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From MST3K Season 6, it's Red Zone Cuba, written and directed by Coleman Francis. Watch Mike, Servo, and Crow take on this visionary tale of invasion. "You shove off"
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DarkSoulNoHope
2012-01-21 12:35:30 PM
"Look, peanuts aren't important, just pick one!"
usernameguy
2012-01-21 12:51:24 PM
"This is a really stupid use of a split screen."
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-21 01:05:50 PM
It smells like Coleman Francis in here!
poonesfarm
2012-01-21 01:13:18 PM
PizzaJedi81
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It smells like Coleman Francis in here!
Beat me to it. You left out the "YOOOOO!", though.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-21 01:14:06 PM
The horrible quality of this movie doesn't really seem to affect me too much. I love this episode!
"I hardly endorse throwing HER down the well."
Githerax
2012-01-21 01:32:44 PM
"I'm Cherokee Jack."
cornan
2012-01-21 02:12:34 PM
I like to listen to this episode while I do other things. The riffing really is great. It's just that the movie itself is SO HARD TO SIT THROUGH. I can't watch the actual episode. Just too hard.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-21 02:14:30 PM
cornan:
I like to listen to this episode while I do other things. The riffing really is great. It's just that the movie itself is SO HARD TO SIT THROUGH. I can't watch the actual episode. Just too hard.
You just need to do the knee test.
TheGrayCat
2012-01-21 02:34:37 PM
Ah, the dulcet voice of John Carradine!
Night train to Mondo Fine!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-21 03:24:48 PM
TheGrayCat:
Ah, the dulcet voice of John Carradine!
Night train to Mondo Fine!
To be blessed with an instrument like that!
Freschel
2012-01-21 03:25:42 PM
People need to watch Coleman Francis' trilogy. Then people will have watched the worst movies ever.
Coleman Francis make Ed Wood look like a film genius.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-21 03:29:13 PM
Freschel:
People need to watch Coleman Francis' trilogy. Then people will have watched the worst movies ever.
Coleman Francis make Ed Wood look like a film genius.
For seriouses.
At least Ed Wood's films were coherent and followable.
Coleman Francis, well... he likes coffee. We've established that much.
jedzz
2012-01-21 03:56:35 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
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TheGrayCat: Ah, the dulcet voice of John Carradine!
Night train to Mondo Fine!
To be blessed with an instrument like that!
John Carridine moves away from the mic to breathe in.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-21 04:53:55 PM
jedzz:
John Carridine moves away from the mic to breathe in.
COLEMAN RAIN
Coleman Francis crashes through your veins.
KellyKellyKelly
2012-01-21 04:58:51 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
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Freschel: People need to watch Coleman Francis' trilogy. Then people will have watched the worst movies ever.
Coleman Francis make Ed Wood look like a film genius.
For seriouses.
At least Ed Wood's films were coherent and followable.
Coleman Francis, well... he likes coffee. We've established that much.
I don't know about that. We went to the Rifftrax version of "Plan 9," and I actually screamed out "WHAT?!!" as the mincing head alien was explaining the solaranite bomb.
But then again, I do have a
stupid
mind.
/stupid,
stupid!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-21 05:11:19 PM
KellyKellyKelly:
I don't know about that. We went to the Rifftrax version of "Plan 9," and I actually screamed out "WHAT?!!" as the mincing head alien was explaining the solaranite bomb.
But then again, I do have a stupid mind.
/stupid, stupid!
I'm terms of coherence, I'm speaking relatively, of course!
Ed Wood might not have had the best grasp on scientific concepts, but you could follow his films the first time around.
The first few times I saw
Red Zone Cuba
(I know), I had only the vaguest idea of what the hell was going on.
Mugato
2012-01-21 05:27:12 PM
They really did the best with what they had to work with. I thought Giant Spider Invasion was greenlit this week.
saintwrathchild
2012-01-21 06:48:34 PM
Featuring Pearl as Bingo Hall Announcer.
DanZero
2012-01-21 08:44:04 PM
Glad everyone is enjoying this weeks selection. I first got it on Netflix, and LOVED IT. Classic for sure. Plus, with last nights MST3K character thread, it was even more fun.
10 minute best of version if you can't see the whole thing
Drink Night Train, go to the basketball game. Throw up under the bleachers
Mugato
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They really did the best with what they had to work with. I thought Giant Spider Invasion was greenlit this week.
It was posted in 2010
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-21 09:00:21 PM
saintwrathchild:
Featuring Pearl as Bingo Hall Announcer.
I dug it when they still used Magic Voice. You didn't really hear a whole lot of Magic Voice during the Sci-Fi years.
Mugato:
They really did the best with what they had to work with.
It's almost like an inverse relation-type thing.
The weaker and/or more incoherent the movie, the greater the potential for comedy gold.
DanZero:
Glad everyone is enjoying this weeks selection. I first got it on Netflix, and LOVED IT. Classic for sure. Plus, with last nights MST3K character thread, it was even more fun.
Oh,
Red Zone Cuba
was BOSS. I remember not knowing what to think when the ep ended the first time... but I quickly grew to love it.
Drink Night Train, go to the basketball game. Throw up under the bleachers
MOE'S GONNA KILL ME, OH NO NO NO
DanZero
2012-01-21 09:46:27 PM
I found -- a super find here
The best (or worst) of The Castle Of Fu Manchu!
Now you don't have to sit through it (but I think you should)
/the castle of fu manchu will be back after this
Kilroy Evans
2012-01-21 10:47:42 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
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KellyKellyKelly: I don't know about that. We went to the Rifftrax version of "Plan 9," and I actually screamed out "WHAT?!!" as the mincing head alien was explaining the solaranite bomb.
But then again, I do have a stupid mind.
/stupid, stupid!
I'm terms of coherence, I'm speaking relatively, of course!
Ed Wood might not have had the best grasp on scientific concepts, but you could follow his films the first time around.
The first few times I saw Red Zone Cuba (I know), I had only the vaguest idea of what the hell was going on.
I was hoping it wasn't just me. I've watched this episode so many times and yet I still have trouble recalling things about it every time. I'm pretty sure it's a defense mechanism my brain has enacted to protect my mental health.
browntimmy
2012-01-22 03:32:06 AM
cornan
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I like to listen to this episode while I do other things. The riffing really is great. It's just that the movie itself is SO HARD TO SIT THROUGH. I can't watch the actual episode. Just too hard.
That's my problem with MST3K. A lot of awful movies aren't really funny bad, just boring bad. Especially the older ones where it's like, "We don't have the budget to do anything, so let's draw out these scenes where they're just standing around in some room for as long as possible. That said, with the right movie, MST3K can be really good.
MrEricSir
2012-01-23 12:11:38 AM
DanZero
:
The best (or worst) of The Castle Of Fu Manchu! Now you don't have to sit through it (but I think you should)
Crow: It's the first color movie that needs to be colorized.
And I think that's part of the problem with the episode, the movie looks like someone's dog peed all over a VHS transfer. The riffing is really funny but I can barely stand to look at it.
MrEricSir
2012-01-23 12:12:51 AM
MrEricSir
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Crow: It's the first color movie that needs to be colorized.
(Correction: it was Tom who said that.)
shortymac
2012-01-24 04:21:04 PM
browntimmy
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cornan: I like to listen to this episode while I do other things. The riffing really is great. It's just that the movie itself is SO HARD TO SIT THROUGH. I can't watch the actual episode. Just too hard.
That's my problem with MST3K. A lot of awful movies aren't really funny bad, just boring bad. Especially the older ones where it's like, "We don't have the budget to do anything, so let's draw out these scenes where they're just standing around in some room for as long as possible. That said, with the right movie, MST3K can be really good.
Yeah, they have a few like that, some you need to watch twice to "get" it, like Hamlet.
However this trilogy is just BAD... I couldn't sit through red zone cuba or skydivers. They are way too boring.
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