What, no animated dancing baby?

Was waiting for the "Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 2.0" button.

my god, it's full of stars

No tag? I am disappointed.

Pincy: No tag? I am disappointed.

God damn filters. That should have read:

No <marquee> tag? I am disappointed.

Clicked on Temple Ceremony! Oh God, hear the words in my mouth,oh God, hear the words in my mouth,oh God, hear the words in my mouth.
...really???

I have sent them some fancy shmancy hyper HTML markup language that will help their website look better:

Spencer lives in Boise, Idaho

There's your problem!

Ed Finnerty: Ummm. The BLINK tag.

What about the classic Marquee?

Good thing this was posted on the politics tab instead of the geek tab. They would have been far more cruel than you all have been.

As opposed to their wacky religion?

Oh my.

Mormonism's Temple of Doom (new window)

by Willliam Schnoebelen and James S. Spencer


The unholy mixture of Magick arts into the ceremonies of Mormonism and Freemasonry belie their roots. Every Good and Perfect gift comes from God. Mystical and Magickal routes are always dead end. When will we learn to heed the apostle Paul's warning that Satan can masquerade as an "angel of light?" (II Cor. 11:15)

An arcane student has noted that those who seek power or knowledge through forbidden channels ultimately discover they are unable to control the forces they unleash. "Those who employ ceremonial magic, do so largely with the hope of securing knowledge or su-pernatural power.. . but man, incapable of controlling [even] his own appetites, is not equal to the task of governing the fiery and tempestuous elemental spirits."

The systems of Mormonism, Magick, and Masonry purport to lead men to genuine worship of God. These systems, however, are not God's constructions; rather, they are Temples of Doom.

Temple of Doom! Freemasons! MAGICK!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

"My idiotic fairy tales are better than yours!"

I always find it awesome when evangelical Christians attack Mormons or other groups because of their strange practices and beliefs.

/something about a pot and a kettle

Sock Ruh Tease: I have sent them some fancy shmancy hyper HTML markup language that will help their website look better:

[static.ragamuffinsoul.com image 100x100][bestanimations.com image 200x230][static.ragamuffinsoul.com image 100x100]

[www.kennylynch.co.uk image 108x175]




- borrowed from The Geocities-izer (new window).

Their main website is just as bad (new window)

Where is Mirsky when you need him?

/shouldn't be obscure

You can't touch Mormon Jesus. (new window)

/Joseph Smith!

Chariset: Wow... who knew I'd miss the creaky beast that was the internet circa 1998?

I need to go dig up a copy of Netscape Navigator. Maybe my favorite Sailor Moon website is still up.

Well, you can always check here.

holy shiat

platedlizard: The systems of Mormonism, Magick, and Masonry purport to lead men to genuine worship of God. These systems, however, are not God's constructions; rather, they are Temples of Doom.

All religions are based on magic where they give a system of influencing the supernatural causation of events, such as by praying.

Masonry is in part based on Catholic Church rituals and in part of the secret Gnostic tradition, and it is full of magic.

Mormonism does borrow much from Masonry as well as Christianity in general but not directly from Catholic Church.

The foundation of many "modern" religious groups is some rationalization of how God is not magical and "real magic" comes from Satan.

Geocities? Subby, too kind. That looks like Angelfire smeared with Sanotrum.

coeyagi: Geocities? Subby, too kind. That looks like Angelfire smeared with Sanotrum.

What other web hosting would the righteous use?

The fun doesn't end. The "find station in your area" link goes to....I'm So Sorry Ministries (new window)

//does anyone else find it funny that the URL for Swaggert is jsm.org?

Hey, no Flash ... That guy is iPad ready.