covering all the cords in the house with duct tape and chili powder. And I'm pretty sure they replaced the cat a few times, too.


Just use a squirt gun. It's fun AND educational.
 
2012-01-21 10:33:31 PM  
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images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-01-21 10:33:33 PM  
headline would have been funnier if subby had appended "just in time for Caturday" to the end. srsly!
 
2012-01-21 10:33:59 PM  
When I read that headline I felt jinxed.
 
2012-01-21 10:54:40 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: One of our cats pissed on our toaster. I only use it while half asleep in the morning, so I didn't notice until I had put my English muffin in and started to smell the noxious scent of burning piss. Worst day ever.


I feel your pain. Once, just once, my cat crapped in one of my slippers.
 
2012-01-21 11:11:48 PM  
Pissing into an outlet is the only reason I've ever had to take a cat to the animal shelter and give it up for adoption. I felt really bad having to check the "not housetrained" box, knowing it would probably doom the little guy. Better him than the entire apartment building, though.
 
2012-01-21 11:20:02 PM  
Or peed on the bacon. Here's a link.

In spite of her vengefulness, I really miss that girl.
 
2012-01-21 11:20:42 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: One of our cats pissed on our toaster. I only use it while half asleep in the morning, so I didn't notice until I had put my English muffin in and started to smell the noxious scent of burning piss. Worst day ever.


He doesn't pee in it, but my cat did used to reach inside the toaster (only when it was off, as far as I know) and pull small metal components out and play with them. The toaster started smelling like burning electronics, so it had to be replaced. He doesn't have access to the new toaster.

/old toaster was like 20 years old anyway
 
2012-01-21 11:21:53 PM  
None of my dogs ever pissed/pooped on my toaster, VCR or my slippers. Chewed my slippers and soiled the carpet, but the VCR and toaster were ruined by my kids. BTW, my kids might have soiled a carpet too.

I don't really know what I'm trying to say.
 
2012-01-21 11:23:08 PM  

weasil: Pissing into an outlet is the only reason I've ever had to take a cat to the animal shelter and give it up for adoption. I felt really bad having to check the "not housetrained" box, knowing it would probably doom the little guy. Better him than the entire apartment building, though.


Seems like evolution in action. I brought my cat home at about 6 weeks. She found a plastic grocery bag and peed on that. I picked her up and put her in the litter box and she's been peeing and pooping there ever since - even if I get lazy and let the litter go far too long between changes.
 
2012-01-21 11:27:19 PM  

Huskadoodle: None of my dogs ever pissed/pooped on my toaster, VCR or my slippers. Chewed my slippers and soiled the carpet, but the VCR and toaster were ruined by my kids. BTW, my kids might have soiled a carpet too.

I don't really know what I'm trying to say.


Short creatures wreck shiat.
 
2012-01-21 11:29:32 PM  
Our cats are good....and the dog is 99.999% good...but if anyone leaves any paper underneath the grand piano....it'll have a dog turd on it in the morning.

That dog's ruined a lot of sheet music. I don't think I'll ever forgive it for what it did to Chopin.
 
2012-01-21 11:31:41 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Just use a squirt gun. It's fun AND educational.


Especially when geekery is involved - in this case, mad engineers with a very arrogant pussy.

1. Create the Squirt Module: 1 squirty device, rigged from various gardening and chemistry devices, connected to 1 squirty device triggering servo-thingy (I am so not an engineer) triggered by 1 motion-sensing thingy-device.

2. Place several squirt modules around living room, strategically dipped below one eye located near kitty no-go zones.

3. Attach little thingitty to kitty's collar. Put kitty in living room.

4. Push magic button that makes the squirt modules wake up and look for the little thingitty.

5. Watch as squirty things home in on naughty kitty and hit him from like nine different places because nobody thought about how sensitive to make the sensors.

6. Watch kitty almost crap himself trying to leave the room as he is hit by dozens of salvos of terror-fluid from all directions, his humans unable to help him because they are all under some kind of catnip-like spell that makes them clutch their sides with their forepaws while they roll on the floor and bark and pee from their eyes.

7. Not see soggy kitty for three days. Seriously discuss talking to patent attorneys.
 
2012-01-21 11:32:28 PM  
i227.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-21 11:33:32 PM  

kokomo61: That dog's ruined a lot of sheet music. I don't think I'll ever forgive it for what it did to Chopin.


There's just got to be a castration joke in there somewhere...
 
2012-01-21 11:37:06 PM  

Huskadoodle: None of my dogs ever pissed/pooped on my toaster, VCR or my slippers. Chewed my slippers and soiled the carpet, but the VCR and toaster were ruined by my kids. BTW, my kids might have soiled a carpet too.

I don't really know what I'm trying to say.


My dog pissed on the girlfriends cat once.

That didn't go over too well. With them.

The dog and I thought it was pretty funny though.
 
2012-01-21 11:37:08 PM  
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel

I need that for my dog. He pees on stuff. I am not even kidding, I would pay upwards of $100 for that.

I'm sure he'd still pee on stuff. But I wouldn't care, because I would be too busy laughing.
 
2012-01-21 11:40:25 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: Huskadoodle: None of my dogs ever pissed/pooped on my toaster, VCR or my slippers. Chewed my slippers and soiled the carpet, but the VCR and toaster were ruined by my kids. BTW, my kids might have soiled a carpet too.

I don't really know what I'm trying to say.

My dog pissed on the girlfriends cat once.

That didn't go over too well. With them.

The dog and I thought it was pretty funny though.


My dog pees on my other dog regularly. At obedience school, in front of everyone else, he tried to pee on me (I dodged) and then successfully peed on my mom. I thought the trainer was going to have a heart attack, she was laughing so hard.
 
2012-01-21 11:49:12 PM  
funny video about how to stop cats pissing on your car

Posted from my phone and hyperlinked manually... (oh good, fark fixed my mistakes!)
 
2012-01-22 12:07:14 AM  
Sounds like kitty is not too happy with someone.

Also not too smart.
 
2012-01-22 12:36:59 AM  
Ours was diabetic and sometimes kinda incontinent and she managed to land her piss on the business end of a still-plugged-in AC adapter cable. Dayum, what a nasty smell. Cat was okay, but there was some smoke and stank.
 
2012-01-22 12:37:35 AM  
So, where there's smoke, there's a free cat?
 
2012-01-22 12:53:20 AM  

ban_sidhe: Or peed on the bacon. Here's a link.

In spite of her vengefulness, I really miss that girl.


OMG! That's hilarious! And awful... and hilarious! Cats are incredibly smart, and we have been blessed not to be owned by a vengeful one, because yes, they will devise complex plots and work diligently to carry them out. We have cats now who can open cabinets and drawers so we really try to stay on their good sides. I know you must miss her, despite the bacon incident, smart cats make life interesting (and fun).
 
2012-01-22 12:56:22 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: So, where there's smoke, there's a free cat?


Or a meth head.
 
2012-01-22 01:13:22 AM  
We once had a budgie that chewed through the insulation on a lamp cord. By the time we noticed it, it had made it to bare copper on one side but luckily had not yet managed to complete a circuit.
 
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