Somebody dosed him.

They put something in his gatorade.

I dated a girl from Dacula. She was such a drunk. Good times.

thismomentinblackhistory: Yeesh, that's pretty young for a psychotic episode.

Most likely a victim of sexual abuse. Poor kid.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: thismomentinblackhistory: Yeesh, that's pretty young for a psychotic episode.

Most likely a victim of sexual abuse. Poor kid.

In my professional opinion, it seems to me that the kid went to school while tripping on something. Probably LSD.

So... Did he make the team?

"Once inside, the student allegedly stripped naked and tried to run out of the building before being stopped by several coaches. According to the report, the student punched one of the coaches in the mouth."

Kid's dad the next day: "OK, the nudity thing was bad, but that right hook - you can't deny the kids gotta hell of an arm. Imagine a fastball coming from that thing!"

Teen Wolf Blitzer: thismomentinblackhistory: Yeesh, that's pretty young for a psychotic episode.

Most likely a victim of sexual abuse. Poor kid.

Uhhh, what? Where you pull that from? Since he is a teenager, it is probably the start of some psychological disorder.

PonceAlyosha: In my professional opinion, it seems to me that the kid went to school while tripping on something. Probably LSD.

thismomentinblackhistory: Yeesh, that's pretty young for a psychotic episode.

'Roid Rage maybe?

What?....That didn't work?

I don't know, but he'd make one helluva mascot.

oukewldave: Teen Wolf Blitzer: thismomentinblackhistory: Yeesh, that's pretty young for a psychotic episode.

Most likely a victim of sexual abuse. Poor kid.

Uhhh, what? Where you pull that from? Since he is a teenager, it is probably the start of some psychological disorder.

Victims of sexual abuse usually start to act out in their post-pubescent years.

Training with bath salts?

Bipolar.

Maybe he thought he was invincible?

It's like licking the bowl after mom makes some chocolate cake (new window)

Teen Wolf Blitzer: oukewldave: Teen Wolf Blitzer: thismomentinblackhistory: Yeesh, that's pretty young for a psychotic episode.

Most likely a victim of sexual abuse. Poor kid.

Uhhh, what? Where you pull that from? Since he is a teenager, it is probably the start of some psychological disorder.

Victims of sexual abuse usually start to act out in their post-pubescent years.

Can I buy a citation?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Fun fact: That doesn't work for marching band either

It pretty much only works for the Penn State football program.

Somebody got smacked around after the dude took his clothes off...I'm not sure I see the problem here...dnrtfa

tallguywithglasseson: "I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."

-Jack Handy

One of the best Jack Handy quotes ever....

BallZach: Teen Wolf Blitzer: oukewldave: Teen Wolf Blitzer: thismomentinblackhistory: Yeesh, that's pretty young for a psychotic episode.

Most likely a victim of sexual abuse. Poor kid.

Uhhh, what? Where you pull that from? Since he is a teenager, it is probably the start of some psychological disorder.

Victims of sexual abuse usually start to act out in their post-pubescent years.

Can I buy a citation?

Everything is sexual abuse with him.

It is either Lupus or a Tumor.

Playing sports builds character. Maybe he was trying to prove he was a character.

Dacula - sounds like an chinese vampire.

I was just thirty four years old and I was still wandering in a haze
Wondering why everyone I met seemed like they were lost in a maze
I don't know why I thought I should have some kind of divine right to the blues
It's sympathy not tears people need when they're the front page sad news

MaudlinMutantMollusk

Was he a pitcher or a catcher?

Catcher. He possesses the "tools of ignorance".

Either a full-blown psychotic episode, or drug-influenced. It would be easier if it were the latter. Once someone has an event like that, it takes some time to figure out the cocktail of meds that will keep it in check....then you have to have constantly monitor it to make sure it doesn't get out of whack again....for the rest of your life.

At least with a drug reaction, he's young enough to get through it quickly.

I wonder if the kid is diabetic. Low blood sugar could cause that sort of behavior.

Kid's gotta be seriously messed up. Nobody in their right mind would *want* to make the baseball team.

PonceAlyosha: In my professional opinion, it seems to me that the kid went to school while tripping on something. Probably LSD.

CSB- First few weeks I was in High School, I had a dude in my religion class that just always slept, every class. One day we're all just doing the in-class assignment and out of nowhere the kid jumps up, screams "I told you to fark off I'm getting pissed!!", flips over his desk and chucks a book at the teacher's desk. Then he's just standing there breathing hard like the Crusher from the old bugs bunny cartoons, and he wings another book at the teacher's desk. The teacher wasn't there, like not even in the class. The disciplinarians came and took him into custody eventually. It came out a few weeks later, through friends, that he had taken like 5 or 10 hits of acid before school that day.
So I'm gonna bet acid or some other trippy drug.

Avery614: First few weeks I was in High School, I had a dude in my religion class that just always slept, every class.

You had religion class in high school?

Just about the age schizophrenia kicks in.

Acid or bath salts.

Mental illness doesn't "kick in" like that. It can manifest quickly, but you don't snap from sane to insane in the period of a couple of minutes. That's substance-induced. Or, the kid had a stroke.

Brilliant strategy, nobody wants to fight a naked guy. Make him assistant coach and put him at first.

pics or it didn't happen

tallguywithglasseson: PonceAlyosha: In my professional opinion, it seems to me that the kid went to school while tripping on something. Probably LSD.

Naked running is PCP until proven otherwise.

came here to say that also

Aragorn :"tis one thing to speak giberish - but to go completely naked and violent as well.. that is a rare gift."

some dick much ass wipe steer farking Okie gave our guitar player a joint laced with PCP before a gig once back in the 80's - it did not end well.

/steers and queers

The kid is smoking weed. Everyone knows that marijuana is dangerous and can turn a normal teenager into a psychotic animal even after the first puff. They are lucky he didn't kill somebody.

/sigh