Ed Finnerty: NewportBarGuy: What's the difference between diarrhea and McDonalds? Serious question.

If the buns it is between have sesame seeds, it's McDonald's. If not, it's diarrhea cha cha cha.

/FTFY

This is why you use a moderated forum for gathering input about your product. An unmoderated forum is just Pandora's Box waiting to happen.

Just stop McDonalds. You don't need to advertise, everyone is aware of you. In fact nearly every time fast food is suggested your brand is named first. Stop trying to be hip and modern. Stick with your "urban" campaigns that walk the line between belittling minorities and being racist.

"...I'd rather eat my own diarrhea"


And so you shall, my friend. And so you shall...

NewportBarGuy: What's the difference between diarrhea and McDonalds? Serious question.

About 6 hours. IF you are lucky.

I don't get all the hate. I like McDonalds. It's fast, somewhat tasty, and easy to get on the way home. Sometimes, you just want something that tastes good and fills you up after a 14 hour day and a 2 hour drive before you have to go home and crawl in bed to do it all over again when you wake up.

Sounds like they'll be using a new ad agency soon

Disfunction: I don't get all the hate. I like McDonalds. It's fast, somewhat tasty, and easy to get on the way home. Sometimes, you just want something that tastes good and fills you up after a 14 hour day and a 2 hour drive before you have to go home and crawl in bed to do it all over again when you wake up.

Yeah, it isn't gourmet but it isn't supposed to be. I don't get the people that act like Ronald raped their mother.

You figuring out why your corporate masters love TV ( the propaganda box ) and don't care for any medium where they can't tightly control the message.

"TV is one big commercial for the status quo" - Wim Wenders.

McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising (new window)

oblig.

GBmanNC: Disfunction: I don't get all the hate. I like McDonalds. It's fast, somewhat tasty, and easy to get on the way home. Sometimes, you just want something that tastes good and fills you up after a 14 hour day and a 2 hour drive before you have to go home and crawl in bed to do it all over again when you wake up.

Yeah, it isn't gourmet but it isn't supposed to be. I don't get the people that act like Ronald raped their mother.

Because it is the microsoft of restaurant chains.

nytmare: Because it is the microsoft of restaurant chains.

It's really really bad but it's not microshiat bad.

Alright, a silly hashtag to follow!

*reads #McDStories*

Nevermind, it's just a bunch of vegan cultists.

The nice thing about living in San Francisco is all the McDonald's ads are either in Chinese or Spanish, so they're easy for us unilingual folks to ignore.

Disfunction: I don't get all the hate.

Because it's completely devoid of nutrition and encourages the lazy eating habits that make people unhealthy.

LouDobbsAwaaaay: My favorite was the "we'll pay rappers for every time they mention McDonald's in their rap music!". Which became a tense game of "who is going to sell out first and get ridiculed by the rest of the rap community?"

How about McDonalds 365 Black, because black history should be 365 days a year, not just one month (and should come with McDonalds ads).

Or the time they tried to officially change the definition of McJob to "a job that is stimulating, rewarding ... and offers skills that last a lifetime."

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Chariset: You don't always post typos, but when you do...

Stay typo-y, my friends.

Thismomentinblackhistory had an epic typo in tfd regarding his supposed lack of desire for his f-i-l. Laughed heartily.

"...I'd rather eat my own diarrhea"

Well, you gotta really like it to eat it again, I don't see the problem for McDonalds here.

I ate at McDonald's for the first time in a long time a year ago. Had some chicken and small fry.

It was good.

2 hours later... diarrhea hardcore. HARDCORE.

I dunno what they put in their food that everytime I eat there it's like a colon cleaning, but it's really disturbing.

I have absurdly high cholesterol, so I cut fast food completely from my diet. After a few years I broke down and decided to get something from McDonalds. I was shocked at how disgusting it was! I remembered it being sorta tasty, but now it makes me completely sick. I must have stopped producing the enzymes necessary to digest it, or something.

It's weird that there is food out there that you have to build a tolerance to.

Pokey.Clyde: jake3988: I ate at McDonald's for the first time in a long time a year ago. Had some chicken and small fry.

It was good.

2 hours later... diarrhea hardcore. HARDCORE.

I dunno what they put in their food that everytime I eat there it's like a colon cleaning, but it's really disturbing.

No, you didn't.

Why the hell is there always a couple of lying dipshiats in every fast food thread that claim they get dysentery just by smelling fast food?

I'm willing to bet he's telling the truth, same thing happens to me

Also, I merely clicked on this thread, and suddenly, poopsies...

Xythero: It's weird that there is food out there that you have to build a tolerance to.

That's pretty much all food. If you eat something unusual your body doesn't deal with it as well as something you eat all the time. Long time vegans have bad reactions to eating meat. Regular exposure to dairy can mitigate or remove lactose intolerance in some people. Cultures that eat a lot of beans don't have the gassy problems most other people have. I spent a long time not knowing cabbages give some people gas. I never knew because I eat from that family all the time.

Poop Thread?

/Better than a Pony Thread...
//Poop!

Kuroshin: downstairs: Disfunction: I don't get all the hate. I like McDonalds. It's fast, somewhat tasty, and easy to get on the way home. Sometimes, you just want something that tastes good and fills you up after a 14 hour day and a 2 hour drive before you have to go home and crawl in bed to do it all over again when you wake up.

Exactly. I rarely eat fast food... but I've had occasion to down a bunch of their cheeseburgers after a night of drinking. Or their McNuggets while waiting for an airplane.

When I was younger I was seriously the living "Super Size Me". Ate McDonalds 2 times a day, every day. Didn't gain weight, didn't get sick. My colesterol was slightly higher than it should have been.

I grew up and started appreciating real food. But please, its not THAT bad on occasion.

Because "Supersize Me" is a fraud.

Fat Head (new window)

I remember hearing somewhere that part of the reason he was so affected was that he had a vegan girlfriend, and so he was basically going from one extreme to the other.

/Went from golf course job plus eating ok if not great, where I lost 40 pounds in 4 months to school (aka bacon + cookies), where I gained 60 pounds in 8 months.

Xythero: I have absurdly high cholesterol, so I cut fast food completely from my diet. After a few years I broke down and decided to get something from McDonalds. I was shocked at how disgusting it was! I remembered it being sorta tasty, but now it makes me completely sick. I must have stopped producing the enzymes necessary to digest it, or something.

It's weird that there is food out there that you have to build a tolerance to.

Diet has little to do with cholesterol unless it's already in normal range. Diet influences about 20-30 points, which is pretty significant if you have slightly elevated. For those of us with extremely high cholesterol dietary effect is negligible.

/Cholesterol in the upper-mid 300's.
//You couldn't get that high even if you ate lard every single meal.
///I don't eat much fast food.
//Low triglycerides, so I'm sitting pretty right now.
/Slashies. Slashies everywhere.

RainDawg: Disfunction: I don't get all the hate.

Because it's completely devoid of nutrition and encourages the lazy eating habits that make people unhealthy.

Just because stupid people can kill themselves doing something doesn't mean that the rest of us shouldn't ridiculed or prevented from enjoying it.

Disfunction: RainDawg: Disfunction: I don't get all the hate.

Because it's completely devoid of nutrition and encourages the lazy eating habits that make people unhealthy.

Just because stupid people can kill themselves doing something doesn't mean that the rest of us shouldn't ridiculed or prevented from enjoying it.

When it doesn't affect my insurance premiums or tax dollars, I'll agree with you.