now that's funny...

also, be handsome...be attractive...and don't be unattractive. (new window)

BRA-VO subby

Excellent subby!

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Next they will using this technology to track fat welfare moms.

Look, I don't care about the sex, but could I please just have my bucket back?

Subby. Let's get married and make/adopt babies.

Subby...

+1, would + again

Nice.

Clapping like a seal for subby!!!!!!

/You lie on your belly, create front flippers by putting your fists in your armpits, bend your knees, and smack the soles of your feet together while going "Arr! Arr! Arr! Arr!"

HOTY contest for 2012 is over now. Thanks everyone for playing.

Approves

Probably the best headline/article link I've read on Fark in a number of years--well done.

Not one mention of chloroform? I call shenanigans!

So your mom will be there, smitty? Good to know.

That had win all over it.

Not amused

Okay, finally a headline that works with the Fark tagline:


Subby wins!
/lots of subbies could learn from you

I'm gonna show up at a Fark party with a "Hi My Name Is Bevets" sticker to see if anyone takes a swing at me.

Subby: T'would probably be wise to no show one's face at a FARK-a-paloosa for a while

That having been said, I snotted myself laughing. Read it to wifey. Methinks I am cut off for the weekend......or longer.

Dear Subby,

A+.

Best wishes,

Me

get lucky at a Fark party?



/ewww.

And that is how you play Fark. Awesome, subby.

Kudos

Snerk! But I can't help but but feel a disturbance in the force... as if somewhere, many TFettes are planning their retaliatory thread as we read...

/ominous

by the way, it's funny because IT'S TRUE!

/lots of fatties at Fark parties.
//don't believe me? compare the 5+ mag seismic spots on the U.S. geological survey the next time a party is on. http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/
///still don't believe me? check out the gravitational anomalies from the GRACE satellite http://www.csr.utexas.edu/grace/gravity/
////fat

abhorrent1: get lucky at a Fark party?

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/ewww.

God forgive me for asking this, but just where is the 'sweet spot' there? Is it anywhere near the Asian tattoo for twinkie?

abhorrent1: get lucky at a Fark party?

Someone finally got a photo of EsteeFlowerPot?

kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you

That would be lying.

Just. Farkin. Wow.

Count me among those who laughed heartily. Would Subby out himself for the obligatory kudos?

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you

That would be lying.

Yes, yes it would.

/retaliation achieved!
//there IS at least one hot TFette

Judging by my favorites, there are at least 7.

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you

That would be lying.

Yes, yes it would.

/retaliation achieved!
//there IS at least one hot TFette

WHere?! You know the ugliest thing in the world?